Quotes about Screwed

If We Lose...We're All Screwed. Votes: 3

We're screwed. (Nick) Screwed blue and tattooed. (Acheron) Votes: 3

Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat. Votes: 3

If babies held the same tendency toward self-criticism as adults, they might never learn to walk or talk. Can you imagine infants stomping, 'Aarggh! Screwed up again!' Fortunately, babies are free of self-criticism. They just keep practicing. Votes: 3

Men get laid, but women get screwed. Votes: 2

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I? Votes: 2

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed. Votes: 2

We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed. Votes: 2

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. Votes: 2

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance. Votes: 2

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed. Votes: 2

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived. Votes: 2

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker. Votes: 2

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'. Votes: 2

You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters. Votes: 2

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. Votes: 2

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. Votes: 2

As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've got a full-blown trade war. No one ever wins, and consumers always get screwed. Votes: 2

I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got my head screwed on. Votes: 2

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California. Votes: 2

When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it. Votes: 2

I'm aggressive, quite frankly, because Staten Island gets screwed all the time. And if I'm not aggressive, then I won't be successful. That's not being a bad boy. That's doing my job. Votes: 2

The first year I was sober was probably the worst year of my life. My immune system was screwed. I completely isolated myself. I was weak all the time. I didn't know who I was. Votes: 2

I think as an actor you have to be open to your emotions - that's how you tap into other characters. Besides, by being so open I've come to terms with how screwed I am! Votes: 2

I realized that I had screwed up my life living different parts of my life in different places. I wasn't whole. I wasn't integrated. I wasn't a complete person. And after that, came out, spent some time at a psychiatric hospital. Votes: 2

Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's what life needs to be - and that if it's not that, it's all screwed up. It's not. Votes: 2

No one leaves the edit room thinking, 'Yeah, I nailed that one!' Everyone I know goes into their first premiere or their first screening thinking, 'I screwed up so bad. I'm sorry, I messed up.' It's just a real common feeling. Votes: 2

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. Votes: 2

I watched the guy that hits a home run, and he comes across the plate and he points skyward, like thanking for the help from the Almighty to hit the home run. And as he does that, I say to myself, 'God screwed the pitcher.' And I don't know how else you look at it. Votes: 2

Everybody, as soon as they do a good experiment, their first thought in this lab is, 'That can't be right. I must have screwed it up. What did I do wrong?' And that's the best kind of scientist because they're filled with this self-doubt. And if I'm going to be honest, that's who I am. And it's what drives me. Votes: 2

We're just as screwed up as you. Votes: 0

Fiction is about stuff that's screwed up. Votes: 0

Better to be screwed physically than financially. Votes: 0

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.' Votes: 0

I screwed up. Again. You're shocked, I'm sure. Votes: 0

Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared Votes: 0

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed. Votes: 0

People who go into show business are screwed up. Votes: 0

We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first. Votes: 0

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture. Votes: 0

We don't have to convince people how screwed they are. Votes: 0

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality. Votes: 0

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me. Votes: 0

I'm a sucker for a screwed-up protagonist. We all have issues. Votes: 0

The establishment can accept being screwed, but not being laughed at Votes: 0

Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have. Votes: 0

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way. Votes: 0

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. Votes: 0

No one is a virgin, because life has screwed us all. Votes: 0

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning. Votes: 0

Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up. Votes: 0

Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is. Votes: 0

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed. Votes: 0

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight. Votes: 0

Nothing moves at the Hotel New Hampshire! We're screwed down here-for life! Votes: 0

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage. Votes: 0

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all. Votes: 0

God did create a world without sin. We just screwed it up. Votes: 0

I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful Votes: 0

Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good. Votes: 0

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair Votes: 0

I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.' Votes: 0

I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else. Votes: 0

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am. Votes: 0

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up. Votes: 0

If Bono left, we could carry on. If I left, we'd be screwed. Votes: 0

This is what happens when you try to help people. You get screwed. Votes: 0

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. Votes: 0

I'm a Cancer, which means I'm maternal and emotional. So in relationships I'm screwed. Votes: 0

Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you're gonna get screwed. Votes: 0

I don't know if child actors are necessarily more screwed up than most people. Votes: 0

Luck's just another word for destiny ... either you make your own or you're screwed. Votes: 0

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. Votes: 0

I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed. Votes: 0

Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up. Votes: 0

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather. Votes: 0

Popcorn-can cover / screwed to the wall / over a hole / so the cold / can't mouse in. Votes: 0

I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else. Votes: 0

In the screwed-up life I’d been dealt, she was my only source of comfort. Votes: 0

I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture. Votes: 0

I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up. Votes: 0

I've been screwed and sued and tattooed, and I'm still standin' here in front of you. Votes: 0

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. Votes: 0

I think we're seriously screwed when the men with guns decided to help the bad guys. Votes: 0

I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time. Votes: 0

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all. Votes: 0

My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map. Votes: 0

We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That's all we can see. Votes: 0

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. Votes: 0

I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed. Votes: 0

Romance is diffcult for some celebrities. If the media finds out you're dating Robert Pattinson, you're screwed. Votes: 0

That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better Votes: 0

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. Votes: 0

I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. Votes: 0

When he looked at me, his eyes positively twinkled. Christ. I was screwed. Eyes were twinkling at me. Votes: 0

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury. Votes: 0

You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up, Votes: 0

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is! Votes: 0

What landed Jesus on the cross was the preposterous idea that common, ordinary, broken, screwed-up people could be godly. Votes: 0

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. Votes: 0

You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. Votes: 0

Once you start thinking more about where you want to be than about making the best product, you're screwed. Votes: 0

I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented. Votes: 0

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references. Votes: 0

The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up! Votes: 0

I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition. Votes: 0

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer. Votes: 0

And then I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up and Takumi screwed up and she slipped through our fingers. Votes: 0

Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time. Votes: 0

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions. Votes: 0

My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson. Votes: 0

Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time. Votes: 0

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. Votes: 0

I grew up reading crime fiction and, especially in the '80s, women were just there to be saved or screwed. Votes: 0

Our current perception is very cloudy and all screwed up. As our perception increases through meditation, we're seeing life more correctly. Votes: 0

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. Votes: 0

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go. Votes: 0

I'm old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam. Votes: 0

One thing about prejudices -- once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go. Votes: 0

You can't undo yesterday, you can work on today, tomorrow, you will wonder how you screwed up 2 days in a row Votes: 0

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line. Votes: 0

When I was growing up, there were a lot more arts in the public schools. Politically, America has screwed up on that. Votes: 0

Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. Votes: 0

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. Votes: 0

I though I screwed everything up," I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. Votes: 0

Until we as a gender refuse to wear any shoe that would be uncomfortable to walk a mile in, we’re perfectly screwed. Votes: 0

Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too bad. Votes: 0

In this business, if you don`t have the capacity to step back and have some sort of relativity about things, you're screwed Votes: 0

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung. Votes: 0

Americans are not getting screwed by the Republican Party. They're getting screwed by the large corporations that bought and own the Republican Party. Votes: 0

Comedy is harder than drama, because with comedy you're expecting a result..you make them laugh. [If] they ain't laughing then you're screwed. Votes: 0

gettimg attached to things is pointless. Thats how things get screwed up.People care to much about everything. Let it go. You'll be happier. Votes: 0

Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed. Votes: 0

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair. Votes: 0

We share out craziness, our neuroses, our little bit of screwed-up-ness that comes from our family. We share it. And it feels like love. Votes: 0

I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or 'the flu'? Votes: 0

The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label. Votes: 0

To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better. Votes: 0

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did. Votes: 0

As ecstatic as I was at the birth of my daughter, I felt selfish bringing her, and later my son, into our screwed-up world. Votes: 0

I don't want people to be inspired or offended by what I do. If you determine your behavior by what [other people] want, you're screwed. Votes: 0

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. Votes: 0

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed. Votes: 0

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S. Votes: 0

Did Alan Moore get screwed on his contract? Of course. Lots of people get screwed, but we still have Spider-Man and lots of other heroes. Votes: 0

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem, and you're screwed. Votes: 0

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today. Votes: 0

People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode. Votes: 0

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. Thats how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today. Votes: 0

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you. Votes: 0

I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my uncles is a Mormon. Votes: 0

I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. Votes: 0

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you. Votes: 0

Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty. Votes: 0

Medical costs are soaring because our health-care system is totally screwed up. Doctors and hospitals have every incentive to spend on unnecessary tests, drugs, and procedures. Votes: 0

Warren Beatty once quipped that the best time for a wedding was noon, because if the marriage didn't work, you hadn't screwed up the entire day. Votes: 0

The second you go back to eating right, you're going to put that weight on. You eat one piece of bread and you are screwed, lady! Votes: 0

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse. Votes: 0

Everything I had read in the fields of fiction and science led me to a single, dark conclusion. Humans are screwed, and so is our planet. Votes: 0

Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa. Votes: 0

Shane talking to Claire - "In this whole screwed up town, you're the only thing that's always been right to me," He whispered. "I love you, Claire Votes: 0

Some Pulitzer winners - novelists - have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn't been my experience. Votes: 0

I remember playing John Wayne Gacy, serial killer, very sick, neurotic, screwed-up guy. You know what? There's a part of me there, too, and you explore that. Votes: 0

You know a shooter when you see it. At least the creative people do. If a picture isn't obvious in the first draft you're kind of screwed. Votes: 0

I want to explain everything to him, show him that it's really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then I remember that it is. Votes: 0

The crush of lobbyists on Washington and purchase of the media by corporations has created a big business-run government and a worthless press leaving Americans screwed and ill-informed. Votes: 0

No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it. Votes: 0

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor. Votes: 0

Your past doesn't define you. Only your present and your future. If your life is screwed up, stop making excuses. What are you going to do about it today? Votes: 0

We'd be really screwed if we had to start our life over again as children with our brains right now, because I think we lose the plasticity and flexibility. Votes: 0

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff. Votes: 0

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff. Votes: 0

When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed. Votes: 0

I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored a day in my life. Votes: 0

The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up. Votes: 0

there is always something comforting about knowing that you are not alone. That other people feel the way you do. That you are a bit screwed up, but still normal. Votes: 0

You can do anything you want to do as long as you keep a good attitude and keep working at it. But the second you give up, you’re screwed. Votes: 0

So when I hear a guy after a game-winning home run say or gesture that God was on his side, I think to myself, 'He's saying God screwed the pitcher. Votes: 0

In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man, I was still growing up. Votes: 0

We're all flawed, but basically, effective managers are people whose flaws are not fatal under the circumstances. Maybe the best managers are simply ordinary, healthy people who aren't too screwed up. Votes: 0

I think people imagine going back to a time when they knew who they were and they knew what the circumstances were - if you screwed up it was your fault. Votes: 0

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids. Votes: 0

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids. Votes: 0

We're being ripped off and screwed by a bunch of liars, thieves, crooks, and criminals, and they're not the folks below. Don't look in the streets, look in the corporate suites. Votes: 0

People say 'Poor guy.' That insults me. I despise sympathy. So I screwed up. I made some mistakes. 'Poor guy,' like I'm some victim. There's nothing poor about me. Votes: 0

It was my dream that screwed up, the stupid hearthside idea that it would be wonderful to follow one great red line across America instead of trying various roads and routes. Votes: 0

I'm fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made - and God, I have screwed up. I like writing about where it all went off course. Votes: 0

We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It's a really freeing process when you're not hitting the jokes too hard. Votes: 0

Everybody's a bit screwed up, you know. You can take it as symptoms of a disorder, or you can take it as personality. Me, I'd rather think it as parts of personality. Votes: 0

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year. Votes: 0

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time. Votes: 0

A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time. Votes: 0

If you come at movies with your own sense of morality and not your own sense of aesthetics, I think you're screwed. I think that's not a way to look at movies. Votes: 0

... the fact is it didn't happen in the first month, the first six weeks, in a way that was at all acceptable. And since I'm in charge, obviously, we screwed it up. Votes: 0

But it is clear to me that our survival—both yours and mine—will be dictated by how well you and I can work together.” “So we’re screwed? Votes: 0

Rigidity is the enemy of acting. And I think that people who stay up all night focusing on every beat they're going to do the next day always end up getting screwed. Votes: 0

One of the torturous things about my job is that, as time goes on, you get more and more clarity on all the things you've screwed up and all the mistakes you've made. Votes: 0

You have to find out who you are aside from what the media say you are. If you've become reliant on them for kind of a sense of self, then you're really screwed. Votes: 0

I've been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees. Votes: 0

The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that. Votes: 0

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed. Votes: 0

But I'm not ready to stop listening to the screwed-up inner voice that's been ordering me around for a lifetime. My head thinks it can kill me... and go on living without me. Votes: 0

There is not much mental distance between a feeling of having been screwed and the ethic of total retaliation, or at least the kind of random revenge that comes with outraging the public decency. Votes: 0

That's the idea. Listen, Frank, this one is different. She's a keeper." He let that part gel in me. "Get your head screwed on straight and move to Richmond. You hate it living in Pelham. Votes: 0

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we've all got to relax a bit more. Votes: 0

It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive, year after year, dealing with that stuff, is weirdly impressive. Votes: 0

Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys. Votes: 0

(In response to Java) Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going to affect anything we do at Microsoft has his head screwed on wrong. Votes: 0

I detest computers. If you had a device like that 30 years ago that froze up constantly, misbehaved constantly, lost your information and screwed up when you needed it the most, it would have been laughable. Votes: 0

I'll wager I would have screwed things up regardless. But. . .can you imagine those poor bastards grappling their prey, leaping over the rails, swords in hand, screaming, 'Your cats! Give us all your gods-damned cats! Votes: 0