Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Votes: 5
Mitch HedbergRice at present prices provides more food for the money than most of the other cereals. Votes: 4
David F. HoustonPiano performances by Condoleezza Rice are better than Hitler's paintings. Votes: 3
Evgeni KostitsynNothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside. Votes: 3
Michael O'DonoghueCondoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention, Votes: 3
Vladimir ZhirinovskyAs an undergraduate I majored in British and American literature at Rice University. Votes: 3
David EaglemanI love the producer, Joel Rice. We worked together years ago putting a project together. Votes: 3
Marilu HennerRice is the best, the most nutritive and unquestionably the most widespread staple in the world. Votes: 3
Auguste EscoffierJerry Rice made the decision and we honestly tried to accommodate him the best way we can. Votes: 3
Al DavisOzzie Newsome hit a home run by drafting Bernard Pierce. He is a great compliment to Ray Rice. Votes: 3
Marshall FaulkI'm stronger knowing that while Donna Rice could be sold, she could not be bought. Votes: 3
Donna Rice HughesI'm stronger knowing that while Donna Rice could be sold, she could not be bought. Votes: 3
Donna RiceA bush-warbler,Coming to the verandah-edge,Left its droppingsOn the rice-cakes. Votes: 0
Matsuo Bash?BirdsIt was stupid not to let MacArthur finish off those rice eaters. Push 'em back. Votes: 0
H. G. BissingerMen had suddenly become a scarce commodity, if not quite as sought after as rice. Votes: 0
John Burnham SchwartzHe should discard the texts altogether, as the man who seeks rice discards the husk. Votes: 0
Chidananda SaraswatiIf people are working only rice and beans for much of their diet, it says something. Votes: 0
Anthony BourdainA small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots. Votes: 0
Jorge CruiseI'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. Votes: 0
RedmanRemember it doesn't take the same minute to make Indomie like it does to make Jollof rice. Votes: 0
Tonto DikehNo one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes. Votes: 0
Amy Krouse RosenthalUncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner! Votes: 0
Red ButtonsWe don't need sugar, flour or rice or anything else. We just want to see our dear ones. Votes: 0
HāfezCapital goes to where it can escape taxation and be used to pay employees in sacks of rice. Votes: 0
Walter WristonQuotations can be valuable, like raisins in the rice pudding, for adding iron as well as eye appeal. Votes: 0
Peg BrackenI know a girl, she been married so many times, she got rice marks all over her face Votes: 0
Tom WaitsA simple act of kindness the size of a rice grain can weigh as heavy as a mountain. Votes: 0
Feroz BhamWe don't need sugar, flour or rice or anything else. We just want to see our dear ones. Votes: 0
HafezI might become an ascetic, live in India. A little rice is about the best I can do now. Votes: 0
Gore VidalSo sucker MC's, please think twice; Would you join the navy if you didn't like the gravy and rice? Votes: 0
Special EdBy the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me, and I was jumping rope in my room. Votes: 0
Taylor DaneIf you give me rice, I'll eat today; if you teach me how to grow rice, I'll eat every day. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiI've been a longtime admirer of Condoleezza Rice, because I like her articulateness and style - her toughness and rigor. Votes: 4 Camille Paglia
A measuring jug is also vital when cooking rice, as this is always measured by volume rather than by weight. Votes: 3 Delia Smith
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. Votes: 2 Dave Barry
I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don't eat Wheaties, so I can't do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I'd take it right away. Apple Jacks, I'd be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah. Votes: 5 Shaquille O'Neal
I don't know -- maybe the world has two different kinds of people, and for one kind the world is this completely logical, rice pudding place, and for the other it's all hit-or-miss macaroni gratin. Votes: 2 Haruki Murakami