Quotes about Pig

ManBearPig, half man, half bear, half pig Votes: 3

In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King Votes: 3

I've been doing Porky Pig for 21 years for Warner Brothers. Votes: 3

And thus did an Assistant Pig-Keeper become High King of Prydain. Votes: 3

He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs. Votes: 3

No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper! Votes: 3

A Child raised in the Mud should never point an accusing finger at a Pig. Votes: 3

Look son, the Human Pig.(shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman!(deadpan)Another animal could do this? Votes: 3

Pig power in America was infuriating, but pig power in the communist framework was awesome and unaccountable. Votes: 3

In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig. Votes: 3

In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig. Votes: 3

I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments. Votes: 3

Mel Blanc passed away in '89, and they held auditions, and I did my first job [as Porky Pig] in 1990. Votes: 3

In a democracy, people always vote for their alike! Pig for the pig, raven for the raven! Dull for the dull, wise for the wise! Votes: 3

To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral. Votes: 3

The reason the contracts are so long is because actors are very spontaneous; we may want to do Shakespeare one day and be Porky Pig the next! Votes: 3

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. Votes: 3

Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks. Votes: 3

If I could do it all over again," he said, his speech slow and vaguely mangled by his massive lower lip, "I'd just let myself be trampled to death by the Satan Pig. Votes: 3

Despite the fact that wanted to voice aclassic character, a majority of my day-to-day is not Porky Pig. It's commercials and original characters, promos and other aspects of the business. Porky's just kind of high-profile. Votes: 3

If you rush to take a drug, do so with the full knowledge that you are being a Guinea Pig. The longer a drug is on the market, the more will be known about the side effects. Votes: 3

Most of us are called on to perform tasks far beyond what we can do. Our capabilities seldom match our aspirations, and we are often woefully unprepared. To this extent, we are all Assistant Pig-Keepers at heart. Votes: 3

The Travel Channel had success with their 'Food Paradise' series, '10 Best Places to Pig Out' and those types of specials, so they knew there was a market for comfort food and wanted to develop a show around it. Votes: 3

Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. To me, he's a great actor. Votes: 3

I had a very specific goal and I think kids, more than adults, don't understand obstacles and competition. I wanted to be this one cartoon character [Porky Pig], couldn't figure out why I couldn't do it, other than living in the midwest. Votes: 3

And a secret inward voice in my head was saying (in a strange breathy voice...) Yes, yessss, I will pop round to The Blind Pig. I will 'pop' round because guess who lives at the Blind Pig? It is not a blind pig, it is Alex. Votes: 3

I guess the big thing to say about 'Pig Farm' is that none of us knows if it works, and we're going in blind. It's in the tradition of 'Urinetown,' kind of - but that's a pretty small tradition. It's possible that it can fail. Votes: 3

Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. Votes: 2

I have a pig valve. Votes: 1

You can't fatten the pig on market day. Votes: 1

I have eyes like those of a dead pig. Votes: 1

Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam. Votes: 1

You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle. Votes: 1

They're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming. Votes: 1

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Votes: 1

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Votes: 1

Asking a critic to name his favorite book is like asking a butcher to name his favorite pig. Votes: 1

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. Votes: 1

The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. Votes: 1

I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen. Votes: 1

The fact is, I diet every day of my life. I have to work at it. But I diet so I can pig out. Votes: 1

Primate and elephant and even pig societies show considerable evidence of care for others, parent-child bonding, solidarity in the face of danger, and so on. Votes: 1

I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig. Votes: 1

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. Votes: 1

The industrial food system is so cruel and so horrific in its treatment of animals. It never asks the question: 'Should a pig be allowed to express its pig-ness?' Votes: 1

I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It's so good. Votes: 1

Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! Votes: 1

Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. Votes: 1

You can't have it both ways. You can't tell me that you're taxed enough already, and that you want constitutional government and then in the next breath say, 'Bring me home some bacon.' The pig has been picked clean. Votes: 1

One day we will have more inflation, and our bonds will bleed like a pig. The only reason for buying long bonds is short-term or as a desperate haven for terrorized investors. But the potential to make longer-term real money is naught. Votes: 1

A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig and create soil disturbance, something it can't do in a concentrated feeding environment. The omnivore has historically been a salvage operation for food scraps around the homestead. Votes: 1

I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to have to attack the pigs. The people are going to have to stand up against the pigs. That's what the Panthers is doing, that's what the Panthers are doing all over the world. Votes: 1

We are Jesus Christ's; we belong to him. But even more, we are increasingly him. He moves in and commandeers our hands and feet, requisitions our minds and tongues. We sense his rearranging: debris into the divine, pig's ear into silk purse. He repurposes bad decisions and squalid choices. Little by little, a new image emerges. Votes: 1

Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig! Votes: 0

Paint like a pig eats. Votes: 0

Irish as a Paddy's pig. Votes: 0

When in doubt, pig out! Votes: 0

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon! Votes: 0

It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather! Votes: 0

A pig painted gold is still a pig. Votes: 0

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man. Votes: 0

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon! Votes: 0

An artist is like a pig snouting truffles. Votes: 0

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Votes: 0

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy. Votes: 0

Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Spill her blood. Votes: 0

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn. Votes: 0

I am like a blind pig when I work. Votes: 0

To the heavens on the wings of a pig. Votes: 0

Maybe you are a pig and don't even know it. Votes: 0

Any Christian who is not a hero is a pig. Votes: 0

It almost made me long for the flying pig. --Percy Votes: 0

It's like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk. Votes: 0

He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house. Votes: 0

A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. Votes: 0

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig. Votes: 0

It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom Votes: 0

I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool. Votes: 0

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool. Votes: 0

It is better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied. Votes: 0

I seen a pig so big it'd block out the sun. Votes: 0

Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'. Votes: 0

Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig. Votes: 0

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig. Votes: 0

I was and still am happier than a pig in slop. Votes: 0

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. Votes: 0

Though he love not to buy the pig in the poke. Votes: 0

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment. Votes: 0

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. Votes: 0

Strangely, it is the pig himself becomes The god inside the car Votes: 0

Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in! Votes: 0

Shit spews from your lips as from the ass of a pig. Votes: 0

Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute. Votes: 0

After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt? Votes: 0

It is hard to look a hero when mounted on a pig. Votes: 0

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Votes: 0

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. Votes: 0

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. Votes: 0

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. Votes: 0

You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron. Votes: 0

I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing. Votes: 0

I may be a chauvinist pig of some sort, but I'm no rapist. Votes: 0

On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant. Votes: 0

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig. Votes: 0

Madame....gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter. Votes: 0

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig. Votes: 0

I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Votes: 0

Respecting and honoring the pigness of the pig is a foundation for societal health. Votes: 0

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat. Votes: 0

She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. Votes: 0

The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed. Votes: 0

I'm some sort of guinea pig in a home economics crash course for werewolves. Votes: 0

Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday. Votes: 0

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Votes: 0

When all hope is lost, pig-headed refusal to acknowledge reality will always save the day. Votes: 0

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. Votes: 0

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig. Votes: 0

Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor. Votes: 0

When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty. Votes: 0

If a pig could pray, it would pray for swill. What do you pray for? Votes: 0

If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig. Votes: 0

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. Votes: 0

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. Votes: 0

Even fools say something worthwhile now and again. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes. Votes: 0

I am very proud to be called a pig. It stands for pride, integrity and guts. Votes: 0

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Votes: 0

I was working on boats as a teenager, sweating like a pig during a summer job. Votes: 0

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. Votes: 0

If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig. Votes: 0

A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime. Votes: 0

Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?" "On occasion," said Locke. "There are contrary opinions. Votes: 0

I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G. You literally live like a guinea pig Votes: 0

You could weave silk from pig bristles before you could make a man anything but a man. Votes: 0

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. Votes: 0

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy. Votes: 0

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash. Votes: 0

No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? Votes: 0

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage. Votes: 0

When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. Votes: 0

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Votes: 0

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment. Votes: 0

You don't want people to think you're just writing stories for children about a pig in a tutu. Votes: 0

You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig. Votes: 0

There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig. Votes: 0

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money. Votes: 0

Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it. Votes: 0

Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs! Votes: 0

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy. Votes: 0

The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. Votes: 0

A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. Votes: 0

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron. Votes: 0

I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me. Votes: 0

If arithmetic overflow is a fatal error, some fascist pig with a read-only mind is trying to enforce machine independence. Votes: 0

One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles. Votes: 0

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. Votes: 0

Hell, a pig had most humans beat, smarter than small children, and we didn't eat those but maybe we should. Votes: 0

I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig - lots of screams but little wool. Votes: 0

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife. Votes: 0

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight? Votes: 0

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham. Votes: 0

When it comes to pain, love, joy, loneliness, and fear, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. Votes: 0

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal Votes: 0

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it. Votes: 0

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. Votes: 0

Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig. Votes: 0

Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. [Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.] Votes: 0

I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed. Votes: 0

Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It's like a conspiracy. Votes: 0

Fitz: Shall we get up tomorrow and go looking for a wild pig? Nighteyes: I didn't lose any wild pigs, did you? Votes: 0

I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me. Votes: 0

My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses Votes: 0

If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think. Votes: 0

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard. Votes: 0

I had a dream about you starting a pet store. You didn't have any customers yet, and I was your guinea pig. Votes: 0

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. Votes: 0

I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan. Votes: 0

In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. Votes: 0

Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a known fact that we men are the missing link between the pirate and the pig. Votes: 0

Choose to patronise your local farmers; as eaters, you need to demand a different type of food. Appreciate the pigginess of the pig. Votes: 0

A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a stick. Votes: 0

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. Votes: 0

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear. Votes: 0

I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it. Votes: 0

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that. Votes: 0

You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day. Votes: 0

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker. Votes: 0

My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels. Votes: 0

I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig. Votes: 0

The only thing about a man that is a man . . . is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse. Votes: 0

I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage. Votes: 0

Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel "” Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig. Votes: 0

But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man. Votes: 0

You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig. Votes: 0

With respect to those meanings of 'human' that are relevant to the morality of abortion, any fetus is less human than an adult pig, Votes: 0

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. Votes: 0

Not at all tricky. We do this sort of stuff every day before breakfast. Then I fly to work on my winged pig, Swilma. Votes: 0

(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die. Votes: 0

I was a guinea pig for some hoodlums who thought they could hurt me and frighten me and keep other Negro entertainers from the South. Votes: 0

You're disgusting when you eat," Chuck said, sitting on the bench next to him. "It's like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk. Votes: 0

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it. Votes: 0

What Plato was really asking was perhaps why a horse was a horse, and not, for example, a cross between a horse and a pig. Votes: 0

Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a bored teenage kid. Votes: 0

I am a rapist and a sadistic pig,' if you get that tattoo removed I will carve it into your forehead, do you understand? Votes: 0

It's fun to be amazing, to be the star of the show, to have everyone watching you-even if you have to act like a pig. Votes: 0

I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles. Votes: 0

I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear. Votes: 0

choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you. Votes: 0

I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a bear, is a boy Votes: 0

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig. Votes: 0

You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!. Votes: 0

By the end, everybody had a label - pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary. Votes: 0

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel. Votes: 0

When actors first come up, you're auditioning for everything - you're trying to sniff it out like a pig with a truffle and you would do anything! Votes: 0

We are very short on organs, and the pig solution is probably a lot better than the human clone solution - though maybe not for the pigs. Votes: 0

When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene. Votes: 0

I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated thistle root. Votes: 0

You can be a flower in somebody's garden or a pig or the sunshine or a crow or a nightingale! Be something nice in someone else's garden. Votes: 0

so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! Votes: 0

The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron. Votes: 0

What happens a lot in film, though not so much in the theatre, is that you get stroked and sort of massaged, like a little guinea pig. Votes: 0

I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig. Votes: 0

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. Votes: 0

Lots of donations and money go to rescue dogs and cats, however the public does not understand that every cow, pig and chicken needs to be rescued too. Votes: 0

He sighed, wondering how his life had been turned upside down by this woman in less than forty-eight hours. Correction: by this woman, a pig, and a rabbit. Votes: 0

I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig. Votes: 0

No, he wasn't a pig. He was a lonely, hurt man who didn't know how to cope in a world that had turned its back on him. [Astrid] Votes: 0

I was born on a pig farm in Norfolk. We grew up in the city called Norwich in Norfolk, then I moved to London when I was thirteen. Votes: 0

I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon. Votes: 0

Clean up a pigsty," she commented one evening, "and if the creatures in it still have pig-minds and pig-desires, soon it will be the same old pigsty again. Votes: 0

I've got a mission to help people improve and massively change their lives and create breakthroughs, so I'm always looking for them and I'm the first guinea pig. Votes: 0

You're gonna have to keep on saying that - I am the proletariat, I am the people. I am not the pig. You've got to make a distinction. Votes: 0

Despite my exhaustion I have a devil of a time getting to sleep because of the rats above my bed and a pig who lives beneath my room... Votes: 0

The industrial food system is so cruel and so horrific in its treatment of animals. It never asks the question: Should a pig be allowed to express its pig-ness? Votes: 0

I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it is not very nice. Votes: 0

Is this not enough? This blessed sip of life Is it not enough? Staring down at the ground Then complain and pray for more from above Greedy little pig Votes: 0

The man who is ... physically able to handle pig-iron and is sufficiently ... stupid to choose this for his occupation is rarely able to comprehend the science of handling pig-iron Votes: 0

At the time when I was conducting my research there was no known method for taking the guinea pig's temperature. I demonstrated a technique which is now widely used. Votes: 0

So that's the way you scientific detectives work. My god! for a fat, middle-aged, hard-boiled, pig-headed guy, you've got the vaguest way of doing things I ever heard of. Votes: 0

Eat less than you think you want, eat with your intelligence, not your stomach. Never get up from the table with an inward, silent apology for being a pig. Votes: 0

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. Votes: 0

The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect. Votes: 0

A pig's trotter is a fantastic thing. The first night of my honeymoon in Paris, my wife fell asleep in her steak tartare, so my trotter kept me company. Votes: 0

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now. Votes: 0

It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style. Votes: 0

There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina. Votes: 0

Our culture doesn't ask about preserving the essence of pig; it just asks how can we grow them faster, fatter, bigger, and cheaper. We know that's not a noble goal. Votes: 0

The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use. I was their human guinea pig. Votes: 0

Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles. Votes: 0

Our motto is we respect and honour the pigness of the pig and the chickenness of the chicken. That means not confining them in a house with hundreds of others. Votes: 0

It was my Fat Elvis period. I was eating and drinking like a pig. I was depressed and I was crying out for help. It's real. And I meant it. Votes: 0

Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don't even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I'm being upstaged by a dead pig. Votes: 0

I love food. I'm a huge food addict. I think in my past life I was a pig or something like that, but I love eating; I never stop eating. Votes: 0

He had never been a social man. He had shunned causes with contempt and disgust. They were for pig-simple suckers and people with too much time and money on their hands. Votes: 0

An old philosopher said to Monsieur Coignard, a Reverend Father: 'You are a pig!' To which Abad Coignard answered: 'You flatter me, sir. But unfortunately, I'm only a man.' Votes: 0

PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig. Votes: 0

Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine. Votes: 0

Somehow we've even developed the notion that a woman who seeks to meet her husband's needs is subservient (but a husband who fails to meet his wife's needs is a pig.) Votes: 0

My worst vice is gluttony. I try to keep myself under control because I'm an athlete, but once a week I like to pig out and act like a normal person. Votes: 0

My faith does not lead me to think the Lord will provide us with roast pig, bread already buttered, etc. He will provide us with the ability to raise the grain. Votes: 0

Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me have me hastily attaching a feedbag. Votes: 0

I am firmly in the lard camp. It must be what we call leaf lard, which is a specific kind of lard that resides around certain internal organs in the pig. Votes: 0

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck." Votes: 0

To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami. Votes: 0

A crown is a pitiless master, harsher than the staff of a pig-keeper; while a staff bears up, a crown weighs down, beyond the strength of any man to wear it lightly. Votes: 0

From the practical point of view, the susceptibility to infection of the guinea pig proved to be the most useful step forward. Today, all laboratories use this animal for preserving the virus. Votes: 0

Chris Christie travelled to Ft. Worth, Texas, to give his blessing to a former rival who one week ago was approvingly discussing killing Muslim terrorists with bullets smeared in pig`s blood. Votes: 0

The discovery that I soon made that the guinea pig was also susceptible to infection made it possible for me, from the third year on, to preserve the virus on this animal. Votes: 0

So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig. Votes: 0

We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare." "Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great." "Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's not. They all put words like 'iridiums'. And I put 'pig'. Votes: 0

To operate based on conviction and belief requires an acceptance that your actions could get you fired. This is different from pig-headed bravado, and it is different from putting the company at risk. Votes: 0

There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw. Votes: 0

CNN and MSNBC, our primary competitors, are trying to figure out how to beat us. There are some good, smart people at those networks, and even occasionally a blind pig finds an acorn. Votes: 0

If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'"Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed? Votes: 0

I tell young people that the greatest paintings in museums are made with minerals mixed in oil smeared on cloth with the hair from the back of a pig's ear. It's that simple. Votes: 0

It's the best part of the whole movie. John Malkovich with a pink pig is - you can't get better than that. Then John Malkovich alone and then you add a pink pig. Votes: 0

I conquered a fear of heights and water by bungee jumping from a crane over a lake. And if thats not crazy enough, I also wrestled a greased pig in a mud pit. Votes: 0

Quite simply, it is true that I can be a pig! It is not a lie to say that. Sometimes, I feel that I am in the right even when I am wrong Votes: 0

I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... "I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth!" Votes: 0

Our morality seems to be only a check on the ultimate domination of force, just as our politeness is a check on the impulse of every pig to put his feet in the trough. Votes: 0

Germany is the new pig. Germany depends on exports and its markets are drying up. When the Germans start getting 10% unemployment, 15% unemployment, which is the real variable, how are they going to handle it? Votes: 0

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I'm a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it's a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking pig. (Susan) Votes: 0

If you faced a long hungry period with nothing between you and starvation but a bit of barley and a pig, you'd be better off turning the barley into beer and letting the pig starve. Votes: 0

If you think a child is going to be your accessory... it's not like a micro pig. It's not about putting them in front of the television. You need to read to them at night. Votes: 0

It's a pretty blokey magazine [Bacon Busters, 'Australia's only magazine dedicated to pig hunting'], but they have women in it too. There's a 'Boars and Babes' section: women in bikinis sitting on big old pigs. Votes: 0

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it. Votes: 0

What's my weirdest adventure? Yikes, there've been so very many. Perhaps the pig+vegetable+Taiwanese-army-guys boat ride to the island off the coast of Taiwan qualifies as the weirdest. Or at least the most seasick. Votes: 0