The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all. Votes: 3
Pauly ShoreI wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. Votes: 2
Mitch HedbergCease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. Votes: 2
HoraceNot a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. Votes: 0
Chris RockProfitable bookstores sell books. Unprofitable book sellers store books. Votes: 0
Mokokoma MokhonoanaLas Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. Votes: 0
Hunter S. ThompsonOrange blossom water would make a magical addition to your store cupboard. Votes: 0
Yotam OttolenghiCalifornia, the department-store state. The most of everything and the best of nothing. Votes: 0
Raymond ChandlerOne must realise his Self in order to open the store of unalloyed happiness. Votes: 0
Ramana MaharshiTraditionally, the sample is always better than the stock you deliver to the store. Votes: 0
Calvin KleinMakes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%. Votes: 0
Eddie GriffinI've lived in the Hamptons since 1978, when I first bought my store Barefoot Contessa. Votes: 0
Ina GartenEveryone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand. Votes: 0
Jonathan CarrollI'm not auditioning to play convenience-store clerks. I don't see any benefit in that. Votes: 0
Adhir KalyanThe NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies. Votes: 0
Rush LimbaughWhen life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible. Votes: 0
Grace HelbigMy family owns a music store in Claremont, California, called The Claremont Folk Music Center. Votes: 0
Ben HarperIntelligence is not the ability to store information, but to know where to find it. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinMy town was even smaller. Only six hundred people. We didn't have a grocery store. Votes: 0
PJ HarveyI was just this video-store guy and now I was actually making movies and stuff. Votes: 0
Quentin TarantinoNike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it. Votes: 0
Dov DavidoffSex and the City changed New York-New York's become a big shoe store now, unfortunately. Votes: 0
Chris NothKnow how to effectively voice a complaint or make a claim at a retail store. Votes: 0
Marilyn vos SavantA book store is a treasure chest. Every time you walk in one, you strike gold. Votes: 0
Regina BrettLeuconoe, close the book of fate, For troubles are in store, . . . . Live today, tomorrow is not. Votes: 0
HoraceI'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldOptimists are childish; they even believe they can find an ice cream store in the hell! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanThere is no place where we can safely store worn-out reactors or their garbage. No place! Votes: 0
David R. BrowerThis stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store. Votes: 0
Woody AllenWhen you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultWho sees pale Mammom pine amidst his store, Sees but a backward steward for the poor. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeDon't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning. Votes: 0
Oscar WildeNot, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store. Votes: 0
Jordan SonnenblickThe store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanI want to solve a climbing problem in the mountains, not in the sporting goods store. Votes: 0
Reinhold MessnerI went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. Votes: 0
Jay LondonDon't get stuck in your grieving, look to heaven ... God has more in store for you. Votes: 0
Mario Daniel VegaSome people meet people in the grocery store, but I get my tomatoes and I'm out. Votes: 0
Ryan SeacrestThe Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. Votes: 0
Jodi PicoultI'm no sexual siren. I see prettier girls than me in the grocery store every day. Votes: 0
Markie PostThe fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. Votes: 0
Kin HubbardThere is no good in store so long as malice and jealousy and egotism will prevail. Votes: 0
Swami VivekanandaPosterity makes the judgments. There are going to be a lot of surprises in store for everybody. Votes: 0
Irwin ShawYou have eaten a meal dangerously seasoned. [You have laid up a grief in store for yourself.] Votes: 0
PlautusChristians should be like a flower store: the odor of sanctity should betray them wherever they are. Votes: 0
Henry Ward BeecherSometimes I wonder how normal normal people are, and I wonder that most in the grocery store. Votes: 0
Elizabeth MoonI never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me. Votes: 0
Terry ZwigoffI miss the experience of walking into a record store and find old stuff without expecting to. Votes: 0
Mark HoppusAll I really want to do today is go to the book store, drink coffee and read. Votes: 0
Ann Marie FrohoffIt is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultJack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. Votes: 0
Lyndon B. JohnsonFor those who are willing to make an effort, great miracles and wonderful treasures are in store. Votes: 0
Isaac Bashevis SingerThe really great thing about my shoe store is that there's not one dead animal in it. Votes: 0
Stella McCartneyI just staunchly bought one frame during a two-for-one frame sale and barely left the store alive. Votes: 0
Dana GouldIdeas reflect the moment, and so you have to use them. If you store ideas, they wither. Votes: 0
Brian EnoDon't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something. Votes: 0
Kin HubbardIf I have a problem, it is this: there is a store where everything costs a dollar. Votes: 0
Gary LutzI'm not really a girl who likes to go out to lunch or cocktails or store openings. Votes: 0
Vera WangI'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things. Votes: 0
Lady GagaSign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. Votes: 0
Dave BarryWhatever deceptions life may have in store for you, music itself is not going to let you down. Votes: 0
Virgil ThomsonIt is by serving God and others that we store up heavenly treasures. Everyone gains; no one loses. Votes: 0
Randy AlcornGuns started flying off store shelves just as soon as the black Democrat moved into the White House. Votes: 0
Mike CooleyTo have loved, to have been made happy thus, / What better fate has life in store for us? Votes: 0
Arthur SymonsBig Brother is home. He is installed in the item you just dragged home from the Apple store. Votes: 0
Julian AssangeIf one of our customers comes into the store without a smile, I'll give them one of mine. Votes: 0
Sam WaltonI was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog. Votes: 0
Beverley MitchellFor easy things, that may be got at will, Most sorts of men do set but little store. Votes: 0
Edmund SpenserA lot of people in line at the grocery store think that they know me, but they don't. Votes: 0
Zosia MametTaking a child to the toy store is the nearest thing to a death wish parents can have. Votes: 0
Fred G. GosmanIt takes more than going down to the video store and renting "Easy Rider" to be a rebel. Votes: 0
Dennis HopperI can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinNo amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart. Votes: 0
F. Scott FitzgeraldPreferring to store her money in the stomachs of the needy rather than hide it in a purse. Votes: 0
St. JeromeI love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need. Votes: 0
Thomas Haden ChurchI store away my experiences and don't feel really happy until I've found a way to write about them. Votes: 0
Len DeightonI felt the mask crumple, the great poisonous store of corrosive ashes begin to spew out of my mouth. Votes: 0
Sylvia PlathThey are perfect; how else?-they shall never change: We are faulty; why not?-we have time in store. Votes: 0
Robert BrowningEvery jacket I make has interior pockets big enough to store a book and a sandwich and a passport. Votes: 0
Rick OwensYou can only analyze the data you have. Be strategic about what to gather and how to store it Votes: 0
Marie CurieWe should lay in a store of food, but never of pleasures; these should be gathered day by day. Votes: 0
Ninon de L'EnclosYou don't know what it is to store up a lot of details and then come upon something real. Votes: 0
Carson McCullersI went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. Votes: 0
Steven WrightOther kids would take their parents to the toy store and I'd take my mom to the record store. Votes: 0
Daron MalakianWhen I was quite young, she was working in a hardware store, so I grew up knowing about hardware. Votes: 0
Elizabeth MoonYou can set off bells when you walk out of a drugstore or department store with a tagged item. Votes: 0
Frank MurkowskiEverything in God's store is on the bottom shelf...you have to get on your knees to get it. Votes: 0
Robert CollierI can't walk in a toy store in a foreign country without seeing a kid with a minion backpack. Votes: 0
Pierre CoffinAt the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror? Votes: 0
Jay LenoI used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go. Votes: 0
Ziggy MarleyI used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. Votes: 0
Steven WrightI love the classic crooners, but I got that from my mother - she worked in a record store. Votes: 0
Tori AmosCynicism is cheap - you can buy it at any Monoprix store - it's built into all poor-quality goods. Votes: 0
Graham GreeneThe key to success is to get out into the store and listen to what the associates have to say. Votes: 0
Sam WaltonAfter I won the Tony Award, the film floodgates opened, so I was like a kid in a candy store. Votes: 0
Dan FoglerI don't know too many people because I stay at my house, I write songs, I go to the store. Votes: 0
Jules ShearI don't sleep very much. I really like to work, though. I feel like a kid in a candy store. Votes: 0
Donnie WahlbergI grew up with this kind of grocery store that caters to the poor. They serve you the worst food Votes: 0
Sandra CisnerosWhen I think of the happiness that is in store for me, every sorrow, every pain becomes dear to me. Votes: 0
Francis of AssisiIf you wish to make Pythocles rich, do not add to his store of money, but subtract from his desires. Votes: 0
EpicurusI think it'd be great to own a fun concept store with my friends and just sell books and records. Votes: 0
Tavi GevinsonNinety percent of the day is working out. Sometimes I get my nails done and go to the grocery store. Votes: 0
Lindsey VonnHe who will lose a present good for one in expectation hath some wit, but a small store of wisdom. Votes: 0
Bias of PrieneI had only two jobs my entire life Taco Bell for six months and Kroger's Food store for one day! Votes: 0
Dante HallH is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera. Votes: 0
Marlene DietrichThe thing is, I don't want to be sold to when I walk into a store. I want to be welcomed. Votes: 0
Angela AhrendtsOne side of the street is a Church; across the road is a liquor store. Both of 'em keepin us poor. Votes: 0
Chuck DIf you go into a store, with a gun, and rob it, you have forfeited your right to not get shot Votes: 0
Joe DetersWhen I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? Votes: 0
Steven WrightIf you want to get things you can't buy in a store, you have to do things never thought of before. Votes: 0
Dr. SeussI went to school on a military base in Germany. I got a lot of my clothes at the army surplus store. Votes: 0
Debby RyanI tell people all the time I want to be buried naked. I know there will be a store where I'm going. Votes: 0
Nan KempnerBelief is a very peculiar thing: we tend to put more store in a belief we like than a fact we hate. Votes: 0
Stephen TobolowskyJulie Christie, I used to hang out with her. She was friends with Richard Pryor and Warren Beatty and all of them. There was a club in Beverly Hills called the Candy Store, a private club. I used to hang out with them all. Votes: 3 Paul Mooney
Chinese people, young people, they don't go shopping a lot in department stores. All department store guys hate me. They say business is bad because of Jack. Votes: 2 Jack Ma
I grew up in rural Arizona. My dad ran a general store. Votes: 3 Ann Kirkpatrick
When you go to the grocery store, you find that the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest - the added sugars and fats in processed foods. Votes: 2 Michael Pollan
I have a very difficult time describing my music. Because I run into people in the hardware store and they go, 'Oh, you're a musician. So what kind of music do you play?' And I go, 'Uh, I've been doin' this for many years - I don't know what to call it.' Votes: 3 Les Claypool
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Votes: 3 Rodney Dangerfield
The Independent Record Store is the reason why i STILL do music...It seems like they're the only ones that Really care about the real music lovers...we need them...they're our balance to all of the music we are FORCED to listen to...they're the only ones that may still suggest something NEW and FRESH instead of just what's popular. Votes: 3 DJ Jazzy Jeff
I worked in fashion, but I worked more in the sales side of fashion than in design. I was an assistant buyer for a department store back in the '70s and the early years of Saint Laurent. And I used to have a lot of private clients that I bought for. Votes: 1 Colleen Atwood
I don't know too many people because I stay at my house, I write songs, I go to the store. Votes: 1 Jules Shear