Quotes about Pregnant

Pregnant women are more likely to die from homicide by domestic violence than any other cause of death. Votes: 3

There's no such thing as second class citizenship. That's like telling me you can be a little bit pregnant. Votes: 3

Heaven grant that the burden you carry may have as easy an exit as it had an entrance. Prayer To A Pregnant Woman Votes: 3

Making a good music video isn't easy. If it were, MTV would still be showing them instead of '16 and Pregnant,' which I assume is shot exclusively in Utah. Votes: 3

Some men are searching for the Holy Grail, but there ain't nothing sweeter than riding the rail. Pregnant women and Vietnam vets, beggin on the freeway, bout as hard as it gets. Votes: 3

Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals. Votes: 3

And you go into a supermarket and every tabloid is like, ‘Pregnant and Alone!' Stuck in the 1950s ideal of how a woman should live her life. This brings out the fiery feminist in me, Votes: 3

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future. Votes: 2

I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth. Votes: 2

You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant. Votes: 2

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. Votes: 2

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death. Votes: 2

Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child. Votes: 2

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. Votes: 2

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. Votes: 2

The two most beautiful sights I have witnessed in my life are a full blown ship at sail and the round-bellied pregnant female. Votes: 2

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. Votes: 2

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow. Votes: 2

All who are genuinely committed to the advancement of women can and must offer a woman or a girl who is pregnant, frightened, and alone a better alternative than the destruction of her own unborn child Votes: 2

This is perhaps the most beautiful time in human history; it is really pregnant with all kinds of creative possibilities made possible by science and technology which now constitute the slave of man - if man is not enslaved by it. Votes: 2

I am not pregnant, but I've had three kids, and there is a 'bump.' From now on, ladies, I will have a 'bump' and it will be my 'baby bump,' and let's just all settle in and get used to it. It's not going anywhere. Votes: 2

Most unmarried Somali girls who got pregnant committed suicide. I knew of one girl in Mogadishu who poured a can of gasoline over herself in the living room, with everyone there, and burned herself alive. Of course, if she hadn't done this, her father and brothers would probably have killed her anyway. Votes: 2

Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body - meaning that it wasn't put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit. I was like, 'Look, I can carry a baby! I'm gaining weight right, everything's going well.' And I've had that relationship ever since. Votes: 2

I'll turn on the TV or look at a magazine, and it's like, 'Who is this person?' And you find out they are from '16 and Pregnant,' and I'm like, 'Really? They're celebrities now?' You read about them on the news having fights and breakups, and I think, 'Well, of course. Votes: 2

The early feminists were pro-life. And really, abortion is a huge disservice to women, and it hasn't been presented that way. As Feminists for Life-what we're trying to do is support women, and so what we want to do is-reach women on campus-college campuses so that, when they get pregnant, they can find housing. They can find money they need to stay in school. Votes: 2

Usually we regard loneliness as an enemy. Heartache is not something we choose to invite in. It's restless and pregnant and hot with the desire to escape and find something or someone to keep us company. When we can rest in the middle, we begin to have a nonthreatening relationship with loneliness, a relaxing and cooling loneliness that completely turns our usual fearful patterns upside down. Votes: 2

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. Votes: 1

Being pregnant is supposed to be the happiest time in your life. Votes: 1

It's a great thing about being pregnant - you don't need excuses to pee or to eat. Votes: 1

Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts. Votes: 1

Making an album can be like being pregnant: you want to pop that thing out and show everybody! Votes: 1

Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do. Votes: 1

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'. Votes: 1

My most radical shift was leaving Intel and joining Google, a small startup at the time, even though I was pregnant. Votes: 1

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. Votes: 1

My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. Votes: 1

I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me. Votes: 1

I truly loved being pregnant and feeling what was going on inside my body and watching it change. It's difficult to recoup, but still amazing nonetheless. I would have another one. Votes: 1

I loved dressing for my pregnant body. A pregnant woman's body is so beautiful. Towards the end, it does get harder, and then it became all about flats and comfortable maxi dresses. Votes: 1

I thought that I was going to be like this earth mother. When people would complain about being pregnant, I was like, 'What are you talking about? It's incredible! Just enjoy it.' Votes: 1

Low-income people, racial or ethnic minorities, pregnant women, seniors, people with special needs, people in rural areas - they all have a much harder time accessing a dentist than other groups of Americans. Votes: 1

If there's a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it's not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there's a house rumor, they'll find out it's not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house. Votes: 1

It was weird because I was pregnant, throughout that so it was weird being a pregnant witch. I was in a really bad mood but luckily, because I sleep with the director, he just sort of scheduled me so I only had to do it two nights. Votes: 1

One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter. Votes: 1

We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children. Votes: 1

I've been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for Christmas. It's very important to give back as a youth. It's as simple as helping an old lady across the street or giving up your seat on the bus for someone who is pregnant. Votes: 1

Mama grizzlies mate later than other bears. They have two cubs instead of four. They wait four years - about twice as long as other bears - between having cubs. And after they're pregnant, if winter is hard or their health is not good or the food supply is uncertain, they re-absorb the embryo into their body. Votes: 1

We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son. Votes: 1

I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died. Votes: 1

In 1985, I was living with my sister in Virginia, and since I was still in high school, I worked at McDonald's to save money to get an abortion. It sounds really terrible, but it was the best decision I ever made. It was the first time I took responsibility for my actions. I messed up, had sex without contraception, and got pregnant at 15. Votes: 1

I love being pregnant! Votes: 0

The king was pregnant. Votes: 0

I loved being pregnant. Votes: 0

I'm married. And pregnant. Votes: 0

We are pregnant with freedom. Votes: 0

Creation of a pregnant imagination. Votes: 0

It showed nothing. I'm not pregnant. Votes: 0

I'm not a great pregnant woman. Votes: 0

I didn't binge when I was pregnant. Votes: 0

Everything psychic is pregnant with the future. Votes: 0

All the really pretty girls get pregnant. Votes: 0

The past is pregnant with the present. Votes: 0

The pregnant quarry teem'd with human form. Votes: 0

In breif Sermone ane pregnant sentence wryte. Votes: 0

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! Votes: 0

Your Vortex is pregnant with everything you want. Votes: 0

People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women. Votes: 0

The mother of the imbecile is always pregnant, Votes: 0

I love to wear dresses when I'm pregnant. Votes: 0

I am not a pregnant working mother wronged. Votes: 0

I got pregnant and turned 40 at the same time. Votes: 0

Directing at seven-and-a-half months pregnant was lots of fun. Votes: 0

You came into this world pregnant with unlimited potential. Votes: 0

Past is pregnant with pieces of pathos and peace. Votes: 0

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third. Votes: 0

About 70 percent of pregnant women are deficient in Vitamin D. Votes: 0

The fact that I'm three months pregnant doesn't change anything. Votes: 0

Women won't have total equality until men can get pregnant. Votes: 0

Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple. Votes: 0

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer. Votes: 0

I've actually worked out more pregnant than when I wasn't. Votes: 0

Having a little inflation is like being a little pregnant. Votes: 0

We are always pregnant with a truer version of ourselves. Votes: 0

Scholars dream of finding small facts pregnant with great progeny. Votes: 0

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. Votes: 0

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. Votes: 0

God, my brain really goes to mush when I'm pregnant. Votes: 0

You can't walk two steps without seeing a pregnant teen. Votes: 0

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous. Votes: 0

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Votes: 0

We live in a moment that is pregnant with possibility. Votes: 0

I'm pregnant with triplets now and I feel really good. Votes: 0

Being pregnant, makes me want to do the wildest things Votes: 0

I looooove cookbooks. I cook a lot when I'm pregnant. Votes: 0

My mom was onstage when she was pregnant with me. Votes: 0

I love being pregnant. You can do whatever you want. Votes: 0

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. Votes: 0

The reason most people have kids is because they get pregnant. Votes: 0

I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful! Votes: 0

The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn. Votes: 0

I'm quite pregnant actually ... this is the adventure of a lifetime. Votes: 0

I have cravings all the time, even when I'm not pregnant. Votes: 0

I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts. Votes: 0

I fooled around with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams got pregnant. Votes: 0

The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future. Votes: 0

Abortion restrictions 'reduce pregnant women to no more than fetal containers.' Votes: 0

We should recognize that women become mothers the moment they are pregnant. Votes: 0

In many ways, being pregnant and working were more difficult than motherhood. Votes: 0

Dealing with the State Department is like watching an elephant become pregnant. Votes: 0

Your forties is not the time to be thinking about getting pregnant. Votes: 0

I like trying to get pregnant, I'm not so sure about childbirth. Votes: 0

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.' Votes: 0

I graduated law school nine months pregnant and didn't take a job. Votes: 0

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant. Votes: 0

Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom. Votes: 0

I'd already put on a bit of weight before I got pregnant. Votes: 0

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it Votes: 0

I know what it's like to be pregnant and nervous and poor. Votes: 0

I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth. Votes: 0

Force is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one. Votes: 0

The universe is pregnant with signs that recall the presence of the Creator. Votes: 0

It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. Votes: 0

[T]he departing world leaves behind... not an heir, but a pregnant widow. Votes: 0

Bombing people for economic reasons is as horrible as killing a pregnant woman. Votes: 0

I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl. Votes: 0

No white racist makes you get pregnant when you are a black teenager. Votes: 0

At night, the moon, a pregnant woman, walks cautiously over the slippery heavens. Votes: 0

I get pregnant pretty easily, but I have a hard time keeping them. Votes: 0

Remember kids: Don't get emotionally attached to a band. You'll get pregnant and die. Votes: 0

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. Votes: 0

What a cute man! Hey, I may be pregnant, but I can still see! Votes: 0

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets. Votes: 0

The Universe is either expressing a miracle or is pregnant with the next one. Votes: 0

When the world is pregnant with lies, a secret long hidden will be revealed. Votes: 0

You can't have an all-girl band! They'll get pregnant, and they'll never stay together. Votes: 0

Virgo: Your teddy bear will reveal that he is pregnant and will require counseling. Votes: 0

Obviously when you're pregnant everything changes, you have another body to take care of. Votes: 0

A trifle is often pregnant with high importance; the prudent man neglects no circumstance. Votes: 0

Revolution is engendered by an indignation with tyranny, yet is itself pregnant with tyranny. Votes: 0

If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I'm pregnant. Votes: 0

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. Votes: 0

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. Votes: 0

You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned. Votes: 0

All right, then nobody can complain if we ask pregnant women to make parachute jumps. Votes: 0

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. Votes: 0

I've always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. Votes: 0

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant. Votes: 0

When I have an idea, I'm like a pregnant woman. I just have to deliver. Votes: 0

It was harder to get my driver's license than to get pregnant and give birth. Votes: 0

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. Votes: 0

The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. Votes: 0

I found out a few months after we started [True Detective] that I was pregnant. Votes: 0

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. Votes: 0

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman. Votes: 0

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality. Votes: 0

A non-Communist premier with Communist ministers would be like a woman trying to stay half pregnant. Votes: 0

Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously. Votes: 0

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any. Votes: 0

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night. Votes: 0

At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother. Votes: 0

A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasnt such a big fan. Votes: 0

A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan. Votes: 0

In much of the world, the most dangerous thing a woman can do is become pregnant. Votes: 0

If there's any time you should be on drugs it's when you're pregnant, cause it sucks. Votes: 0

I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother. Votes: 0

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could! Votes: 0

When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30 Votes: 0

I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. Votes: 0

I have one little pooch-y stomach in a picture, and all of a sudden I'm pregnant. Votes: 0

Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great. Votes: 0

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch. Votes: 0

I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book. Votes: 0

If men got pregnant, there would be safe, reliable methods of birth control. They'd be inexpensive, too. Votes: 0

Like pregnant women lose their teeth feeding the stranger, junkies lose their yellow fangs feeding the monkey. Votes: 0

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. Votes: 0

How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex? Votes: 0

You can't be a little bit saintly any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. Votes: 0

I defy any woman who is pregnant and trying to concentrate really hard not to feel distracted. Votes: 0

Painting, it is true, was undergoing a series of -isms reminiscent of the whims of a pregnant woman. Votes: 0

To come to the Oscars for the first time and be seven months pregnant is quite a thing! Votes: 0

I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not. Votes: 0

The shamans are forever yacking about their snake oil miracles. I prefer the real McCoy, a pregnant woman. Votes: 0

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? Votes: 0

I'm in love with music, and I'm pregnant by it. It's like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets! Votes: 0

The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into. Votes: 0

There's a reason women are pregnant for nine months; by the end, you're ready to have this baby. Votes: 0

I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family. Votes: 0

You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house. Votes: 0

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. Votes: 0

The spiritual quality of earth: eternally pregnant and containing in its fertility the unwritten cipher of cosmic lore. Votes: 0

The world itself is pregnant with failure, is the perfect manifestation of imperfection, of the consciousness of failure. Votes: 0

I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant. Votes: 0

Our age believed herself pregnant with auspicious progeny, but when her hour came, it turned out to be dropsy. Votes: 0

Theres a saying in Africa: To find out you are pregnant is to have one foot in the grave. Votes: 0

Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln. Votes: 0

Not one sound fears the silence that extinguishes it. And no silence exists that is not pregnant with sound. Votes: 0

Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant. Votes: 0

Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers. Votes: 0

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying it for three years Votes: 0

In the case of abortion, one pits the life of the fetus against the interests of the pregnant woman. Votes: 0

Less depends upon the choice of words than upon this, that their introduction shall be justified by pregnant theorems. Votes: 0

When someone has a weight problem when they're pregnant, they will struggle before, during and after to lose weight. Votes: 0

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur. Votes: 0

The good thing about being pregnant is that I don't have to worry about sucking it in or dieting! Votes: 0

To put it mildly, I'm not crazy about the implication that pregnant women are incapable of deciding for themselves. Votes: 0

There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks! Votes: 0

I have five siblings, so my mom was always pregnant, and she would wear these dungarees that looked so cool. Votes: 0

I always see those jeans with the stretchy front on pregnant women, and they look like the dreamiest thing ever. Votes: 0

I was pregnant with my daughter when I started writing my first thriller, so I guess you could blame hormones. Votes: 0

Suddenly she was here. And I was no longer pregnant; I was a mother. I never believed in miracles before. Votes: 0

Finding out I was pregnant was one of the most joyous moments in my life. I will never forget it. Votes: 0

Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-haired child. Votes: 0

I was 47 when I got pregnant. I'd been trying for a couple of years and thought it would never happen. Votes: 0

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed. Votes: 0

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. Votes: 0

A lot of the girls I grew up with were pregnant by the time they were 16. I just was lucky. Votes: 0

I always did feel beautiful when I was pregnant, but I do feel more me when I'm my normal size. Votes: 0

My mother got pregnant with me at the age of fifteen. This was '64, and unheard of at that time. Votes: 0

Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife. Votes: 0

To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby.... It was just another world. Votes: 0

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. Votes: 0

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before. Votes: 0

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant. Votes: 0

When I found out I was pregnant, I was over the moon about it, but I was upset I wasn't married! Votes: 0

I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing. Votes: 0

I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing." Votes: 0

I feel like the earth, astonished at fragrance borne in the air, made pregnant with mystery from a drop of rain. Votes: 0

I've been broody since I was 12, but I can't just get anyone pregnant. It has got to be the right person. Votes: 0

People seem to trust you more when you're pregnant. I think they see you as some kind of Mother Earth figure. Votes: 0

You find that you have lot of time on your hands when you suddenly are not drinking because you are pregnant. Votes: 0

When you're pregnant, things-at least for me-get very sincere and very wholesome, and it's about family, and singing becomes about warmth. Votes: 0

You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane. Votes: 0

You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard. Votes: 0

I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight. Votes: 0

She looked around her apartment which seemed to be waiting for something. Lana hated that, when the room was a pregnant pause. Votes: 0

Limiting the freedom of news 'just a little bit' is in the same category with the classic example 'a little bit pregnant. Votes: 0

I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by dinner I mean marry her. Votes: 0

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away. Votes: 0

I was always taught that a woman's place was in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. And I'm a firm believer in that. Votes: 0

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month. Votes: 0

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. Votes: 0

At one point in my life, I wanted to do a master's degree in Irish literature, but I ended up getting pregnant instead. Votes: 0

When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our baby. Votes: 0

Difficult times are pregnant with glory moments just waiting to be birthed in the lives of those willing to labor through the pain. Votes: 0

Looking at someone in a deployed setting, it's not in their best interest to get pregnant overseas, but if it happens, it happens. Votes: 0

I don't even think people really understand how you can get pregnant or when you get pregnant. I still have questions about that. Votes: 0

I have such respect for women who go through pregnancy multiple times. I thought it was beautiful being pregnant. The aftermath is brutal. Votes: 0

Masturbation never got anybody pregnant, does not make anybody go crazy, and what we're about is preventing HIV in our bright young people. Votes: 0

I always tell the kids that excellence is like pregnancy. You can't be a little bit pregnant. You either are or you're not. Votes: 0

No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. Votes: 0

I wish I listened through my urethra, because imagine how euphoric and orgasmic music would be. One love song might get you pregnant. Votes: 0

We're going to listen music in my room.' 'Fine,' his dad said from underneath the sink. 'Just don't get anybody pregnant. Votes: 0

My reflection in the mirror shows me pink and puffy. I thought pregnant women were to supposed to glow. I am not glowing. Votes: 0

I think if you've never been pregnant, you can over play pregnant and you can do a lot of different things with pregnant. Votes: 0

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. Votes: 0

I had a healthy appetite [being pregnant]. I got more healthy as time goes on, and they grew. I never let myself go. Votes: 0

Though with Bridget Jones's Baby: the Diaries, I'd like to make it clear that I did not ever get pregnant by two men. Votes: 0

The reality is sobering: in the United States one in three girls will become pregnant before age 20, totaling more than 750,000 girls per year. Votes: 0

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' Votes: 0

Being pregnant is the most natural thing our bodies can do. Our grandparents did it without all these books, and they came out okay. Votes: 0

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior. Votes: 0

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil. Votes: 0

The moment you get pregnant, you're tortured by the fear of not doing it well. But I feel at peace with that right now. Votes: 0

One of the most exiting things about being pregnant is that I just am accepting the complete unknown; it's a complete mystery and miracle. Votes: 0

Through my attempt to get pregnant through IVF, we sadly found out that I have early stages of breast cancer. It's been a shock. Votes: 0

The true human being ... is the meaning of the universe. He is a dancing star. He is the exploding singularity pregnant with infinite possibilities. Votes: 0

Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant. Votes: 0

I've never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn't mean for me to have kids so that everybody else's children could be mine. Votes: 0

Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place. Votes: 0

Carlyle uttered a pregnant truth when he said that the history of any country is in the biographies of the men who made it. Votes: 0

When I got pregnant, I became very interested in natural products. You wonder what you're putting on your skin when you're carrying a child. Votes: 0

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. Votes: 0

There's a second life involved. No matter what your position is on abortion or the death penalty, you shouldn't put a pregnant woman to death. Votes: 0

The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones weve dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway. Votes: 0

If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience. Votes: 0

The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones we've dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway. Votes: 0

I'm about to play an emaciated pregnant vampire, so I've stopped using as much butter as Paula Deen - just until 'Breaking Dawn' is over. Votes: 0

I think as a pregnant woman we're all looking for stuff that makes us all look cute and fashionable and feel sexy when we're pregnant. Votes: 0

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant. Votes: 0

I think as a pregnant woman we're all looking for stuff that makes us all look cute and fashionable and feel sexy when we're pregnant. Votes: 0

This is your body, your greatest gift, pregnant with wisdom you do not hear, grief you thought was forgotten, and joy you have never known. Votes: 0

I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? Votes: 0

After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body. Votes: 0

I had gotten pregnant and decided make this - what people might have thought as a wrong - of course, my greatest gifts in life. Votes: 0

Of my own, I like my upper stomach. I just seem to always have abs.When I'm not really pregnant, I have a great two-pack. Votes: 0

Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up. Votes: 0

I think my mom drove by a nuclear power plant when she was pregnant. But I wouldn't be in 'The Station Agent' if she hadn't. Votes: 0

I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. Votes: 0

My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically. Votes: 0

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. Votes: 0

When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet. Votes: 0

You don't have to just shop in the maternity section when you are pregnant - you can shop anywhere, just be shape and size savvy! Votes: 0

My wife and I left New York when she got pregnant - we just thought it would be really hard to stay in the city. Votes: 0

The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock. Votes: 0

Oh, Liberty! thou goddess heavenly bright! Profuse of bliss, and pregnant with delight! Eternal pleasures in thy presence reign, And smiling plenty leads thy wanton train. Votes: 0

Mercury emissions will continue to harm the environment and to endanger the health of children and pregnant women, until this Administration puts public health before politics. Votes: 0

The worst decision, hands down, was wearing bright yellow when I was 9 months pregnant. I looked like a bumble bee. I have not worn yellow since. Votes: 0

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' Votes: 0

There is some risk to increase birth defects if you do a lot of outdoor gardening when you are pregnant. That can increase rates of toxoplasmosis. Votes: 0

I'm here to tell you I do [have a baby bump]. I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. Votes: 0

Should the poor be flattered? No; let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, and crook the pregnant hinges of the knee where thrift may follow fawning. Votes: 0

Was I a perfect gastric-bypass patient? Yes. Was I a perfect gastric-bypass pregnant woman? No. I made a decision to enjoy my pregnancy... So sue me! Votes: 0

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of. Votes: 0

The biggest food-related risk in pregnancy is listeria. It's a dangerous bacteria, to which pregnant women are especially susceptible, that can lead to miscarriage or stillbirth. Votes: 0

I didn't get fat even when I was pregnant. You have to work very hard at staying slim, and it's a bore. But it's worth it. Votes: 0

I think Vegas is the answer for pregnant people because of insomnia. It's open all the time and you go down and play your silly slots. Votes: 0

On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up. Votes: 0

I was born in the 50s, my mom was pregnant in the 50s, [Frank] Sinatra had that big come back around then, From Here to Eternity. Votes: 0

Nature has got it all wrong: When you are younger, it should be harder to get pregnant, and as you get older it should be easier. Votes: 0

Without Khomeini, we would not be where we are. What a pity that, when pregnant with him, his mother did not choose to have an abortion. Votes: 0

I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married. I wonder whatever happened to that beautiful girl I got pregnant. Votes: 0

Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. Votes: 0

Sprout's a really cool app for pregnant women. It shows you what your baby's development is in real time, so I find myself checking it quite often. Votes: 0

My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I'm concerned about. People who talk and judge pregnant women's weight need to get a life! Votes: 0

I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while she was pregnant with me. Votes: 0

A deed happens in a definite place at a definite time, but if it be sufficiently great and pregnant, its virtue radiates everywhere in time and space. Votes: 0

Centuries ago it may have been difficult for pregnant women and their children to get proper nourishment, probably leading to smaller - and therefore shorter-lived - adults. Votes: 0

Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop. Votes: 0

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride? Votes: 0

I never met my Uncle Jack. My mom was six months pregnant with me when he died. But I knew his wife and two kids very well. Votes: 0

The world was to Shakespeare a great stage of fools on which he was utterly bewildered. His pregnant observations of life are not coordinated into any philosophy. Votes: 0

When she was pregnant with Teddy, she feared that she'd give birth to a child who disliked reading. It would be like giving birth to a foreign species. Votes: 0

It seems that many health professionals involved in antenatal care have not realized that one of their role should be to protect the emotional state of pregnant women Votes: 0

I always think, look at how people were before they were pregnant. If you were a toned, healthy, energetic person, most likely you will be like that again. Votes: 0

The measure would set criminal penalties, the same as those that would apply if harm or death happened to the pregnant woman, for those who harm a fetus. Votes: 0

I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever. Votes: 0

But you know what they say about Gutshot: the population never goes up and never goes down, because every time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town. Votes: 0

The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not to mention crazy baby-abducting fairy kings. Votes: 0

I'm very active when I'm not pregnant, but I think fitness should be a natural part of your life, not something you have to force yourself to do. Votes: 0

My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly. Votes: 0

I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before. Votes: 0

Emily Procter getting pregnant changed the show for me. I got so much more involved, which was so much fun! Now I feel like an action figure Barbie. Votes: 0

While you're pregnant, I suggest that you eat like you regularly do. Yes you can eat a little more, but eat healthier for as long as you can. Votes: 0

When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time. Votes: 0

I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be a little bit spread. Votes: 0

I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career. Votes: 0

My karma's the comma that puts you inside of a coma, Hyphen, dot, dot, semi-colon, leave you semi-swollen. Question mark, you pregnant? Oh you're not? I love you, period. Votes: 0

All that is needed for the majority of labors to go well is a healthy, pregnant woman who has loving support in labor, self-confidence , and attendants with infinite patience. Votes: 0

Right now women are using surrogates because they can't be pregnant. What worries me is the possibility that soon they'll use surrogates because they don't want to be pregnant. Votes: 0

When I prepare, then I become pregnant... and then I produce. When I produce, then I praise the Lord... and then I become prosperous and then the cycle repeats! Votes: 0

Listen to the pregnant woman. Value her. She values the life growing inside her. Listen to the pregnant woman, and you cannot help but defend her right to abortion. Votes: 0

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically necessary to protect her from serious physical harm. Votes: 0

I have run a general election campaign pregnant and ran Ed Miliband's leadership campaign commuting to London with a new baby so I already have my system set up. Votes: 0

A woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right. Votes: 0

People are constantly asking me if I'm pregnant, but I don't like to talk about it too much. I just think about it as the next phase. We'll see. Votes: 0

In the creative process there is the father, the author of the play; the mother, the actor pregnant with the part; and the child, the role to be born. Votes: 0

I don't know why this is, maybe because I am 33 or what, but I didn't think it would be that easy for me to get pregnant. But it was. Votes: 0

I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could eat whatever the hell I want to eat. Votes: 0

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...." Votes: 0

Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm not allowed to get pregnant this weekend. Votes: 0

I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get. Votes: 0

There's no biological reason why a man shouldn't just try to have sex with every woman he meets - all of them get pregnant and your genetics are winning. Votes: 0

Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body - meaning that it wasn't put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit. Votes: 0

Every moment comes to us pregnant with a command from God, only to pass on and plunge into eternity, there to remain forever what we have made of it. Votes: 0

When I hear the words 'Women should be barefoot and pregnant and in the kitchen,' I think, 'What. A. Dream.' There are no negative connotations to it. Votes: 0

The jargon of sculptors is beyond me. I do not know precisely why I admire a green granite female, apparently pregnant monster with one eye going around a square corner. Votes: 0

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself. Votes: 0

Not to be too detailed, but I've had an ectopic pregnancy, miscarriages and I've had fertility treatments. I've done all the stuff you can possibly do to try get pregnant. Votes: 0

While I was pregnant, I had dozens of checkups. They covered everything from blood tests to ultrasounds, and I even had the option of attending birthing classes with my husband. Votes: 0

Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, Hey, at least I'm not pregnant Votes: 0

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. Votes: 0

Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can have a baby in a month. Votes: 0

The web, then, or the pattern, a web at once sensuous and logical, an elegant and pregnant texture: that is style, that is the foundation of the art of literature. Votes: 0

At midlife, you're pregnant with the best self you can be - someone who has learned enough from both successes and failures to add up to a fine human being. Votes: 0

We go to the mountain for enlightenment, for self-realization, for adventure, for discovery. It's pregnant with meaning. When people see a mountain, they invest it with meaning. Not plot. Not character. Votes: 0

Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great! Votes: 0

Emptiness is the pregnant void out of which all creation springs. But many of us fear emptiness. We prefer to remain...surrounded by things...we imagine are subject to our control. Votes: 0

It's an established fact. Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. Votes: 0

You will find that women who are pregnant often don't want to be and women who aren't desperately envy those who are. Labour wards are always full of very punitive people. Votes: 0

Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion. Votes: 0

There were wonderful moments when I was singing for the first time in the Olympia Theatre and I was pregnant with my son, which was very, very strange for a singer. Votes: 0

High Concept means a book or a film whose core idea can be stated in a single sentence, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are twins. Or, Arnold is pregnant. Votes: 0

When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I'd ever felt before. Votes: 0

For lack of a few pinches of ordinary iodised table salt in the diet of a third world pregnant mother, a child can lose up to ten IQ (Intelligence Quotient) points. Votes: 0

If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies, babies, babies! Especially the poor families. Votes: 0

My parents got married late and they had kids late, so I never felt a social or cultural thing to be married or pregnant or a homeowner by a certain age. Votes: 0

The reason I started officially learning to cook was because when I first got pregnant, I had to face the sad fact that I didn't even know how to boil an egg. Votes: 0

You can't be pregnant in leotards, and this is the last chance for us to get our bodies into the shape of concert dancers and capture it with the magic of film. Votes: 0

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony... Votes: 0

Mum and dad thought I was going to say I was pregnant. I said oh no, no, I've just been nominated for a Golden Globe. They were like, oh that's lovely, love. Votes: 0

When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind - I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up! Votes: 0

She's 32, and she has three children. She loves to be pregnant but she doesn't want anymore children in her life. So she decided to help another couple. And she's just been amazing. Votes: 0

At such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his attack. "Well, my word! You can't threaten me, you're pregnant! Votes: 0

I took a deep breath. "Are you free tonight?" There was a long, pregnant pause. "What about the man in the dream?" he finally asked. "There is no man in the dream. Votes: 0

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something. Votes: 0

I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I figure I'd better get used to it. Votes: 0

Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant. Votes: 0

Statistically, the United States rates number 39 in maternal mortality. This means that it is safer to be pregnant and to give birth in 38 other countries than the USA... and less expensive too. Votes: 0

Silence is an endangered quantity in our time... Silence, embraced, stuns with its presence, its pregnant reality—a reality that does not negate reason and argument, but puts them in their place. Votes: 0

The moon carries the masks of meningitis into bedrooms, fills the wombs of pregnant women with cold water and, as soon as I'm not careful, throws handfuls of grass on my shoulders. Votes: 0

I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb. Votes: 0

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News. Votes: 0

The doctors shrugged their shoulders and grumbled that perhaps if I were to put on weight that would protect me a little - being so thin, I would never succeed in remaining pregnant. Votes: 0

I'm at the stage in my pregnancy where I don't feel pregnant. You feel very, 'Oh yeah, I'm pregnant,' because you're over the morning sickness and it's not too uncomfortable. It's fun. Votes: 0

Being pregnant and having a toddler, as every parent says, is amazing. You're very tired, but it's so wonderful. God, it's emotional, but it's the best. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. Votes: 0

Everyone says you should get a photo taken of yourself while you're pregnant. I've got a film. It'll be nice for my daughter, too, to look at one day. She was in it. Votes: 0

Successful Investing takes time, discipline and patience. No matter how great the talent or effort, some things just take time: You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant. Votes: 0

High Concept' means a book or a film whose core idea can be stated in a single sentence, such as 'Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are twins.' Or, 'Arnold is pregnant.' Votes: 0

Another California study counted 30,000 substance abusers who are pregnant are White woman. So, The Wire paints the picture of drug addiction, drug dealing, and drug abuse as being a specifically a Black issue. Votes: 0

It's especially fitting that they call a cruise ship 'she,' for she is pregnant with a thousand adult embryos who long to stay forever warm and sheltered in this great white womb. Votes: 0

I have always wanted to act ever since I was a little girl. I would put a blanket under my shirt and pretend that I was pregnant. Then, I would go through childbirth. Votes: 0

In the Netherlands now, I imagine it's legal to marry your own children. Get them pregnant, and you can abort your unborn grandbabies in a free clinic that used to be a church. Votes: 0

By the time I was in high school, Roe v. Wade had passed, so that was also happening; girls were getting pregnant and getting abortions - and that happened in my school too. Votes: 0

I've noticed that since I've been pregnant I see babies everywhere. I love talking to them. I never used to really like kids that much. I guess it comes out of you naturally. Votes: 0

Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury. Votes: 0

When I was about 3 months pregnant, I was running, looked down, and there was blood everywhere. I totally freaked out, but the doctor said everything was okay, except that I had to stop running. Votes: 0

I loved being pregnant. I felt unapologetically curvy, sexy, and intensely feminine. After giving birth I joined the ranks of millions of new mothers when I moaned, 'Why do I still look pregnant?' Votes: 0

I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out. Votes: 0

I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience that.' You just have to just go with it because it's rare. Votes: 0

It's because I'm pregnant, Christian.He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier. Votes: 0

Millions of women in malaria-endemic areas in Africa become pregnant every year. Malaria is a threat to these women and their babies, with up to 200,000 newborn deaths each year as a result of malaria. Votes: 0

I have had bosses that were genuinely excited when I told them I was pregnant. I feel very blessed, but I also know I need to continue to do excellent work and stay organized. Votes: 0

Well, I guess, but I just feel so strong. Actually, it was probably when I was 50 that we were trying to - to get pregnant, and I thought that I could do it then. Votes: 0

They found me at the kitchen table. Derek said, "There's something we need to tell you," and from the look on Andrew's face, I think he expected Derek to say he'd gotten me pregnant. Votes: 0

To be pregnant has been for me each time the supreme joy ... I was doing the greatest thing in the world without having to do anything -- all I had to do was be. Votes: 0

I had a terrible dream when I was pregnant; I dreamt the baby had a ventriloquial mouth, but there was no hand hole; I had to flick the mouth down to get words out. Votes: 0

Also, this is what a pregnant Busy Philipps does in her free time, I'm taking master fondant cake decorating class with Anna from 'Ace of Cakes' at Duff's Charm City Cakes. It's, like, 4 three-hour classes. Votes: 0

A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman's crowning creative experience of a lifetime." Votes: 0

A lot of children don't find forever homes because they're on that special-needs list, even if it's because of something as simple as her mother smoked cigarettes for a month, not knowing she was pregnant. Votes: 0

I swallow any sort of apology. "screwing your neighbor." There. Said it. React, okay? pregnant pause becomes three weeks overdue. Four weeks. Time for a C-section. What? Oh, Kaeleigh, I'm so sorry. Are you sure...? Votes: 0

For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by germs which loved nothing so much as a mucous membrane. Votes: 0

There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that. Votes: 0

Getting pregnant wasn't easy, and I found that devastating. I really beat myself up for waiting so long when I'd always wanted children and family had been the basis of my happiness my whole life. Votes: 0

Sometimes we wish the world could cry and tell us about that which made it pregnant with fear-filling grandeur. Sometimes we wish our own heart would speak of that which made it heavy with wonder. Votes: 0

I have these surreal moments where I'm like "˜I'm pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaal's baby' and "˜I'm telling Robert Pattinson that he smells of sex.' But you're acting, so the focus is on the work. Votes: 0

Every moment comes to you pregnant with divine purpose . . . . Once it leaves your hands and your power to do with it as you please, it plunges into eternity, to remain forever what you made it. Votes: 0

After becoming pregnant, I had to makeover my pantry just a little to make the proper adjustments to support the baby. I've found some staples that will stick around after the baby is here, too. Votes: 0

People expect all women to react the same to pregnancy. But anyone who's been around pregnant women knows that it's not all cutesy and sweet. You spaz out and you're angry and you have tantrums. Votes: 0

I don't particularly like being pregnant. I like the baby at the end. Pregnancy is a very distant thing for me. I can't seem to believe there's really a baby there. It's such a miracle. Votes: 0

I know being pregnant and giving birth is the most wonderful thing on Earth. I know that after you have a baby, there is a sense of addiction, a need to have another. It's biological. Votes: 0

First I made a dress because I was pregnant and I wanted to be the most beautiful pregnant woman. Then I made a sweater because I wanted to have one that wasn't like anyone else's. Votes: 0

I always tell my mom I don't have regular problems. I have problems, like, what type of girl is going to say they're pregnant by me today? Those are the types of issues I have. Votes: 0

I tried the Atkins diet in the Seventies when pregnant with my son, as I didn't want to pile on the pounds. Now, so long as I'm healthy, I don't care what my scales say. Votes: 0

Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward is to be denied the right to marry. Go figure. Votes: 0