If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Votes: 6
Henny YoungmanLet the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Votes: 6
Martin LutherA businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation. Votes: 4
Gilbert K. ChestertonRight actions in the future are the best apologies for bad actions in the past. Votes: 4
Tryon EdwardsIn some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry. Votes: 4
Margaret LaurenceYou're late.""Sorry. I was busy talking about my feelings and killing people. Votes: 3
Jennifer EstepSorry. But I don't need some money-grubbing preacher defining my relationship with God. Votes: 3
Ellen HopkinsAll Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ. Votes: 3
Stephen ColbertI don't want enlightenment, I want him. Sorry Buddha, I loved him more than you. Votes: 3
John BurdettScrew you, John." "Sorry, Sylvie. Can't"they frown on that kind of thing between step-siblings. Votes: 3
Rosemary Clement-MooreSanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place. Votes: 3
Tite KuboThe first element that I connected with was the emotion. Sorry, that's how it goes. Votes: 3
Martin ScorseseSorry, but we live in a democracy and the Government has to be responsive to Parliament. Votes: 3
Jeremy CorbynSorry," said Tristan"No can do, I've used up all my infidelity tolerance minutes this month. Votes: 3
Z.A. MaxfieldJohn Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner! Votes: 3
Red ButtonsSorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. Votes: 3
Wil WheatonOh. Sorry about the muzzle. But it was necessary to protect you from your own stupidity. (Thorn) Votes: 3
Sherrilyn KenyonHey! Sorry, lady, but nobody's staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this. Votes: 3
Rachel CaineSorry is for the things you've done that you shouldn't have not for things you believe in. Votes: 3
R.J. ElloryTook your car, drove to Texas. Sorry honey, but I suspected, you and I can't cry anymore. Votes: 3
Sheryl CrowI can't lie and say there are no bad writers. Sorry, but there are lots of bad writers. Votes: 3
Stephen KingSorry, I don't eat any fast food. I believe in eating healthy organic foods for a better lifestyle. Votes: 3
Keegan AllenSorry, I've had enough of running away, Sophie. Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you. Votes: 3
Diana Wynne JonesLilly was not crazy. She left a serious suicide note. 'Sorry,' said the note. 'Just not big enough. Votes: 3
John IrvingThe thing is, I love a great death scene - no good actor doesn't. Sorry, any actor, I should say. Votes: 3
Clark GreggBeing sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it. Votes: 2
Douglas HortonSaying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. Votes: 2
Demetri MartinNo matter how many times you say you're sorry, somebody is not going to hear you. Votes: 2
Pete RoseI'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. Votes: 2
Drew CareyHippies generally aren't busy with anything except feeling sorry for themselves. Votes: 0
Robert Anton WilsonFor the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry. Votes: 0
William J. BernsteinAngry, and half in love with her, and tremendously sorry, I turned away. Votes: 0
F. Scott FitzgeraldI'm sorry you leftists, you're not the only people whose motives are pure. Votes: 0
Andrew BreitbartI'm not superstitious. I don't really believe in star signs, sorry, or superstitions. Votes: 0
Richard BransonA conscience without regrets ~ to live life without having to say you're sorry. Votes: 0
E.A. BucchianeriMidwestern people have the most judgmental assholes ever. I'm sorry, but it's true. Votes: 0
Eddie JemisonThe words 'I'm sorry' are so powerful that it's almost difficult to overstate Votes: 0
Dennis PragerYou see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny. Votes: 0
Brandon SandersonI'm sorry, Alabama fans. I'm from New York and didn't watch football growing up. Votes: 0
Dominique EasleyWords that should cross your lips with ease: thank you, love you, sorry, please. Votes: 0
Richelle E. GoodrichAre we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not. Votes: 0
Michael O'LearyI have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general. Votes: 0
Ashleigh BrilliantA perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlin... I have never met anybody who was sorry that they asked Jesus into their heart. Votes: 0
Corrie Ten BoomIt takes a strong person to say sorry, and an ever stronger person to forgive. Votes: 0
Vanessa GuzmanAre you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid. Votes: 0
Lloyd AlexanderAnd, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. Votes: 0
David WongThe four most powerful words in the English language - please, thanks, sorry and why. Votes: 0
Wendy AlexanderI don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife. Votes: 0
Mikhail GrabovskiI'm sorry that I never trusted you. I don't know how to do that anymore. Votes: 0
George R. R. MartinI should be sorry if I only entertained them. I wish to make them better. Votes: 0
George Frideric HandelI have never been sorry when I stood for what was right-even against severe criticism. Votes: 0
Richard G. ScottI'm sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence. Votes: 0
Neve CampbellGorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife. Votes: 0
Terry GilliamSaying sorry doesn't mean there isn't guilt & forgiving doesn't mean that the pain is gone. Votes: 0
Harriet MorganCompassion is not feeling sorry for others. It's not soft. It requires an intellectual effort. Votes: 0
Karen ArmstrongLearning dance steps was the sorry Saturday night pursuit of every boardinghouse girl in America. Votes: 0
Amor TowlesI'm sorry if the following sounds combative and excessively personal, but that's my general style. Votes: 0
Ian JacksonTo be sorry and glad together is to be perceptive to the richness of life. Votes: 0
Elizabeth GoudgeI'd rather be sorry for something I had done than for something I didn't do. Votes: 0
Kris KristoffersonI'm sorry," he said again, and this time he took those words and owned them. Votes: 0
Lauren MyracleHe asked for a specific. I gave him a specific. I'm sorry it wasn't puppies. Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterDon't cry, I'm sorry to have deceived you so much, but that's how life is. Votes: 0
Vladimir NabokovI'm sorry, could you please tell me what the definition of the word "is" is? Votes: 0
William J. ClintonNo one has the right to be sorry for himself for a misfortune that strikes everyone. Votes: 0
Marcus Tullius CiceroYou have to have time to be sorry for yourself to be a good Abstract Expressionist. Votes: 0
Robert RauschenbergI'm fairly sure I didn't show enough gratitude to my employers, and I'm sorry for that. Votes: 0
Val KilmerVery sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. Votes: 0
Yuvraj SinghIn the realist, you have the sorry sight of the five senses deprived of their imagination. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultSometimes a person can say I'm sorry a thousand times and that glue will never dry. Votes: 0
Stephanie KallosLove means never having to say you're sorry. That's why I never apologize to my mirror. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertJust because we're friends, doesn't mean I shouldn't have to say sorry. You deserve that respect. Votes: 0
Dorothy KoomsonI'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable. Votes: 0
Larry WallYou made her apologize for sickness. For her courage. You made her feel sorry for dying. Votes: 0
Matthew Tobin AndersonI'm sorry about yesterday," she said.He hung on to his straps and shrugged. "Yesterday happens. Votes: 0
Rainbow RowellBut sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. [...] True sorrow is as rare as true love. Votes: 0
Stephen KingIllness was a sort of occupation to me, and I was always sorry to get well. Votes: 0
Maria EdgeworthThe Founding Fathers would be sorry to see that America had become so divided and factionalized. Votes: 0
Michael BeschlossMarried and unmarried women waste a great deal of time in feeling sorry for each other. Votes: 0
Myrtle ReedYou know, I am sorry for the poor fellows that haven't got labs to work in. Votes: 0
Ernest RutherfordI ask for your forgiveness. I feel so miserable that it's difficult even to say sorry. Votes: 0
Hwang Woo-sukI'm sorry that I can't snap my fingers and undo 50 years of bad American foreign policy. Votes: 0
Harry BrowneI feel sorry for players who are always lying awake at night, brooding over their games. Votes: 0
Magnus CarlsenI started to write an apology, but I don't have anything to say I'm sorry for, Votes: 0
Jennifer LawrenceIf I don't seem as depressed or morose as I should be, sorry to disappoint you. Votes: 0
Randy PauschI am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. Votes: 0
Woodrow WilsonIt's the things you don't do, not the things you do, you feel most sorry for. Votes: 0
Winifred HoltbyI'm sorry to go, but its alright. Rivers dry up; tides ebb; the sea goes on. Votes: 0
Seanan McGuireCurses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions. Votes: 0
Karl KrausI am always sorry when any language is lost, because languages are the pedigrees of nations. Votes: 0
Samuel JohnsonI feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldWell, I'm so sorry that I can't be the right kind of monster for you, Bella. Votes: 0
Stephenie MeyerWe live in a litigious society, and that's the way it is. Better safe than sorry. Votes: 0
James YoungPity arises when we are sorry for someone.Compassion is when we understand and help wisely. Votes: 0
Gautama BuddhaI am extremely sorry for the stress and confusion I have brought on the Braves organization. Votes: 0
John RockerWhen I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes. Votes: 0
Josh BillingsShe never felt sorry for herself, and that was something I decided I admired most in people. Votes: 0
Jeannette WallsI feel absolutely sorry for the person who can't genuinely get excited about his or her work. Votes: 0
Eric ThomasErr, sorry Father Abbot. I tripped y'see. Trod on my Abbot, Father Habit. Oh dear, I mean.... Votes: 0
Brian JacquesDon't be sorry, Callie,' he says with a heavy-hearted sigh. 'You have your own sad story. Votes: 0
Jessica SorensenI feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not. Votes: 0
Harold BrodkeyOnly mundanes say they're sorry when what they mean is "I share your grief,"' Jace observed. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareThey hate us because we are atheists and we feel sorry for them because they are religious. Votes: 0
M.F. MoonzajerI am sorry," Will said. "No," Jem said... "Don't be ordinary like that. Don't say you're sorry. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareI'm sorry, but in my generation and where I came from, only sailors got tattoos. Not ladies. Votes: 0
Andie MacDowellI always feel sorry for people who think more about a rainy day ahead than sunshine today. Votes: 0
Rae Foleyi'm sorry she never got her miracle. she did get her miracle, Landon, her miracle was you. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksActually I feel sorry for the bully because they probably don't have love and support at home. Votes: 0
Josh FlitterWhen you love yourself, you'll feel sorry for those that hate you instead of hating them back. Votes: 0
Tony GaskinsI'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you. Votes: 0
Dr. SeussHow about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass. Votes: 0
Rosemary Clement-MooreYou don't feel sorry for yourself, you get on with life. (after not being picked starting goalie) Votes: 0
Jens LehmannI am very sorry if I have caused any offence. It was a poor choice of costume. Votes: 0
Prince HarryExcept for the young or very happy, I can't say I am sorry for anyone who dies. Votes: 0
William Makepeace ThackerayIt takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for. Votes: 0
Amy PoehlerShe was aware that reason had left the room. She was not sorry to see it go. Votes: 0
Libby CreelmanThere were so many things I have had to say sorry for that I wasn't sorry about. Votes: 0
Miley CyrusYeah, is it too late now to say sorry? Cause I'm missing more than just your body Votes: 0
Justin BieberIt's better to feel sorry for doing something bad than to feel superior for doing something good. Votes: 0
Tullian TchividjianI'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular. Votes: 0
Regina GeorgeNo one needs to feel sorry for me or anyone else who has fallen victim to success. Votes: 0
Ian MckellenA black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000. Votes: 0
Chris RockNo one should ever feel sorry for me. Ive been treated very well for the most part. Votes: 0
Kevin SpaceyI'm sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to. Votes: 0
Brandon SandersonWhen you forgive, you free your soul. But when you say I'm sorry, you free two souls. Votes: 0
Donald L. HicksMany a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear. Votes: 0
Molly IvinsI do not consider myself a teddybear. Just to be clear, I don't feel sorry for myself. Votes: 0
Ian MacKayeMake them care, Mattie,' she said softly. 'And don't you ever be sorry.' -Emily Wilcox Votes: 0
Jennifer DonnellyI'm sorry. I shouldn't be asking such things...' She let the sentence die its own death Votes: 0
Markus ZusakYou had your turn madam, let me have mine ... Let me complete. I'm sorry, it's my turn. Votes: 0
Mitt RomneyI should have been much more responsible in how I handled myself and for that am sorry. Votes: 0
Ryan LochteThat Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction. Votes: 0
Bruce ForsythYou know, if Nicole Kidman was a rock star, she'd be alot more professional than me, I'm sorry. Votes: 0
Courtney LoveI'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else. Votes: 0
Jim CarreyI have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry. Votes: 0
Dolly PartonYou almost felt sorry for the devil cause heaven knows he didn't have a prayer, when Mama prayed. Votes: 0
Randy TravisWhen armies are mobilized and issues joined, the man who is sorry over the fact will always win. Votes: 0
LaoziTo feel sorry for the needy is not the mark of a Christian - to help them is. Votes: 0
Frank A. ClarkI was not sorry for loving Charleston or for leaving it. Geography had made me who I was. Votes: 0
Sue Monk Kidd'Beloved.' That's an amazing film and I'm sorry more people didn't see it when it came out. Votes: 0
Kimberly EliseBeloved.' That's an amazing film and I'm sorry more people didn't see it when it came out. Votes: 0
Kimberly EliseWe are big fans of fear, and in investing it is clearly better to be scared than sorry. Votes: 0
Seth KlarmanThe four sayings that lead to wisdom: I was wrong I'm sorry I don't know I need help Votes: 0
Louise PennyIt should be easy for a man who's strong to say he's sorry or admit when he's wrong. Votes: 0
Billy JoelAffliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise. Votes: 0
H. G. WellsI can't say I'm never going to mess up, but if I do, I'll definitely be very sorry. Votes: 0
Emma RobertsThere will always be a moment to feel sorry for the mistakes, but indeed it is not today. Votes: 0
M.F. MoonzajerI'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news. Votes: 0
Eddie MairAffliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober not to make us sorry but wise Votes: 0
Henry Ward BeecherI am sure that if the devil existed, he would want us to feel very sorry for him. Votes: 0
Martha StoutMy Dad always told me âFlowers mean Iâm sorry, chocolates mean I love you.â Votes: 0
Lauren ConradI'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth! Votes: 0
Dwayne JohnsonIt is not easy for me to sing consonants, and I am sorry if I don't sing the 'S'. Votes: 0
Jose CarrerasOh, my bad ... I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something. Votes: 0
Oliver SmithI'm sorry I didn't wear paint this morning. I tend not to wear it unless I'm getting highly paid. Votes: 0
Tyne DalyYou have to have the time to feel sorry for yourself in order to be a good abstract expressionist. Votes: 0
Robert RauschenbergDoomed are the hotheads! Unhappy are they who lose their cool and are too proud to say, I'm sorry. Votes: 0
Robert H. SchullerNo one is going to feel sorry for you, so you have to go out there and be fierce, Votes: 0
Gabby DouglasMy wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry. Votes: 0
Bruce WillisLet us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Votes: 0
Mark TwainYou're the one who is weak. You will never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you. Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingYou could sit around and feel sorry for yourself or you can go out and do things for others. Votes: 0
Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount CherwellI'm a third done into a new book but sorry - I have a superstition about talking about it! Votes: 0
Joanna TrollopeNo writer need feel sorry for himself if he writes and enjoys it, even if he doesn't get paid. Votes: 0
Irwin ShawAll roads are tough, but you have to choose the one you know you'll never be sorry for taking. Votes: 0
Chris BurkmennYou can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift...You get to choose Votes: 0
Wayne DyerAnything is possible. I've got a few more miles in me. I'm not going to feel sorry for myself. Votes: 0
Michael FlatleyHe was sorry for himself as well, for he was doomed to find life and identity in death letters. Votes: 0
Mahesh PoudyalMany people are angry when they make a mistake, but very few people have the sense to be sorry. Votes: 0
Katherine PatersonI can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do. Votes: 0
April WinchellI try, and I think I succeed, in making my readers feel sorry for my psychopaths, because I do. Votes: 0
Ruth RendellIf I have any regrets, I could say that I'm sorry I wasn't a better writer or a better singer. Votes: 0
Patti SmithMost truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit. Votes: 0
Edward R. MurrowSo I let her go, too. And I'm sorry. I know you loved her. It was hard not to.Takumi Votes: 0
John GreenI am partly to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it?s everywhere these days. Votes: 0
Alan TitchmarshHey, Macey, sorry to drop in but Cammie just had to be alone with me. You know how she gets. Votes: 0
Ally CarterIt's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinIf you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that. Votes: 0
Craig FergusonI don't mind dying if I have to, but I'm damned if I want to pay for the guarantee. I'm sorry Votes: 0
Michael LandonIf there is no love in your heart - so sorry, Then there is no hope for you - true, true Votes: 0
Ziggy MarleyNobody knows what you want except you, and no one will be as sorry as you if you don't get it. Votes: 0
Lillian HellmanI am sorry to have made such a long speech, but I did not have time to write a shorter one. Votes: 0
Winston ChurchillIâm sorry for everything.â Then he turns and pushes back into the woods, and heâs gone.
Lauren OliverFound something?â âNo, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh⦠more floor.
Derek LandyWhat good can come from meeting death with tears? If a man Is sorry for himself, he doubles death.
EuripidesAn altruist is one who would be sincerely sorry to see his neighbor's children devoured by wolves.
H. L. MenckenI am very sorry to say that I rejoiced when I once more perceived the towers of Windsor behind me.
Karl Philipp MoritzMy mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson.
Miranda LambertI am sorry that they are finding themselves in this situation based on assurances they got from me.
Barack ObamaI've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,'
Bill MurrayLove means never having to say you're sorry. Marriage means apologizing when you know you're right.
Dana GouldI'm sorry that the family I was g i v e n has created so much chaos in the family I've c h o s e n.
J-AxDon't say you're sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking. You're not worth the time that this is taking.
Demi LovatoI wonder if my shrink (sorry, psychiatrist) was a woman not a man I'd be in a better or worse state?
Fay WeldonShe likes to try everything, out of curiosity, but she'll be sorry if she isn't guided by her heart.
Gabriel Garcia MarquezIâm sorry,â he repeats again, too low for Raven and Tack to hear. âIâm sorry for everything.
Lauren OliverBecause?' I prompt 'Because I'm sorry, but I can't help it, and I really need to kiss you right now.
Lauren OliverI'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie." He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.
Rick RiordanYou shouldn't feel sorry for the lifestyle you haven't tasted, but for the one you are about to lose
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