Quotes about Screw

I feel my personality is richer than my bank account. So if I meet a girl, maybe first she just likes me because I'm rich. But then she's gonna get to know me and say, 'Screw the money.' Votes: 4

Screw every known human culture. Votes: 3

Screw it, just do it! Votes: 3

Screw the truth into men's minds. Votes: 3

Screw-ups are the mark of excellence. Votes: 3

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers! Votes: 3

Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars. Votes: 3

Type should be beautiful — Screw readable! Votes: 3

Screw the competition - focus on good customer service. Votes: 3

Screw fairy tales. My life was way more interesting. Votes: 3

Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity. Votes: 3

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us. Votes: 3

Screw State! State's always on the side of the blacks. The hell with them! Votes: 3

Screw it, let's do it - Just get on with it and do it Votes: 3

Screw poetry, it's you I want, your taste, rain on you, mouth on your skin. Votes: 3

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there. Votes: 3

Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say? Votes: 3

Screw you, John." "Sorry, Sylvie. Can't"”they frown on that kind of thing between step-siblings. Votes: 3

Screw ambiguity. Perversion and corruption masquerade as ambiguity. I don`t trust ambiguity. John Wayne Votes: 3

Screw the Silent Brothers." "No thanks. There's strong and silent, and then there's just freaky." "Isabelle! Votes: 3

Screw being a singer! I wanna be the voice of my generation with my talk show. Votes: 3

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist! Votes: 3

Screw pretty. I'd rather be strong. Pretty fades over time. Strength gets you through the bad shit. Votes: 3

Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal"”my favorite way to play. Votes: 3

Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins. Votes: 3

Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!' Votes: 3

We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare. Votes: 3

Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them! Votes: 3

Stand up, speak out, and be bold. Screw political correctness. Never let them tell you to sit down and shut up. Votes: 3

I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.' Votes: 3

Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny. Votes: 3

Screw the rules, damn the consequences, and just love. Love until it kills you, because there's nothing better worth dying for. Votes: 3

Most people have two emergency modes. Fight and Flight. But Conner always knew he had three. Fight, Flight, and Screw Up Royally. Votes: 3

I don't care about people who don't care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that's their issue. Screw them. Votes: 3

Screw up often; but screw up ahead of everybody else, and than learn as much, and than use it to make subsequent investments. Votes: 3

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." Votes: 3

I'd like to think that in any circumstance I'd say, "You know what? Screw this. Kill me. I'm done. I'm not going to grovel." Votes: 3

Some felt as if 'Charlie Hebdo' was obsessed with its 'Screw Allah' stance. It's a sort of provocation that caused a lot of debates. Votes: 3

You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say you are. Votes: 3

Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?" "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back. Votes: 3

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader. Votes: 3

You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches. Votes: 3

You probably should get back out there. You're ignoring your other guests." "Screw them." "I'm sure that many of them, you already have. Votes: 3

Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever! Votes: 3

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that"and I like it that way. (Leo) Votes: 3

Tolkien made the wrong choice when he brought Gandalf back. Screw Gandalf. He had a great death and the characters should have had to go on without him. Votes: 3

Certain people just go home and veg out, certain people go travel the world and certain people are like, "Screw this, I'm going to work the entire time." Votes: 3

I went to engineering school, I went to physics class. I said, 'Screw this, I don't want to be here. I'd much rather be at a club playing music. Votes: 3

I went to engineering school, I went to physics class. I said, 'Screw this, I don't want to be here. I'd much rather be at a club playing music.' Votes: 3

You've mistaken me for someone else. Do not wait on me, Ms. Lane. Do not construct your world around mine. I'm not that man." "Screw you, Barrons." "I'm not that man, either. Votes: 3

The fans like the idea we do what we want. It's not an act. Screw the record company and the beaten path. Without MTV or radio, we still have a huge underground following. Votes: 3

Screw that, the questionn at hand is what's your major?" Oded said. "Because let me tell you right now, any answer other than World of Warcraft or Advanced Ninja Studies will not be accepted. Votes: 3

Anybody who witnesses the suffering of animals and has a glimmer of hope of reducing that suffering can't take the position that it's all or nothing. We have to be pragmatic. Screw the principle. Votes: 3

I wrote a script, and I gave it to a guy who reads scripts, and he really likes it, but he thinks I need to rewrite it. I said, "Screw that, I'll just make a copy!" Votes: 3

The rottweiler stood his ground and waited for me to take the next step in the dance of ritualized intimidation. Instead, I leaped at him. Screw ritual. Now was not the time to stand on ceremony. Votes: 3

Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less. Votes: 3

Adele shattered the image of how the stereotypical singer is supposed to look. She has that whole 'Screw you, I'm awesome for what I do' attitude, which I really look up to and want to be a part of. Votes: 3

Every great business leader I've ever met, in addition to being very smart, very driven, they have this, 'Why not me? Screw it, I deserve it, let's go.' And if you don't have that, you can't achieve greatness. Votes: 3

Want to be a well-paid bioethicist, with one, two, or even three university appointments? Just get yourself a two-piece navy polyester suit and follow these three simple rules: (1) Never name names. (2) Screw principles; just follow procedures. (3) Bury the money. Votes: 3

I have only read very classic traditional English ghost stories, other than Henry James, who wrote some magnificent short ones as well as the longer 'Turn of the Screw.' He, Dickens, and M.R. James are my influences. Votes: 3

Nobody's happy. What's happy? Happiness is over when the lights come on." The older woman poured herself a glass of sangria. "Screw that," she said quietly. "What?" "Screw that. Wash your mouth out. Who taught you that half-assed existential drivel? Votes: 3

I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!" Votes: 3

Zuniga Hides the Evidence ... Like the craven coward he is, Markos Zuniga, rising young star of the Democrats, has now removed the page at Daily Kos where he wrote "Screw them" about the four Americans torn apart and hung from a bridge in Fallujah. Votes: 3

It's easy to write a short story and frighten people for five pages, but to work at length, when you do it as in 'The Turn Of The Screw' or 'A Christmas Carol,' it's different; you have to build it and build it. Votes: 3

It was mix tapes, that's my story, I did a lot of mix tapes, that's what I started doing when I was 17. I got with a hot DJ out here and you know Texas, the rap scene is different, everyone out here is on the Screw music. Votes: 3

The pretty nurse had just injected her with something that totally rocked, and if she wanted to think about boinking a bronzed, tattooed, impossibly handsome doctor who was so far out of her league she need a telescope to see him, then screw it. Screw him. Over and over. Votes: 3

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. Votes: 2

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things. Votes: 2

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. Votes: 2

Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it. Votes: 2

Actors, I have to say, most of the time, they elevate things; they don't screw things up most of the time. Votes: 2

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. Votes: 2

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. Votes: 2

I am a misanthrope and yet utterly benevolent, have more than one screw loose yet am a super-idealist who digests philosophy more efficiently than food. Votes: 2

Every time you start a company - and I've started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways. Votes: 2

I've probably earned the right to screw up a few times. I don't want the fear of failure to stop me from doing what I really care about. Votes: 2

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up. Votes: 2

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. Votes: 2

Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?' Votes: 2

We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it's part of success. Votes: 2

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. Votes: 2

We should conceive of ourselves not as rulers of Earth, but as highly powerful, conscious stewards: The Earth is given to us in trust, and we can screw it up or make it work well and sustainably. Votes: 2

So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late. Votes: 2

I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did. Votes: 2

It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself 'God I'm in love.' Votes: 2

Good luck happens to people who work hard for it. Sometimes people just fall into the honey pot, but I've consistently strived to create whatever good fortune I can get in my life - and consistently strive just as hard not to screw it up once I have it! Votes: 2

I always tell the fans, 'Screw it! Like what you like. Listen to what you want.' Insisting that one type of music is better than the next is snobbery, and I have no time for that. Check out all the music that's out there. There's great stuff you're probably missing. Votes: 2

If you don't have the confidence in baking, commit to making the recipe three times. The first two, do it exactly the way I've told you to make it. Twice. The first time you'll screw it up. The second time it will come out pretty good, and then the third time, make your adjustments. Votes: 2

To become a doctor, you spend so much time in the tunnels of preparation - head down, trying not to screw up, trying to make it from one day to the next - that it is a shock to find yourself at the other end, with someone shaking your hand and asking how much money you want to make. Votes: 2

I was gonna throw the first pitch at a Mets game, but there was a rain delay. So I'm waiting for it to stop, and the team's manager, Willie Randolph, comes by. Now he's already intimidating to begin with. But he comes over to me and says, 'If you screw this up, they will boo you.' And I said 'Thanks.' Votes: 2

When David Fincher called me up a few years ago and said, 'Hey, I'd like you to score this film 'The Social Network,' I said, 'I'm flattered, but I really don't have any real experience scoring films, and I'd rather not screw it up on a high-profile project. And I like you and I don't want to compromise our friendship.' Votes: 2

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly. Votes: 0

Why don't we get drunk and screw? Votes: 0

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up. Votes: 0

I'm friggin' awesome! So screw the haters! Votes: 0

Save the gerund and screw the whale. Votes: 0

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will. Votes: 0

If people screw me, I screw back in spades. Votes: 0

The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you. Votes: 0

When people screw up, give them a second chance. Votes: 0

Man, we've got something special. Don't screw it up. Votes: 0

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. Votes: 0

Floating screw - that's what people used to call me. Votes: 0

Will screw them hard, fast, and in an elegant manner. Votes: 0

If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. Votes: 0

It's a movie depiction you don't want to screw up. Votes: 0

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono. Votes: 0

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on. Votes: 0

Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners. Votes: 0

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. Votes: 0

Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today. Votes: 0

If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it. Votes: 0

A cork screw to my heart, ever since we've been apart. Votes: 0

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose. Votes: 0

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money. Votes: 0

What one wants to do with stories is screw them up. Votes: 0

You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that. Votes: 0

Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan Votes: 0

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up. Votes: 0

There is only so much I can understand and not screw up. Votes: 0

I want revenge, but I don't want to screw up my karma. Votes: 0

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it. Votes: 0

You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up. Votes: 0

Anyone who's not interested in model airplanes must have a screw loose somewhere. Votes: 0

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up Votes: 0

We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail. Votes: 0

Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. Votes: 0

Those who do remember it will find new ways to screw it up. Votes: 0

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. Votes: 0

I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up. Votes: 0

It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something. Votes: 0

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much. Votes: 0

If you screw up and do something, don't lie about it; come clean. Votes: 0

It's more than personal. I can't screw it up. I have to do... Votes: 0

If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. Votes: 0

Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it. Votes: 0

It's okay to screw up. It's what we do afterward that defines us. Votes: 0

People screw me over with words, so I screw them over with songs. Votes: 0

You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. Votes: 0

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want. Votes: 0

Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up Votes: 0

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head. Votes: 0

And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time. Votes: 0

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. Votes: 0

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts," Cas said. "You don't screw with death, yo! Votes: 0

Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg. Votes: 0

I know i'll screw up. But i'll keep trying, as long as you let me. Votes: 0

Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time. Votes: 0

There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up. Votes: 0

Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. Votes: 0

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats. Votes: 0

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life. Votes: 0

Actors are always looking for actor-proof parts. A part so good you can't screw it up! Votes: 0

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious. Votes: 0

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? Votes: 0

You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir. Votes: 0

The addict will screw you over and lie to you and do all kinds of things. Votes: 0

You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you. Votes: 0

The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up. Votes: 0

Can we screw the 'sorry' part and let me hit you back instead?" Vishous to Butch Votes: 0

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? Votes: 0

When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes. Votes: 0

I'm not a yeller. My theory is that no one goes out there trying to screw up. Votes: 0

Bloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof. Votes: 0

When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day. Votes: 0

The quickest and easiest way to screw up your life is to take on too much debt. Votes: 0

Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. Votes: 0

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Votes: 0

We are not perfect. We make mistakes. We screw up but then we forgive and move forward. Votes: 0

Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything. Votes: 0

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?" Votes: 0

The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up. Votes: 0

Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw. Votes: 0

I've seen so many screw-ups of representations of South Africa, and it makes me so angry every time. Votes: 0

It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark. Votes: 0

When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you. Votes: 0

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level. Votes: 0

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. Votes: 0

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours. Votes: 0

There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life. Votes: 0

If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. Votes: 0

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! Votes: 0

I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people. Votes: 0

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business. Votes: 0

The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke. Votes: 0

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up! Votes: 0

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! Votes: 0

I liked to screw around in the kitchen when I was a kid. But I started cooking when I was 15. Votes: 0

I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there. Votes: 0

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. Votes: 0

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. Votes: 0

If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad. Votes: 0

See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good. Votes: 0

I can keep picking small fights, or brave the big one. Time to screw my courage. Or go down trying. Votes: 0

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up. Votes: 0

I'd rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body. Votes: 0

Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one! Votes: 0

Id rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body. Votes: 0

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure. Votes: 0

If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back. Votes: 0

Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up. Votes: 0

Usually the way to screw up some good fishing is to have a tournament. This just keeps getting better and better. Votes: 0

The core of Wikipedia is something people really believe in. That is too valuable for the world to screw it up. Votes: 0

Macbeth:If we should fail?Lady Macbeth:We fail?But screw your courage to the sticking place,And we'll not fail. Votes: 0

It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager. Votes: 0

C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively. Votes: 0

Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. Votes: 0

I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase. Votes: 0

It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other peo­ple. Votes: 0

If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway. Votes: 0

Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. Votes: 0

If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it. Votes: 0

So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track. Votes: 0

I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome. Votes: 0

Transformation doesn't have to be deep, dark and mysterious. If you screw up, fine - laugh at yourself, learn and move on. Votes: 0

We're [parents]) always bluffing, pretending we know best, when most of the time we're just praying we won't screw up too badly. Votes: 0

Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. Votes: 0

Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle. Votes: 0

If [Bush's] successors don't screw it up, within 10 years NASA will have us back to where we belong -- on other worlds. Votes: 0

If you're not playing a big enough game, you'll screw up the game you're playing just to give yourself something to do. Votes: 0

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow. Votes: 0

There is someone out there, watching us screw up and waiting for the day we come face to face and explain ourselves. Votes: 0

One chance, One life. Make it or screw it up, it's your choice. Don't wait to long or your time will be up. Votes: 0

Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road. Votes: 0

That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them. Votes: 0

Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that. Votes: 0

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise Votes: 0

General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else. Votes: 0

Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad. Votes: 0

I love Goody's Spin Pins. They're super cheap and look like corkscrews. You just gather your hair and screw them into a bun. Votes: 0

We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why Pixar's goal is to screw up as fast as possible. Votes: 0

I though I screwed everything up," I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. Votes: 0

THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me"”not forever, but periodically. Votes: 0

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! Votes: 0

But Hey, Guess What Crazy means I'm not liable for my actions. So screw it, I'll go home, propped up on Prozac against distractions Votes: 0

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little. Votes: 0

Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here. Votes: 0

People who are chronically tardy never understand the many ways in which they screw up the schedules of people who are punctual and 'normal'... Votes: 0

In software, speed to market, speed to learning is really key. In hardware, if you screw it up, you're dead. So accuracy really matters. Votes: 0

[On women's role in the home:] Every wife, mother and housekeeper feels at present that there is some screw loose in the household situation. Votes: 0

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little Votes: 0

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. Votes: 0

But when we find that one person who completes us, we don't give up. No matter how bad we screw up. We make it right. Votes: 0

I want the troops from Great Britain and the U.S. to be successful, but by the same token, Afghanistan has always been a screw-up. Votes: 0

No matter how much time you spend reading books or following your intuition, you're gonna screw it up. Fifty times. You can't do parenting right. Votes: 0

In our system of government, an opposition party doesn't have the ability to pass legislation, but it has the ability to massively screw things up. Votes: 0

I've had boyfriends complain, "Wait, you don't want to see me?" No, I don't. I just want to hang out by myself. So screw off. Votes: 0

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable. Votes: 0

Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up? Votes: 0

There's a gray area between Conservative and Orthodox people, for whom you don't screw around with the mezuzah, you don't mess with the holy melodies. Votes: 0

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December. Votes: 0

I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that. Votes: 0

You can stick a fork in Barack Obama. Politically, he's done. The main way we can screw this up is if we choose the wrong Republican. Votes: 0

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. Votes: 0

I have discovered that a screw-shaped device such as this, if it is well made from starched linen, will rise in the air if turned quickly. Votes: 0

The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I'm less likely to screw it up than anyone else. Votes: 0

I'm gonna be good at something other than marrying, darlings. Besides, I don't want them. I don't even wanna screw them, how am I gonna marry them? Votes: 0

There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. Votes: 0

I'm easy with employees. I make sure they get credit for their work. Naturally, sometimes a guy will screw up, and I'll have to apply some "retraining." Votes: 0

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. Votes: 0

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa. Votes: 0

She forgot: it was as simple as that. She just loved being with the guy. Possibly enough that not even their own wedding could screw it up. Votes: 0

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner. Votes: 0

It's an odd thing- the softer and more easily hurt a woman is the better she can screw herself up to do what has to be done. Votes: 0

Also, I plan to screw something up on every movie I do so that I can learn from my mistakes and become a better director with each project. Votes: 0

I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up. Votes: 0

You're human. You'll screw up. Denying that is crazy. Forgiving yourself has all the benefits of self-esteem without making you a narcissist that's out of touch with reality. Votes: 0

Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only new ones who suffer from that. Votes: 0

Whenever somebody has an idea for a business and experiences quite a bit of success, you can naturally expect the government to step in and screw it up. Votes: 0

My job is not to save 'The Wheel of Time', to fix 'The Wheel of Time', or anything like that. My job is not to screw it up. Votes: 0

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? Votes: 0

We're dreamers and - since we only have one life, and if we screw up we can get in a world of trouble - we're very intense dreamers. Votes: 0

shane:do we have a choice michael:dont think so shane:then screw im gitting tired lets go get eaten.at least then i can get some sleep Votes: 0

I related so much to the responsibility of being a parent, the responsibility of "did you screw your kid up," the responsibility of letting your own parents down. Votes: 0

Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just... survive. Outlive me, please. Votes: 0

I am pragmatic. That which works, works, and theory can go screw itself. However, my pragmatism also extends to maintainability, which is why I also want it done well. Votes: 0

It is the nature of being the general manager of a baseball team that you have to remain on familiar terms with people you are continually trying to screw. Votes: 0

Many intelligent people, when about to write . . . , force on their minds a certain notion about style, just as they screw up their faces when they sit for their portraits. Votes: 0

... don't be afraid to screw up !... one of the key issues to learning is making mistakes ... if you're not making mistakes, you're probably not having a very good time Votes: 0

We all screw up. Everyone makes mistakes. That's what she did. It was bad judgment, that's all. You don't cut off the people you love for mistakes like that. Votes: 0

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised. Votes: 0

Though they don't always have to be set in fog, weather is incredibly important in ghost stories. As is suspense: you've got to turn the screw very, very slowly. Votes: 0

I think it has sullied his presidency. As brilliant a politician as Bill Clinton is, as magnetic a personality as he can be, there is one little screw loose somewhere. Votes: 0

Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without headphones. She just felt wrong. Votes: 0

Don't worry about it. We're used to being told to go screw ourselves. And that's from the people who actually like us. You should hear what our enemies say. (Nykyrian) Votes: 0

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium. Votes: 0

Every American president must be held to the highest standard. No president of any color should be given a free pass for screw-ups, lies or failure to keep a promise. Votes: 0

I was just a screw or cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else. Votes: 0

I can imagine [the government] trying to tell Steven Spielberg 'We need 50 different cuts of your movie for each state.' It will screw us up in a real way. Votes: 0

You can behead people, you can crucify them, you can cut their hearts out and eat them on YouTube...but, don't screw with the place where God hid America's oil. Votes: 0

All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just keep trying to learn from the mistakes I've made. Votes: 0

But there's no substitute for getting smarter faster. And the way you get smarter is to screw around vigorously. Try stuff. See what works. See what fails miserably. Learn. Rinse. Repeat. Votes: 0

Their [Republicans] approach to a woman's body is the same as their approach to the economy: they have no idea how it works, but they're eager to screw with it anyway. Votes: 0

What's great about [Guettel] is his very distinct voice as a composer. And that distinct voice is something worth cherishing and expressing so we just didn't want to screw that up. Votes: 0

You just make sure you don't screw it up. It's going to work as long as you don't mess it up. Hopefully you have plenty of those moments in a big comedy. Votes: 0

This company looks cheap, that company looks cheap, but the overall economy could completely screw it up. The key is to wait. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is to do nothing. Votes: 0

May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman Votes: 0

But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all. Votes: 0

Racing is bulging at the seams with pure nutball characters, men who can drink more, screw more, fight more, laugh more, joke more, than practically any collection of people in the world. Votes: 0

They're guys who want to screw around all the time, which interests me not at all. God knows we've done that, been there, and we don't want to do that any more. Votes: 0

I do not appeal to you to screw up your courage and sacrifice for Christ. I appeal to you to renounce all you have to obtain life that satisfies your deepest longings. Votes: 0

You know, you don't need a leader to sort of administer something that's going very well. In fact, in one sense, an overly ambitious person in that circumstance can probably screw it up. Votes: 0

Introductions are always weird for me because my name is Hari and it's constantly mispronounced . 'Hurry', 'Hairy' - there are different ways to screw it up, and it leads to these awkward conversations. Votes: 0

Genius or fool, you don't live in the world alone. You can hide underground or you can build a wall around yourself, but somebody's going to come along and screw up the works. Votes: 0

In today's economy there are no experts, no 'best and brightest' with all the answers. It's up to each one of us. The only way to screw up is to not try anything. Votes: 0

There are guys who want to screw around all the time, which interests me not at all. God knows we've done that, been there, and we don't want to do that any more. Votes: 0

I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely. Votes: 0

I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We couldn't screw up takes for fun because we didn't have enough film. Votes: 0

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. Votes: 0

People just expect you to show up, be a cartoon character of yourself, take your money and go home. But don't screw up to the point where you're gonna be out of the picture. Votes: 0

It's so hard [to be parent] and no matter how old you get and how experienced you get you're always scared you're going to screw it up and you're going to make a mistake. Votes: 0

Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter. Votes: 0

I'm a bit of a Luddite, really: I don't use email much, as I started drowning in it. So I said 'screw this' and dumped my laptop, though I've begun to re-engage with it. Votes: 0

Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart. Votes: 0

I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel, because I'm the most skeptical. You know, I'm very proud of what we've done, and I don't want to screw up our series. Votes: 0

If you are going to focus on a teacher, you have to be focused on the teacher and not peripheral vibrations that might be around them or it will totally screw up your meditation. Votes: 0

Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood. Votes: 0

The stigma of the prostitute is the badge of her identity. That is why the client goes to her. If he wanted someone without a stigma, he'd go and screw the lady next door. Votes: 0

There's more flexibility in the cartoon world than there is in video games. In video games, if I tweak a line, I could screw up the work of countless other people with my whim. Votes: 0

I've done my job extremely well. My only beef is that a lot of people have put their fingers in whatever I've done and tried to screw it up, and I've always resented that. Votes: 0

You've got to have the guts to not be afraid to screw up. The guys who win are the ones who are not afraid to mess up. And that comes right from the heart. Votes: 0

Now it's just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, 'What are you doing for your country?' you sit figuring out how to screw the other side. Votes: 0

Cable was a blessing for me. Thank god, I've done a show that's going to be iconic. So, if I screw up, it's all right because I already have something that's going to be iconic. Votes: 0

I realise few people get to live the life they always wanted, but I'm so neurotic, I don't really think about it. I'm too busy thinking, 'I hope I don't screw up my next scene. Votes: 0

Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help - they don't feel like they are being listened to. Votes: 0

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it. Votes: 0

Sometimes you just have to put everything you got outthere and screw the consequences. Sometimes you have to jump and trust someone else to catch you. Sometimes you have to put your dignityaside and beg Votes: 0

I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I had of forming important relationships and opinions and life experiences before having success. Votes: 0