There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. Votes: 2
Frederick MarryatA pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man. Votes: 2
A. A. MilneA pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth. Votes: 2
C. S. LewisIf men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe. Votes: 1
Hanna RosinIn Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonThe punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night. Votes: 0
Dennis MillerRacing is dangerous, but I've been in a lot worse situations as a pipe fitter. Votes: 0
Neil BonnettI've played in pipe bands in Scotland, and I've always played guitars and drums and stuff. Votes: 0
Ewan McGregorShall we go dance the hay, the hay? Never pipe could ever play Better shepherd's roundelay. Votes: 0
Nicholas BretonI was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller. Votes: 0
George CarlinA Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe! Votes: 0
Henny YoungmanMelodies die out, like the pipe of Pan, with the ears that love them and listen for them. Votes: 0
George EliotToilet bowl basins need to be deeper, because every time I sit down my penis clogs the pipe. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzIt is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes. Votes: 0
Arthur Conan DoyleIt is a pipe dream to think that that bill is going to the floor and be voted on. Votes: 0
Peter RoskamIf you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game. Votes: 0
Chris RockThe lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober. Votes: 0
Eugene O'Neill