Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Votes: 8
Evan EsarStatistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination. Votes: 8
Vin ScullyThere are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up. Votes: 7
Rex StoutStatistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. Votes: 4
George Bernard ShawStatisticians, like artists, have the bad habit of falling in love with their models. Votes: 4
George E. P. BoxThe best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard. Votes: 4
John TukeyTo understand God's thoughts, one must study statistics, for these are the measure of His purpose. Votes: 4
Florence NightingaleStatistics, likelihoods, and probabilities mean everything to men, nothing to God. Votes: 3
Richelle E. GoodrichStatistics began as the systematic study of quantitative facts about the state. Votes: 3
Ian HackingStatistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. Votes: 3
Alphonse Allais[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics. Votes: 3
Evan EsarOne more fagot of these adamantine bandages is the new science of Statistics. Votes: 3
Ralph Waldo EmersonStatistics are like miniskirts: They give you good ideas but hide the important things. Votes: 3
Ebbe SkovdahlStatistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio. Votes: 3
Demetri MartinStatistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people. Votes: 3
Jay LenoStatistics say that I'm supposed to be in jail. And I'm not supposed to be alive. Votes: 3
Tyler PerryStatistics do not convey emotion. They shock us for a minute or two, and then we click again. Votes: 3
Madeleine M. KuninStatistics are like women; mirrors of purest virtue and truth, or like whores to use as one pleases. Votes: 3
Theodor BillrothIf your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment. Votes: 2
Ernest RutherfordIt is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. Votes: 2
George Bernard ShawWe all know that Americans love their statistics - in sport, obviously. And in finance too. Votes: 2
Evan DavisThere are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics. Votes: 2
Josefina Vazquez MotaIndividuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician. Votes: 1
Arthur Conan Doyle...that realisation that I was the oddity, the statistical probability, life was predictable. Votes: 1
Ruth DugdallA small sample, we repeat, is rarely the big scientific problem. Interpretation is. Votes: 1
Stephen Thomas ZiliakBaseball is a soap opera that lends itself to probabilistic thinking. [Dick Cramer] Votes: 1
Michael LewisIf you torture statistics long enough, they'll eventually confess the truth Votes: 0
Alan K. SimpsonAccording to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Votes: 0
Ashleigh BrilliantThe Democrats' response throughout the healthcare debate? Give the people more statistics. Votes: 0
Simon Sinek"I was counting the waves", replied Amory gravely, "I'm going in for statistics". Votes: 0
F. Scott FitzgeraldThe essential feature of statistics is a prudent and systematic ignoring of details. Votes: 0
Erwin SchrodingerHe uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. Votes: 0
Romano ProdiI rely far more on gut instinct than researching huge amounts of statistics. Votes: 0
Richard BransonThe type of measure used placed constraints on which statistics can be used. Votes: 0
Stanley Smith StevensIf we knew about the real facts and statistics of mortality, we'd be terrified. Votes: 0
Vilayanur S. RamachandranStories are more than compelling facts. People remember stories more than they remember statistics. Votes: 0
Soledad O'BrienThe same set of statistics can produce opposite conclusions at different levels of aggregation. Votes: 0
Thomas SowellIts important not to focus so much on the statistics, but [on people's] perceptions. Votes: 0
Federico PenaOur children and grandchildren are not merely statistics towards which we can be indifferent. Votes: 0
John F. KennedyIf we knew about the real facts and statistics of mortality, wed be terrified. Votes: 0
Vilayanur S. RamachandranQuantum mechanics, with its leap into statistics, has been a mere palliative for our ignorance Votes: 0
Rene ThomWe fed the public a line of deceit, dishonesty, a fabrication of statistics and figures. Votes: 0
Bernard NathansonWhen babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear. Votes: 0
Patricia K. KuhlI only use statistics to reinforce what I already think, or if it's something unusual. Votes: 0
Dean SmithYou believe in God or statistics or the way your narrative differs from other people. Votes: 0
Elizabeth McCrackenSoftware breaks before it bends, so it demands perfection in a universe that prefers statistics. Votes: 0
Jaron LanierRefuse the council of despair! Don't live by the statistics, live according to the prophetic word! Votes: 0
Lou EngleIt is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Votes: 0
Fletcher KnebelThe customer is usually wrong, but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so Votes: 0
Aleister CrowleyBaseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. Votes: 0
Toby HarrahBe able to analyze statistics, which can be used to support or undercut almost any argument. Votes: 0
Marilyn vos SavantIn terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is. Votes: 0
Norm MacDonaldDespite the dubious statistics "¦ democracy is a thing of value for which we should be fighting. Votes: 0
Rory StewartHe uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination. Votes: 0
Andrew LangThere are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics. Votes: 0
Caitlin MoranFairy tales lie just as much as statistics do, but sometimes you can find a grain of truth in them. Votes: 0
Sergei LukyanenkoI think statistics go in one ear and out the other. All of us respond to stories more than numbers. Votes: 0
Koren ZailckasDo we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics. Votes: 3 Bill James
! want to leverage the creativity of researchers across mathematics, statistics, data mining, computer science, biology, medicine, and the public at large. Votes: 1 Tan Le
If we knew about the real facts and statistics of mortality, we'd be terrified. Votes: 4 Vilayanur S. Ramachandran