Quotes about Toilets

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets. Votes: 6

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. Votes: 6

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Votes: 6

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring. Votes: 6

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. Votes: 6

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it. Votes: 6

I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me. Votes: 6

We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success. Votes: 4

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Votes: 4

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. Votes: 4

Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. Votes: 4

I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. Votes: 4

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development. Votes: 4

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time. Votes: 4

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches. Votes: 4

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. Votes: 4

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? Votes: 4

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm? Votes: 4

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw. Votes: 4

Individuals interested in donating can call The Bridge. We do still need food, paper products, money, cleaning supplies - if people could call and coordinate donations. People loved donating clothing to The Bridge - it was an avenue; if they could put their focus on collecting cleaning supplies - toilet paper, food etc. - these items are a priority. Votes: 4

We are at Jesus' disposal. If he wants you to be sick in bed, if he wants you to proclaim His work in the street, if he wants you to clean the toilets all day, that's all right, everything is all right. We must say, "I belong to you. You can do whatever you like." And this ..is our strength, and this is the joy of the Lord. Votes: 4

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King. Votes: 4

The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don't flush. The faucets spew discolored water. They say it's like being on a Royal Caribbean cruise. Votes: 3

I cleaned toilets and shined shoes. Votes: 2

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets. Votes: 2

As education and employment secretary in 1997, I inherited hundreds of schools where the roofs leaked, the windows rattled, and they relied entirely on outside toilets. Votes: 2

I was used to getting changed in pub toilets before going on set. Then suddenly I had studios in L.A. advising me on my hair. Votes: 2

During the 1970s and 1980s, Congress distributed more than $60 billion to cities to make sure that what goes into toilets, industrial drains and street grates would not endanger human health. Votes: 2

I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get salvation. We need to give priority to toilets and cleanliness. Votes: 2

Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind. Votes: 2

Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles. Votes: 2

Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private Catholic school for a while, and that was to help me get through school. Votes: 2

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?' Votes: 2

Schools across India do not have teachers, libraries, playing grounds and even toilets. I do not want to see empty classrooms, empty libraries. I do not want to see cattle grazing on fields meant to be cricket or football grounds. Votes: 2

I am a big fan of long drop, composting toilets - I like the cycle of using waste. When you have experienced one and seen what comes out of the bottom, it is amazing stuff. It's the most beautiful, driest, sweet-smelling compost. Votes: 2

I've found that it's actually more of a disability to be tall than short. I have no problem fitting into plane toilets etc, and the adaptations made for wheelchair users - such as the lowering of bank machines - work for me as well. Votes: 2

When you look at the actual data on technological innovation, one thing you see is that what I call the 'low-hanging fruit' has been exhausted. So radio, flush toilets, electricity, and automobiles - a lot of very basic inventions - have spread to almost all households. Votes: 2

I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to go out and, you know, go to the bathroom because all the outdoor toilets. But anyhow, I was only going out to see the boys. Votes: 2

I did an internship at the Ardent theatre company in Philly after dropping out of college. I was earning $165 a week building sets and cleaning the toilets. Cleaning toilets is a good way of getting in touch with your creativity. That's when you find out if you got anything going on in your head. Votes: 2

My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets! Votes: 2

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets. Votes: 0

My name is only an anagram of toilets. Votes: 0

I think toilets are more important than temples. Votes: 0

He was a man too busy to flush toilets. Votes: 0

Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not. Votes: 0

We have successfully achieved the target of building toilets in schools. Votes: 0

The provision of toilets is a minimum requirement for the dignity of our women. Votes: 0

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets. Votes: 0

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. Votes: 0

Nobody should have to clean up what goes on around the base of most toilets. Votes: 0

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station. Votes: 0

It wasn't long ago I was cleaning toilets and now I have protestors. How cool is this? Votes: 0

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing... Votes: 0

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice. Votes: 0

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life. Votes: 0

Somebody should merge motorcycles and toilets. You know, for the lover in all of us, just waiting to be released. Votes: 0

Almost 4.25 lakh toilets were built in 2.62 schools nationwide in one year; this gives self-confidence that we can do what we want. Votes: 0

No organization works if the toilets don't work, but I don't believe that finding solutions to business problems is my job. Votes: 0

I was a maid, so cleaning toilets wasn't my favorite thing, but honestly, standing outside all day in the cold was worse. Votes: 0

Whathat!" Tyson gasped. "Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?" "Whasthat!" "Um... those are the toilets. Votes: 0

The Australian backyard was once built for tradesmen and outdoor toilets. As suburbs spread, it became a playground and source of pride... Votes: 0

Leadership is about keeping toilets flushing," the Admiral once said. "Unless you're on the battlefront. Then it's about staying alive. Neither are pleasant. Votes: 0

We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis. Votes: 0

When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.' Votes: 0

I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't even have water? Votes: 0

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever acted in the toilets. Votes: 0

All through life there were distinctions - toilets for men, toilets for women; clothes for men, clothes for women - then, at the end, the graves are identical. Votes: 0

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep? Votes: 0

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to treat you a little differently than before. Votes: 0

I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results. Votes: 0

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. Votes: 0

There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?" Votes: 0

And it makes you wonder"”how can a people incapable of selecting their own lightbulbs and toilets possess enough competence to vote for their own rulers and fill out complicated tax returns? Votes: 0

My dad worked - f - k if I know - seven jobs? He painted a house. He would deliver toilets. He drove a cab, delivered pizzas. Whatever he could do, he did. Votes: 0

Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation. Votes: 0

Cleanliness and sanitation were closest to Gandhiji's heart. We will launch a 'Clean India' campaign and by Gandhiji's 150th birth anniversary, all schools in the country should have toilets with separate toilets for girls. Votes: 0