Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park. Votes: 3
Jordana BrewsterA real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Votes: 3
Bill VaughanUnlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is. Votes: 2
Anthony BourdainI bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break. Votes: 1
Angela KinseyWhen you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot. Votes: 0
R. C. SproulWhat would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary? Votes: 0
Derek LandyWhen elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkePolitics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. Votes: 0
Will RogersIts unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people. Votes: 0
Donald ShoupMen are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. Votes: 0
Clea DuvallTrust arrives on foot but leaves in a Ferrari The Ferrari screeched out of the parking lot in 2008. Votes: 0
Mark CarneyI love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. Votes: 0
Laura KightlingerOnly in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym. Votes: 0
Don KingDoes anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps. Votes: 0
Bill O'ReillyNo one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. Votes: 0
Miranda HartI waved to you outside but then I realized it was just one of those inflatable parking lot gorillas. Votes: 0
Jane LynchI'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball. Votes: 0
Brooks Robinson