Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw Votes: 3
Robert A. HeinleinRandom political acts produce random political results. Why waste even a rock? Votes: 3
Abbie HoffmanRandom Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question. Votes: 3
Tucker MaxRandom acts of kindness and the desire to do the best job possible lead to trust. Votes: 3
Jeffrey GitomerRandom Roles? Oh, I saw Virginia Madsen do this the other day! You see? I'm paying attention! Votes: 3
Rob LoweSometimes you just need to embrace your inner dorkiness, weirdness, and craziness. Votes: 1
Chai Lee TumNever be too confident or ndomdoubtful when everything is uncertain in this world. Votes: 1
VEERA PRATAP DESUExpired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. Votes: 1
Andrew SmithBlankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. Votes: 1
Nicole McKayA brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzNinety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed! Votes: 1
Jarod KintzEarthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't. Votes: 1
Robert AsprinTwelve thousand seven hundred and fifty-four dollars and three cents in coins, from six centuries. Votes: 1
Kami GarciaMarie Caroline Jensen, will you do me the honor of being my permanent bitch? -HORSE Votes: 1
Joanna WyldeThe Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. Votes: 1
David C. HolleyThere may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzLove is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzThere's always light at the end of the tunnel... just pray it's not a train. Votes: 1
Fanfiction.netLadies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. Votes: 1
Diane ArbusPsht, as if. You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? -JEN Votes: 1
Quinn LoftisI like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topic gets. Votes: 1
Turcois OminekFor the record, the proposal was just a courtesy. You would have been mine regardless. -KANE Votes: 1
C.M. OwensI am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh. Votes: 1
Jennifer HarrisonEvery resistance will be met and conquered until you've soared over the sweet edge of surrender. Votes: 1
Gena ShowalterI don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier. Votes: 1
Brooke BidaA brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. Votes: 1
Amy SummersPeople are more likely to like you if you treat them with respect and Linseed oil. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzLife would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. Votes: 1
Doug MacLeodAll of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened. Votes: 1
Claudia GrayWhen Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. Votes: 1
Diane MessidoroA blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. Votes: 1
Nicole McKayButt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason. Votes: 1
Nenia Campbelldon't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male Votes: 1
Keisha Keenleyside... reading was hardly as practical a skill as being able to handle a dagger or use Allomancy? Votes: 1
Brandon SandersonBlankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. Votes: 1
Nicole McKayI'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. Votes: 1
Nenia CampbellI picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instead. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzNever ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207) Votes: 1
Christopher PaoliniA brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzOne day I realized a new found superpower was bestowed upon me. I could walk straight on sidewalks. Votes: 1
J.R. RimWoah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number" - Jaxson Evans Votes: 1
Brit Gosiklying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes. Votes: 1
Diane MessidoroDear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzThe only reason we live is also the reason we often die, even in a matter of seconds. Votes: 1
Joe EtchisonI will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo Votes: 1
Cora CarmackI will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE Votes: 1
Alice ClaytonI'm trusting you not to break my heart. If it gets even a scratch, I'll break your face. -Shaye Votes: 1
Gena ShowalterTo the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzProfessor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden. Votes: 1
Spike MilliganThe sky was as blue as orange could get. I love sunsets at noon, and forks disguised as spoons. Votes: 1
Jarod KintzA brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door. Votes: 1
Nicole McKayI was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason. Votes: 1
Diane MessidoroDestiny doesn't ask you if you want it Syn, it just forces it into your lap and deal with it. -RYDER Votes: 1
Amelia HutchinsWhile knowledge is orderly and cumulative, information is random and miscellaneous. Votes: 0
Daniel J. BoorstinOur lives are not totally random. We make commitments, we cause things to happen. Votes: 0
Wendy WassersteinLife results from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators. The watchmaker is blind Votes: 0
Richard DawkinsSometimes you have to open yourself to the random possibilities of, I guess, destiny. Votes: 0
Andrew W.K.Caves are whimsical things, and geology on a local scale is random and unpredictable. Votes: 0
William StoneVariation must be taken as random until there is positive evidence to the contrary. Votes: 0
Harold JeffreysAlchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!... Votes: 0
Ashley PurdyNovels as dull as dishwater, with the grease of random sentiments floating on top. Votes: 0
Italo CalvinoI've heard that I'm 'the future of tennis.' But that's all just random stuff. Votes: 0
Sloane StephensMy lyrics are generated by various peculiar processes. Very random and similar to automatic writing. Votes: 0
Brian EnoWith random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail. Votes: 0
Brian BairdI just listen to quite random songs; I don't like really particular artists or bands. Votes: 0
Oliver SimI think the most stressful thing in movies is when the weather is really random. Votes: 0
Robert PattinsonIt's sometimes the random people that say things that aren't so nice, but that's okay. Votes: 0
Matt EmmonsThe falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was. Votes: 0
Chuck KlostermanI get inspiration from movies, from fashion, then completely random things you'd never think of. Votes: 0
SantigoldThe most beautiful colors laid on at random, give less pleasure than a black-and-white drawing. Votes: 0
AristotleNone of us wants to be reminded that dementia is random, relentless, and frighteningly common. Votes: 0
Laurie GrahamIf the staff lacks policy guidance against which to test decisions, their decisions will be random. Votes: 0
Donald RumsfeldPoetry is inspired by the elements of random thoughts, an overflow of gazing at the unseen. Votes: 0
Michael Bassey JohnsonI've always said I write albums; I don't write random songs and then sort them out. Votes: 0
Bradford CoxLuck really has nothing to do with human existence, since God is not a random God. Votes: 0
Monica JohnsonMujib [Rahman] talks at random, depending on his mood and the disorders of his sick mind. Votes: 0
Zulfikar Ali BhuttoBut suppose we are nothing more than the sum of our first, naive, random behaviors. What then? Votes: 0
Dan ArielyI see her as a series of marvellous shapes formed at random in the kaleidoscope of desire. Votes: 0
Angela CarterI once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was. Votes: 0
Louis TomlinsonWhen you expand your awareness, seemingly random events will be seen to fit into a larger purpose. Votes: 0
Deepak ChopraI was never an actor. I had done one or two random projects in my advertising career. Votes: 0
Steve DildarianI'm a random guy. I shake a hand and make a friend. I don't do egotistical things. Votes: 0
Vanilla IceA random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life. Votes: 0
Roy BennettThere is a god. Nothing as tragic and ridiculous as this world could have happened by random chance. Votes: 0
Lynn ViehlI'd like to think humans have a stronger sense of justice than the random forces of nature do. Votes: 0
Dan WellsEvery time I say thanks or thank you to a random person they blush and say you're welcome. Votes: 0
Charlie MorganIf God exists, He is there, in the small, cast-off pieces, rough and random and no two alike. Votes: 0
Stephanie KallosStains tell a story,Zac said, waving his arms as he spoke. My car is full of random stains. Votes: 0
Shana NorrisThe simplest act of surrealism is to walk out into the street, gun in hand, and shoot at random. Votes: 0
Andre BretonI understand how hard it is to talk to people about MS. You don't want pity or random advice. Votes: 0
Teri GarrWe are far too willing to reject the belief that much of what we see in life is random. Votes: 0
Daniel KahnemanIf we all do one random act of kindness daily, we just might set the world in the right direction. Votes: 0
Martin KornfeldThis city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips? Votes: 0
Alan MooreDetroit was kind of a random thing where it was like a chance to be in a rock 'n' roll movie. Votes: 0
Edward FurlongI find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams. But, like, everyone on the Red Sox is a random millionaire athlete from somewhere else. Votes: 1 Julian Casablancas
I know that a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania is about the most random place for a country singer to come from, but I had an awesome childhood. Votes: 2 Taylor Swift
Creativity is the process of having original ideas that have value. It is a process; it's not random. Votes: 3 Ken Robinson
I get the biggest enjoyment from the random and unexpected places. Linux on cellphones or refrigerators, just because it's so not what I envisioned it. Or on supercomputers. Votes: 1 Linus Torvalds
How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. Votes: 4 Morgan Freeman
The best advice is often the compliments received, and they are often about an associate who did something exceptional. I tell my teams that it's the random acts of kindness, the unexpected, that people remember most. Votes: 3 Barry Sternlicht
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you. Votes: 4 Princess Diana
When I started to pick up the bass, it was purely by random chance. Votes: 5 Eberhard Weber
My job as an author - at least the way I think of it - is to make a story that is coded and puzzling enough to entice conversation and interpretation, but also to do the opposite: to make some things clear so that it is meaningful in some way, not just a random assemblage of ideas. Votes: 1 Shane Carruth
I was taught over and over again that the accumulation of random mutations led to evolutionary change - led to new species. I believed it until I looked for evidence. Votes: 3 Lynn Margulis
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out. Votes: 2 Bette Midler
Our pain hides beneath these fluttering, random thoughts that run through our heads in an endless loop. But there's so much freedom in getting to know what's under there, the bedrock. Votes: 3 Dani Shapiro