Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain. Votes: 9
Vladimir PutinThe demise of the Soviet Union was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the century. Votes: 6
Vladimir PutinCastro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. Votes: 6
Richard M. NixonIn America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you! Votes: 3
Yakov SmirnoffA Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original. Votes: 3
Yakov SmirnoffLife under the Soviet system was often funny, absurd really, especially for children. Votes: 3
Jaak KilmiSoviet propaganda is remarkably effective and the Americans are even more remarkably stupid. Votes: 3
Mohammed Reza PahlaviThe Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say. Votes: 3
P. J. O'RourkeIt was almost forbidden in the Soviet Union to study the New Economic Policy. Votes: 3
Anatoly ChubaisGreat Britain provided time; the United States provided money and Soviet Russia provided blood. Votes: 3
Joseph StalinI feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches. Votes: 3
Mohammed Daoud KhanThroughout Soviet times, I understood what was really happening in the world around me. Votes: 3
Lennart MeriIn America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job! Votes: 3
Yakov SmirnoffIn Soviet-Russia the Jew is forging the tool with which he wants to enslave Europe. Votes: 3
Julius StreicherI was stopped in the dense Soviet wood by bandits who called themselves my judges. Votes: 3
Osip MandelstamWojtyla was a warrior, who did more to end the Soviet Union than even America. Votes: 3
Oriana FallaciThe much greater crimes of the Soviet Gulags occurred over decades and cost millions of lives. Votes: 3
Jean-Marie Le PenI've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations. Votes: 3
Matt StoneThe only conflict that is possible in Soviet culture is the conflict between good and best. Votes: 3
Andrei ZhdanovI see the collapse of the Soviet Union as a great tragedy of the XX century. Votes: 3
Vladimir PutinI always felt that the Cubans were being pushed into the Soviet Bloc by American policy. Votes: 3
Lee Harvey OswaldI am lucky, .. that the popular sport in the Soviet Union was chess and not baseball. Votes: 3
Garry KasparovA likely source for terrorists seeking to buy or steal nuclear materials is the former Soviet Union. Votes: 3
Lee H. HamiltonThe miracle of Grenada is how quickly the Cuban workers beat their plowshares into Soviet AK-47s. Votes: 3
William CohenDuring the Soviet era, private ownership was a crime punishable with up to five years in prison. Votes: 3
Anatoly ChubaisIn those years, it was easier to win the Soviet Championship than a game against 'Iron Tigran'. Votes: 3
Lev PolugaevskyHistory knows no greater display of courage than that shown by the people of the Soviet Union. Votes: 3
Henry L. StimsonI came out of the Soviet Union no longer a communist, because I believed in personal freedom. Votes: 3
Rose Wilder LaneIn America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! Votes: 3
Yakov SmirnoffIf we have a thousand bamboo spears, there's nothing to worry about a war with the Soviet Union. Votes: 3
Sadao ArakiOr you can be like the Soviet Union, start out with ideals, and end up ceasing to exist. Votes: 3
Steve EarleI am a Soviet man, and Yeltsin is a Soviet man - maybe our grandchildren will be different. Votes: 3
Alexander LebedThe first gold medal we had won for the Soviet Union. This one we won for each other. Votes: 3
Ekaterina GordeevaBy now it is evident that the Soviet Union must gain control of Europe to maintain its empire. Votes: 3
Barbara AmielThey said Reagan was too dangerous. It was Reagan who ended the Soviet Union without firing a shot. Votes: 3
Rush LimbaughThe Ukraine has a long history of either being part of the Soviet Union or within that sphere. Votes: 3
Rand PaulThe demise of the American empire will be no more regretted than the demise of the Soviet empire. Votes: 3
Chalmers JohnsonThey said Reagan was too dangerous. It was Reagan who ended the Soviet Union without firing a shot. Votes: 3
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodThis bill reminds me of the tactics of the former Soviet Union and we know how successful that was. Votes: 3
Virginia FoxxSoviet power is a new type of state in which there is no bureacracy, no police, no standing army. Votes: 3
Vladimir LeninWhen I decided to go to a country that subsidized music, I went to the Soviet Union for two years. Votes: 3
Alex NorthMy mom grew up in the Soviet Bloc, and she was a Tiger Mom. We didn't get away with much. Votes: 3
Ivanka TrumpThere (in the Soviet Union) it was a science. In order to be a coach, you had to study in school. Votes: 3
Gabe PolskyI grew up a little girl in the Soviet Union playing at a small sports club. Tennis gave me my life. Votes: 3
Anna KournikovaPeople in Russia say that those who do not regret the collapse of the Soviet Union have no heart, and those that do regret it have no brain. Votes: 3 Vladimir Putin
The Russian drama began at the end of 1991, when the Soviet Union mercifully ended. Russia and 14 other new countries emerged from the ruins of the Soviet Union. Every one of those 15 new states faced a profound historical, economic, financial, social and political challenge. Votes: 1 Jeffrey Sachs
I think if German literature could survive the '40s and Russian literature could survive Sovietism, American literature can survive Google. Votes: 1 Joshua Cohen
In the event of a victory over Germany by Soviet Russia and England, Bolshevism in Europe would inevitably follow. Under these circumstances I would prefer to see Germany win the war. Votes: 8 Pierre Laval