Switzerland is a country where very few things begin, but many things end. Votes: 8
F. Scott FitzgeraldI've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Votes: 8
Billy ConnollyI'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel. Votes: 6
Rodney DangerfieldSwitzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it. Votes: 6
Mark TwainIn an ideal world, I'd spend every weekend at my home in Zermatt in Switzerland. Votes: 4
Vanessa MaeSwitzerland is part of the fight against terrorism. There is no neutrality against this threat. Votes: 4
Samuel SchmidIf we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked. Votes: 4
P. J. O'RourkeI've always considered the French-speaking part of Switzerland as a province of France. Votes: 3
Jean-Luc GodardLenin had taken part in Jewish student meetings in Switzerland thirty-five years before. Votes: 3
Chaim WeizmannI am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures. Votes: 3
Stephenie MeyerNo score in the other game betwen top club and bottom club, Switzerland and Georgia. Votes: 3
Rob HawthorneI was born in Switzerland. Everyone thinks I'm Swiss, but I'm actually German. I'm from Germany. Votes: 3
Baran OdarThere was the joke about Switzerland being an island surrounded by land. This was never true. Votes: 3
Samuel SchmidI have no desire to vote for French politicians, and I'm not entitled to vote in Switzerland. Votes: 3
Jean-Luc GodardIraq may still have a decent outcome...but even if it becomes Switzerland, we overpaid for it. Votes: 3
Thomas FriedmanI just got back from Switzerland, which I've never been to. I went to Switzerland and Amsterdam. Votes: 3
Linda CardelliniSwitzerland is my favorite place now, because it's so - nothing. There is absolutely nothing to do. Votes: 3
Andy WarholI always traveled. I left Cameroon when I was 11 years old. I lived in the USA, in Switzerland. Votes: 3
Yannick NoahThe outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure. Votes: 3
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