Conclusion 2: There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins. ~Signed Tamaki Votes: 3
Bisco HatoriI initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine. Votes: 2
Jim GaffiganOn December 18, 1940, Hitler signed Directive Number 21, better known as Operation Barbarossa. Votes: 0
Leopold TrepperAs governor of Lagos, I never signed a cheque and never fixed contract prices. Votes: 0
Babatunde FasholaYou have me like a drawing, erased, coloured in, untitled, signed by your tongue. Votes: 0
Carol Ann DuffyI have 'To Kill A Mockingbird' signed by Harper Lee. That is my prized possession. Votes: 0
Nancy GraceI've signed on for four movies, and I'll do four. That's easy. No complications there. Votes: 0
Robbie ColtraneMy husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. Votes: 0
Roseanne BarrEveryone queue up!' Malfoy roared to the crowd. 'Harry Potter's giving out signed photos! Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingI love reading. I'm fortunate enough to have signed books by Faulkner, Steinbeck, Thomas Pynchon. Votes: 0
John LarroquetteWe signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere. Votes: 0
Kate ClintonA couple of girls I've signed autographs for have just cried or broken out into tears. Votes: 0
Chaske SpencerI was signed at 19 years old to a major label, and dropped by the time I was 22. Votes: 0
Nate RuessI'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE. Votes: 0
Brock LesnarMy name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz. Votes: 0
Alex RileyThe Yankees would be a much better team if they signed a proven closer instead of Tanaka. Votes: 0
Mitch WilliamsI always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could. Votes: 0
Frank LangellaNAFTA is the worst trade deal maybe ever signed anywhere, but certainly ever signed in this country. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpIâm half crazy but I know the Devil real. I should know, I signed a record deal. Votes: 0
Bishop LamontI still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while. Votes: 0
Stephen CurryI never talk about a job before the contract is signed and I've shot the first three days. Votes: 0
Grant BowlerHaving signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them. Votes: 0
Jasper CarrottWhat advertising dum-dum signed up Ilie Nastase to sell a resort?! Who'd want to go where he's at? Votes: 0
Malcolm ForbesDick Moss, my agent. Dick became my agent in 1979 when I signed my contract with the Houston Astros. Votes: 0
Nolan RyanI don't mind cleaning up the mess that some other folks made, that's what I signed up to do Votes: 0
Barack ObamaI have a fan base that some people say is equal to that of signed artists' maybe even more. Votes: 0
DrakeWhen I was 17, I signed my record deal and passed my driver's test. It was a very good year! Votes: 0
Conor MaynardThe note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard. Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichI found that my name signed to a check was even more welcome than when signed to a letter ... Votes: 0
Mary Roberts RinehartStephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand. Votes: 0
Nancy PelosiI'd love a signed first edition of 'City of Glass' by Paul Auster. My favourite book of all time. Votes: 0
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