I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. Votes: 6
Rodney DangerfieldA man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. Votes: 6
Herb CaenGood looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters. Votes: 4
Douglas CouplandThe first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. Votes: 4
Dorothy ParkerIf you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use both feet. Votes: 4
Keith RichardsIf a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out. Votes: 4
George BrettLet us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts. Votes: 4
Benito MussoliniTeeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born, To signify thou camest to bite the world. Votes: 3
William ShakespeareAll true language is incomprehensible, like the chatter of a beggar's teeth. Votes: 2
Antonin ArtaudGood-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters. Votes: 2
Douglas CouplandCinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning. You can't escape it. Votes: 2
Shah Rukh Khan[Before each of numerous portrait sittings:] Now then, with teeth or without? Votes: 0
Queen Elizabeth II...just shattered structures rising up like rotten teeth from a diseased jaw. Votes: 0
Robert R. McCammonA friend's bitter words seem to us more poisonous than a serpent's teeth. Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanEvery expression of desired friendship has potential bite. Every smile reveals the teeth. Votes: 0
Dean KoontzQuirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos they're rebellious. Votes: 0
Jennifer AnistonSometimes photographing people is like pulling teeth, trying to get some sort of personality. Votes: 0
Sam Taylor-Johnson...we are an overfed and undernourished nation digging an early grave with our teeth... Votes: 0
Ezra Taft BensonThe new Germany has the unquestionable right to hold its tongue between its teeth. Votes: 0
Karl LiebknechtDahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole. Votes: 0
Neil GaimanShe still craved the fantasy while reality was busy sinking in its sharp teeth. Votes: 0
Belle MaloryI've always thought the prettiest smiles are the ones that show the most teeth. Votes: 0
D. W. WilsonIf you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance. Votes: 0
Charles M. SchulzSnowdrops: Theirs is a fragile but hardy celebration... in the very teeth of winter. Votes: 0
Louise WilderIt is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. Votes: 0
Pierre-Auguste RenoirYou need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichGrit your teeth and smile. In the face of adversity, go. They don't deserve you. Votes: 0
Christine LagardeI was shaking all over, and it wasn't from the vampire. Memories have teeth, too. Votes: 0
Laurell K. HamiltonAs long as I have teeth, I'll keep playing. You can't play trumpet without teeth. Votes: 0
Lionel FerbosI want to make photographs of very elegant women taking the lipstick off their teeth. Votes: 0
Cecil BeatonI'm the same age as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. Votes: 0
Christopher Paul CurtisI got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef. Votes: 0
RaekwonHollywood is a community that's so inbred, it's a wonder the children have any teeth. Votes: 0
Barry DillerOk first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs Votes: 0
Nicki MinajOur fathers and ourselves sowed dragon's teeth. Our children know and suffer the armed men. Votes: 0
Stephen Vincent BenetBoys play with death as though it were a game, cutting their teeth on daggers. Votes: 0
Sheri S. TepperYou'll see everything from gold teeth to hood ornaments. It's almost like Halloween during August. Votes: 0
David CarsonI like the fact that I have good old-fashioned British teeth with a big gap. Votes: 0
Georgia May JaggerLiterature doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is money and getting your teeth fixed! Votes: 0
Delmore SchwartzShe surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?" He showed her his teeth. "Yes. Votes: 0
Ilona AndrewsWriting is not chewing your nails and picking your teeth, but a matter of public interest. Votes: 0
Alfred DoblinOh! Worm! Seth pounced, squealing when his teeth sank into his own tail. Ow! That hurt!" Votes: 0
Eden WintersCarbon is the currency of how you measure climate change, but water will be the teeth. Votes: 0
Jim Yong KimHis time was past, her handmaid Irri declared. No man should live longer than his teeth. Votes: 0
George R. R. MartinI don't care what anybody says about Ringo. I cut my rock-n-roll teeth listening to him. Votes: 0
Don HenleyI'm glad acting sunk its teeth into me, because now I can't imagine doing anything else. Votes: 0
Ryan KwantenIt is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. Votes: 0
Vincent CanbyWe Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake. Votes: 0
George HerbertA string of bright white buildinh, glistening like teeth over the slurping mouth of the ocean. Votes: 0
Lauren OliverI'd rather have my teeth drilled than listen to that awful song, 'Fly, Eagles Fly.' Votes: 0
Chris ChristieWe might knit that knot with our tongues that we shall never undo with our teeth. Votes: 0
John LylyTake all the hype out of the exercise and think of it as brushing your teeth. Votes: 0
Nicole Ari ParkerIf you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. Votes: 0
Keith RichardsIt is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick. Votes: 0
Louis KronenbergerLet's be off before he gets his great horsey teeth into my poor lines of verse! Votes: 0
Cornelia FunkeI've been kicked in the teeth more times in tennis than the law ought to allow. Votes: 0
Jimmy ConnorsIn our day there are no longer any ideas, or they are scarcer than hens' teeth. Votes: 0
Louis AragonWe are the creatives with teeth. We know ideas are more important than our personal wellbeing. Votes: 0
Kanye WestWill Rogers was an American hero - someone you could get your teeth into and love. Votes: 0
Willard ScottMy teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones. Votes: 0
Duncan KeithIf they cut off both hands, I will compose music anyway holding the pen in my teeth. Votes: 0
Dmitri ShostakovichI love low-budget projects with great acting and great stories you can really get your teeth into. Votes: 0
Erin RichardsWe would never have scales, feathers, or breasts if we didn't have teeth in the first place. Votes: 0
Neil Shubinhis smile bore the same relation to a real smile as false teeth do to real teeth ... Votes: 0
Rebecca WestThe trouble with America is that there are far too many wide open spaces surrounded by teeth. Votes: 0
Charles LuckmanLove isn't soft, like the poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close. Votes: 0
Stephen KingTruth has sharp teeth, so do not expect anything beautiful (to see) when it smiles to you. Votes: 0
Ratko PetrovićThe savages are upon me and I feel my flesh burn beneath the teeth of their indifference. Votes: 0
JewelI have to brush my teeth before I go on stage otherwise I don't feel smart enough. Votes: 0
Chris MartinI was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth. Votes: 0
Bill BurrThe old Inquisition had its rack and its thumbscrews and its instruments of torture with iron teeth. Votes: 0
Rose SchneidermanTake the tale in your teeth, then, and bite till the blood runs, hoping it's not poison. Votes: 0
Ursula K. Le GuinWoo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now," he said through rattling teeth. Votes: 0
Chris ColferI'm kind of a private person, and sometimes it's like pulling teeth to get me to talk. Votes: 0
Morris ChestnutI have problems because I'm very expressive, and usually red lipstick gets on my teeth and face. Votes: 0
Jessica ChastainNo performer should attempt to bite off red-hot iron unless he has a good set of teeth. Votes: 0
Harry HoudiniI was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead." Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergA drunkard clasp his teeth and not undo 'em, To suffer wet damnation to run through 'em. Votes: 0
Cyril TourneurOh, let us lose our milk teeth and cut instead the strong teeth of hate and love. Votes: 0
St. Catherine of SienaI dream about my teeth, losing a tooth, which I think means that you want control back. Votes: 0
Sophie CooksonI'm always worried that lipstick is on my teeth or caked in the corners of my mouth. Votes: 0
Chyler LeighYeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? Votes: 0
Katie MacAlisterI came out of the closet very young, and I had to cut my teeth pretty fast. Votes: 0
Rufus WainwrightIf a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. Votes: 0
George BrettI believe it doesn't really matter where you work as long as you work. Keep sharpening your teeth. Votes: 0
Morgan FreemanWriting a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay. Votes: 0
Flannery O'ConnorStep to this and get shanked up I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt Votes: 0
Big LLife is a lone wolf, scratching out a living with teeth and claws and a heart of stone. Votes: 0
Dan WellsI am an animal, my teeth are sharp and my mouth is full, and the passion is strong. Votes: 0
Pete TownshendI had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. Votes: 0
Rita RudnerIf you see the teeth of the lion, do not think that the lion is smiling at you. Votes: 0
Al-MutanabbiI wonder how a lioness will manage in a dovecote. Can you put away your teeth and claws? Votes: 0
Alice HoffmanI tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldTis mean for empty praise of wit to write, As fopplings grin to show their teeth are white. Votes: 0
John BrownIf I could change my appearance, I would have the gap between my front teeth put back in. Votes: 0
Thandie NewtonShe smiles.Her teeth are crooked. If I knocked them out,I might be doing her a favor. Votes: 0
Veronica RothYou could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. Votes: 0
Chevy ChaseOnly a sheep with lion's heart can attack wolf, not the sheep with lion's teeth or with lion's claw! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanThe one thing I always do is I always brush my teeth before I play. I don't know why. Votes: 0
Alex GaskarthIt is no use for the honorable member to shake his head in the teeth of his own words. Votes: 0
William E. GladstoneI have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer. Votes: 0
J MascisSpeed Racer is good to cut your teeth on, but if anyone has not seen Akira, go get it. Votes: 0
James MarstersThe comedy of class, played so straight, is a wonderful thing for an actor to sink their teeth into. Votes: 0
Shirley MacLaineWhen I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. Votes: 0
Bobcat GoldthwaitThe nation's morals are like its teeth: the more decayed they are the more it hurts to touch them. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawYou might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyHell, I am young. I am free. My teeth are clean. The sun shines. To hell with everything else Votes: 0
Stephen FryI am God's wheat and shall be ground by their teeth so that I may become Christ's pure bread. Votes: 0
Ignatius of AntiochAmerica is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. Votes: 0
Johnny DeppIn order to obtain the goal of returning to Palestine, all of us sometimes have to grit our teeth. Votes: 0
Yasser ArafatAll I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, see my two front teeth! Votes: 0
Donald Yetter GardnerMove every day. Like taking a shower and brushing your teeth. Make it a part of your everyday life. Votes: 0
Randy JacksonBattle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue. Votes: 0
Ambrose BierceWhat is it that you long for best, that clenches teeth and claws over the ventricles of your heart? Votes: 0
Benjanun SriduangkaewI was blessed with a good character in 'Hollyoaks,' and I cut my teeth in 'Brookside' as well. Votes: 0
Barry SloaneMe and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. Votes: 0
Jimmy DuranteIt was not right to believe anything you couldn't see or hold in your hands or test with your teeth. Votes: 0
Flannery O'ConnorIf you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth Votes: 0
Tom ClancyI tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth. Votes: 0
UsherI live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. Votes: 0
Charles Nelson ReillyIf you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months Votes: 0
Josh SternIn the absence of hope we must still struggle to survive, and so we do-by the skin of our teeth. Votes: 0
William StyronI just made up my mind that I was going to lose my teeth and have my face cut to pieces. Votes: 0
Johnny BowerHe that has cut the claws of the lion will not feel quite secure until he has also drawn his teeth. Votes: 0
Charles Caleb ColtonI got a couple of front teeth knocked out during a football match when I was hit by a flying elbow. Votes: 0
James CosmoI had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached. Votes: 0
Alan CarrDrinking all day Big chiefing at night I keep my eyes red and tight So that my teeth can look white Votes: 0
Devin the DudeIf a man has knocked out the teeth of a man of the same rank, his own teeth shall be knocked out. Votes: 0
HammurabiThe Yankee is one who, if he once gets his teeth set on a thing, all creation can't make him let go. Votes: 0
Ralph Waldo EmersonThe only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. Votes: 0
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