I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever. Votes: 2
Brian CelioMy father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. Votes: 2
Chevy ChaseTo Chloe's breast young Cupid slily stole, But he crept in at Myra's pocket-hole. Votes: 0
William BlakeLast Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. Votes: 0
Terry AldertonHello...911? I'd like to report a robbery, looks like Trish and Tomko stole the show! Votes: 0
Trish StratusHappy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate. Votes: 0
Bo Burnhamjust then a bee bumbled above us and stole our attention the way flying things can Votes: 0
Douglas CouplandWomen are the holders of all knowledge, everything a man knows he stole from a woman. Votes: 0
Bill MollisonNature is hungry. It is ready to take back what the man stole from it by living. Votes: 0
Isaac MarionI never stole nuttin' unless it began with an 'A' - A truck, a car, a payroll...! Votes: 0
Rocky GrazianoI am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Votes: 0
Denise RichardsMy teachers could have easily ridden with Jesse James for all the time they stole from me. Votes: 0
Richard BrautiganI don't care that they stole my idea . . I care that they don't have any of their own Votes: 0
Nikola TeslaI only sing in my church choir. Except the other night, I stole the show at karaoke night. Votes: 0
Taylor SwiftI once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. Votes: 0
Woody AllenYou stole a boat,â she snapped. âWhat am I doing with you, you boat-stealing lunatic? Votes: 0
Cassandra ClarePeople say I stole a lot of bases. I stole the bases for a reason. I crossed the plate. Votes: 0
Rickey HendersonShe stole my heart, like a pickpocket. And when my wallet also went missing, I knew it was love. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI've loved you since the day I stole the atlas for you," Gabriel says, because he thinks I'm asleep. Votes: 0
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