They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck. Votes: 4
Erica JongYou may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Votes: 4
Jeff FoxworthyWhen I got out of high school, I joined a local blues band in Philadelphia - Woody's Truck Stop. Votes: 3
Todd RundgrenThe wussiest thing a guy can do is drive a clean truck. Dents, scratches and mud - that's manly. Votes: 2
Blake SheltonWhen I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis, Memphis. Votes: 2
Elvis PresleyIn any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains. Votes: 0
Drew CareyThe thorough bred against a clamor, or rather the Porsche vs. the pickup truck. Votes: 0
Larry MerchantAction and personal happiness have no truck with each other; they are eternally at war. Votes: 0
Antoine de Saint-ExuperyI love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck. Votes: 0
Dwayne JohnsonYou might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyBaby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I'm in love with you. Votes: 0
James TaylorAbout two months into the Whisky, I borrowed some money and rented a remote recording truck. Votes: 0
Johnny RiversDavid Bowie, for me, was the butchest guy in town. Jagger was like a truck driver. Votes: 0
Hedi SlimaneAbout two months into the Whisky, I borrowed some money and rented a remote recording truck. Votes: 0
Johnny RamistellaIt's just that I was thinking you don't ride in that truck of yours, you wear it. Votes: 0
Stephen KingThe optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer. Votes: 0
Steve AylettShe ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" Votes: 0
Henny YoungmanI'd love to give Malcolm the truck. We're going to figure out how to make that happen. Votes: 0
Tom BradyWhen I'm with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that's backing up. Votes: 0
Jodi PicoultIn other words, I have no truck for anyone who goes out and does an eclectic building. Votes: 0
Minoru YamasakiMy advice is: if you've got to be miserable to write great music, then drive a truck. Votes: 0
Chris IsaakPeople say hello to me. I mean, sometimes the sanitation truck goes by and says, hey Patti... Votes: 0
Patti SmithI never stole nuttin' unless it began with an 'A' - A truck, a car, a payroll...! Votes: 0
Rocky GrazianoI looked at my reflection in the rearview mirror. Some lipstick would go with this truck, I thought. Votes: 0
Jennifer NivenSometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. Votes: 0
Larry the Cable GuyI'm driving my old car until I'm on a first name basis with the low tow truck drivers! Votes: 0
Michelle SingletaryWhich is more musical: a truck passing by a factory or a truck passing by a music school? Votes: 0
John CageI'm a cowboy. I wear a hat. I drive a 4x4 Silverado diesel truck. I've got a farm. Votes: 0
Jason McCoyI really like to just jump in a truck with your backpack and just drive and go somewhere. Votes: 0
Piper PeraboIf he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. Votes: 0
Lou HoltzYou might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyThen again, it was Jace. He'd pick a fight with a Mack truck if the urge took him. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyI never wanted anything so much, I've got to have one. I want a girl in a pickup truck. Votes: 0
Rick TrevinoThe internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. Votes: 0
Theodore StevensTiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost. Votes: 0
Barry WilliamsThere is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive. Votes: 1 B. C. Forbes