Punch a black belt in the face, he becomes a brown belt. Punch him again, purple... Votes: 3
Carlson GracieTake things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick. Votes: 3
Bruce LeeIt is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch. Votes: 3
Gilbert K. ChestertonPunch after punch after punch. February is a mean bully. Nothing could be worse - except August. Votes: 3
Katherine PatersonThe essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch. Votes: 3
A. P. HerbertDon't take life too seriously Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit Laugh at it Votes: 3
Colleen HooverAverage leaders inspire people to punch a time clock. Great leaders inspire industry and passion. Votes: 1
Joseph B. WirthlinAt least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks. Votes: 1
e. e. cummingsNobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear. Votes: 1
Sandra BullockYou punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag. Votes: 1
Ed KochI try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain. Votes: 1
Mike TysonEvery punch that's thrown is mine. Every punch that's caught, I catch.... Votes: 0
Denzel WashingtonThe devastating punch we took on September 11th still reverberates throughout American society. Votes: 0
Joe BidenMost champions are built by punch the clock workouts rather than extraordinary efforts. Votes: 0
Dan JohnNo expert can predict the heavyweight division. Every punch can make the decision. Votes: 0
Vitali KlitschkoIn the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. Votes: 0
Wilson MiznerI hate saying, 'I like exercising' - I want to punch people who say that. Votes: 0
Jennifer LawrenceState your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch. Votes: 0
Jennifer BernardChess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck. Votes: 0
Bobby FischerWe punch people, Valkyrie. Thatâs who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. Votes: 0
Derek LandyI don't get a fair whack, I don't pursue vendettas or punch people on the nose. Votes: 0
John PrescottI'm just going to punch him and do my best. If the knockout comes, it comes. Votes: 0
Manny PacquiaoA punch should stay like a treasure in the sleeve. It should not be used indiscrimately. Votes: 0
Chotoku KyanI didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment... Votes: 0
Greg NollIt's bizarre, a punch in the face hurts less when you win than when you lose. Votes: 0
Georges St-PierreI love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view. Votes: 0
Natasha LeggeroI always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. Votes: 0
Norm MacDonaldDangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat. Votes: 0
William SafireI don't even remember if he hurt me with even one punch. Amazing what the result is. Votes: 0
Manny PacquiaoI'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. Votes: 0
Al MadrigalI had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch. Votes: 0
Amy SummersThe last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap. Votes: 0
Martin CompstonNovak! Take the blazer off before you punch, it will help. Take it off. Hey, that's from Express. Votes: 0
Dolph ZigglerA fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard Votes: 0
Bruce LeeI'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl. Votes: 0
Christopher TitusA fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard. Votes: 0
Bruce LeeEveryone needs reality to punch them in the face every once in a while. Keeps you on guard. Votes: 0
Alexandra BrackenFacts tend to take the punch out of a good hate rant and are therefore left best unsaid. Votes: 0
John RidleyScott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face. Votes: 0
Bryan Lee O'MalleyI punched my buddy in the nose after lunch, now I'm in trouble cause the dean saw the punch. Votes: 0
Bobby VeeFor the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars? Votes: 0
Cloris LeachmanGuys who do a lot of running and jumping around cannot get themselves set to throw a hard punch. Votes: 0
Jack JohnsonIf you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal and wise, I'm going to punch you in the stomach. Votes: 0
Nora RobertsCome on," I said. "I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanI'm still not a very good white wine, but I'm drinkable - you could put me in a punch, anyway. Votes: 0
Nick HornbyWhy don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). Votes: 0
Shaquille O'NealIf life a joke then I'm waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I'm bout the bun. Votes: 0
Mac MillerNever let it be said that I could not talk my way out of any trouble that I could not punch. Votes: 0
Kate ElliottRicky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. Votes: 0
Floyd Mayweather, Jr.If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. Votes: 0
Stan LaurelI still feel like a weird kid who is about to take a punch in the face. So, I think it's permanent. Votes: 0
Judd ApatowI love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. Votes: 3 Laura Kightlinger
The guns reminded me that this was just an attempt to punch holes in the darkness that enveloped us now. Votes: 3 Michael Poeltl