Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. Votes: 4
Simon CowellI hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it. Votes: 2
Tom FordI'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't. Votes: 0
Gabriel MachtI wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits Votes: 0
Natalie PortmanOf a thousand shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be distinguished. Votes: 0
Samuel JohnsonEvery woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like. Votes: 0
Bai LingYou save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave. Votes: 0
Zach GalifianakisI shave every day with an ancient manual razor. It was my father's, and I love it. Votes: 0
Brunello CucinelliWe need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe. Votes: 0
Patton OswaltI shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink. Votes: 0
Beth DittoWhy do those people guess so much and shave so little, and are so disdainful of hearing aids? Votes: 0
Vladimir NabokovI had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy. Votes: 0
Jurgen KlinsmannI just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster. Votes: 0
Zach GalifianakisI try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time. Votes: 0
Patrick WilsonI shave my body probably once a week, maybe twice a week on the arms, just to keep it fresh. Votes: 0
Ryan ShecklerI once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzIf my hair gets any frizzier, I'll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier. Votes: 0
Victoria ScottWhen in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well. Votes: 0
Christine LakinI heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave. Votes: 0
George R. R. Martin