No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper! Votes: 3
Lloyd AlexanderA Child raised in the Mud should never point an accusing finger at a Pig. Votes: 3
Olaotan FawehinmiLook son, the Human Pig.(shocked)Mother, y-you're inhuman!(deadpan)Another animal could do this? Votes: 3
Larry GonickIn my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig. Votes: 3
Dave BloodIn my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig. Votes: 3
Dave SchulthiseI was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments. Votes: 3
Robert WebbThey're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming. Votes: 1
Keith MoonLitigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Votes: 1
Ambrose BierceAsking a critic to name his favorite book is like asking a butcher to name his favorite pig. Votes: 1
John McCarthyI learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. Votes: 1
George Bernard ShawI'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen. Votes: 1
Mariah CareyThe fact is, I diet every day of my life. I have to work at it. But I diet so I can pig out. Votes: 1
Jack NicklausIt was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather! Votes: 0
Louis SacharMadame....gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter. Votes: 0
Georges SimenonRespecting and honoring the pigness of the pig is a foundation for societal health. Votes: 0
Joel SalatinThe tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed. Votes: 0
Arthur SchopenhauerWhy, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday. Votes: 0
Harry S. TrumanWomen realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Votes: 0
Andy RooneyWhen all hope is lost, pig-headed refusal to acknowledge reality will always save the day. Votes: 0
Andy IhnatkoI have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. Votes: 0
Cornelia FunkeEven fools say something worthwhile now and again. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes. Votes: 0
Robert JordanNever attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinI was working on boats as a teenager, sweating like a pig during a summer job. Votes: 0
Douglas LeoneDon't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. Votes: 0
Cale YarboroughA pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime. Votes: 0
Irma S. RombauerAre you smarter than a pig, Locke?" "On occasion," said Locke. "There are contrary opinions. Votes: 0
Scott LynchI'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G. You literally live like a guinea pig Votes: 0
Roc MarcianoYou could weave silk from pig bristles before you could make a man anything but a man. Votes: 0
Robert JordanThe Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood. Votes: 0
Jennifer LeeNo one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? Votes: 0
Mike NessProcess can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage. Votes: 0
Don MurrayNever get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Votes: 0
John McCainYou don't want people to think you're just writing stories for children about a pig in a tutu. Votes: 0
Karen RussellYou can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig. Votes: 0
Ann RichardsThere really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig. Votes: 0
Steve-OI am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money. Votes: 0
Willie NelsonLook, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs! Votes: 0
Montgomery CliftThe man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. Votes: 0
Bob DylanA male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukI fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron. Votes: 0
Lonnie DoneganI thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me. Votes: 0
Jeff KoonsOne has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles. Votes: 0
Igor StravinskyWhen it comes to pain, love, joy, loneliness, and fear, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. Votes: 0
Ingrid NewkirkAll dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal Votes: 0
Winston ChurchillWhen a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it. Votes: 0
Robert LeyOf a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. [Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.] Votes: 0
George HerbertI don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me. Votes: 0
Sienna MillerI would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan. Votes: 0
Tori SpellingWhen I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that. Votes: 0
Paul McCartneyI was working on boats as a teenager, sweating like a pig during a summer job. Votes: 3 Douglas Leone