Quotes about Stupid
IT'S EVEN HARDER IF
YOU'RE STUPID.
-JOHN WAYNE
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STUPID
The probability
of somebody
watching you is
proportional to
the stupidity of
your actions
Stop. Think. Think some more.
You never know who may be watching.
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WITH STUPIDITY
BUT NOT WITH
THOSE WHO ARE
PROUD OF IT.
Eith Sifrvell
InspirationBoostcom
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Joe Biden: Now, people when I say that look at me
and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're
telling me we have to go spend money to keep from
going bankrupt?' The answer is yes, that's what I'm
telling you.
Politifake.org
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personal
achievement
which
transcends
national
boundaries.
Albert Einstein
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strength to walk away
from stupid people
without slapping them.
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NEVER ARGUE WITH STUPID PEOPLE,
THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN
To THEIR LEVEL AND THEN
BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE,
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there would be no religious people."
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OLD AND WISE,
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HAVE TO BE
YOUNG AND STUPID.
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DONT
PLAY
STUPID
WITH ME,
1M BETTER
AT IT
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Hank Johnson: My fear is that the whole island (of
Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip
over and capsize.
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knowing the truth,
seeing the truth
but still believing
in lies.
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people, they will drag you
down to their level and then
beat you with experience.
—Mark Twain
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Bill Cosby
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Benjamin Franklin
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STUPID
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a people person,
I'm just not a
stupid people person.
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(1879-1955)
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G,
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a
fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its
whole life believing that it is stupid."
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a people person,
I'm just not a
stupid people person.
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Joe Biden: Now, people when I say that look at me
and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're
telling me we have to go spend money to keep from
going bankrupt?' The answer is yes, that's what I'm
telling you.
Politifake.org
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Stupid: Knowing
seeing
the truth,
the truth, but still
believing the lies n
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WITH STUPIDITY
BUT NOT WITH
THOSE WHO ARE
PROUD OF IT.
Edith Sitwell
In*rationBoostcom
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STUPIDB
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STUPID PEOPLE
WE WOULD HAVE NO
ONE TO LAUGH AT
Take the time and thank a stupid
person for their contribution.
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Denap
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no stupid
question:
stupid people
don t ask
questions.
Olivia •
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tell you this. You have
one of the most
severe cases of
terminal stupidity I have
ever diagnosed. There is no
cure.
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Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? Votes: 4
Rick SantorumCongratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken. Votes: 4
Yogi BerraEvery month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs. Votes: 4
Nancy PelosiWith fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon. Votes: 4
Albert EinsteinConservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. Votes: 2
John Stuart MillScientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. Votes: 2
Dave BarryIt is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Votes: 2
Ralph Waldo EmersonThe trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. Votes: 2
Bertrand RussellI wouldn't say I'm a feminist, but I don't like girls pretending to be stupid because it's easier. Votes: 2
Amy WinehouseWhen a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. Votes: 2
George Bernard ShawNothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand. Votes: 0
Jean Francois Paul de GondiYou don't have to be brilliant. It's enough to become progressively less stupid.
Marshall B. RosenbergNobody is exempt from saying stupid things, the harm is to do it presumptuously.
Michel de MontaigneSurely nothing has to listen to so many stupid remarks as a painting in a museum.
Edmond de GoncourtCrime is stupid, lazy and weak. You can only exploit it and make money out of it.
Gregory David RobertsThat's stupid, that's bias.. they lied, they don't wanna gift credit for anything
Michael J. JacksonI tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall.
Rodney DangerfieldGuys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.
Laura SchlessingerThe will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
Lois McMaster BujoldI think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man.
Billie Joe ArmstrongThe perfidious, savage, disdainful, stupid, slothful, inhospitable, stupid English.
Julius Caesar ScaligerSometimes love isn't about being smart. Sometimes it's about being stupid together.
Laurell K. HamiltonIt's good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone.
Mary-Louise ParkerIf you let a stupid to shape your country, you will surely get an amorphous country!
Mehmet Murat ildanAnger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.
Patricia BriggsPersons of delicate taste endure stupid criticism better than they do stupid praise.
Philibert Joseph RouxWe have not been scuffling in this waste-howling wildness for the right to be stupid.
Toni Cade BambaraMan is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.
William Moore KellyI don't want anything I don't deserve, but if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.
Antonio BanderasBecause people fear those who are different. And fear can make people do stupid things.
Jessica SorensenIn the very darkness of a stupid society, even a little candle deserves a great honour!
Mehmet Murat ildanI come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
Rodney DangerfieldSheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.
Terry PratchettYou always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.
Albert BrooksYou deicde, and you make our night what you want. Brilliant and ours. Stupid and theirs.
Arthur PhillipsNinety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.
Gianfranco ZolaEnvy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.
Honore de BalzacMany have made a trade of delusions and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitudes.
Leonardo da VinciIf we're being told to do stupid or cruel things, then it is morally correct to disobey.
Martin FirrellWhen I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid.
Meryl StreepIf I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it
Nicole PolizziPeople by themselves can be pretty stupid. People working together can be very powerful.
Paul Reed SmithYou don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.
Penn JilletteOne can't live on love alone; and I am so stupid that I can do nothing but think of him.
Sophia TolstayaIt is dreadful how I miss you, and everything that everybody says seems flat and stupid.
Vita Sackville-WestLet me know if you're going to do something stupid, kid, 'cause I'll ditch you like that.
Alexander Gordon SmithI went on television and I wouldn't say a word; I feel so stupid when I watch them again.
Charlotte GainsbourgFoolish: It's all foolish. Life is a farce a stupid, sickening farce played out by fools.
David GemmellI knew that if I kept the pressure on and didn't do anything stupid I would probably win.
Jack NicklausHe liked fishing and seemed to take pride in being able to like such a stupid occupation.
Leo TolstoyHow could you look more stupid than to be the guy accepting a bronze medal in gold shoes?
Michael Johnson2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
Mitch HedbergYou start at the stupid end of the book, and if you're lucky you finish at the smart end.
Salman RushdieIt proved once again the theory that no security system is a match for a stupid employee.
Steig LarssonI truly believe that if you think something's stupid, that might mean it's actually good.
Victoria LegrandPlus models have personal trainers and go to college.We're not obese, or lazy, or stupid.
Whitney ThompsonA stupid disgusting bore is a guy who has nothing to say, and nonetheless says it anyway.
William C. BrownNever underestimate the enemy, above all if he is a stupid one and deserves to be killed.
William C. BrownPolitical parties in Italy are so stupid and expensive that they deserve to be abolished.
William C. BrownEarly to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
Orson Scott CardI can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.
Demetri MartinYou just have to be strong and don't be stupid; freedom of choice is a big responsibility.
Jonah HillThe ant is a collectively intelligent and individually stupid animal; man is the opposite.
Karl von FrischI'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions.
Louis SacharMy dear Smollett ... disgraces his talent by writing those stupid romances called history.
Mary Wortley MontaguThe world and man are identical. This is why racism is the most stupid thing in the world.
Paul VirilioYou want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?" " Caleb
Sherrilyn KenyonYou should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way. - Breeze
Brandon SandersonAs you get older, you don't really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark.
Deryck WhibleyWhen I do my vocal warm-ups everyone calls me the dolphin because I do stupid siren noises.
Ella HendersonI'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should.
Erik NaggumThere are many really stupid ideas that wind up being brilliant, if you can implement them.
Gene SimmonsWe should be worried about online silos. They make us stupid and hostile toward each other.
Larry SangerWhat I like are films that take me seriously, that don't treat me as more stupid than I am.
Michael HanekeI know it sounds stupid and cliche, but I just want to get better. I want to keep improving.
Chase UtleyI know it sounds stupid, but we're just playing. We're playing hard, but we're just playing.
Darcy TuckerI just didn't understand the American political system, and I felt really stupid about that.
Drew BarrymoreSometimes your worst competitors are the ones which are dying because they do stupid things.
John CaudwellTo be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness.
Julian BarnesSoviet propaganda is remarkably effective and the Americans are even more remarkably stupid.
Mohammed Reza PahlaviAirshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb!
Ralph RoyceTurning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
Zach BraffOne should guard against believing the great masses to be more stupid than they actually are.
Adolf HitlerMen never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality.
Clive JamesI think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.
Demetri MartinOut of power, Marxism can develop critical intelligence; in power, it quickly becomes stupid.
Mason CooleyPeople will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.
Merlin MannHave hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.
Perry BrassYou stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?
Stephenie MeyerWith so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty
Alan MooreVibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.
Anne HecheDissimulation is innate in woman, and almost as much a quality of the stupid as of the clever.
Arthur SchopenhauerAlways and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
Carlo M. CipollaOf all the bigotries that savage the human temper there is none so stupid as the anti-Semitic.
David Lloyd GeorgeWherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid.
Dennis RodmanIt will all go on as long as women are stupid enough to go on bringing men into the world. . .
Dorothy RichardsonShe is very plain. What does Henry see in her?'" "He thinks she's stupid. He finds it restful.
Hilary MantelAnd this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.
Mark HaddonMake yourself do something stupid so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad
Mark HoppusHowever stupid a fools words may be, they are sometimes enough to confound an intelligent man.
Nikolai GogolIt's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
Sarah SilvermanHomecoming's stupid." And it is. Buch of kids looking for excuses to grope eachother all night.
Barry LygaI think a high school girl hitchhiking is stupid. It was dangerous then and it's dangerous now.
Bo DerekDoing something stupid once is just plain stupid. Doing something stupid twice is a philosophy.
Dan O'Neillsometimes i wish i'd been an englishman; american life is so damned dumb and stupid and healthy
F. Scott FitzgeraldPerhaps a normal man is supposed to be stupid-how do we know? Perhaps it's even very beautiful.
Fyodor DostoevskyAnother stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.
Hari KondaboluIf your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid.
Martin NiemollerSongwriting is a mystery. And it's a mystery to me that it's a mystery. But that sounds stupid.
Neil FinnThere are 50 new tabloids every year, and I'm in them, and I read them, and I do stupid things.
PinkStupid people do stupid things, but people who are smart enough can do something really stupid.
Robert Charles WilsonAnybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.
Rosie O'DonnellThe enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.
Terry PratchettRappers kinda look stupid sometimes. Most of the time. I'm pretty sure I look stupid too a lot.
Vince StaplesOne must be very strong, or very stupid, or completely exhausted to face life with indifference.
Alexandra David-NeelWhoever said the soul and the body met in the pineal gland was a fool. It's the asshole, stupid.
André AcimanWhat I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
Carlos MenciaIf you want to get people to believe something really, really stupid, just stick a number on it.
Charles SeifePrivate property has made us so stupid and one-sided that an object is only ours when we have it
Karl MarxI think I might have been stupid in some respects, it if weren't for my psychedelic experiences.
Kary MullisYou are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.
Maxwell MaltzI'm a feminist. I've been a female for a long time now. It'd be stupid not to be on my own side.
Maya AngelouWhy would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.
Ray BradburyPreservation of human life generally outweighs some stupid code about returning objects on time.
Stephen Bier, Jr.I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup
Tyler, The CreatorIt's stupid the way people extrapolate the past -- and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid.
Charlie MungerIt's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.
Craig DavidAnd you⦠do you know what you are?â "Stupid?â "Beautiful,â he says, his face turning red.
Elizabeth ScottGod created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.
Faina RanevskayaMen are failures, not because they are stupid, but because they are not sufficiently impassioned.
Maxwell Struthers BurtPeople come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it.
Seanbabywhich is better - to be born stupid into an intelligent society or intelligent into an insane one?
Aldous HuxleyVee never needed a reason to do something stupid. Sad thing was, most of the time I didn't either.
Becca FitzpatrickIâm a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then youâre stupid.
Chelsea HandlerCensorship, in my opinion, is a stupid and shallow way of approaching the solution to any problem.
Dwight D. Eisenhower