Thank you for life, and all the little ups and downs that make it worth living. Votes: 4
Travis BarkerThank God when he oppresses you, and again when he releases you. Votes: 3
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheThank goodness we don't have only serious problems, but ridiculous ones as well. Votes: 3
Edsger DijkstraI have NEVER worked with a better lead generating company! Thank You Zillow. Votes: 3
Spencer RascoffThank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between church and state. Votes: 3
James K. PolkThank you for being interested. Doesn't sound much but it meant just about everything. Votes: 3
Pam BrownThank you for your coffee, seignior. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca. Votes: 3
Ingrid BergmanThank you, Captain Obvious." "I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious. Votes: 3
Karen ChanceThank you for your input; I can tell you are struggling towards being interesting. Votes: 3
Stephen FryYes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else. Thank you, Confucious. Votes: 3
James PattersonThank goodness we don't live in medieval times, when people fought wars over ideas. Votes: 3
Wojciech JaruzelskiMy petal. Westminster's toy had tea issues. Thank Biffy and Lyall. Toodle pip. A. Votes: 3
Gail CarrigerThank you, but diamonds break easier than gold and people shine more through brokenness Votes: 3
Samantha BoscarinoThank George Michael for your radical activism in the LGBTQ community! Love you always! Votes: 3
Miley CyrusFree at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last. Votes: 3
Martin Luther King, Jr.My mother only said: Thank God the scorpion picked on me and spared my children. Votes: 3
Nissim EzekielThank you guys for believing in my ability and supporting me in my Olympic journey. Votes: 3
Simone BilesThank God for our form of government. The media won't let there be any cover-up. Votes: 3
John McCainThank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos. Votes: 3
Mick Jagger[On the birth of son William:] Thank goodness he hasn't got ears like his father. Votes: 3
Princess DianaThank God for theater and film and television and my very, very, very lucky life. Votes: 3
Jonathan BanksThank you for keeping it a secret. There aren't many of those in this tribe. Votes: 3
Kristen AshleyThank God. Now maybe he'll stop acting like a cranky toddler that skipped nap time. Votes: 3
Jay CrownoverThe ball gave me prestige, gave me fame, gave me riches. Thank you, my old friend. Votes: 3
Alfredo Di StefanoTreat every piece of advice as a gift or a compliment and simply say, "Thank you. Votes: 3
Marshall GoldsmithThank all the people in the world who are always 10% kinder than they need to be. Votes: 3
Helen ExleyFor the yesterdays and todays, and the tomorrows I can hardly wait for - Thank you. Votes: 3
Cecelia AhernSometimes people tell me I'm a good guy. Thank God, I'd probably be a terrible woman Votes: 3
Cameron MonaghanI discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me. Votes: 3
Les DawsonIs it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. Votes: 3
Gena ShowalterThank God I have done my duty. Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub. Kiss me, Hardy. Votes: 3
Horatio NelsonThank God for the passing of the discomforts and vile cuisine of the age of chivalry! Votes: 3
Mason CooleyThe best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women. Votes: 3
Jarod KintzOK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them. Votes: 3
Thom YorkeThank God we in Iran have neither the desire nor the need to suffer from democracy. Votes: 3
Mohammed Reza PahlaviI know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead! Votes: 3
MorrisseyI know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead! Votes: 3
Steven MorrisseyWe Love Water. We Thank Water. We Respect Water. We Are All Water. We Are All One. Votes: 3
Masaru EmotoHere lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it. Votes: 3
Ogden NashWe all have our down days, but it's not hard to smile and say, 'Thank you.' Votes: 3
Yvette Nicole BrownThank God, I can look at a sunset now without having to think how to describe it Votes: 3
W. Somerset MaughamThank God for rap, I would say it got me a plaque But what's better than that? Votes: 3
Kendrick LamarThank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Votes: 3
Garrison KeillorThe room where I am lodging is stupendous. Thank God I am as fit as a fiddle. Votes: 3
Pietro MascagniThank God when He lays a burden on thee, and thank Him when He takes it off. Votes: 3
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheI wake up every morning and say to myself, Well, I'm still in New York. Thank you, God. Votes: 3
Ed KochThank God he killed the guy. Oh, now, wait a minute. What kind of a prayer was that! Votes: 3
Anne RiceOlder teens tend to write to me and say, 'Thank you for not writing down to teenagers.' Votes: 3
Matthew Tobin AndersonThank God that I am not over 75 so that James Earl Jones knows who the hell I am. Votes: 3
Linda LavinThank heavens, the sun has gone in and I donât have to go out and enjoy it. Votes: 3
Logan Pearsall SmithYou are a sick, sick man, I told him. âThank you, Ben replied, looking modest. Votes: 3
Patricia BriggsGood morning, Lord! What are You up to today? Can I be a part of it? Thank You. Amen. Votes: 3
Norman GrubbThank God, it is over, that I have seen it and am able to tell it to the world. Votes: 3
George CatlinGod gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you?' Votes: 2
William Arthur WardIf the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough. Votes: 2
Meister EckhartMusic is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night. Votes: 2
A. J. McLeanA grain of devotion is more valuable thank tons of faithlessness. Votes: 0
A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami PrabhupadaI thank my mother, Terezinha, for the power of her transforming love. Votes: 0
Maria das Gracas Silva FosterNo, thank you," said Adrian. "These hands don't sully themselves with fighting. Votes: 0
Richelle MeadI WILL FOLLOW ANYONEAND THANK EVERYONEWHO TRIESTO BRING SMILE BACKTO THIS WOMAN Votes: 0
Widad AkrawiHeavenly Father, thank you for the blessing that you bestow upon me daily. Votes: 0
Lailah Gifty AkitaAfricans didn't want saving, thank you very much, least of all not by me. Votes: 0
Jacqueline NovogratzThis is war," he say quietly. "Well thank God you're dressed for it, Griggs. Votes: 0
Melina MarchettaDon't thank me,' Mr. Curtain called as the door slid closed. 'Impress me! Votes: 0
Trenton Lee StewartBeethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth. Votes: 0
Ludwig van BeethovenI want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for even having a comedy category. Votes: 0
Michael KeatonAlways thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse. Votes: 0
Warren BeattyWords that should cross your lips with ease: thank you, love you, sorry, please. Votes: 0
Richelle E. GoodrichWe can thank God for everything good, and all the rest we don't comprehend yet. Votes: 0
Kristin ArmstrongThe love that follows us sometime is our trouble, which still we thank as love. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareWe thank Thee, O Father of all, for... all the soul-help that sad souls understand. Votes: 0
Will CarletonNo one I know actually reads what I write, so thank heavens for you strangers. Votes: 0
Sarah VowellI keep all of my letters, postcards, and thank you notes. I'll keep them forever! Votes: 0
Jane LevyTHANK YOU everyone for supporting me and getting me in the top 3!!!! I love y'all!!! Votes: 0
Danielle BradberyWe should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonThe one prediction that never comes true is, 'You'll thank me for telling you this. Votes: 0
Judith MartinO death! We thank you for the light that you will shed upon our ignorance. Votes: 0
Jacques-Benigne BossuetKids are shy and they often don't want to make eye contact or say "thank you." Votes: 0
Viggo MortensenMy wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength. Votes: 0
Anthony AndersonMy job is to perform, enjoy cricket and thank God for whatever he has given me. Votes: 0
Suresh RainaThe best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. Votes: 0
Josh BillingsAmong my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God. Votes: 0
Don RicklesAnd Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for. Votes: 0
Barack ObamaI want to thank the people of Texas for asking me to represent them in Washington. Votes: 0
Kay Bailey HutchisonWell Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues. Votes: 0
Justin SomperPeople don't have to like or support you. So you always have to say thank you. Votes: 0
Ruben StuddardI have had a happy life and thank the Lord. Goodbye and may God bless all! Votes: 0
Christopher McCandlessWe meet today To thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for the opening one. Votes: 0
John Greenleaf WhittierFirst thing I do [in the morning] is thank the master. I thank God every day. Votes: 0
Pharrell WilliamsI thank God who slowly dressed me in a heavy skin, otherwise I would now be dead. Votes: 0
Ingrid BergmanI guess we have the press to thank for pushing us to see something we didn't see! Votes: 0
Eva LongoriaWe must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives. Votes: 0
John F. KennedyI am not bad, thank you. But don't worry, one of these days I shall certainly die. Votes: 0
Charles de GaulleFor beauty is God's handwriting...A nd, thank God for it as a cup of His blessing. Votes: 0
Ralph Waldo EmersonAnd I thank God I believe in God, or I would probably be enormously angry right now. Votes: 0
Clarence ThomasDon't thank me for telling the truth when it would have been mercy to lie to you. Votes: 0
Marissa MeyerI had a nightmare that I slept without my nose tape on thank God it wasn't true! Votes: 0
Heidi MontagShoulda sent a thank you note, you little hoe Now Imma wrap your coffin wit a bow Votes: 0
Nicki MinajI say three prayers every night to make sure that God knows I thank him so much. Votes: 0
Jackie EvanchoI don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me. Votes: 0
Douglas CouplandI want to thank you my sweet darling for digging in the mud and picking me up. Votes: 0
Jimi HendrixAt my age, I donât need to be a sexy bundle of muscles, thank you very much. Votes: 0
Karl LagerfeldYou know, you have to put bread on the table. So you thank God you got the job. Votes: 0
Gavin MacLeodWell, there's not a day goes by when I don't get up and say thank you to somebody. Votes: 0
Rod StewartI have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me. Votes: 0
Serge SavardI want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging. Votes: 0
George W. BushGod is the greatest. So at the end of the day and beginning of the day, I thank God. Votes: 0
DJ KhaledOh my God, I can't believe what you did for me - thank you. I love you so much. Votes: 0
Marcia CrossWe thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.
Garrison KeillorTo those who voted for me, thank you. And to those who didn't, better luck next year!
Cate BlanchettIf today you have nothing to be happy about, thank God for the potential of tomorrow.
Rickson GracieOne of the best ways to practice the presence of the Lord is to thank Him all the time.
Joseph PrinceI once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
Rodney DangerfieldTo my precious members, who I hope to be with forever, I love you and thank you so much.
Choi Soo-youngI had no desire to be in the movies. All my training had been in the theater, thank God.
Jack LemmonHervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today
Jennifer LawrenceIt is God's hand which has guided everything, and it is God whom we must thank above all.
Basil MoreauI'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
Bill HicksWords seem so futile, so feeble. You are all such lovely, beautiful people ... thank you.
Charlie ChaplinLet us thank God that we live in an age when something has influence besides the bayonet.
Daniel WebsterThank God for Heaven! - That's where everything will get straightened out and made right!
David BergI'd like to thank myself, and congratulate myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.
Dee Dee RamoneI have a lot of people to thank but they're none of them here so I'm not going to bother.
Emma ThompsonHow do we thank an angel? Somehow I don't think a fruit basket will do the trick." ~ Amun
Gena ShowalterWe should thank God for being with us, not ask Him to be with us (this is always given!).
Henry BlackabyFurniture! Thank God, I can sit and I can stand without the aid of a furniture warehouse.
Henry David ThoreauToday don't beg, don't ask, just thank God in silence for all the blessings in your life.
Paulo CoelhoSeven million people I turned on, and only one hundred thousand have come by to thank me.
Timothy LearyI want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
Gib LewisThank God that I get to do what I get to do; there's no way to tell you how grateful I am.
Gwen StefaniWhen you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don't expect him to thank or forgive you.
John DarnielleThank you Rob for the honor you have brought to our city with this oustanding composition.
Rocky AndersonI'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."
Sarah SilvermanWhen you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.
Zach BraffThank God there were a couple of people in my life who said, "Go on, go on - you can do it!
Barbra StreisandAid the sick; thank the Divine Power for the state of equilibrium you are able to conserve.
Chico XavierLife is a photograph too, so thank you,for not removing yourself from the picture just yet.
Meggie RoyerGo out by yourself, face the wind, hold up your head and thank God for this gardening year.
Richardson WrightPeople come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'
Sid CaesarThank God for sleep! And when you cannot sleep, still thank Him that you live to lie awake.
William Arthur DunkerleySo in every test, let us say: "Thank you, my God, because this was needed for my salvation."
Elder Paisios of Mount AthosI'm not what I want to be. I'm not what I'm going to be. But, thank God, I'm not what I was!
Gloria GaitherThank God she doesn't have to be confirmed by the Senate.(on the birth of his granddaughter)
Herbert HooverThank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
Jimmy FallonI want to thank everybody, all my fans in Israel, all the children, everybody, it's amazing.
Justin BieberThe great tragedy of atheists is that they walk through this world and have no one to thank.
Leo TolstoyGiving me a a new idea is like handing a cretin a gun, but I do thank you anyhow, bang bang.
Philip K. DickMy favorite prayer is thank you. Most people are asking for things and not doing their part.
Tony RobbinsOn being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
Yogi BerraGive people permission to be who they are and they will love, thank, and respect you forever.
Alan CohenHe wanted me to learn to stand on my own feet, and to make it impossible for me to thank him.
Bob CrosbyI have never wished there was a God to call on- I have often wished there was a God to thank.
F. Scott FitzgeraldThank God we are not to be judged by the opinions of our fellows, but by the work that we do.
Heber J. GrantI thank my dad for my mental longevity and for the fact we played against better competition.
Karch KiralyBecause I'm not writing all the time (thank goodness), my mind is sometimes pleasantly blank.
Lydia DavisAs my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.
Robert JordanThank God I've never been taken to task on a talk-radio show. I won't go on a talk-radio show.
Guy MaddinI love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.
Joel McHaleThose trapped in sin will not normally thank you for pointing out the darkness in their lives.
Kevin DeYoungLovers are angry, reconciled, entreat, thank, appoint, and finally speak all things, by their.
Michel de MontaigneAnd to Mindy, I can only ever say a simple thank you. And dedicate the rest of my life to her.
Richard HammondSmiling just to see the smile upon your face. These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive.
Edwin McCainHello, it's a dream for me to play for Real Madrid. Thank you for the great welcome. Go Madrid!
Gareth BaleThank you, but we respectfully decline your overture, being more enjoyably occupied at present.
Laini TaylorWhen we find someone who is brave, fun, intelligent, and loving, we have to thank the universe.
Maya AngelouEvery time it rains, the soil counts every drop to know exactly how many times to thank to God!
Mehmet Murat ildanThere is great value in disaster. All our mistakes are burned up. Thank God we can start a new.
Thomas A. EdisonHaving someone you love say "Thank you" is more rewarding than just having them say "I love you.
Ai YazawaOh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.
Elaine DundyNever thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.
Gene FowlerAnd perhaps, posterity will thank me for having shown that the ancients did not know everything.
Pierre de FermatNow remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.
Daniel ToshI'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.
Jim CarreyI want to thank everyone for believing in me, even though I only have 27,000 Instagram followers.
Riley KeoughWas I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.
W. C. FieldsSadly, it has often been said that my rear is better than my front, so thank you very much indeed.
Anton du BekeI thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.
George R. R. MartinThank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously
Jimmy FallonNo one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another. Thank you.
Joseph AddisonMy eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.
Robert BreaultDesire joy and thank God for it. Renounce it, if need be, for other's sake. That's joy beyond joy.
Robert BrowningBe grateful! It is easy to thank after obtaining what you want, thank before having what you want.
Shams TabriziAfter all these years, I could say thank you to a woman who had a powerful impact on my early life.
Oprah WinfreyNo, thank you, I don't mind the rain,' I said. I always lacked common sense when taken by surprise.
Anne BronteThe more we thank God for the blessings we receive, the more we open the way for further blessings.
Betty EadieTo the folks that continue to support through ups and downs... good and bad... I can't thank you...
Chris CopelandLord, I believe; help my unbelief' is the best any of us can do really, but thank God it is enough.
Frederick BuechnerWhat is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you? Thank you. You are very kind.
Meg CabotTo eat in the same room where food is cooked - that is the way to thank the Lord for His abundance.
Paul EngleThank Ra!" She exclaimed. "Yeah, I'm alive." "No, I almost jumped in after you. I hate the water!
Rick RiordanTyson! Thank the gods, Annabeth is hurt!" "You thank the gods that she is hurt?" he asked, puzzled.
Rick RiordanI thank God for happiness and sadnessIf you are never sad you will never know how good happiness is
Shah Rukh KhanAgriculture specialists say our farm production is increasing and will go on increasing. Thank God.
Vladimir PutinEven when life may be difficult, we should thank God for all He does for us-which we do not deserve.
Billy GrahamThank God that I had the ability to understand that I had a different beat and that I was a drummer.
James BrownNothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.
Jeff LindsayI have to thank the People, the Congress, and the Government of the United States for my liberation.
Lajos KossuthHe shook his head and eyed Roarke. "You don't look like a cop." "I'm not and thank you for noticing.
Nora RobertsMom, thank you. Mr. Palmer, my father I never had, thank you for teaching me what it is to be a man.
Ray RiceThank you for listening to Comedy Bang Bang! My name is Scott Aukerman and I will see you next week.
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