Good in Crisis; Sucks at Normal.' That about sums up my whole life, doesn't it? Votes: 3
Neal ShustermanTwo of my grandparents died in a car crash. Sucks, 'cause they would have lived to a hundred. Votes: 3
Kid RockI have a strong disrespect for authority and for rules. Including gravity. Gravity sucks. Votes: 2
Sebastian ThrunSometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway. Votes: 2
Sammy HagarIt sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. Votes: 2
Nicole PolizziEveryone I talk to says stuff like, 'Music sucks today,' and I'm going to try and change all that. Votes: 2
Tom DeLongeIt was almost pleasant, in a life-sucks-but-at-least-there's-good-music sort of way. Votes: 0
Lauren MyracleMalice sucks up the greatest part of its own venom, and poisons itself. Votes: 0
Michel de MontaigneLove sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed. Votes: 0
Laurell K. HamiltonWhen somebody comes along and says, "I think Washington, DC, sucks," that's not wrong. Votes: 0
Van JonesReal patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse. Votes: 0
Daniel ToshI'm the most successful person in my generation of family members, and that sucks. Votes: 0
Ice CubeTwilight' is a breathlessly addictive read with a love story that sucks people in. Votes: 0
Gayle FormanA person who says "it's your decision" is informing you that your decision sucks. Votes: 0
Deb CalettiBeing injured sucks. When you see all your buddies out there playing it's tough. Votes: 0
Joe ThorntonBeing old enough to know better but still too young to resist mostly sucks. Votes: 0
Matthew Woodring StoverGetting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks. Votes: 0
Ricky MartinOf course, the downside of attending a fictional school is that our lacrosse team sucks. Votes: 0
Ally CarterI would like to say prison life at its very best and worst infinitely sucks. Votes: 0
Leonard PeltierNothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt Votes: 0
Darynda JonesI believe pain is nature's way of saying, 'You're still alive, and life sucks.' Votes: 0
Bill EngvallIf there's any time you should be on drugs it's when you're pregnant, cause it sucks. Votes: 0
Courtney LoveIt really sucks when music is so perfect you just don't need to hear it anymore. Votes: 0
Joe SatrianiUnrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks Votes: 0
Meg CabotSo, so, break off this last lamenting kiss, Which sucks two souls, and vapors both away. Votes: 0
John DonneOf course it hurts", she grumbled, tipping my head further back. "Life sucks. Get over it Votes: 0
Sarah DessenIf the show sucks, I ain't happy. If the show is damn good, I'm very happy. Votes: 0
Stephen A. SmithWhat is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks. Votes: 0
Lewis BlackWorking at a big company sucks - avoid it. Smaller companies are 10 times better for learning. Votes: 0
Scott WeissRaising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks. Votes: 0
Jim GaffiganThe only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. Votes: 0
Al GoldsteinBeing human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable. Votes: 0
Ernest ClineBeing a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week. Votes: 0
David SteinbergForget about speech problems just saying the words "brain surgery" sucks the air out of a room. Votes: 0
Suzy BeckerIf your opponent is tapping, your technique is good. If he is not tapping, your technique sucks. Votes: 0
Carlson GracieIt sucks to try and book a tour without the internet, and I'm not even doing it. Votes: 0
Kyle ParkerLife is amazing. Even when it sucks, it is amazing, and we should be grateful for every moment. Votes: 0
Hal ElrodI've seen what commitment leads to. Going in is the easy part. It's the ending that sucks! -Remy Votes: 0
Sarah DessenAre you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks. Votes: 0
Richelle MeadHawthorne sucks... It's a crazy place, and I'm happy that I was the weird one that got out. Votes: 0
Tyler, The CreatorThings happen in life and you canât control them. It sucks and you have to move on. Votes: 0
Abbi GlinesAlways a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories. Votes: 0
Courteney CoxI think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love. Votes: 0
Dennis MillerIt truly sucks to doubt your friends when you only have one or two of them, I realized. Votes: 0
Lilith SaintcrowIt just sucks when youâve given so much and you realize it still wasn't good enough for someone. Votes: 0
Khloe Kardashianme: you know what sucks about love? o.w.g.: what? me: that it's so tied to the truth. Votes: 0
David LevithanIf the movie is terrible, then the 3D sucks. If the movie is fantastic, then the 3D is good. Votes: 0
Rob LettermanWhere the bee sucks, there suck I In the cow-slip's bell i lie There I couch when owls do cry Votes: 0
William ShakespeareWhen life sucks, read. They can't yell at you for that. And if they do, then you can ignore them. Votes: 0
Laurie Halse AndersonI guess that's my defence, is like - even if people think it sucks - it's not me anymore, you know. Votes: 0
Panda BearThe sea is mother-death and she is a mighty female, the one who wins, the one who sucks us all up. Votes: 0
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