Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Votes: 6
George CarlinYou're stuck with being yourself, so the important thing is to find people who like that. Votes: 4
Andrew DaviesProcrastination is One of those Excuses, Born of Fear, that we Use to Keep Ourselves Stuck Votes: 3
Wayne DyerStuck in speed bump city/Where the only thing that's pretty/Is the thought of getting out, Votes: 3
Jake BuggWhen I'm stuck for a closing to a lyric, I will drag out my last resort: overwhelming illogic. Votes: 2
David BowieModern allopathic medicine is the only major science stuck in the pre-Einstein era. Votes: 0
Charlotte GersonTrying and getting hurt can't possibly be worse for you than being... stuck. Votes: 0
Eliezer YudkowskyWithout computers we will be stuck only proving theorems that have short proofs. Votes: 0
Kenneth AppelIf your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride. Votes: 0
John ScalziQuick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks. Votes: 0
Ellen DeGeneresI'm heavily medicated yet happily manic, I've been stuck on hypo mania for years. Votes: 0
Stanley Victor PaskavichWe will get them stuck in the mud and we will certainly defeat them. Votes: 0
Mohammed Saeed al-SahafDon't get stuck on small. Don't stop dreaming, reaching and enhancing what you have. Votes: 0
T. D. JakesWithout aspirations for a better existence, you're stuck in the mud and going nowhere. Votes: 0
Kimora Lee SimmonsWhat payoff are you getting for remaining stuck at this point in your expansion? Votes: 0
Julia CameronPeople think that I'm haughty and stuck up, but really I'm just very shy. Votes: 0
Laurence FishburneI remember watching Looney Tunes cartoons and having the music stuck in my head. Votes: 0
Petra HadenI think intelligence is usually sexy until it becomes irritating. After that, you're stuck. Votes: 0
Jim ParsonsScientists are stuck in this belief that we tell people probabilities, not absolute answers. Votes: 0
Stephen SchneiderWhatever you accept completely, you go beyond. If you fight it, you're stuck with it. Votes: 0
Eckhart TolleWhen a woman acts as though she's capable of everything, she gets stuck doing everything. Votes: 0
Sherry ArgovYeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. Votes: 0
Dwayne JohnsonIf Hitler hadn't turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too. Votes: 0
Ann CoulterI like writing different types of music. I don't like being stuck into one thing. Votes: 0
Sky FerreiraIf you are playing repertoire material, you're stuck. There's not huge amounts you can do. Votes: 0
Robert FrippDon't be stuck in a life that's not yours just because of a bad habit Votes: 0
Constance Chuks FridayWe are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. Votes: 0
Douglas AdamsThe New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. Votes: 0
James RandiNature did not put whales on this earth to splash kids while stuck in a pen. Votes: 0
Jane Velez-MitchellMoses and the crooked snake... that turned into a stuck, that was actually a disintegrator pistol. Votes: 0
L. Ron HubbardIf you're going to be stuck somewhere forever, you might as well be around good people! Votes: 0
Valerie JuneWe're all stuck between the realm of our desires, their possibilities and the realities of life. Votes: 0
Huseyn RazaI love shooting French films because I don't have to stick with being sophisticated or stuck-up. Votes: 0
Kristin Scott ThomasIntelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places. Votes: 0
Garrison KeillorYou know, when you've established a certain thing, what can you do? You're stuck with it. Votes: 0
George ShearingNever assume that you're stuck with the way things are. Life changes, and so can you. Votes: 0
Ralph MarstonThe men who have succeeded are men who have chosen one line and stuck to it. Votes: 0
Andrew CarnegiePersonally, I am stuck with one foot in the past and one foot in the present. Votes: 0
Anthony KiedisFear is the glue that keeps you stuck. Faith is the solvent that sets you free. Votes: 0
Shannon L. AlderIf you get stuck to the committed path then... this wall has to be.. KNOCKED DOWN!! Votes: 0
Yoshiki NakamuraThe New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. Votes: 0
James RandiDon't get stuck in your grieving, look to heaven ... God has more in store for you. Votes: 0
Mario Daniel VegaIf you find yourself stuck in the middle there is only one way to go, forward. Votes: 0
Richard BransonHe bores me. He ought to have stuck to his flying machine. [On Leonardo Da Vinci] Votes: 0
Pierre-Auguste RenoirLike most dancers, I love lip stains! We hate gloss because hair gets stuck in it. Votes: 0
Heather MorrisI challenge myself to take at least one fashion risk a day, otherwise I get stuck. Votes: 0
Emma StoneThe problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. Votes: 0
Greg GutfeldBut once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script. Votes: 0
Dick Van DykeHe had electric blue hair that had stuck around his head like tendrils of a startled octopus. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareSometimes I have something stuck in my head and that directs the rhyme that I'm writing with. Votes: 0
Courtney BarnettI haven't gotten stuck with something because I just keep going, and I keep doing different things. Votes: 0
Lili TaylorA lot of positive psychology is stuck in being the psychology of privilege, and I reject that. Votes: 0
Ariel GoreMy success wasn't so much due to intelligence, but the fact that I stuck with problems longer. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinI think it's very easy to get self-conscious and stuck when you're doing everything on your own. Votes: 0
Tove StyrkeMy father was a soccer player. All my friends played basketball though, so I stuck with basketball. Votes: 0
Steve NashEventually, everything gets stuck between a pair of parentheses or buried in the bottom of a trunk. Votes: 0
Carol ShieldsIf you know only one language, you're a prisoner, stuck in the tyranny of that one language. Votes: 0
Andrew CohenWhen you're stuck on something creatively, you can't solve a problem, you go to a coffee shop. Votes: 0
Eric WeinerSometimes I wish I could walk around with a HANDLE WITH CARE sign stuck to my forehead. Votes: 0
Elizabeth WurtzelEvery man is correct in asking God why he is stuck with himself, and his rotten luck. Votes: 0
William SaroyanYou're stuck in front of the microphone. You can't use your hands. I like to do things Votes: 0
Lita FordIn catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story Votes: 0
Greg GiraldoI stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed me bang in the face. Votes: 0
Langston HughesI have no modesty. Modesty is a learned affectation. It's like decal stuck up on a person. Votes: 0
Maya AngelouIf you get stuck, draw with a different pen. Change your tools; it may free your thinking. Votes: 0
Paul ArdenDon't fully trust anyone until he has stuck with a good cause which he saw was losing. Votes: 0
Morton BlackwellIf I get stuck doing comic-book films for the rest of my life, I'll be really happy. Votes: 0
Megan FoxMy wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldWe have to look forward and keep filming new films and not get stuck in the past. Votes: 0
Nick ParkYou're stuck in front of the microphone. You can't use your hands. I like to do things. Votes: 0
Lita FordI like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways. Votes: 0
Zooey DeschanelIt's very rare that you just get stuck with the ball. You're going to get somebody open. Votes: 0
Marc BulgerI had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. Votes: 0
Rita RudnerEven Woodstock turned out to be a disaster. Everybody was stuck in the mud and people got sick. Votes: 0
Johnny RamistellaAn epigram is but a feeble thing - With straw in tail, stuck there by way of sting Votes: 0
William CowperWhen stress and anxiety have your system stuck in a brainstem loop? Reboot. It's I.T. for life! Votes: 0
Bill CrawfordHere I am, a Palestinian Arab who only knows how to write in Hebrew, stuck in central Illinois, Votes: 0
Sayed KashuaIt's our nature to be free, and until we're stuck in a stressful belief system, we're pretty happy. Votes: 0
Byron KatieThe more we want certain situations, the more we find ourself stuck in situations we do not want. Votes: 0
Geshe Kelsang GyatsoWhen I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. Votes: 0
Randall CobbAs a fortysomething actor, you reach a plateau of maturity from which you can really get stuck in. Votes: 0
Julian SandsI was a homely kid with freckles that came out every spring and stuck on me till Christmas. Votes: 0
Myrna LoyI like the pharmacy makeup. I always get stuck in that aisle... I've always liked looking at it. Votes: 0
Gia CoppolaThere's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something. Votes: 0
Peter KayIt might not be rational, but I am terrified of getting stuck in an elevator with a bear. Votes: 0
Dana GouldThe epitome of the human realm is to be stuck in a huge traffic jam of discursive thought. Votes: 0
Chogyam TrungpaAn epigram is but a feeble thing - With straw in tail, stuck there by way of sting. Votes: 0
William CowperJust once, I would like there to be something special about being the kid stuck in the middle. Votes: 0
Karen TayleurIn a conversation, the words can get stuck, I don't know what to say, I get very anxious. Votes: 0
Florence WelchI was really stuck in the whole Farah Fawcett hairdo long after it was past being in fashion. Votes: 0
Cindy MargolisNo object is stuck with its name so irrevocably that one cannot find another which suits it better. Votes: 0
Rene MagritteMy nickname is The Fonz. My sister Lori nicknamed me it when I was younger and it stuck. Votes: 0
Nicole AppletonIf you try to talk about yourself honestly when you're an actor, you come off as stuck on yourself. Votes: 0
Diane LaddI want people to notice my writing abilities are real and that I'm not just stuck in one situation. Votes: 0
R. KellyKnow what you want to do, because if you don't know what you want to do, you'll get stuck. Votes: 0
Michael Clarke DuncanI don't think there's such a thing as a bad emotion. The only bad emotion is a stuck emotion. Votes: 0
Rachel Naomi RemenThe war won't be over until the last spammer's head is stuck onto a spear at the city limits. Votes: 0
Paul VixieSo much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport. Votes: 0
Upamanyu ChatterjeeI mean, I've been given a terrific life by the audiences who stuck with me all over the world. Votes: 0
Don McLeanYou've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettI hated farm work. I always got stuck with the jobs my father and brother didn't want to do. Votes: 0
Travis HafnerBe doin artists in like Cain did Abel, Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table. Votes: 0
GZAThe people I'm stuck with in my life now aren't sucking the life out of me, they just suck. Votes: 0
Melina MarchettaThe girl gave him a look which ought to have stuck at least four inches out of his back. Votes: 0
Raymond ChandlerIf you see swarms of guys coming around you, you have to try and avoid being stuck on the kerb. Votes: 0
Michael EastIt makes you vulnerable to win an award. It's nice to get the attention, but your neck is stuck out. Votes: 0
Kate ChristensenAll things must end, and they do! You're only stuck in a place if you choose to stay stuck there. Votes: 0
Pegi YoungNext time you see a brother down Stop and pick him up, Cause you might be the next one stuck. Votes: 0
Grand PubaMy mother gave me one piece of advice that stuck with me. She said don't forget where you came from. Votes: 0
Eva LongoriaMy backside and my privates. I'm stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it. Votes: 0
Robert Newton PeckIf I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was. Votes: 0
Lenny BruceI still have wagon splinters stuck to my ass, from when my high school coach made me ride the bench. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzWell I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that. Votes: 0
Fran DrescherIt's not a sport you get famous at. If I wanted to be famous, I would have stuck with hockey. Votes: 0
Eric HeidenThe tragedy of this world is that no one is happy, whether stuck in a time of pain or joy. Votes: 0
Alan LightmanI don't know. I just feel stuck, like I'm afraid to take any steps, in case they're the wrong ones. Votes: 0
Rebecca SteadBeirut turned into a war zone in a matter of hours. We were stuck at home, the roads were blocked. Votes: 0
Nadine LabakiI wanted to put out a solo record because I was stuck on a major label and sick of it. Votes: 0
Shirley MansonI never saw movies I was in because my mom told me that would be prideful, being stuck on yourself. Votes: 0
Karolyn GrimesLeft all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue. Votes: 0
Al YankovicIn terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose. Votes: 0
George CarlinYouâve got to try and take things to the next level, or youâll just get stuck in a rut. Votes: 0
Ozzy OsbourneTo be famous is to be stuck in an inflexible place. But at least it is to be stuck with money. Votes: 0
Spalding GrayI am not a science fiction writer. I am a fantasy writer. But the label got put on me and stuck. Votes: 0
Ray BradburyI was christened Edward. My sister gave me the name Bear when I was a week old and it has stuck. Votes: 0
Bear GryllsAnd I'm stuck in it with no way out. I love you, and I can't stop, and you don't even care! Votes: 0
Amanda HockingI put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it needed to cool down a bit. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzIn the end, Leck should have stuck to his lies. For it was the truth he almost told that killed him. Votes: 0
Kristin CashoreIn the crazy world of touring, if something gets stuck at customs, I can do a show with just my amp! Votes: 0
Kerry KingSet me up, wet me up, niggas stuck me up... Heard the guns bust, but you tricks never shut me up. Votes: 0
Tupac ShakurMy music is a direct reflection of the eclectic person I am. I don't like to be stuck in an R&B box. Votes: 0
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