Quotes about Swear

Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit. Votes: 6

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Votes: 6

Swear to me swear to me that if it isn't dead you'll all come back. Votes: 6

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me. Votes: 6

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. Votes: 6

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. Votes: 6

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it. Votes: 6

People know there is a difference between what you do and what you accept. There is a difference between me knowing that people swear, me hearing people swear and me swearing, and everyone accepting that this is something you can do as much as you like. Votes: 6

Money doesn't talk, it swears. Votes: 4

Liars are always most disposed to swear. Votes: 4

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite. Votes: 4

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Votes: 4

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. Votes: 4

Lose your soul in God's Love... I swear there is no other way ! Votes: 4

Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed Votes: 4

I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler. Votes: 4

All lovers swear more performance than they are able, and yet reserve an ability that they never perform; vowing more than the perfection of ten, and discharging less than the tenth part of one. Votes: 4

Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted. Votes: 4

With school turning out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers instead of examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word 'intellectual,' of course, became the swear word it deserved to be. Votes: 4

Being on stage is magic. There's nothing like it. You feel the energy of everybody who's out there. You feel it all over your body. When the lights hit you, it's all over, I swear it is. Votes: 4

A whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing; as if I borrowed mine oaths of him and might not spend them at my pleasure. When a gentleman is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths, ha? Votes: 4

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. Votes: 4

Surfing's the source. Can change your life. Swear to god Votes: 3

Swear words and profanities are mere abbreviations of speech, similar to the abbreviations in writing. Votes: 3

The earth is suffocating... Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive. Votes: 3

We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think. Votes: 3

Swear it on your life. (Zephyra) That I can never do. (Stryker) Why can't you? (Zephyra) Because you are my life, and I can't live another day without you. (Stryker) Votes: 3

Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.' Votes: 3

Patch's eyes were slate black, darker than a million secrets stacked on top of each other. He dropped his gaze to the ring in his hand, turning it over slowly. "Swear you'll never stop loving me," I whispered. Ever so slightly, he nodded. Votes: 3

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with. Votes: 2

I swear I'm not bossy in any other aspect of my life - it's just on set. Votes: 2

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship. Votes: 2

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance. Votes: 2

There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change. Votes: 2

My first dunk ever was in middle school. We were playing, me and my church friends, and I dunked it, and I swear I could not sleep that night. Votes: 2

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures. Votes: 2

I do walk with a bit of a swagger. I do swear a lot. And people are going to be offended by that. But in this PC world, you can't be honest. Votes: 2

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it. Votes: 2

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed! Votes: 2

The Athenians had an oath for someone who was about to become a citizen. They had to swear that 'I shall leave the city not less but more beautiful than I found it.' Votes: 2

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are. Votes: 2

We all in real life put on these masks - we don't swear when we're around certain people... When we come home, when you're on your own I'm sure you're really different than when you're with your boss. Votes: 2

I think happiness is a choice. If you feel yourself being happy and can settle in to the life choices you make, then it's great. It's really, really great. I swear to God, happiness is the best makeup. Votes: 2

They, that unnamed 'they,' they've knocked me down but I got up. I always get up-and I swear when I went down quite often I took the fall; nothing moves a mountain but itself. They, I've long ago named them me. Votes: 2

I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did. Votes: 2

There are so many little girls who follow me and look up to me. I'm their role model, so I have to make sure I'm always being professional and not putting any swear words out there - just really putting positive things out there on the Internet. Votes: 2

My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can't, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992, and I swear by it. Votes: 2

There were times, especially when I was traveling for 'Eat, Pray, Love,' when, I swear to God, I would feel this weight of my female ancestors, all those Swedish farmwives from beyond the grave who were like, 'Go! Go to Naples! Eat more pizza! Go to India, ride an elephant! Do it! Swim in the Indian Ocean. Read those books. Learn a language.' Votes: 2

men i swear." -jacky faber Votes: 0

Occasionally he would very nearly swear. Votes: 0

I swear, I wanna be your underwear. Votes: 0

They also swear who only stand and wait. Votes: 0

To swear is neither brave, polite, nor wise. Votes: 0

No master can make me swear blind obedience. Votes: 0

Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus. Votes: 0

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. Votes: 0

I swear I want to be a food model. Votes: 0

I swear fearfully at the conventions of the stage. Votes: 0

Cross my wooden leg, swear on my glass eye. Votes: 0

And I swear that I don't have a gun. Votes: 0

But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am. Votes: 0

I swear to god; happiness is the best makeup. Votes: 0

My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship. Votes: 0

But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols. Votes: 0

I swear I think there is nothing but immortality! Votes: 0

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with Votes: 0

I swear, I have no understanding of other human beings. Votes: 0

Cause I swear that I'm dying, slowly but its happening. Votes: 0

Record company execs eat their young, I swear to God. Votes: 0

I use Pearl Eliminator Pedals and I swear by them. Votes: 0

Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear Votes: 0

I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God. Votes: 0

And swear No where Lives a woman true, and fair. Votes: 0

One of the products I swear by is Sante Barley. Votes: 0

I've spoken to people who I swear can tell the future. Votes: 0

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man. Votes: 0

Believe it or not, I swear I'm just a human being. Votes: 0

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony. Votes: 0

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Votes: 0

A sudden thought strikes me,-let us swear an eternal friendship. Votes: 0

That's the terrible part. I swear to God I'm a madman. Votes: 0

I'm a thug, but I swear for three days I cried. Votes: 0

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing. Votes: 0

The more I swear I'm happy the more I'm feeling alone Votes: 0

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why! Votes: 0

Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here Votes: 0

Better to bear than to swear, and to die than to lie. Votes: 0

Kneel and swear to the Lord Dragon, or you will be knelt. Votes: 0

Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned. Votes: 0

I swear...I'll deliver the message for the love of my country. Votes: 0

One single word and I swear I'll rip your tongue out. (Zephyra) Votes: 0

Every single night, I swear, EVERY NIGHT!! EVERY NIGHT!! I DELIVER! I deliver. Votes: 0

Certain bookworms eat books. Eat them, swear in them, spill things on them. Votes: 0

Protecting the human race should really come with a per diem, I swear. Votes: 0

...to swear with a ferocity that can only be described as a talent. Votes: 0

I obviously swear by yoga for staying mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually balanced. Votes: 0

Don't swear off all the fruits just because you ate one bad apple. Votes: 0

People often swear the first time they see my work. I like that, Votes: 0

I swear by Neutrogena facial wash - I never sleep in my makeup! Votes: 0

I swear to God, if I get shot again, Indigo will strangle me. Votes: 0

I swear again, I would not be a queen For all the world. Votes: 0

And all the haters I swear, they look so small from up here. Votes: 0

I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it. Votes: 0

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. Votes: 0

I swear to you, there are divine things more beautiful than words can tell Votes: 0

The people I know who SWEAR THE MOST tend to have the widest vocabularies. Votes: 0

If you have written really well, people will swear that it happened to you. Votes: 0

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism. Votes: 0

I swear to you, sirs, that excessive consciousness is a disease--a genuine, absolute disease. Votes: 0

The night I was born, Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red. Votes: 0

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material. Votes: 0

The contract like '91 Dan Marino. I swear this guy Michael Rapino's boostin my ego. Votes: 0

I don't believe in vitamin pills. I swear by men, darling-and as many as possible. Votes: 0

I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles I'm coming slow but speeding Votes: 0

I swear. Everyone here gets so worked up over the most minute details. ~Mayuri Kurotsuchi Votes: 0

I swear to you, sitting a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one. Votes: 0

Pina colada kisses and cocaine nipsnever lie, swear to me that this feeling is real. Votes: 0

I swear that, not being able to be yours, I will belong to no one. Votes: 0

It is hard to swear when sex is not dirty and blasphemy does not exist. Votes: 0

And I swear that I don't have a gun...no I don't have a gun Votes: 0

America never was America to me And yet I swear this oath America will be! Votes: 0

America never was America to me And yet I swear this oath - America will be! Votes: 0

If that isn't typical male stupidity! If something doesn't work, kick it or swear at it! Votes: 0

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many. Votes: 0

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year. Votes: 0

Do not swear by the moon, for she changes constantly. then your love would also change. Votes: 0

I swear, gentlemen, that to be too conscious is an illness - a real thorough-going illness. Votes: 0

I swear to keep the dead upon my mind, / Disdain for all time to be overglad. Votes: 0

So, my friends, in a week or so the Governor-General will swear in a new government. Votes: 0

Marcus, even in this darkness, I try to swim back to you.I swear, I do. Votes: 0

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. Votes: 0

Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts. Votes: 0

I swear to you that to think too much is a disease, a real, actual disease. Votes: 0

I couldn't swear that I believed in the law - or in the American legal system. Votes: 0

if you'd teach me to swear in russian, i might have a new appreciation for it Votes: 0

People have no morals, I swear to God. The things that people do for ratings! It's unforgivable. Votes: 0

I swear to you gentlemen, that to be overly conscious is a sickness, a real, thorough sickness. Votes: 0

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. Votes: 0

In each person I catch the fleeting suggestion of something beautiful and swear eternal friendship with that. Votes: 0

I, Binyavanga Wainaina, quite honestly swear I have known I am a homosexual since I was five. Votes: 0

Mutual, respectful, enduring love is completely attainable as long as you swear you won't settle for less. Votes: 0

When a gentlemen is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths. Votes: 0

Percy, you're a brave guy," [Annabeth] said. "Just take the compliment. I swear, is it so hard? Votes: 0

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. Votes: 0

The big homie use a flash if you must. And I swear I aint askin for much. Votes: 0

...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies. Votes: 0

Ye werena the first lass I kissed," he said softly. "But I swear you'll be the last. Votes: 0

It is great sin to swear unto a sin, But greater sin to keep a sinful oath. Votes: 0

But we can trust him Roger, I swear," she said with a final effort,"Because he's Will. Votes: 0

When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true. Votes: 0

By my soul I swear, there is no power in the tongue of man to alter me. Votes: 0

I've been in the water so much these past few days, I swear I'm growing fins & scales. Votes: 0

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear. Votes: 0

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls. Votes: 0

I just want to scream: "I'm being honest, I swear!" Maybe it's embarrassing, but I don't care anymore. Votes: 0

For one kiss, darling, I swear everything I would give. Cause you're a walking, talking reason to live. Votes: 0

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words. Votes: 0

I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes! Votes: 0

What I desire most of you, my son, is never to gamble or swear. These are baneful vices. Votes: 0

I swear I could write a book about all the things no one has ever thanked me for. Votes: 0

I swear niggas be eyein me all hard and lyin to they girls and drivin the same cars Votes: 0

Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! Votes: 0

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. Votes: 0

'Nice' means nothing. Is it someone who doesn't swear and shout? I swear and shout. 'Nice' sounds ineffectual. Votes: 0

I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus. Votes: 0

There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear. Votes: 0

Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And in that moment, I swear we were infinite. Votes: 0

None so nearly disposed to scoffing at religion as those who have accustomed themselves to swear on trifling occasions. Votes: 0

I've got an overactive, analytical brain. I get frustrated, impatient, angry with myself. I swear at myself a lot. Votes: 0

I have a PC. My sons have a Mac and swear by it, but I have a couple PC's. Votes: 0

You must swear never to go on the dole. Never be bored. Find something to do. And don't yawn. Votes: 0

Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now! Votes: 0

If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window. Votes: 0

You go to him for advice? He's only what? Five years old? I swear I own older sweaters. (Tory) Votes: 0

I don't think it's natural for two people to swear to be together for the rest of their lives. Votes: 0

I love you. I'll never leave you and I swear to you sweetheart that you will never be alone. Votes: 0

I swear so soon as age will permit ... I will use fire and steel to arrest the destiny of Rome. Votes: 0

I swear in real life-probably too much-though I don't swear in front of my gran. We adapt to every situation. Votes: 0

I swear, there is no chemical drug out there that can reproduce the feelings you have of achieving your goals. Votes: 0

These mercenaries, I swear by God, those who are still in Washington, they have sent their troops to be burned. Votes: 0

Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance. Votes: 0

You make one solo album, and some people swear you're about to leave the band or there are creative differences. Votes: 0

Told me my tape taught them to swear. What about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear? Votes: 0

I swear by my Clarisonic Mia 2! I use it every morning when I wake up and every night before bed. Votes: 0

I solemnly swear that I will bear true and faithful allegiance to the Queen when she pays her income tax Votes: 0

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that. Votes: 0

Russell Crowe is normally an actor who disappears so far into his characters you'd swear his DNA has been altered. Votes: 0

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. Votes: 0

What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear. Votes: 0

Be quiet, I'm doing a toast For niggas that don't really do shit, I swear, y'all be doing the most. Votes: 0

I thought I’d learn a few new words, but the men were too shocked to even swear this time. Votes: 0

I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests. Votes: 0

I've got a couple of those Gossard Wonderbras. They are so brilliant, I swear, even I get cleavage with them. Votes: 0

...the voice was indisputable. It continued to swear with that breadth and variety that distinguishes the swearing of a cultivated man. Votes: 0

I swear that I'm dying slowly but it's happening, and if the perfect spring is waiting somewhere... just take me there. Votes: 0

It don't spit or swear or sleep around. I've always maintained I'm the most radical rock'n'roll singer Britain has ever seen. Votes: 0

Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have. Votes: 0

In the discharge of duties my guide will be the Constitution, which I this day swear to preserve, protect, and defend. Votes: 0

I swear it on Solin's life. (Arik) Uh, excuse me? (Solin) I would, but there's truly no excuse for you. (Arik) Votes: 0

I swear it's so easy. You don't have to have a diet mentality at all if you eat healthily, plant-based food. Votes: 0

I am not bound over to swear allegiance to any master; where the storm drives me I turn in for shelter. Votes: 0

Cause you mean the world to me, you are my everything; I swear the only thing that matters, matters to me... Votes: 0

I swear by this song and by all that I have done wrong, I will make it all up to thee. Votes: 0

When old Bobby does Elvis, you swear it's the real mccoy. Another Friday night in the life of a country boy. Votes: 0

I spell 'god' with a small 'g' because I do not believe in him, but I love to swear by him. Votes: 0

Take a chance and try my fare! It will grow on you, I swear; Soon it will taste good to you! Votes: 0

Some people aren't satisfied that I'm a gay man in a woman's body and swear that I'm secretly a real boy. Votes: 0

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. Votes: 0

A foreign swear-word is practically inoffensive except to the person who has learnt it early in life and knows its social limits. Votes: 0

See there?" Jem was scowling triumphantly. "Nothin' to it. I swear, Scout, sometimes you act so much like a girl its mortifyin Votes: 0

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. Votes: 0

I do swear a lot, but the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language from the referee's. Votes: 0

I think because I was brought up in a Christian home, I was kind of careful not to swear in my lyrics. Votes: 0

I did go bankrupt because everybody copied me - every single industry. But genuinely, it doesn't matter. I swear I don't care. Votes: 0

I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. There are worse things in life than being called a Lady. Votes: 0

I just"”we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn't, um"”'' "˜"˜Yeah, you'd better not have ummed. Votes: 0

Don't listen to the lies, I swear they all lies. You know I could be your knight in shining Armor All tires. Votes: 0

Her eyes meet mine and she smiles. And I swear it's like the whole goddamn sun is beaming right out of it. Votes: 0

I swear, I end up feeling empty, like you've taken something out of me and I have to search my body for scars. Votes: 0

Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity. Votes: 0

I have a lot of Twitter rules. I never swear on Twitter, and if anybody's inappropriate, I block them. I have young followers. Votes: 0

And you, Kibbles, had better lay off me. One more growl and I swear I'm going to geld you with a spoon. (Zarek) Votes: 0

But listen to me first and swear an oath to use all your eloquence and strength to look after me and protect me. Votes: 0

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man. [Lat., In totum jurare, nisi ubi necesse est, gravi viro parum convenit.] Votes: 0

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear. Votes: 0

You don't know where you belong... You need something to swear to, As you fol-low blindly along; You just need to belong somehow. Votes: 0

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. Votes: 0

I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language! Votes: 0

I swear, I’ve never met any demon as annoying as you are.” “You haven’t met my youngest brother. Votes: 0

Now filet mignon come with every meal. I swear to God that I'm so high, Feel like i am going up a hill. Votes: 0

I've got to learn French because I've been going there for years and still, the only words I know are the swear words. Votes: 0

I swear, you are the only person I know who makes decisions based on what will provide the best material for a diary. Votes: 0

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't. Votes: 0

I will say yes to every favor, request, suggestion and invitation. I will swear to say yes where once I would say no. Votes: 0

When I was at school one would have said, 'I swear by the Bible.' But Bibles were not encouraged at Experiment House. Votes: 0

We swear by the Quran and Sunnah, and we will not compromise with any infidel....Islam is the truth and all else is falsehood. Votes: 0

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask. Votes: 0

Grim sighed heavily. "I swear I'm getting a migraine." "My mom suffers from those a lot, too." "Being around you, I imagine she does. Votes: 0

Tear your heart out of your chest. And hand it to God. There is no other healing. I swear, there is no other healing Votes: 0

Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean, there lived a girl that I swear to the world made the alligators look tame. Votes: 0

When you swear, swear seriously and solemnly, but at the same time with a smile, for a smile is the twin sister of seriousness. Votes: 0

Raise your hands in the air, pump your fists, and solemnly swear to rock the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Votes: 0

I learned to speak Italian, somewhat. Definitely enough to get around in Italy. My grandfather always used to swear at my grandmother in Italian. Votes: 0

Tear your heart out of your chest. And hand it to God. There is no other healing. I swear, there is no other healing. Votes: 0

Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes. Votes: 0

I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you're in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick Votes: 0

For without you, I swear, the town Has become like a prison to me. Distraction and the mountain And the desert, all I desire. Votes: 0

I swear that I will never cause trouble for anybody, as long as I live!! So please! Nobody cause any trouble for me, either!! Votes: 0

I went walking around the city some more, people watching with a cold, blank stare. And I saw your face in everyone, I swear. Votes: 0

That's the way girls are isn't it? They swear eternal friendship, and then as soon as a man's in the case it's all forgotten. Votes: 0

I swear these niggas gassed up, even though the price is high. I could own half as much clothing and be twice as fly. Votes: 0

I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything. Votes: 0

You could love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me. I'm goin where ever the money takes me. Votes: 0

I, Patrick Lien, son of General Brendon Lien, do hereby swear my life to helping Princess Wilhelmina Korte reclaim her kingdom, no matter the cost. Votes: 0

I never think of things rationally or intellectually. I swear, every single decision I make is just instinct and my instincts tend to be accurate. Votes: 0

You ate something yesterday.You sure?"asked Simon Jace shrugged."Well,I wouldnt swear on a stack of Bibles.I think it was yesterday,though. Votes: 0

You touch me again, you arrogant Ardenine swine, and I swear on the blood of Hanalea the warrior, I will geld you. Do you understand? Votes: 0

And the bad guys love to pick on the defenseless necromancer. This time, though, I swear I won’t get kidnapped or possessed. ~Jaime Vegas Votes: 0

Youever insult Bride again, I swear I'll rip your throat out and feed you to the gators in the swamp. You understand me?" - Vane Votes: 0

You set us up!" "No! I swear"”" Her face fell. "Mel. Mel must've told him." "Right," I grumbled. "Blame Mel. Votes: 0

I am so fidgety - I swear I have ADD - and I always need to be doing something or being outside, just playing sports. Votes: 0

So many rings, my fingers starting to hizzurt. If you didnt know me you did swear I had that wizzork.. and I am from Pittsburgh. Votes: 0

Benny gave her an admiring look. He had never heard a woman swear so much in such a short time. He thought it sounded delightful. Votes: 0

Sure there is none but fears a future state; And when the most obdurate swear they do not, Their trembling hearts belie their boasting tongues. Votes: 0

Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me killed, you can come along. Votes: 0

Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again. Votes: 0

I swear I have at least one good song idea a day. But if I don't get pen to paper in ten seconds, it's gone forever. Votes: 0

I swear from the bottom of my heart I want to be healed. I want to be like other men, not this outcast whom nobody wants. Votes: 0

A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment? Votes: 0

O, swear not by the moon, the fickle moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circle orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable Votes: 0

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare. Votes: 0

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances. Votes: 0

I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword."She raised an eyebrow."Sharp as hell," Lightsong said, "but lacking a point. Votes: 0

Come, swear it, damn thyself, lest, being like one of heaven, the devils themselves should fear to seize thee; therefore be double-damned, swear,--thou art honest. Votes: 0

So we both strip off our boots and socks and, while there's some improvement, I could swear he's making an effort to snap every branch we encounter Votes: 0

I am fully aware of what the word 'fat' means ... It's a swear word. It's a weapon. It's a sociological subspecies. It's an accusation, dismissal, and rejection. Votes: 0

I will come back to you, I swear I will; And you will know me still. I shall be only a little taller Than when I went. Votes: 0

I tried--I swear I tried. But you didn't want to hear what I was saying, and I used that as an excuse to let it go on. Votes: 0

My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers. Votes: 0

The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk. Votes: 0

If he had a million men he would swear the enemy has two millions, and then he would sit down in the mud and yell for three. Votes: 0

Advertising departments, as you know, are crawling with people whose frontal lobes are so underdeveloped that if you flatter them a bit they'll swear shit is platinum. Votes: 0

My life, I swear, is, like, 75% public. I have a very small percentage of my life that is private. But I do keep that private life private. Votes: 0

If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate everybody in the world, I swear you did. Votes: 0

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up. Votes: 0

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God. Votes: 0

Observe this, that tho a woman swear, forswear, lie, dissemble, back-bite, be proud, vain, malicious, anything, if she secures the main chance, she's still virtuous; that's a maxim. Votes: 0

Brigan spun around to face the man, swearing with as much as exasperation and fury as Fire had ever heard anyone swear. The man scuttled away in alarm. Votes: 0

Also not the kind of place to hide a server.""Is that another pun?" She asked."No! I swear! I didn't mean that one."~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5 Votes: 0

I swear he's just so freaking smoldering, you have to see him." She shakes her head, annoyed that I can't join in on the fun. "He's like combustible! Votes: 0

But when everyone tells you you're crazy and no one believes you when you swear you aren't, a small part of you will always wonder if they're right. Votes: 0

I swear I've never met a man who has your knack for lack of social grace. If you weren't naturally charming, someone would have stabbed you by now. Votes: 0

By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying. Votes: 0

Also not the kind of place to hide a server.Is that another pun? She asked.No! I swear! I didn't mean that one.~Shell Game, Kingdom Keepers #5 Votes: 0

I am not very relaxed about bad reviews. But I am resilient. I grieve, curse and swear, put on loud music, and get on with the next job. Votes: 0

I never made promises lightly There may have been some that I've broken But I swear in the days still left We will walk in fields of gold Votes: 0

I swear if you cry, I'll kill you here and now.' Cinna just smiles. 'Had a damp morning?' 'You could wring me out.' I reply Votes: 0

A lot of people use a smiley face when they write letters. But it's this huge insane compulsion, like 'I'm happy! I swear!' I'm not buying it. Votes: 0

I swear I pick up little gems from every artist that I work with. That's why I'm so appreciative that I've been able to be a songwriter first. Votes: 0

South Pacific - I really learned a lot. I swear I like to say that during South Pacific, I went from being a girl to being a woman. Votes: 0

I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy? Votes: 0

The man who first abused his fellows with swear-words instead of bashing their brains out with a club should be counted among those who laid the foundations of civilization. Votes: 0

You'll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim her, you will swear your loyalty to me. Votes: 0

wholly to be a fool while Spring is in the world my blood approves, and kisses are a far better fate than wisdom lady i swear by all flowers. Votes: 0

South Pacific' - I really learned a lot. I swear I like to say that during 'South Pacific,' I went from being a girl to being a woman. Votes: 0

The case wouldn't be overweight if you didn't have so many shoes. How many do you really need? This pair, for example, I swear you never even wore them. Votes: 0

When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, 'Hey, you hockey puck!' Votes: 0

I swear by swadeshi as it affords occasion for ample exercise of all our faculties and it tests every one of the millions of men and women, young and old. Votes: 0

I was walking down the street and I saw a kid on a leash. I swear all I could think is that I prefer my kids to be free range Votes: 0

I swear I will never henceforth have to do with the faith that tells the best! I will have to do only with that faith that leaves the best untold. Votes: 0

I swear I only want to hear about you, to know what you've been doing. It's a hundred years since we've met-it may be another hundred before we meet again. Votes: 0

I swear to you on any kind of sacred whateverthefuck you favor: if I live through this I will absolutely start taking your advice." "That'll look nice on your headstone. Votes: 0

Verily, I swear, 'tis better to be lowly born, and range with humble livers in content, than to be perk'd up in a glistering grief, and wear a golden sorrow. Votes: 0

Verily, I swear, 'tis better to be lowly born, and range with humble livers in content, than to be perk'd up in a glistering grief, and wear a golden sorrow." Votes: 0

He understood how dangerous oaths could be. But Leo didn't care. "I'm coming back for you, Calypso," he said to the night wind. "I swear it on the River Styx. Votes: 0

I swear, the bigger your muscles get, the duller you are. You become fascinated with carbs and protein and ripped abs and things that are just not interesting at all. Votes: 0

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood. Votes: 0

There's a plan B? Jack asked. "You're another," Edilio snapped. "You're not going to tell me again that you won't fight, because I swear to God I'll shoot you myself. Votes: 0

By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver. Votes: 0

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break. Votes: 0

Take Jesus for your king, and by baptism swear allegiance to him; take him for your prophet, and hear him; take him for your priest, to make atonement for you. Votes: 0

Some people fall in love and touch the sky. Some people fall in love and find quicksand. I hover somewhere in between, I swear, I can't make up my mind. Votes: 0

They fix attention, heedless of your pain, With oaths like rivets forced into the brain; And e'en when sober truth prevails throughout, They swear it, till affirmance breeds a doubt. Votes: 0

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way. Votes: 0

No! I don't want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I'll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace) Votes: 0

I run in Central Park as the sun comes up. Some may mistake it for walking, but I swear I am running. I could not do it without my iPod. Votes: 0

In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life. Votes: 0

Women are always self-effacing and self-denying. There's a term that enrages me, and I always used to swear that I'd never play characters described that way. The term is "long-suffering." Votes: 0

Many persons swear by positive thinking, and quite a few have been helped by it. Nevertheless, it is not a very effective tool and can be downright harmful in some cases. Votes: 0

they say every man needs protection, they say every man must fall. yet I swear I see my reflection,some place high above this wall.....and someday I shall be released. Votes: 0

I, Galileo, son of the late Vicenzo Galilei, swear that I never said that the prime numbers are useless. What I said was that you cannot count lunar craters by counting 2, 3, 5, 7 ... Votes: 0

And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs Votes: 0

I swear to God, I will see [the Palestinian state], whether as a martyr or alive. Please, God, give me the honor of becoming a martyr in the fight for Jerusalem. Votes: 0

I have never knowingly, I swear to God, written satire. The word connotes exaggeration of the foibles of mankind. To me, mankind just has foibles. You don't have to push it! Votes: 0

A lot of people use a smiley face when they write letters. But it's this huge insane compulsion, like "I'm happy! I swear!" I'm not buying it. I don't believe them. Votes: 0

To swear day and night by media slander will make one a bigger victim than the slandered. It doesn't take much to begin to fear a mere illusion of human badness. Votes: 0

I run; I am a coward at heart. I swear, when I smell violence or aggression the coward comes out in me. I have no desire to fight anybody except myself. Votes: 0

Verily, I swear, it is better to be lowly born, and range with humble livers in content, than to be perked up in a glistering grief, and wear a golden sorrow. Votes: 0

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall! Votes: 0

When I came here, I put my hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. I didn't put my hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible. Votes: 0

I learned from my father how to swear right and how to string it together for optimum effect/affect. I use it like karate. I bring it out when it's needed. Votes: 0

Even the bees I'd swear were sent to protect us in the delicate business of hives and honey are stung to silence by the news that something winged has lost its flight. Votes: 0

I'm on my computer a lot, but I swear I have an excuse! I spend about nine hours on media a day, but seven or eight of those are doing my schoolwork. Votes: 0

Now, neighbor confines, purge you of your scum! Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance, revel the night, rob, murder, and commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways? Votes: 0

I swear I will do everything in my power to change the situation in Tibet where human rights are being suppressed. Tibet seeks freedom and democracy and we agree on those values. Votes: 0

God save us from idealists! They dream of a world without injustice, and what crime won't they commit to get it! I swear, Mirella, I'll settle for a world with good manners. Votes: 0

I swear you're a woman. (Devyn) I would respond to that, but I don't want to distract you while you're attempting to drive and I'm dependent on you for my life. (Sway) Votes: 0

Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection. If any thing happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears. Votes: 0

I swear the earth shall surely be complete to him or her who shall be complete, The earth remains jagged and broken only to him or her who remains jagged and broken. Votes: 0

If anybody had that cure out there like so many people swear to me they do, you'd be two things: you'd be very rich, and you'd be very famous. Otherwise, shut up. Votes: 0

But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I'd learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. So I declined Votes: 0

People fall in love and swear they are so sure, then they turn around and say it's over. I never trusted love to come any closer till the moment you were mine. Votes: 0

But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I'd learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. So I declined. Votes: 0

Gregariousness is always the refuge of mediocrities, whether they swear by Soloviev or Kant or Marx. Only individuals seek the truth, and they shun those whose sole concern is not the truth. Votes: 0

Ritie, don't worry 'cause you ain't pretty. Plenty pretty women I seen digging ditches or worse. You smart. I swear to God, I rather you have a good mind than a cute behind. Votes: 0

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear. Votes: 0

In California, I guess you belong to the state; you don't even belong to your parents. It's an old Spanish law. It doesn't require your parents to swear out a complaint; anybody can. Votes: 0

I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I'm crazy. I swear to God I am. Votes: 0

Remembering that Peter denied his Lord with an oath, after most solemnly protesting that he never would, I will not swear I will make no committals; but I do think I will not. Votes: 0

By innocence I swear, and by my youth, I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth, And that no woman has, nor never none Shall mistress be of it save I alone. Votes: 0

Do not tell me what I think you're going to or I swear to God, I'm going to fly to Brazil and go all black ops on this guy for cheating on you. Votes: 0

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words. Votes: 0

Some people swear there's no beauty left in the world, no magic. Then how do you explain the entire world coming together on one night to celebrate the hope of a new year? Votes: 0

I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt and I ever heard about her work. Votes: 0

Not that I've ever feared a fight or backed down from one "“(Wren) That's the truth. I swear he's half beta fish. He'd fight his own reflection to prove a point. (Maggie) Votes: 0

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years. Votes: 0

It's very different working with all adults. I have a swear jar so that, if they have a potty mouth, I make them pay. That's what it's like being on set with adults. Votes: 0

I swear by the mighty power of Amon-Ra, whose anger can shatter the world, and by the dread power of Set, that I will never betray my trust as High Priest of Karnak. Votes: 0

I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Seven Dials," said Will. "And I do wish she wouldn't sing about poisoning just after we've eaten. Votes: 0

On Sherry: The destiny of a thousand generations is concentrated in each drop. If the cares of the world overwhelm you, only taste it, pilgrim, and you will swear that heaven is on earth. Votes: 0

So the moment he walks in the door I snap, I swear if you cry, I'll kill you here and now.Cinna just smilesHad a damp morning?You could wring me out, I reply. Votes: 0

If he wakes up, I swear I’ll do anything. I’ll open gates, I’ll help all the paranormals, I’ll never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just let him wake up. Please. Votes: 0

And the podcasting - I swear to you - on its worst day, the podcasts are better than our best films. Because they're more imaginative, and there's no artifice, and it's far more real. Votes: 0

If you fail me, I'll kill you. I swear it, Keenan. If you fail me, I'll rip your heart out with my own hands." "If I fail you, I'll cut it out for you. Votes: 0

I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am. Votes: 0

I am one day going to be working openly in the motion picture industry. When that day comes, I swear to you that I will never sign a term contract with any major studio Votes: 0

I am one day going to be working openly in the motion picture industry. When that day comes, I swear to you that I will never sign a term contract with any major studio. Votes: 0

I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut. Votes: 0

And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell." - Eve Rosser Votes: 0

On my honor, I swear to you, that from my first day in office to the last breath I draw, I will do everything in my power to make you proud of your government. Votes: 0

I swear I will not dishonor my soul with hatred, but offer myself humbly as a guardian of nature, as a healer of misery, as a messenger of wonder, as an architect of peace. Votes: 0

Obey thy parents, keep thy word justly; swear not; commit not with man's sworn spouse; set not thy sweet heart on proud array. * * * Keep thy foot out of brothels, thy pen from lenders' books. Votes: 0

Don't swear at your past; you couldn't existed without it! It is the only path to reach today and tomorrow! Remember that past is a great teacher who thought us all we know now! Votes: 0

The earth is rude, silent, incomprehensible at first; Be not discouraged - keep on - there are divine things, well envelop'd; I swear to you there are divine things more beautiful than words can tell. Votes: 0

Can you get it? (Jaden) If I swear myself to eternal slavery to Artemis. Yes. (Acheron) I'd rather trade places with Prometheus and have my innards ripped out every day. (Jaden) So would I. (Acheron) Votes: 0

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States Votes: 0

Everything matters. The Universe is approximately fifteen billion years old, and I swear that in all that time, nothing has ever happened that has not mattered, has not contributed in some way to the totality. Votes: 0

I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question. Votes: 0

If I hear "˜Karma Chameleon' one more time, I swear I'm going to find Boy George and make him eat Jesse's record. What does red, gold, and green have to do with anything anyway? (Gloria) Votes: 0

Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I cannot swear. Votes: 0

In this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray to, you will never have more than what you have at this moment. Votes: 0

This is illegal. If you don't let me out, you'll be arrested. I swear you will. You'll go to prison and be forced to have intimate relations with a man named Butch. Let. Me. Out. Votes: 0

I swear and it comes off a little angry, no matter how funny I'm trying to do it. If I use certain words with a certain intensity, it's like 'Whoa whoa whoa, buddy buddy!' Votes: 0

I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And jumping off rooftops." "And lighting their farts on fire," she says. Votes: 0