Quotes about Pants

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' Votes: 4

Pants get shiny even on a throne. Votes: 3

I may have a feather duster down my pants. Votes: 3

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. Votes: 3

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny"¦ Alright, it's a little funny. Votes: 3

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Votes: 3

There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants. Votes: 3

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Votes: 3

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. Votes: 3

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants? Votes: 3

Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here. Votes: 3

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity. Votes: 3

And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair of pants. Pants = Love Votes: 3

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants. Votes: 3

Oh, no. We can't have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don't hurt people then run. That's just rude. Can the Simi barbecue him, or is he on the "˜No Simi' eat list?" "“ Simi Votes: 3

When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls. Votes: 3

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Votes: 2

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer. Votes: 2

My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. Votes: 2

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. Votes: 2

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. Votes: 2

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. Votes: 2

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. Votes: 2

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. Votes: 2

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches Votes: 2

Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers! Votes: 2

Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom. Votes: 2

Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find. Votes: 2

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them. Votes: 2

There has to be a balance between your mental satisfaction and the financial needs of your company. (But) I always remember that it's the fantasy, the artistic side, that makes customers want to buy the straightforward black pants. Votes: 2

Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where I fell sprawling on the floor, and was so ashamed that I jumped up, ran away and left my girl to get home the best way she could. Votes: 2

A year from now, I could go away, and people might say, 'Gosh, what ever happened to that girl who never wore pants?' But how wonderfully memorable 30 years from now, when they say, 'Do you remember Gaga and her bubbles?' Because, for a minute, everybody in that room will forget every sad, painful thing in their lives, and they'll just live in my bubble world. Votes: 2

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Votes: 1

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. Votes: 1

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Votes: 1

Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done. Votes: 1

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. Votes: 1

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants. Votes: 1

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? Votes: 1

You and I and everybody in show business and the entertainment industry fly by the seat of our pants. We don't know quite what is going to happen. Votes: 1

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade. Votes: 1

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large. Votes: 1

I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him. Votes: 1

When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when they're rewriting the show right up to the moment the camera goes on. Votes: 1

I grew up surrounded by these tough, ballsy, strong women. They were also adoring women, but they were the kind of women who would argue over what kind of pants you were wearing or the color of your nail polish. Votes: 1

Since I was a child, I hated having to deal with my hair. I hated having to change my clothes. As a kid, I had a sailor shirt and the same old corduroy pants, and that's what I wanted to wear everyday. Votes: 1

My closet is organized by tops, pants, and outerwear, but not a lot of dresses. Gowns are in another room because I don't often dress formally, even though I design gowns. Like most designers, I have a uniform, and mine is a legging. Votes: 1

Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.' Votes: 1

It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history. It matters little who wins. To make a people great it is necessary to send them to battle even if you have to kick them in the pants. That is what I shall do. Votes: 1

I thought it was normal to recycle pants and shoes from your older cousins. That was just my way of life. At the end of the month, there was not much food in the refrigerator and you're hoping the first comes so food can come again. You never forget those things. Votes: 1

I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy. Votes: 1

The Jam went through a phase of wearing satin jackets. But that was pre-getting signed and making it, when we were still playing the pubs and clubs - around '75. Shocking, really - what would you call them apart from 'horrible?' We'd wear these white zip-up bomber jackets with black kind of loon pants and black and white shoes. Votes: 1

Hand me my pants, Votes: 0

Tight pants are just uncomfortable. Votes: 0

Where are your pants, son? Votes: 0

My pants are on fire! Votes: 0

His voice wore no pants. Votes: 0

Home is where the pants aren't Votes: 0

I used my pants to illustrate. Votes: 0

I'm too tasteful for my pants. Votes: 0

I don't like tight pants on guys. Votes: 0

Up with skirts, down with pants!' Votes: 0

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them. Votes: 0

I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants. Votes: 0

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!' Votes: 0

Put on your big girl pants and deal. Votes: 0

I hate yoga pants anywhere but the gym. Votes: 0

Toreador pants make your feet look big too Votes: 0

the church should just stay out of people's pants. Votes: 0

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out. Votes: 0

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire Votes: 0

Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed. Votes: 0

You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down. Votes: 0

Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu? Votes: 0

Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off! Votes: 0

Belts are only good for holding up your pants Votes: 0

I'd need a good reason to drop my pants Votes: 0

I can scare the pants off the holiest ghost. Votes: 0

I went up a pants size during my pregnancy. Votes: 0

I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants. Votes: 0

Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants? Votes: 0

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting. Votes: 0

Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down Votes: 0

I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants. Votes: 0

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. Votes: 0

You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls. Votes: 0

Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? Votes: 0

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy. Votes: 0

Why would people spend good money to have my pants? Votes: 0

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants. Votes: 0

being sixteen in the pants I died full of questions Votes: 0

I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down. Votes: 0

If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him. Votes: 0

You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants. Votes: 0

Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants' Votes: 0

Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down. Votes: 0

Women are responsible for the people in the family having pants. Votes: 0

T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night. Votes: 0

I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass. Votes: 0

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years. Votes: 0

I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them. Votes: 0

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now. Votes: 0

They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants. Votes: 0

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. Votes: 0

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. Votes: 0

I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there. Votes: 0

An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding. Votes: 0

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. Votes: 0

The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now. Votes: 0

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. Votes: 0

The hottest thing in the world is to wear pants with stockings. Votes: 0

My favorite outfit is baggy black corduroy pants and a baggy T-shirt. Votes: 0

Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere. Votes: 0

I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants Votes: 0

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. Votes: 0

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants Votes: 0

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week. Votes: 0

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants? Votes: 0

You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off! Votes: 0

Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants. Votes: 0

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants. Votes: 0

War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on. Votes: 0

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants. Votes: 0

You must be the brother. I hope so, I'm wearing his pants. Votes: 0

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. Votes: 0

Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. Votes: 0

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. Votes: 0

That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on. Votes: 0

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine. Votes: 0

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. Votes: 0

When Wu-Wear started making shoes and sneakers and pants, it was shoddy material. Votes: 0

My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little. Votes: 0

Politics is everywhere. It's in your shirt, it's in your pants. It's everywhere. Votes: 0

Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes. So wrong. Votes: 0

Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. Votes: 0

It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on! Votes: 0

Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants. Votes: 0

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. Votes: 0

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass? Votes: 0

I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down. Votes: 0

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend. Votes: 0

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. Votes: 0

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants. Votes: 0

Sex stops when you pull up your pants, Love never lets you go. Votes: 0

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different. Votes: 0

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long. Votes: 0

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants! Votes: 0

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. Votes: 0

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off. Votes: 0

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat. Votes: 0

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants. Votes: 0

I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself. Votes: 0

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants. Votes: 0

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on. Votes: 0

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants. Votes: 0

I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants. Votes: 0

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants. Votes: 0

My signature style is super uniformed. I like black pants, black blazers, and boots. Votes: 0

An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants. Votes: 0

A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down. Votes: 0

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer. Votes: 0

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. Votes: 0

Empty your pants pockets, and throw away all your masturbation. Love someone other than yourself. Votes: 0

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Votes: 0

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest Votes: 0

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up. Votes: 0

I tend to wear leather pants with crew neck sweaters or leather jackets with denim. Votes: 0

Something that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short. Votes: 0

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped. Votes: 0

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. Votes: 0

The soul aspiring pants its source to mount,As streams meander level with their fount. Votes: 0

Magnus, I wish I had the nerve to wear the kind of pants you do. Votes: 0

What I do is live, how I pray is breathe, what I wear is pants. Votes: 0

Remember God likes us best when we are flying by the seats of our pants, Votes: 0

Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants. Votes: 0

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally. Votes: 0

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. Votes: 0

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much. Votes: 0

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants Votes: 0

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants. Votes: 0

It [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants. Votes: 0

Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards. Votes: 0

As a teenager, I would wear Clarks, corduroy pants and striped shirts, and I loved it. Votes: 0

He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot. Votes: 0

Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend. Votes: 0

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. Votes: 0

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants. Votes: 0

If I lose, I'm going to retire from politics, practice law, and wear bright leather pants. Votes: 0

Who pants for glory, finds but short repose; A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows. Votes: 0

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. Votes: 0

When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie! Votes: 0

Cause I lit him on fire,” I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants. Votes: 0

My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows I've already seen 400 times on TV. Votes: 0

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later. Votes: 0

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them. Votes: 0

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise. Votes: 0

It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days. Votes: 0

The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't. Votes: 0

It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure. Votes: 0

Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work. Votes: 0

Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants. Votes: 0

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular. Votes: 0

My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows Ive already seen 400 times on TV. Votes: 0

I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe. Votes: 0

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants. Votes: 0

As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants. Votes: 0

Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? Votes: 0

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Votes: 0

There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants. Votes: 0

Nice blouse, Sage," Adrian told me, deadpan. "It really brings out the khaki in your pants. Votes: 0

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. Votes: 0

Could he possibly believe a purple tunic over a butler- yellow shirt and scarlet pants became him. Votes: 0

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. Votes: 0

I've always been a tomboy. I've always liked to wear red, black, and white, and mostly pants. Votes: 0

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. Votes: 0

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. Votes: 0

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. Votes: 0

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants. Votes: 0

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants Votes: 0

You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants. Votes: 0

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance. Votes: 0

Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants. Votes: 0

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. Votes: 0

If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up! Votes: 0

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?' Votes: 0

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. Votes: 0

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember. Votes: 0

Three things it would be extremely difficult to play a show without: makeup, my vocal cords and pants. Votes: 0

I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life, Votes: 0

The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off. Votes: 0

I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times. Votes: 0

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day. Votes: 0

Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants. Votes: 0

Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying. Votes: 0

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. Votes: 0

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants. Votes: 0

(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them. Votes: 0

I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire. Votes: 0

I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport. Votes: 0

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants. Votes: 0

Virtually the second I get home, I change into my "home" clothes - yoga pants and a T-shirt. Votes: 0

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore. Votes: 0

I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps? Votes: 0

Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome. Votes: 0

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. Votes: 0

How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books? Votes: 0

Just because it's summertime doesn't mean you can't wear long pants and blazers - just make sure they're breathable. Votes: 0

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants! Votes: 0

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared. Votes: 0

As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219 Votes: 0

That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans. Votes: 0

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. Votes: 0

I garden a lot in LA, so fashion consists of boots, work pants and T-shirts, unless I'm going out. Votes: 0

My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants. Votes: 0

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. Votes: 0

I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time, Votes: 0

Got ants in my pants and I need to dance, so big fine mama, come give me a chance. Votes: 0

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money. Votes: 0

A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track. Votes: 0

Always do your best because a pat on the back is real close to a kick in the pants. Votes: 0

Your pants are unseasonably bitch. I beg your pardon. Excuse me, madam, but you are sitting on my erection. Votes: 0

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. Votes: 0

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight. Votes: 0

My bandmate once pissed his pants when we were playing in Brazil - but we weren't embarrassed, we were proud. Votes: 0

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were. Votes: 0

I think some people think I'm a smarty-pants. Some people think I'm intense, some people think I'm super-esoteric and nuts. Votes: 0

In my day, everything came from my belly button and seat of the pants. Today, everything is done from research. Votes: 0

Marlene Dietrich and Roy Rogers are the only two living humans who should be allowed to wear black leather pants. Votes: 0

You get ideas across better through listening and the pat-on-the-back method than you do with a kick on the pants. Votes: 0

I have this arsenal of high-waisted wide-leg '70s pants and overalls. They are more roller-disco than Alexander Wang overalls. Votes: 0

In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about. Votes: 0

Color is powerful. It is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants. Votes: 0

The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well... it just blows your pants off! Votes: 0

I was terrorized by the emotional requirements of being an actor. Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed. Votes: 0

You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you're prepared to defend yourself. Votes: 0

My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy. Votes: 0

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! Votes: 0

I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. Votes: 0

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. Votes: 0

I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things. Votes: 0

The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair. Votes: 0

Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes done. Votes: 0

Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle. Votes: 0

I'm definitely someone who likes to fly by the seat of her pants. My mum always prays for the best... Votes: 0

I do things like hem a pair of pants, I do my own tailoring but I wouldn't attempt a jacket. Votes: 0

As long as everyone's wearing their own pants." "I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation. Votes: 0

I'm taking off my shoes.'' "˜"˜Fine. Shoes off.'' "˜"˜And my pants.'' "˜"˜Don't push it, Claire. Votes: 0

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time. Votes: 0

From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not. Votes: 0

Rock stars should be able to tune their own guitars, apply their own eyeliner, and pick out their own leather pants. Votes: 0

Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too? Votes: 0

I personally believe Patch scared the pants off normal, and it took off running for the far side of the world. Votes: 0

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants. Votes: 0

I love wearing flat shoes, but I am not one of those girls who walks around in sweat pants and sneakers. Votes: 0

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana. Votes: 0

I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants. Votes: 0

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper. Votes: 0

I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses. I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces. Votes: 0

I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing. Votes: 0

Look, if some guy dressed in his mother's clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on. Votes: 0

I like being a woman in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. Votes: 0

Leather pants are my guilty fashion pleasure. I have at least 10 pairs in navy, red, white, dusty pink, grey, suede and black. Votes: 0

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts Votes: 0

As a kid, I remember wearing a checkered suit and appearing on-stage in the routines worked out by the 'baggy pants' comedians. Votes: 0

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get. Votes: 0

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. Votes: 0

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight. Votes: 0

You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy. Votes: 0

Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong. Votes: 0

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. Votes: 0

I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants. Votes: 0

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. Votes: 0

I despise the phony, fancy-pants rhetoric of professors aping jargon-filled European locutions - which have blighted academic film criticism for over 30 years. Votes: 0

Merlin's pants!" shrieked Hermione, jumping up and running from the room. "Merlin's pants?" repeated Ron, looking amused. "She must be really upset. Votes: 0

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all. Votes: 0

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results. Votes: 0

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home. Votes: 0

You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath."Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought. Votes: 0

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants. Votes: 0

Women who had discovered pants, low-heeled shoes, and loose sweaters during World War II were reluctant to give them up in peacetime. Votes: 0

Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants. Votes: 0

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! Votes: 0

Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning. Votes: 0

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown. Votes: 0

Most decisions are seat-of-the-pants judgments. You can create a rationale for anything. In the end, most decisions are based on intuition and faith. Votes: 0

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo. Votes: 0

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army." "Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army." "That's SO not the point! Votes: 0

if you don't have doubts you're either kidding yourself or asleep. Doubts are the ants-in-the-pants of faith. They keep it alive and moving. Votes: 0

...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents. Votes: 0

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost. Votes: 0

The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time. Votes: 0

I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over. Votes: 0

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! Votes: 0

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. Votes: 0

You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances. Votes: 0

I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery. Votes: 0

No two books come out the same way. Some I write by the seat of my pants; others are planned in minute detail. Votes: 0

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results. Votes: 0

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts. Votes: 0

When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the pants. Votes: 0

I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time. Votes: 0

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon. Votes: 0

I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a uniform essentially. Votes: 0

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. Votes: 0

My credit card company calls me if it looks like I've bought too many hoodies and cargo pants for my kid at Old Navy. Votes: 0

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants. Votes: 0

Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one. Votes: 0

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger. Votes: 0

In every human Beast, God has implanted a Principle, which we call Love of Freedom; it is impatient of Oppression, and pants for Deliverance. Votes: 0

There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the boner in his pants. Votes: 0

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone. Votes: 0

I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy. Votes: 0

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants? Votes: 0

I'm much more comfortable in pants and shirts, running around. There was a typical construction about womanhood when I was growing up that I rejected. Votes: 0

In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror. Votes: 0

Whatever I think, whatever I try to do, life might just turn around and... and hitch up its pants and throw me a twenty-dollar bill. Votes: 0

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. Votes: 0

I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman’s life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants. Votes: 0

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants Votes: 0

In the early Seventies, I had shoulder-length hair, bell-bottom pants, love beads and shirts that laced up at the front. But then I smartened up. Votes: 0

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. Votes: 0

To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and had a Q-tip dangling out of my ass. Votes: 0

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche. Votes: 0

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. Votes: 0

And the truth is, I'd felt kind of a thrill about wearing Jason's Big Boy pants. I was a sick kid, even way back then. Votes: 0

I can go all over the world with just three outfits: a blue blazer and gray flannel pants, a gray flannel suit, and black tie. Votes: 0

Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of the color wheel. Votes: 0

I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not. Votes: 0

Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. -Annik Marchand Votes: 0

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one. Votes: 0

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot. Votes: 0

Being on 'The Following' is constantly flying by the seat of my pants. The story can change and the character can change at a moment's notice. Votes: 0

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!' Votes: 0

I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course. Votes: 0

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace. Votes: 0

I think leather pants are just better than jeans onstage; they give the performance a nice attitude, and they are also shockingly comfortable. Comfort is key. Votes: 0

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph. Votes: 0

You can't wear revealing clothes because of the sex addicts. Instead, you wear big bras, big pants and baggy tops. You're taught to respect others' addictions. Votes: 0

I don't wear pants, or like them; I'm a Jewish woman who's made the decision to wear skirts, so I wear mostly skirts past the knee. Votes: 0

Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent. Votes: 0

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Votes: 0

I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform - every night, you know. Votes: 0

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath. Votes: 0

Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?" "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the tent. "I'll need some pants. Votes: 0

I have a fuller figure and sometimes like to hide my legs. Palazzo pants accentuate my small waist and make me feel a little like Katharine Hepburn. Votes: 0

I used to have terrible tantrums. I was temperamental when I was younger. Actually, what I needed was a swift kick in the pants. What a brat! Votes: 0

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. Votes: 0

I'm sometimes described as a flamboyant leader and a hip-shooter, a fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants operator. But if that were true, I could never have been successful in this business. Votes: 0

...It's like trying to fit an octopus into a pair of tuxedo pants. And not a plain octopus at that, but an octopus that doesn't even exist. Votes: 0

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. Votes: 0

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union. Votes: 0

No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest-which is kind of the point of these reports-I was already unzipping his pants. Votes: 0

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked. Votes: 0

I'm addicted to something at all times. Like, it's always music, but maybe sometimes it's a pair of pants or something else. That's just how my personality works. Votes: 0

The suffix 'naut' comes from the Greek and Latin words for ships and sailing. Astronaut suggests 'a sailor in space.' Chimponaut suggests 'a chimpanzee in sailor pants'. Votes: 0

Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on. Votes: 0

The first time I saw Mikhail Baryshnikov it was like he had an anti-gravity machine in his pants. He would jump and stay in the air for 10 minutes. Votes: 0

[A photograph] should do something to the beholder; either give a more complete appreciation of beauty, or, if nothing else, even a good mental kick in the pants. Votes: 0

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO! Votes: 0

You can't teach an ear, you can't teach talent, but you can teach people who have those things not to just fly by the seat of their pants. Votes: 0

At home, a T-shirt and something loose like harem pants would do. If I'm stepping out, a pair of blue jeans and a white tee are just fine. Votes: 0

All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C'mon. Admit it. I know I did and I'm wolf enough to own it." "“ Sasha Votes: 0

And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offended, so I zipped up my pants and left the wedding reception. Votes: 0

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants. Votes: 0

I don't know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my pants right now. Votes: 0

It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes. Votes: 0

When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants. We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants. That's how bad it was. Votes: 0

I can kill a bad guy, but I can't save anyone. I'm not a hero. All I am is a killer. A dead killer who shit his pants. Votes: 0

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day. Votes: 0

With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants. Votes: 0

I look up to Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn and old styles. You will never see me in a crop top and hot pants - I'm more into dresses. Votes: 0

It would be a lovely place if we didn't necessarily judge or jump to conclusions because someone wants to wear a dress or because someone wants to wear pants. Votes: 0

I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses. Votes: 0

I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses. Votes: 0

For men, it's about finding the perfect shoe or the perfect pants that will last you through the years. That's how I want to shop: sustainable, classic, great quality. Votes: 0

Logan, don't be an ass.I have been sleeping in mud. I'm covered in dirt and blood and these were my favorite pants before I landed in raccoon shit. Votes: 0

And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. The punctuation police are everywhere! Votes: 0

When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again. Votes: 0

Every book is like starting over again. I've written books every way possible - from using tight outlines to writing from the seat of my pants. Both ways work. Votes: 0

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean. Votes: 0

In my early performing days, I played gigs under the pseudonym Whitey McFearsun. I painted my face blue, wore crimson lipstick, and strung on some tight silver latex pants. Votes: 0

I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear pleated pants! I'm like, 'C'mon, Tiger!' Votes: 0

When I was in elementary school, I was a big fan of the zip-off pants that could be turned into shorts. The Delia's catalog used to be my bible. Votes: 0

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power? Votes: 0

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers. Votes: 0

He seemed wild and dangerous and carefree--well, he would, would'nt he? What were motorcycles and black leather pants if not the uniform of a wild, dangerous and carefree man? Votes: 0

I write 'by the seat of my pants.' I love to do research. I am inspired by contemporary writers and contemporary events. I live in the real world. Votes: 0

I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I wasn't obese, just chunky. Votes: 0

I never sought out a record deal. It caught me with my pants down. I was just a musician doing my thing, I didn't even send my records out. Votes: 0

I did have Skidz overalls. Remember Skidz, those baggy plaid pants that look like pajamas? So I did rock overalls, but not in purple velvet. I couldn't find those. Votes: 0

I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants or black jeans. That's pretty much it. Votes: 0

I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants. Votes: 0

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey. Votes: 0

Women's liberation as a movement makes some valid points. But in the final analysis, it doesn't matter who wears the pants - as long as there's money in the pockets. Votes: 0

People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl. Votes: 0

I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me properly. Votes: 0

This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get my period. Votes: 0

I can never tell what I'm gonna wear. I kind of just put on whatever feels right. Sometimes that's Converse and a T-shirt, sometimes it's Givenchy heels and leather pants. Votes: 0

I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars. Votes: 0

When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion. Votes: 0

I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants. Votes: 0

I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I put on my lipstick, pulled up my pants, and got back to work. Votes: 0

I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship. Votes: 0

You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby. Votes: 0

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants. Votes: 0

If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationships work best when both of you are not wearing pants. Votes: 0

What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do. Votes: 0

I'm going to be exposed, aren't I? (Acheron) I don't know. You planning on dropping your pants around me? If so, warn me first. I don't want to go blind. (Savitar) Votes: 0

Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail track to drop their pants and moon passing passenger trains. Votes: 0

Where other men failed, I was able to unzip her pants. All I did was gently turn the handle. I make love like a locksmith in a room with no doors. Votes: 0

We need to look to the future. You can't come up with new things unless you constantly forget the past. There's no reason to keep wearing the same pair of pants. Votes: 0

Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom pants and a slinky silk shirt. Votes: 0

It's not about what you did yesterday, it's what you do tomorrow. If you rely too much on yesterday, tomorrow is going to jump up and bite you in the pants. Votes: 0

I would recommend if you come to Ocean Grove and you're not from around here, don't wear rubber pants, a pink shirt and a blue jacket. Leave that for Asbury Park. Votes: 0

I started in live television and I've done a lot of live TV and that's really the thing that I love best. I love flying by the seat of my pants. Votes: 0

It's very important that the music has a sense of adventure to it, and that it's done by the seat of your pants. There's a kind of nervy element about it. Votes: 0

It's funny - more people talk about my 'babe-dom' now than they did before I had a child. Whatever. I guess I'm a role model in hot pants now. That's cool! Votes: 0

Boy, you better check that tone. (Wulf) Yeah, yeah, ya scare me. I'm even wetting my pants while in your terrifying, gut-wrenching presence. See me shiver and quiver? Ooo, ahhh, ooo. (Chris) Votes: 0

Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog. Votes: 0

I wore a long white dress shirt and no pants, so it looked like a white dress. I felt like a bride in love. Well, at least until my boss fired me. Votes: 0

I think it's time we women stopped carrying supplies for the entire family. If children don't have room to carry their own toys, if men don't have pockets in their pants, tougho. Votes: 0

If anger were money, only a fool would greedily save it up. And a wise man would let it slip out of his heart like change slips out of his pants pockets. Votes: 0

I'm just a proud papa and it's nice to get that validation from my colleagues in the industry. You get up, you pull your pants down and you're like, "Here it is!" Votes: 0

We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down. Votes: 0

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that. Votes: 0

Speak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you'll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you got from here to there without any goddamn pants on. Votes: 0

I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-ha moment that started Spanx. My own butt was my own inspiration! Votes: 0

For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift. Votes: 0

If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck. Votes: 0

If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity. Votes: 0

I hate formal stuff. I love looking like a doll and all that stuff and playing dress up, but when I'm home, sweat pants, t-shirt. When I'm in the studio, sweat pants, t-shirt. Votes: 0

I didn't understand the Kindle's true value until I finished an e-book on the beach. In sixty seconds - and without benefit of pants - I had brand-new reading material at my fingertips. Votes: 0

In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while it kind of needs a kick in the pants. Votes: 0

Personally, I'm a simple dresser. I usually buy my own clothes. Jeans, T-shirts, summer dresses and track pants. Whenever I get the time or see a shop that catches my fancy, I buy something. Votes: 0

I feel like I've been very fortunate in that I've stuck like a burr to the dog-leg of the next generation of nerdism. I've been carried into the XXIth century on Bill Gates' pants-cuff. Votes: 0

I always wear the same thing at home. I can't be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There are so many more important things to worry about. Votes: 0

I went and met with Tim Burton for the role of Batman. But I just couldn't really take it seriously; any man who wears his underpants outside his pants just cannot be taken seriously. Votes: 0

I myself often feel that I have a tail in my pants. And I can see that many people do it as well, I am sure some of them simply wrap it around themselves... Votes: 0

What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay. Votes: 0

I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead, and it certainly helps if you have a good partner in life Votes: 0

And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it. Votes: 0

Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had on wing-tip shoes and some cool pants. I thought, 'Wow! Votes: 0

I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman Votes: 0

Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs." You want people to see your legs?" I have very nice legs!" We both paused to admire them for a moment. Votes: 0

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign. Votes: 0

Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing about, then let’s see something to prove it. Votes: 0

A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him. Votes: 0

I'm going to be pulling my pants up all day, and I'm just going to have a terrible day. Because if your clothes don't fit, just like bras or anything, it's not a good day. Votes: 0