Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. Votes: 3
Ashley PurdyThe Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny"¦ Alright, it's a little funny. Votes: 3
John GreenA lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Votes: 3
Winston ChurchillThere was a clear lesson here â and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants. Votes: 3
Alexis OhanianI'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer. Votes: 2
Katerina GrahamMy style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. Votes: 2
Donatella VersaceIf I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. Votes: 2
Jennifer LawrenceDreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. Votes: 2
Baltasar GracianHappiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. Votes: 2
Jon ForemanAs a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. Votes: 2
Josh BillingsTrying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Votes: 1
Larry DavidShoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done. Votes: 1
Russell WestbrookWhen Wu-Wear started making shoes and sneakers and pants, it was shoddy material. Votes: 0
Method ManMy combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little. Votes: 0
Anthony SwoffordPolitics is everywhere. It's in your shirt, it's in your pants. It's everywhere. Votes: 0
Rahul GandhiI feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants! Votes: 0
Nicole PolizziBallet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. Votes: 0
Robin WilliamsI'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself. Votes: 0
Aidan QuinnMy signature style is super uniformed. I like black pants, black blazers, and boots. Votes: 0
Theophilus LondonA person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down. Votes: 0
Edna St. Vincent MillayI'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer. Votes: 0
Kat GrahamCargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. Votes: 0
Matthew Gray GublerEmpty your pants pockets, and throw away all your masturbation. Love someone other than yourself. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzLadies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Votes: 0
Diane ArbusOf course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest Votes: 0
Adam SandlerI'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up. Votes: 0
Peter LynchI tend to wear leather pants with crew neck sweaters or leather jackets with denim. Votes: 0
Nina GarciaSomething that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short. Votes: 0
Rachel ZoeVery few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped. Votes: 0
Franklyn AjayeI was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. Votes: 0
Christopher MooreThe soul aspiring pants its source to mount,As streams meander level with their fount. Votes: 0
Robert MontgomeryDoubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. Votes: 0
Frederick BuechnerIt [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants. Votes: 0
Mary McCarthyNowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards. Votes: 0
Evan EsarAs a teenager, I would wear Clarks, corduroy pants and striped shirts, and I loved it. Votes: 0
Domenico DolceHe removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot. Votes: 0
Stephen KingWho discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend. Votes: 0
Mac DavisIf your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. Votes: 0
Nick OffermanA child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants. Votes: 0
Karl KrausIf I lose, I'm going to retire from politics, practice law, and wear bright leather pants. Votes: 0
Carol Moseley BraunWho pants for glory, finds but short repose; A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeWhen I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie! Votes: 0
George W. BushMy guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows I've already seen 400 times on TV. Votes: 0
Ross MathewsI mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them. Votes: 0
Ronnie LottThe only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't. Votes: 0
Denis LearyGary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work. Votes: 0
Simone ElkelesRock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants. Votes: 0
David Lee RothMy worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular. Votes: 0
Kevin O'LearyMy guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows Ive already seen 400 times on TV. Votes: 0
Ross MathewsAs a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants. Votes: 0
Justin Townes EarleDoes anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? Votes: 0
Lou ReedNixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Votes: 0
Hunter S. ThompsonThere is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants. Votes: 0
Eliza DushkuNice blouse, Sage," Adrian told me, deadpan. "It really brings out the khaki in your pants. Votes: 0
Richelle MeadWhite pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. Votes: 0
Greg ProopsCould he possibly believe a purple tunic over a butler- yellow shirt and scarlet pants became him. Votes: 0
Hilari BellArty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. Votes: 0
Ray DaviesI've always been a tomboy. I've always liked to wear red, black, and white, and mostly pants. Votes: 0
Janet JacksonYou never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. Votes: 0
Bill WattersonMy uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeHaving a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. Votes: 0
Christopher Paul CurtisThe first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants. Votes: 0
Roy Blount, Jr.No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants Votes: 0
Stephen KingYou only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance. Votes: 0
Mojo NixonFour: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants. Votes: 0
Karen Marie MoningYes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. Votes: 0
Patricia BriggsIf your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up! Votes: 0
Bill EngvallI wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?' Votes: 0
Alek WekHe's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. Votes: 0
Mickey RiversShe says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember. Votes: 0
Dick EbersolIâm freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something Iâve struggled with my whole life, Votes: 0
Karlie KlossThe trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off. Votes: 0
Ringo StarrI don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times. Votes: 0
Natasha LeggeroI'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. Votes: 0
Rodney Dangerfield(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them. Votes: 0
Denis ThatcherI had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire. Votes: 0
Michelle RowenYou can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants. Votes: 0
Kurt AngleVirtually the second I get home, I change into my "home" clothes - yoga pants and a T-shirt. Votes: 0
Karen WalkerI had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore. Votes: 0
Nenia CampbellIf you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultHow in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books? Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingI garden a lot in LA, so fashion consists of boots, work pants and T-shirts, unless I'm going out. Votes: 0
Kyle MacLachlanMy 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants. Votes: 0
Tom KaulitzGuys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. Votes: 0
Kristen SchaalI want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time, Votes: 0
Jennifer LawrenceGot ants in my pants and I need to dance, so big fine mama, come give me a chance. Votes: 0
James BrownNo, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money. Votes: 0
McLean StevensonA horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track. Votes: 0
Diane CrumpAlways do your best because a pat on the back is real close to a kick in the pants. Votes: 0
Doug FlutieThe only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. Votes: 0
Larry DavidI don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight. Votes: 0
Diane KrugerMy whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy. Votes: 0
NellyJassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! Votes: 0
Louise RennisonI was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. Votes: 0
EvanescenceThank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. Votes: 0
Jack BarakatThe art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair. Votes: 0
Mary Heaton VorseShoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes done. Votes: 0
Russell WestbrookI do things like hem a pair of pants, I do my own tailoring but I wouldn't attempt a jacket. Votes: 0
Tim GunnI'm taking off my shoes.'' ""Fine. Shoes off.'' ""And my pants.'' ""Don't push it, Claire. Votes: 0
Rachel CaineWait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too? Votes: 0
Kiersten WhiteI like being a woman in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. Votes: 0
Whitney HoustonShow me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. Votes: 0
Joe E. LewisI never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. Votes: 0
Jennifer LawrenceThere were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. Votes: 0
Jonathan SwiftSo okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair-ew!-and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so. Votes: 3 Cher
Once upon a time, growing up male gave little boys a sense of certainty about the natural order of things. We had short hair, wore pants, and played baseball. Girls had long hair, wore skirts, and, no matter how hard they tried, always threw a baseball just like a girl. Votes: 1 Kenneth R. Miller