Quotes about Sarcastic

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Votes: 4

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. Votes: 4

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. Votes: 4

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. Votes: 4

A fool and his money are soon elected. Votes: 4

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Votes: 4

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Votes: 4

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. Votes: 4

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. Votes: 4

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. Votes: 4

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Votes: 4

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Votes: 4

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Votes: 4

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. Votes: 4

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Votes: 4

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. Votes: 4

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Votes: 4

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Votes: 4

I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. Votes: 4

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Votes: 4

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. Votes: 4

The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. Votes: 4

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. Votes: 4

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Votes: 4

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Votes: 4

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor Votes: 3

Sarcastic and merciless one, you glory in the pain you give! Votes: 3

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving. Votes: 3

Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish) Votes: 3

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes. Votes: 2

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic. Votes: 2

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. Votes: 2

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally. Votes: 2

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally. Votes: 2

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. Votes: 2

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy. Votes: 2

It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. Votes: 2

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' Votes: 2

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that. Votes: 2

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid. Votes: 2

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. Votes: 2

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. Votes: 2

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. Votes: 2

I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful. Votes: 2

I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I'm being sarcastic. Votes: 2

I like a guy who's sarcastic, serious, sensitive - even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times. That's sexy. To me, it reflects intelligence. Votes: 2

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed. Votes: 2

My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays. Votes: 2

Oscar Wilde always makes me smile - with respect and admiration. His short stories prove that it is possible to be both sarcastic, even cynical, but deeply compassionate. Just seeing the cover of one of Wilde's books in a bookshop makes me smile. Votes: 2

Sometimes I used to think to myself, 'Have I lost a sense of humor?' but I don't think that I have. I think one can be as snarky and sarcastic as lots of people, but I have never found that it makes me particularly happy. Votes: 2

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction. Votes: 2

People are totally overusing LOL and a wink - and I'm very guilty of using the wink - that's probably my favourite emoticon to use because 'I'm being sarcastic, don't misinterpret; don't misconstrue; I'm just kidding.' Again, for as many benefits as it has, also picking up the phone and having a conversation speaks volumes. Votes: 2

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way. Votes: 2

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. Votes: 2

I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcastic, so it's important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while, you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day. Votes: 2

PRINT the ticket, take the ride! Votes: 1

You make the rarest canvas, love Votes: 1

I really do mean to offend you, you know. Votes: 1

You're a big help, Mr. I Read So Many Books. Votes: 1

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. Votes: 1

Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic. Votes: 1

Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling. Votes: 1

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior. Votes: 1

Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry. Votes: 1

A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment. Votes: 1

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy. Votes: 1

In every day and in every way, we're all that much closer to death. Votes: 1

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. Votes: 1

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. Votes: 1

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that. Votes: 1

Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered. Votes: 1

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? Votes: 1

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs. Votes: 1

You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be. Votes: 1

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it. Votes: 1

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. Votes: 1

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident. Votes: 1

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing Votes: 1

Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats. Votes: 1

What on earth are you wearing? Did you take orders in a convent since we spoke last? Little Sisters of the Drab and Homely. Votes: 1

All right, we need a way to get into the palace. Any ideas?""Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones? Votes: 1

Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be an idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people. Votes: 1

You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled 'Evidence Here!'? He's a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote! Votes: 1

wen thectaste of my own medicine is given to me results into silent treatment,its not bitter therefore i enjoy the medicine i gave you too. Votes: 1

(after Quigley deduces Duane is undead, and says he must not be a legitimate human.) Duane: "Legitimate?!" Plat, shall I legitimately drop you from another cliff?! Votes: 1

We went to Mexico, had some tequlia, eloped with a pair of drug smugglers, and took part-time jobs as exotic dancers. You know, same old, same old. Votes: 1

in my enemy's country they said my enemy is a man of talents but all of them were blind and my enemy had a keen sense of smell Votes: 1

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell. Votes: 1

One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear. Votes: 1

Madame will forgive me for not perceiving her busyness. It is a sign of the highest breeding to be able to be busy whilst appearing idle to the uninformed observer. Votes: 1

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning. Votes: 1

The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved. Votes: 1

Goody. That must be why they were looking for a 22-caliber anything when they came by with their search warrant this morning.''They didn't!''They did.''When?''Oddly enough, right before I upped my meds. Votes: 1

People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to them, you look like a monster. People who say you are beautiful, may also be true, because to them, you look like an angel. Votes: 1

The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH) Votes: 1

If you wish to be part of my life, the door is always open.The door remains open if you choose to leave..but don't just hover in the doorway with indecision because you're blocking the traffic! Votes: 1

How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.""How often do you receive new arrivals?""About as often as you beat your wife. Votes: 1

While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believethat if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well inmy life. Votes: 1

I started down but Sam caught my arm and knelt down himself to look. "For crying out loud," he said. "It's a racoon." "Poor thing," I said. "It could be a rabid baby-killer," Cole told me primly. "Shut up," Sam said pleasantly. Votes: 1

Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. "My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War Department has had on file since its inception." She huffed with pure, disgusted outrage, lowering her gaze to the floor to murmur, "I'll kill him. Votes: 1

Murderous thieves make their home here." She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. "Absolutely," Jonas replied."Dangerous animals too.""Without a doubt."She slanted a look toward him. "Perfect place for you."He repressed a snort. "Oh, such compliments, your highness. You're going to make me blush. Votes: 1

Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can appreciate the special traits of said monkey as it kills me!""At least when the monkeys are harassing you, you dont have any time to harass me! Votes: 1

By the light," he said, when he had mastered himself. "I think that beats singing a lullaby to a stormdog for simplicity and economy, Maerad. But I wish I had known that you simply had to blow at Hulls to get rid of them. It would have saved me a few scars. Votes: 1

So what's it to be, Bear?"Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh."By golly, I'll take door number two, Bob. You know the one that calls for straight suicide with a side of mutilation and pain? Sign my hairy ass up for that and don't be late. Votes: 1

Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don't know why that is, exactly. Maybe it's the outsider vibe and a well-placed brooding look. Maybe it's something I think I see sometimes in the mirror, something that reminds me of my father. Or maybe I'm just damn easy on the eyes. Votes: 1

very funny my sarcastic friend Votes: 0

My mind reels with sarcastic replies. Votes: 0

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print. Votes: 0

I can be very dry and sarcastic. Votes: 0

I have some sarcastic sides of me. Votes: 0

I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry. Votes: 0

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. Votes: 0

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor. Votes: 0

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic. Votes: 0

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes. Votes: 0

A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243- Votes: 0

Sorry I'm so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it. Votes: 0

Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you? Votes: 0

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes Votes: 0

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. Votes: 0

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable. Votes: 0

If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic. Votes: 0

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand. Votes: 0

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak. Votes: 0

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. Votes: 0

a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage. Votes: 0

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. Votes: 0

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her. Votes: 0

She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved. Votes: 0

I've loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn't want to be her forever. Votes: 0

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean. Votes: 0

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. Votes: 0

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. Votes: 0

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe. Votes: 0

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life. Votes: 0

I'm totally an East Coast person, energetic and sarcastic. I'm not a nice L.A. person. Votes: 0

I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt. Votes: 0

Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. Votes: 0

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers? Votes: 0

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. Votes: 0

Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and"”oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point. Votes: 0

Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning? Votes: 0

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid. Votes: 0

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. Votes: 0

The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time. Votes: 0

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. Votes: 0

I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you. Votes: 0

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer. Votes: 0

He didn't look like the same person who picked me up this morning. Noah--sarcastic, distant, untouchable Noah--cared. And that made him real. Votes: 0

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical." Votes: 0

I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of the NRA. Votes: 0

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life. Votes: 0

Barack Obama is pretty similar to the person you see in public, at press conferences. He's a little saltier, a little more sarcastic and cutting. Votes: 0

I can cook a mean hamburger. I can also cook a rude hamburger, and probably a sarcastic one, depending on how snarky the patty gets. Votes: 0

I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life. Votes: 0

As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak. Votes: 0

Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New York. Votes: 0

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry. Votes: 0

I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I'm being sarcastic. Votes: 0

For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies. Votes: 0

We're both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the best aspects of each other. Votes: 0

I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic. Votes: 0

I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things. Votes: 0

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. Votes: 0

My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood. Votes: 0

I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.' Votes: 0

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. Votes: 0

Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable. Votes: 0

I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably. Votes: 0

You're constantly, in human culture, trying to balance between uplifting, heartfelt, sincere, earnestness that empowers and enlightens people, and the sarcastic cynicism that comes from just people's acquired bitterness over experiences. Votes: 0

I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes out and it's come out since I was a child. Votes: 0

That was a sarcastic remark pointing out that Bill Clinton has, quite a past, and Hillary Clinton has done quite a job on attacking the people who were victims of Bill Clinton. Votes: 0

It's so normal for a teenager to dress in black -- and be real unhappy and stay in your room and say sarcastic things. How could something so normal be considered morbid? Votes: 0

The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever. Votes: 0

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor. Votes: 0

Yes, librarians use punctuation marks to make little emoticons, smiley and frowny faces in their correspondence, but if there were one for an ironic wink, or a sarcastic lip curl, they'd wear it out. Votes: 0

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate. Votes: 0

I've got everything I need right here." That sentimental thought met a room full of cheesy and sarcastic "aw's" and an empty water bottle thrown at my head. No, stop guys, really. You're embarrassing me. Votes: 0

I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike situations, where it's romanticized, I'm a little nervous about it. Votes: 0

‎Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires. Votes: 0

You have sensible women here [in England] but then, they are very devils--censorious, uncharitable, sarcastic--the women in Scotland have twice--thrice their freedom, with all their virtue--and are very conversable and agreeable--their educations are more finished. Votes: 0