I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. Votes: 4
Tyler OakleyThe single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. Votes: 4
George Bernard ShawI have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. Votes: 4
Clarence DarrowBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Votes: 4
Abraham LincolnSarcasm is wasted on those who haven't had a decent night's sleep, my darling." Votes: 3
Tracy GuzemanSarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable. Votes: 3
Nick HornbyAnd little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm. Votes: 3
Ian RankinI love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods. Votes: 2
Marjane SatrapiI grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Votes: 2
Allan SloanCan the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. Votes: 0
Laurell K. HamiltonYou see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. Votes: 0
Brandon SandersonThere should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm. Votes: 0
Jim ButcherThe arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it. Votes: 0
Prentice MulfordYou know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny. Votes: 0
Cecelia AhernYou know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt Votes: 0
John Flanaganthere is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up? Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareSome sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small. Votes: 0
Kevin HartAnd now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. Votes: 0
HomerPuns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. Votes: 0
Aniruddha SastikarI sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. Votes: 0
Jeff LindsayI tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font. Votes: 1 Christine Teigen