Quotes about Sandwich

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. Votes: 4

As the Sandwich Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength of the temptation we resist. Votes: 4

Monsieur Franqulin, inventor of electricity. This illustrious savant, after having made several voyages around the world, died on the Sandwich Islands and was devoured by savages, of whom not a single fragment was ever recovered. Votes: 4

Faraday has the Cage, Tesla has the Coil and Magee has the Sandwich! Votes: 3

Sandwich outdoors isn't a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for the appetite. Votes: 3

Dr. Lipsenthal is a profound explorer of our inner and outer worlds. Enjoy Every Sandwich will help you heal your fear of death and embrace the true joy of life's extraordinary journey. Votes: 3

It's just me and the Bane. And I'm fighting him because he killed all of those innocent mice and people, and I have to stop him. Not because Sandwich says so but because I say so. Votes: 3

Cape Cod baseball dates back to the time of the Civil War. A poster at the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown touts a round-trip train ride from Hyannis to Sandwich on July 4, 1885 - the occasion of the 14th annual baseball game between Sandwich and Barnstable. Votes: 3

Vijay Singh won a playoff in 2004 at Whistling Straits after a final-round 76, which was the highest last round by the winner of any major since 1938, when Reg Whitcombe won the British Open with a 78 in a storm that blew down the exhibition tent at Sandwich. Votes: 3

Enjoy every sandwich. Votes: 2

Too few people understand a really good sandwich. Votes: 2

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. Votes: 2

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Votes: 2

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich. Votes: 2

But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. Votes: 2

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. Votes: 2

When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. Votes: 2

The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich. Votes: 2

If what I have to do is share a sandwich to lift someone's spirits, put a smile on their face - the worst thing that happens is I go broke! Votes: 2

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. Votes: 2

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' Votes: 2

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. Votes: 2

One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, 'Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.' That was her first words, it was very sweet. My first words were, 'Are you going to finish that sandwich?' Votes: 2

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues. Votes: 2

My mother made a lot of things because she thought they'd be healthy for us. There were some very unfortunate experiences with whole wheat bread and bananas. I always tried to get rid of that sandwich and eat one of my friends' lunches. Votes: 2

It's never about the screwup - it's always about the recovery. That's the thing about it... if it comes out a little rare you call it carpaccio. It comes out a little overcooked, you shred it up and put in on a sandwich. Votes: 2

I missed a tuna-fish sandwich with mayo on toasted wheat bread more than anything. Six months after I went vegan, I snuck into a deli and took one home. And, of course, it wasn't nearly as good as I fantasized. It tasted, well, fishy. Votes: 2

I wasn't strong enough to have an eating disorder. I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that's not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.' Votes: 2

I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station. Votes: 2

I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Votes: 2

A misperception about anorexia is that you don't eat. Not true. Maybe you eat just 500 calories a day. It would be easy for me to say, 'Why didn't my parents notice?' But I didn't want them to. I made sure to eat half a sandwich around my parents. Votes: 2

Spending $1 for a brand new house would feel very, very good. Spending $1,000 for a ham sandwich would feel very, very bad. Spending $19,000 for a small family car would feel, well, more or less right. But as with physical pain, fiscal pain can depend on the individual, and everyone has a different threshold. Votes: 2

In high school, I stole a six-foot submarine sandwich from a banquet room in front of several hundred people. I did it because I was in marching band, and we were promised food if we played, and they broke their promise. It was my first and only heist, motivated by justice and hunger. Votes: 2

The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It has to have Emmenthal Swiss cheese and a combination of sweet and savory - some cranberry or fig thing happening - with different kinds of meats like Black Forest ham and roast beef. Votes: 2

It was a sh*t sandwich. Votes: 0

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Votes: 0

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich. Votes: 0

I want a sandwich named after me. Votes: 0

I don't order fries with my club sandwich. Votes: 0

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight! Votes: 0

Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich. Votes: 0

Life is good when you have a good sandwich. Votes: 0

Anderson isn't qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich Votes: 0

My first job was as a sandwich artist at Subway. Votes: 0

Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. Votes: 0

Don't tell me you're going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich Votes: 0

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. Votes: 0

Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting, Votes: 0

Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really. Votes: 0

Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich, Votes: 0

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism. Votes: 0

What is the past, what is it all for? A mental sandwich? Votes: 0

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. Votes: 0

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! Votes: 0

It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy. Votes: 0

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. Votes: 0

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars. Votes: 0

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. Votes: 0

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one. Votes: 0

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. Votes: 0

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal. Votes: 0

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! Votes: 0

I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich! Votes: 0

Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card. Votes: 0

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. Votes: 0

My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. Votes: 0

Innocents, the meat in a ghastly sandwich between an uncaring society and a vengeful state. Votes: 0

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? Votes: 0

Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time. Votes: 0

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. Votes: 0

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to. Votes: 0

A fantasy story is a vacation to another world for the price of a sandwich. Votes: 0

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. Votes: 0

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. Votes: 0

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) Votes: 0

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. Votes: 0

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season. Votes: 0

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing. Votes: 0

When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting, 10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread. Votes: 0

And then I had my greatest stroke of genius since that ham sandwich with pickles that time. Votes: 0

I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things. Votes: 0

You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it. Votes: 0

For people who are really alive to have life awakened is more important than to get a sandwich. Votes: 0

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks. Votes: 0

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first. Votes: 0

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. Votes: 0

To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. Votes: 0

I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places. Votes: 0

My father always made an amazing meatloaf, and I've inherited his skill. Leftover meatloaf in a sandwich? Come on! Votes: 0

Every jacket I make has interior pockets big enough to store a book and a sandwich and a passport. Votes: 0

This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. Votes: 0

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers. Votes: 0

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. Votes: 0

Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich. Votes: 0

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. Votes: 0

I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich. Votes: 0

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. Votes: 0

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony. Votes: 0

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. Votes: 0

I am a member of the 'sandwich' generation, that group that must simultaneously care for elderly parents and support children. Votes: 0

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me. Votes: 0

Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich. Votes: 0

My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich. Votes: 0

Harry [Styles] is like a younger brother. We do exercises together then he asks me to prepare a sandwich for the effort. Votes: 0

When I ask for a water cress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it. Votes: 0

Back when we started, people didn't even know what a submarine sandwich was. The product was only sold in a few markets. Votes: 0

I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. Votes: 0

I used to be shy about ordering a steak after I had eaten a steak sandwich, but I got used to it. Votes: 0

My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey? Votes: 0

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich. Votes: 0

Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich? Votes: 0

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. Votes: 0

With faith the size of a mustard seed, you can indeed move a mountain, but you can hardly be expected to garnish your sandwich. Votes: 0

All you ever really want is a great character and great writing. As an actor, that's the juiciest sandwich you could ever ask for. Votes: 0

I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed submarine sandwich, you know? Votes: 0

I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right. Votes: 0

I've worked everywhere. I worked in a warehouse packing surf supplies, a restaurant washing dishes, in retail, and I was a 'sandwich artist' at Subway. Votes: 0

I say making movies is like eating a sandwich of shit. Sometimes you get more bread, sometimes less bread, but you always get shit. (Guardian interview 2006) Votes: 0

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. Votes: 0

The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single. Votes: 0

Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known to eat an ice cream sandwich. Votes: 0

I can't say I really see much difference between my son and daughters except that my girls will occasionally make me a sandwich and my son won't. Votes: 0

You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. Votes: 0

In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled"”even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball. Votes: 0

Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs. Votes: 0

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. Votes: 0

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. Votes: 0

Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha. Votes: 0

I adore burgers. I know they are bad for me, and only technically a sandwich, but a well made burger, juicy and hot off the grill, is wonderful! Votes: 0

There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do. Votes: 0

In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat. Votes: 0

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend. Votes: 0

I could worry that I'm going to bleed to death, you know, from cutting my finger on a sandwich packet, you know, if I sort of open a sandwich. Votes: 0

We inhabit a world in which we tend to put labels on each other and expect that we will then march through life wearing them like permanent sandwich boards. Votes: 0

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich. Votes: 0

I'd give him a cup of coffee and a big helping of a knuckle sandwich. Generosity was a virtue and I was in the mood to be extremely virtuous. Votes: 0

I love a sandwich that you can barely fit in your mouth because there's so much stuff on it. The bread should not be the main thing on a sandwich. Votes: 0

You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer. Votes: 0

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich." Votes: 0

Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour? Votes: 0

If someone wants to eat healthy, they can do that and get the sandwich exactly right. I'm so pleased we're able to influence so many people and their eating habits. Votes: 0

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich. Votes: 0

He added that a Frenchman in the train had given him a great sandwich that so stank of garlic that he had been inclined to throw it at the fellow's head. Votes: 0

Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch Votes: 0

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.' Votes: 0

I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich. Votes: 0

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Votes: 0

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives! Votes: 0

On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile. Votes: 0

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich. Votes: 0

Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org Votes: 0

As he heard me approach, he quickly leaped up, grabbing a nearby loaf of bread and holding it in front of him as if struck by a sudden desire to make a sandwich. Votes: 0

I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun, it looks good, and you don't have to wash up afterwards. Votes: 0

Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.' Votes: 0

My old modus operandi was, if you're going to have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich, don't have one, have two. If you're going to have vanilla wafers, you have the whole box. Votes: 0

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger. Votes: 0

I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner." He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it. Votes: 0

Cate's absolutely spellbinding. She was like that just eating a sandwich. I knew at the time I was privileged, but since she's become God's gift to actresses I realise exactly how lucky I was. Votes: 0

In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess. Votes: 0

John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington, the hairy blue mold on the American congressional sandwich. Votes: 0

I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner."He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it. Votes: 0

All of the energy of existence is going to flow through you. You will be in thousands of planes of consciousness at once or beyond in nirvana or having a sandwich with a friend. Votes: 0

If you stop for lunch elsewhere in the world, you tend to eat a sandwich, and a bad one. Italy is unique for the style of life. I think everyone envies it a bit. Votes: 0

I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals. Votes: 0

I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice. Votes: 0

Akri won't let me eat any of them nasty gods. What's the world coming to when a demon gots to beg for tidbits...not eve a finger sandwich or a single knuckle. Tragic. Terribly tragic. Votes: 0

Spaghetti is good with ranch, and spaghetti is good with sugar. You put all of that together and make a sandwich out of it and you get greatness. People shouldn't judge unless they try it. Votes: 0

You put more value on every minute...You know I always kinda thought I did that. I really always enjoyed myself. But it's more valuable now. You're reminded to enjoy every sandwich and every minute. Votes: 0

Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast. Votes: 0

I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it. Votes: 0