Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. Votes: 3
Dave BarryMy dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Votes: 3
Mike BirbigliaWe toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses. Votes: 2
Alan PerlisI like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. Votes: 2
Simon CowellWhat is odious but . . . people . . . who toast their feet on the register. . . . Votes: 0
Marsilio FicinoThe noise from good toast should reverberate in the head like the thunder of July. Votes: 0
E. V. LucasYou cannot capture warmth in a toast, but you can capture toast in a warmth. Votes: 0
Erik AltenhofenOf what value is a civilization that can't toast a piece of bread as ordered? Votes: 0
Haruki Murakami... For me it is essential, essential for the poet to have a new toast, new songs. Votes: 0
Mahmoud DarwishTo set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation. Votes: 0
E. V. LucasRaw toast," Lucas said grimly, shaking his head. "It goes against the very nature of man. Votes: 0
Julia QuinnEight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys. Votes: 0
Wayne GretzkyLet's have a toast-to the future generation of consumers, however many heads or assholes they have! Votes: 0
Brian AldissIn the morning, I'll usually do eggs and toast, but at night I keep it all protein. Votes: 0
Joel ParkinsonI don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast. Votes: 0
Mike DI love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast. Votes: 0
Ruth ReichlI'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons. Votes: 0
Kelly WearstlerWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Votes: 0
Peter KayFew people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs. Votes: 0
Dallas WillardA toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own. Votes: 0
Orson WellesEvery time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese... Votes: 0
ProdigyI've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast. Votes: 0
Ethel MermanI once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldA hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law. Votes: 0
Big LBe quiet, I'm doing a toast For niggas that don't really do shit, I swear, y'all be doing the most. Votes: 0
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