Quotes about Spaghetti

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. Votes: 8

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles. Votes: 8

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. Votes: 6

I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot. Votes: 6

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. Votes: 6

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movie. Votes: 6

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. Votes: 6

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. Votes: 6

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this. Votes: 6

In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans. Votes: 6

American slavery was not a Sergio Leone Spaghetti Western. It was a holocaust. My ancestors are slaves. Stolen from Africa. I will honor them. Votes: 6

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. You can't - you can't do that. Votes: 6

My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A big pot of spaghetti and sauce, some warm French bread - works all the time. I think I've been eating pasta for 26 years. Votes: 6

I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I just go one god further. Votes: 6

I think that my interpretation of Italian was a lot more southern than what my husband cooks. You know, I grew up in Queens and in Brooklyn, and we - really, it's more southern. It's Naples and Sicily. It's heavier. It's over-spiced. And like most Americans, I thought spaghetti and meatballs was genius. Votes: 6

Italians love sun, sin, and spaghetti. Votes: 4

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti. Votes: 4

It's fascinating to travel around Italy and realize just how many different ways they make spaghetti. Votes: 4

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. Votes: 4

We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Votes: 4

How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh. Votes: 4

I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine. Votes: 4

I think my character's getting to the point where he can't even eat spaghetti with red sauce anymore, where he has horrible nightmares, he can't sleep anymore. Votes: 4

Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame. Votes: 4

The great networks are there to prove that ideas can be canned like spaghetti. If everything ends up by tasting like everything else, is that not the evidence that it has been properly cooked? Votes: 4

In other countries, art and literature are left to a lot of shabby bums living in attics and feeding on booze and spaghetti, but in America the successful writer or picture-painter is indistinguishable from any other decent businessman. Votes: 4

The thing that influenced me most in relation to 'Nanny McPhee' were the Westerns I watched with my father. All the Spaghetti Westerns; all the Virginians; all the High Chaparrals. Because if you think about the form, it's a stranger from out of town. Votes: 4

Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who lost the knob off the TV set six years ago, who got punished for teasing the dog when he wasn't teasing the dog and who had to wear girls boots the last time it snowed. Votes: 4

Spaghetti is no food for fighters, Votes: 3

Spaghetti Westerns are really brutal and operatic with a surreal quality to the violence. Votes: 3

I was trying to do like a Spaghetti Western but using World War II iconography. Votes: 3

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. Votes: 3

most of us happily disavow fairies, astrology and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, without first immersing ourselves in books of Pastafarian theology etc. Votes: 3

I was too thin. I was working all the time, not eating at home. Spaghetti bolognese on planes. Ugh. Now most of my meals I cook for myself with organic ingredients. Votes: 3

All the PHP code I've seen in that experience has been messy, unmaintainable crap. Spaghetti SQL wrapped in spaghetti PHP wrapped in spaghetti HTML, replicated in slightly-varying form in dozens of places. Votes: 3

Spaghetti is good with ranch, and spaghetti is good with sugar. You put all of that together and make a sandwich out of it and you get greatness. People shouldn't judge unless they try it. Votes: 3

We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But, like those other fantasies that we can't disprove, we can say that God is very, very improbable. Votes: 3

I always knew I wanted to do a Western. And trying to think of what that would be, I always figured that if I did a Western, it would have a lot of the aesthetics of Spaghetti Westerns, because I really like them. Votes: 3

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. Votes: 2

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. Votes: 2

I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast... but it's in moderation now. Votes: 2

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. Votes: 2

People may not know this about me, but I've always loved cooking. My favorite thing to cook is my mom's spicy spaghetti. Votes: 2

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. Votes: 2

My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5'8" and weighed 165 pounds. Votes: 2

The kid who throws his spaghetti from the high chair onto his father's face, he's pushing back. He's sticking it to the man as he sees it. I like that. So that is punk. Votes: 2

My style has been nurtured over time. It's more about knowing what doesn't suit you. I love suits and anything sharp, and I know that shape suits me. I don't feel feminine in floaty dresses with spaghetti straps - I feel more like Freddie Mercury in drag. Votes: 2

I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta. Votes: 2

My Italian granny and my mother made great spaghetti, but it wasn't a kind of southern Italian, Godfather-esque kind of thing - it was a wonderful, big mixing pot of all kinds of people - when you came home from school and your mum wasn't in, there were lots of people you could go to. Votes: 2

Ready...set-y...spaghetti! Votes: 0

Man, who don't like spaghetti? Votes: 0

I wanna see a snake eat spaghetti. Votes: 0

You don't have a man, you need spaghetti. Votes: 0

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them. Votes: 0

Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti. Votes: 0

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization! Votes: 0

There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti. Votes: 0

There is no perfect spaghetti sauce. There are perfect spaghetti sauces. Votes: 0

When faced with something I fear, I tend to eat spaghetti. Votes: 0

The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre. Votes: 0

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it. Votes: 0

I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti! Votes: 0

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. Votes: 0

If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti. Votes: 0

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing. Votes: 0

Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball. Votes: 0

When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti. Votes: 0

I like thick or middle (spaghetti). Thin for me is always overcooked by the time I'm eating it. Votes: 0

Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes. Votes: 0

I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool. Votes: 0

Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together. The only way to have a friend is to be one. Votes: 0

On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce. Votes: 0

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. Votes: 0

You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could resist." She snarled. Heh. Votes: 0

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing. Votes: 0

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. Votes: 0

I like spaghetti because you don't have to take your eyes off the book to pick about among it, it's all the same. Votes: 0

Hollywood cools, and when it cools you have to go to where the work is. I ran off to Italy to do spaghetti westerns. Votes: 0

A rat called Possible New Strain was sitting under a spaghetti strainer held down with a pile of journalism textbooks, saying rude things in rat-speak. Votes: 0

It is a very great mistake to suppose, as a few English cooks still do, that spaghetti and macaroni should be soaked in water before cooking. Votes: 0

Anything?" She laughed. "Like what kind of anything did you want?" "Well, when I was five, I wanted to take a bath in spaghetti." -Clary & Jace, pg.310- Votes: 0

That's why they have menus in restaurants, you know. I like steak, somebody else likes spaghetti. That's why they have menus in restaurants. It's a great world. Votes: 0

My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti. Votes: 0

Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up. Votes: 0

The spaghetti sauce is a good thing to think about. Morning, noon, and night, think about the spaghetti sauce. Think about hustling other people to buy the spaghetti sauce. Votes: 0

That night he ate so much spaghetti, Mom said he was in danger of turning into a big noodle, which made him laugh so hard, he fell out of his chair. Votes: 0

Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse. Votes: 0

Well, I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I mean, I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. Votes: 0

Growing up at my grandmother's table, she always had rice. She might do something as exotic as potatoes or spaghetti, but there was still always rice, just in case you needed a little rice fix. Votes: 0

I say to my industrialist friends, when you have guests from out of town, I don't care how important they are, you should feed them the essence of Italian culture: spaghetti, bread and olive oil. Votes: 0