Quotes about Puppy

Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked. Votes: 3

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar. Votes: 3

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Votes: 3

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. Votes: 3

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. Votes: 3

Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What're you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day? Votes: 3

I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy. Votes: 3

Years ago, I was performing, and people kept calling out for 'Puppy Love' and I just didn't want to. Then I thought I'd have some fun, so we did this insane heavy metal version of it. The applause was polite. Votes: 3

I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs. Votes: 3

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy? Votes: 3

Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world! Votes: 3

Justice Rehnquist was friendly and unpretentious. He wore scuffed Hush Puppy shoes. That was my first lesson. Clothes do not make the man. The Justice sported long sideburns and Buddy Holly glasses long after they were fashionable. And he wore loud ties that I am confident were never fashionable. Votes: 3

I am fine with 'Puppy Love.' I hated it for a while. But I still sing it. I have a country version, a sexy version and a cheesy nightclub version. I am trying to infuse it with maturity. I will never escape that song. I will always be Mr. 'Puppy Love.' Votes: 3

Happiness is a warm puppy. Votes: 2

Every puppy should have a boy. Votes: 2

The biggest dog has been a pup. Votes: 2

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated. Votes: 2

Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. Votes: 2

A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. Votes: 2

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. Votes: 2

People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. Votes: 2

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. Votes: 2

Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy Votes: 2

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Votes: 2

I felt rather exhausted, and wondered, rather shocked at my callous thought, why old people were sometimes such a strain. Worse than young children or puppies because one had to be polite. Votes: 2

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. Votes: 2

We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'. Votes: 2

When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars. Votes: 2

America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out. Votes: 2

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. Votes: 1

You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs. Votes: 1

Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity. Votes: 1

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays. Votes: 1

Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy. Votes: 1

I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. Votes: 1

You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures.' Votes: 1

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. Votes: 1

I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. Votes: 1

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. Votes: 1

Millions of animals are euthanized every year because shelters can't find homes for them. Buying animals from pet stores also tends to support puppy and cat mills, many of which have deplorable conditions for animals, which shouldn't be tolerated. Votes: 1

Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, 'Children's Letters to God.' You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, 'Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.' Votes: 1

I started Friends of Finn to raise money and awareness about the issue of puppy mills, which are illegal breeding facilities where animals are often bred to death and mistreated. It's a prevalent problem and a million dollar industry in the United States. Votes: 1

I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.' Votes: 1

If you are under the illusion that you can start a business and run it at your life's schedule, you are mistaken. The business is like a starving puppy - when it needs to eat, then it needs to eat regardless of what you have going on personally. Votes: 1

It may take practice to think more positively and more compassionately, but just as you must train a puppy to behave the way you want it to, you must train your mind to behave itself. Otherwise, like the puppy, your mind will just make a lot of messes. Votes: 1

I'm never without my dog. They would be in every corner of the house, and my wife will not allow me to have any more than that. But I have lots of dogs. I love the dogs. I breed them. I always have a puppy coming. And I show dogs. I show German shepherds. Votes: 1

I love words. Sudoku I don't get into, I'm not into numbers that much, and there are people who are hooked on that. But crossword puzzles, I just can't - if I get a puppy and I paper train him and I put the - if all of a sudden I'd open the paper and there's a crossword puzzle - 'No, no, you can't go on that, honey. I'll take it.' Votes: 1

Conceited little mega-puppy. Votes: 0

I used to work at a puppy nursery. Votes: 0

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. Votes: 0

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'. Votes: 0

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer Votes: 0

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer. Votes: 0

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. Votes: 0

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. Votes: 0

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy. Votes: 0

A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy's eyes are open. Votes: 0

If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it. Votes: 0

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. Votes: 0

We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. Votes: 0

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. Votes: 0

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden. Votes: 0

Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon. Votes: 0

I take acting lessons with my coach, and what do I get famous for? Holding a puppy! Votes: 0

Sometimes you're just the sweetest thing. Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one. Votes: 0

What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. Votes: 0

That's what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice. Votes: 0

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face. Votes: 0

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. Votes: 0

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy. Votes: 0

Thanks Darling for the beautiful flowers and all the prayers. Now can you just get my puppy past security? Votes: 0

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max"). Votes: 0

Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.' (Nathan) Votes: 0

Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy. Votes: 0

I was so pleased and excited by your letter that I trotted about all day like a puppy with a bone. Votes: 0

You look like a puppy. Like I'm jingling my keys and you're jumping by the door waiting for your walk" "Woof. Votes: 0

Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include . . . well, EVERYTHING. Votes: 0

Train your mind the same way you'd train a puppy: Be patient, be consistent, and have some fun along the way. Votes: 0

When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy! Votes: 0

When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through. Votes: 0

You can always get sympathy by using the word small. With little industries you feel as you do about a little puppy. Votes: 0

If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff. Votes: 0

Nutrition . . . has been kicked around like a puppy that cannot take care of itself. Food faddists and crackpots have kicked it pretty cruelly . . . Votes: 0

You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures. Votes: 0

He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor). Votes: 0

Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy. Votes: 0

She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy and being a hellhound instead. Votes: 0

My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself. Votes: 0

I love kids, but there's always time for them later. You can always adopt; you can have a puppy. The songs are my children. Votes: 0

In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog. Votes: 0

In Spain," indeed! He would have got no closer than the Indies if I had not showed him how to do it. Stupid puppy. Votes: 0

Watching a company develop is like watching a puppy grow. When you can watch something grow that you created - it's really an amazing feeling. Votes: 0

Yeah, at home it's all moonbeams and puppy-dog tails, so I guess I do have a darker side - and I like writing about it. Votes: 0

It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy. Votes: 0

And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy's floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it." (Charles) Votes: 0

You want safe? Find a nice puppy you can train to come heel. Love's supposed to be scary. Because if there's no fear, there's no thrill. Votes: 0

He ran from one side of the cage, and then back again, which was not very far. It was far only if you were a puppy. Votes: 0

I once made the mistake of going for a whole row of false eyelashes, which was just wrong as it gave me a sad, puppy-eyed look. Votes: 0

My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning. Votes: 0

It was as if the power and loneliness of the vampires' world had combined with the group oriented puppy-pile world of the shapeshifters and made something new. Votes: 0

Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business. Votes: 0

Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for big government. Votes: 0

But with two boys and a new puppy, we don't get out much. We're usually home doing stuff together as a family, like watching 'Modern Family.' Votes: 0

I have to tell you I love living in a world without clocks. The shackles are gone. I'm a puppy unleashed in a meadow of time. -- Stargirl Votes: 0

Now, it's common knowledge that most towns of a certain size have a witch, if only to eat misbehaving children and the occasional puppy who wanders into her yard. Votes: 0

People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. Votes: 0

I came out of retirement to run a start-up. Historically, I seldom used all of my vacation time, and the last sick day I took was in 1992. I am a sick puppy. Votes: 0

Joy is found in the simple and ordinary things of life: the smile of a newborn baby, the kiss from a sweet new puppy, and the warm sunshine on a spring day. Votes: 0

Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree. Votes: 0

I've always wanted a Maltese-poodle, but I've always been really busy. So I said once I'm back in the city and the 'Sister Act' stuff dies down, I'm going to get a puppy. Votes: 0

Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to be good money managers - running Iraq reconstruction? Votes: 0

Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond the far reaches of the brain's understanding. Votes: 0

The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play it, and the real painful honesty that I approach my performance with. Votes: 0

We don't treat Jesus like a puppy, soaking in his excitement over our coming home and then leading him back to stay in the laundry room when we go out to begin another day. Votes: 0

Happiness is warm puppy. In other words, happiness is the things around you. Just to see that puppy is to be happy. You don't have to do anything; you don't have to add anything. Votes: 0

Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is. Hel: Don't. Votes: 0