Two things in India are religion - one is cricket, and one is movies - these are two things. Votes: 4
Preity ZintaTwo things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships. Votes: 3
Robert BreaultTwo things we want so desperately, glory and relationship, can coexist only in God. Votes: 3
Timothy KellerTwo things cause people to be destroyed: fear of poverty and seeking superiority through pride. Votes: 3
Ali ibn Abi TalibTwo things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people. Votes: 3
Bernard BaruchTwo things in life are infinite; the stupidity of man and the mercy of God. Votes: 3
G. I. GurdjieffTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Votes: 3
Albert EinsteinTwo things a novelist can do with a hat: Talk through it or pull a rabbit from it. Votes: 3
Peter S. PrescottTwo things cannot be in one place. Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle cannot grow. Votes: 3
Frances Hodgson BurnettTwo things strike me dumb: the infinite starry heavens, and the sense of right and wrong in man. Votes: 3
Immanuel KantTwo things I recognize, O Lord, in myself: Nature, which Thou hast made; Sin, which I have added. Votes: 3
Lancelot AndrewesTo achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time. Votes: 2
Leonard BernsteinI believe being a good senator requires two things. Number one, acumen. Number two, interest. Votes: 2
Trey GowdyThe person portrayed and the portrait are two entirely different things. Votes: 0
Jose Ortega y GassetThere are two things that bestow consequence; great possession, or great debts. Votes: 0
Charles Caleb ColtonI think leadership's always been about two main things: imagination and courage. Votes: 0
Paul KeatingA karate practitioner should possess two things : wicked hands, and Buddha's heart Votes: 0
Soke Behzad AhmadiLife is good for only two things, discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. Votes: 0
Simeon Denis PoissonKnowing the rules and remembering the rules are two completely different things. Votes: 0
Simon TravagliaExpectation and fact are two different things that people usually cannot differentiate. Votes: 0
Lionel SuggsOther than sex, two things bring people together; economic transactions and booze. Votes: 0
James CookIf you truly dwell within Acceptance, you are wityout two things-Expectations and Disappointments. Votes: 0
Mary Summer RainActually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation. Votes: 0
Gail ParentSelf-esteem is made up primarily of two things: feeling lovable and feeling capable. Votes: 0
Jack CanfieldEvery sentence must do one of two things-reveal character or advance the action. Votes: 0
Kurt VonnegutPlaying acoustic and line drawings are the two things I'm most competent at. Votes: 0
Robyn HitchcockThere are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheLeaders need to cultivate two things: a righteous heart and a rhinoceros skin. Votes: 0
Charles R. Swindollwhen two people unite, kindness must be mutual, or shocking things will happen. Votes: 0
Rosamond LehmannOnly two things ever stop the government from doing anything: money and politics Votes: 0
Bradley WhitfordThere are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation. Votes: 0
Bertrand MeyerThere are only two things worth aiming for, good music and a clean conscience. Votes: 0
Paul HindemithTwo Immeasurable Things: The healing power of love and the destructive power of hate. Votes: 0
Steve MaraboliBelief and knowledge are considered to be two different things. But they are not. Votes: 0
Stanley FishThere are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws. Votes: 0
Otto von BismarckThe two most powerful things in existence: a kind word and a thoughtful gesture. Votes: 0
Kenneth LangoneI think that's the most important thing-two things really, have fun and be yourself. Votes: 0
Asher RothI cannot imagine live without two things, First is cigarette and second are girls. Votes: 0
Wiz KhalifaIn McKinsey's world, all of life is one of two things: strategy or organization. Votes: 0
Tom PetersThere are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. Votes: 0
Mary Kay AshIt looked exhausting and pointless, two things that should be avoided at all costs Votes: 0
Daniel HandlerYou can only have two things in life, reasons and results. Reasons don't count. Votes: 0
Robert AnthonyEffective people do two things: they strive to do excellent work, and they prioritize. Votes: 0
Stephen CoveyNo two on earth in all things can agree. All have some daring singularity. Votes: 0
Winston ChurchillThere are two things that really get under Gary Neville's skin: scousers and policemen. Votes: 0
Rio FerdinandIntellect is not wisdom one must understand. They're two things - wisdom and intellect. Votes: 0
Nirmala SrivastavaKnowing and doing are two separate things, and don't always sync up in life. Votes: 0
Nenia CampbellGetting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanAfter you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money. Votes: 0
Helen Gurley BrownIn this lifetime, you got two things: Bad and good, and ain't nothin' in between. Votes: 0
Cold 187umLooking and seeing are two different things. What matters is the relationship with the subject. Votes: 0
Christophe AgouCollege is about three things: homework, fun, and sleep...but you can only choose two. Votes: 0
Andy SternFashion constantly begins and ends in the two things it abhors most, singularity and vulgarity. Votes: 0
William HazlittGolf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkeUnfortunately, what my head wanted and what my heart wanted were two completely different things. Votes: 0
Rachel VincentAfter 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight. Votes: 0
Cathy GuisewiteThere are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws. Votes: 0
Mark TwainRoller-skating and ice-skating are two different things - I found that out the hard way. Votes: 0
Todd BridgesCongress is good at doing two things: one is nothing, and the other is overreacting. Votes: 0
Hal AbelsonThere are two things in the world that can never get together- religion & common sense. Votes: 0
George William FooteIf you scratch a great photograph, you find two things; a painting and a photograph. Votes: 0
Janet MalcolmThe lives great artists live and the books they write are two very different things. Votes: 0
Michael CunninghamOnly the #" gospel can do two seemingly contradictory things: destroy pride and increase courage. Votes: 0
John PiperThe only two things in our lives are aliveness and patterns that block our aliveness. Votes: 0
Werner ErhardThere are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit Votes: 0
Stephen LeacockDestiny gave me only two things: a few accounting books and the gift of dreaming. Votes: 0
Fernando PessoaThere are two languages: one as things seem to us and the other of knowledge. Votes: 0
Yehuda AmichaiThere are two good things in life - freedom of thought and freedom of action. Votes: 0
W. Somerset MaughamIn acting there's two different things: You're either pitching in a scene, or you're catching. Votes: 0
Robin TunneyThe good painter must paint two things: a person and the essence of his soul. Votes: 0
Leonardo da VinciNot dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterMy old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.' Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinBy two wings a man is lifted up from things earthly: by simplicity and purity. Votes: 0
Thomas a KempisThere are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky Votes: 0
R. H. Bruce LockhartSex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society. Votes: 0
Doug StanhopeThere are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation. Votes: 0
Otto von BismarckCars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. Votes: 0
Craig BenzineWorld only has two things: Things you can eat and things you can no eat. Votes: 0
Hironobu SakaguchiWhat the public expects and what is healthy for an individual are two very different things. Votes: 0
Esther WilliamsBesides the two Christmas things, we've got a about a dozen new tracks we're working on. Votes: 0
Chris FrantzThere are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age. Votes: 0
Benjamin SpockI'm an engineer and a writer. And I find that those two things are not uncomplementary. Votes: 0
Naomi NovikHerd pressure is to be judged by two things: first, its intensity, and second, its direction. Votes: 0
Bertrand RussellEducation and the workforce: I think these two things go together in terms of human potential. Votes: 0
L. Todd RoseWhat I love doing is basically two things: I love flying airplanes and I love communication. Votes: 0
Richard BachProfessors known as outstanding lecturers do two things; they use a simple plan and many examples. Votes: 0
Wilbert J. McKeachieOutside of love, no two things are more valued in another person than trust and loyalty. Votes: 0
Zig ZiglarI never get nervous. Baseball consists of two things: hitting and pitching, and we've got both. Votes: 0
Carl PohladProstitution and corruption are two things that mankind has had to live with for so long. Votes: 0
Najib RazakLike I said, hearts can be tricky things. Sometimes gender doesn't matter when two souls connect. Votes: 0
A.M. ArthurInnovation is taking two things that already exist and putting them together in a new way. Votes: 0
Tom FrestonThere are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going! Votes: 0
Frank ZappaWhat the fashion system says and what the fashion customer says are really two different things. Votes: 0
Stefano GabbanaI was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it. Votes: 0
Mark TwainThere are two things which Man cannot look at directly without flinching: the sun and death. Votes: 0
Francois de La RochefoucauldTough toenails, tiger. What you want and what you get are usually two entirely different things. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksThere are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Votes: 0
HippocratesCharacter is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time. Votes: 0
Elbert HubbardLaw and equity are two things which God has joined, but which man has put asunder. Votes: 0
Charles Caleb ColtonI think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success Votes: 0
David Lee RothYou and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. Votes: 0
Elton JohnWhat you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things. Votes: 0
P. G. WodehouseTalking and eloquence are not the same: to speak, and to speak well, are two things. Votes: 0
Ben JonsonThere are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. Votes: 0
Kiefer SutherlandA good painter is to paint two main things, men and the working of man's mind. Votes: 0
Leonardo da VinciThere are two important things for full success in life: 1. Don´t tell everything you know. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinThe world is shaped by two things stories told and the memories they leave behind. Votes: 0
Vera NazarianLife is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. Votes: 0
Oscar WildeLiving and dreaming are two different things - but you can't do one without the other. Votes: 0
Malcolm ForbesThere are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love. Votes: 0
Stirling MossWhat I mean and what I say is two different things," the BFG announced rather grandly. Votes: 0
Roald DahlThe only two important things in life are real love and being at peace with yourself. Votes: 0
Jonathan CarrollFamily is everything to me. Family and health are the two most important things to me. Votes: 0
Mehcad BrooksTo have knowledge and to know are two different things, and one is possible without the other. Votes: 0
Ian GardnerIn my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either. Votes: 0
Cleveland AmoryThe 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives. Votes: 0
David LettermanThere are only two things that pierce the human heart. One is beauty. The other is affliction. Votes: 0
Simone WeilThe two most engaging powers of an author are to make new things familiar, familiar things new. Votes: 0
William Makepeace ThackerayOnly two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinYou put together two things that have not been put together before. And the world is changed... Votes: 0
Julian BarnesThe frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawPeople never forget two things, their first love and the money they wasted watching a bad movie. Votes: 0
Amit KalantriPut two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it. Votes: 0
George CarlinI have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up. Votes: 0
Nora EphronGovernment needs to do two things: put a price on carbon and invest heavily in new technologies. Votes: 0
Van JonesOne of two things is usually lacking in the so-called Philosophy of Art: either philosophy or art. Votes: 0
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich SchlegelThings she knew now, that she hadn't known two hours ago: Park was covered with skin. Everywhere. Votes: 0
Rainbow RowellThere are only two things I can't give up; one is coffee and the other is tobacco. Votes: 0
Andrew JacksonIf you develop 10 things, and you can get two or three made, that's a very high ration. Votes: 0
Judd ApatowYou will only be remembered for two things: the problems you solve or the ones you create. Votes: 0
Mike MurdockIn a lifetime of mistakes, you two are the greatest things that have ever happened to me. Votes: 0
Nicholas SparksI live by two credos: If you don't ask, you don't get. And most things don't work. Votes: 0
Richard Saul WurmanYou play ensemble things that you had no idea you were going to play two minutes before. Votes: 0
Lester BowieWe are all sure of two things, at least; we shall suffer and we shall all die. Votes: 0
Oliver GoldsmithEverybody should do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice. Votes: 0
William JamesSex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. Votes: 0
Kevin CostnerA violent order is disorder; and a great disorder is an order.These two things are one. Votes: 0
Wallace StevensAnd when I started college, I think I was good at two things: arguing and asking questions. Votes: 0
Karen HughesKung fu and soccer are the two things that I was most interested in as a child. Votes: 0
Stephen ChowSome things remain fragments, just the lyrics and melodies or a line or two or a verse. Votes: 0
Tracy ChapmanYou can do two things at once, but you can't focus effectively on two things at once. Votes: 0
Gary W. KellerI hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most. Votes: 0
Fran LebowitzMultitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once. Votes: 0
Helena Bonham CarterEvery man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying. Votes: 0
Martin LutherTrust him with none of thy individualities who is, or pretends to be, two things at once. Votes: 0
Johann Kaspar LavaterThere are only two things you can invest: Time & Money. Of the two, Time is more important. Votes: 0
Robert KiyosakiAs a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants. Votes: 0
Justin Townes EarleThere are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one. Votes: 0
Raul JuliaOne good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinBe a military flier or be in a band; those were the two hippest things I could imagine. Votes: 0
Nick LoweComedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite. Votes: 0
Mike MyersThere are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. Votes: 0
Woody AllenI think love and friends are two things that you don't chase. True love and true friends come, Votes: 0
Toni GonzagaMichael and I talk at least every two weeks. He understands why I've done the things I have. Votes: 0
LaToya JacksonThere are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects. Votes: 0
Carrie FisherI'm still breathing because I have faith. My faith and my kids are the two things that matter. Votes: 0
Kate GosselinTHERE ARE TWO THINGS that don't have to mean anything, one is music and the other is laughter. Votes: 0
Immanuel KantBut to admire a strong person and to live under that strong person's thumb are two different things. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawThere are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. Votes: 0
Royce HartI can cook about two things. I can boil hot water for the only pasta I can make. Votes: 0
Drew BarrymoreYou must get good at one of two things; planting in the spring or begging in the fall. Votes: 0
Jim RohnFor me, art has to have two things to really blow me away: a strong concept and drama. Votes: 0
Alix SmithTo speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks. Votes: 0
Ben JonsonTo speak and to speak well, are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks. Votes: 0
Ben JonsonHe liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. Votes: 0
Derek LandyThe two hardest things to contemplate in life ... are failure and age; those are one and the same. Votes: 0
Ian CaldwellBut what a man can do and what a man will do are two different things, he knew. Votes: 0
George R. R. MartinThere are two things you should know about the poor: they tend to smell, and they are ungrateful. Votes: 0
Dorothy DayA ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinThere are two things that are hard to hit and see. That's a spooky ghost and Muhammad Ali. Votes: 0
Muhammad AliI did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army. Votes: 0
John ScalziThere are only two things as complicated as insurance accounting and I have no idea what they are. Votes: 0
Andrew TobiasIf a monk can overcome two things, he can become free from the world. Bodily ease and vain-glory. Votes: 0
PoemenIt makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another. Votes: 0
Jean-Luc GodardTo sing opera, one needs two things: the voice and the passion - and above all, the passion. Votes: 0
Andrea BocelliI have a normal life and I have this glamorous life, but to me it's two different things. Votes: 0
Heidi KlumSuffering reveals to us the two things that ultimately matter: that we are weak but He is strong. Votes: 0
Tullian TchividjianThere are two things every man in America thinks he can do: work a grill and coach football. Votes: 0
Greg SchianoThere are two noble things in life: one to do charity and other to look after your body, Votes: 0
Fauja SinghIt's rare when I feel like I can extract a lyrical message out of combining two things together. Votes: 0
Girl TalkI made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules. Votes: 0
Leo DurocherThere were only two things you did in New York City, Queens to be exact, music or sports. Votes: 0
Phife DawgIf I could have two things in one: the peace of the grave, and the light of the sun. Votes: 0
Edna St. Vincent MillayIt requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a mountebank and a number of silly women. Votes: 0
Marquis de SadeI started with this idea in my head, "There's two things I've got a right to, death or liberty." Votes: 0
Harriet TubmanIf you are doing things the same way as two years ago, you are almost certainly doing them wrong. Votes: 0
John Harvey-JonesAs I see it every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself. Votes: 0
Adelle DavisThere are two things in the painter, the eye and the mind; each of them should aid the other. Votes: 0
Paul CezanneThere are two things that make a room timeless: a sense of history and a piece of the future. Votes: 0
Charlotte MossSingin' in the Rain (1952) and childbirth were the two hardest things I ever had to do in my life. Votes: 0
Debbie ReynoldsMoney and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. Votes: 0
Will RogersIf man looks within himself he must perceive two things: a law of right, and that which it condemns. Votes: 0
Henry Parry LiddonThere are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot. Votes: 0
PlatoBy gaming we lose both our time and treasure - two things most precious to the life of man. Votes: 0
Owen FelthamMy dream was to fall in love and be a mom. I never thought too much past those two things. Votes: 0
Arlene DickinsonLove needs two things: it has to be rooted in freedom and it has to know the art of trust. Votes: 0
RajneeshSex is one of the three best things out there, and I don't even know what the other two are. Votes: 0
Helen Gurley BrownTo have a choice at all is to be free - even when the choice is between two terrible things. Votes: 0
Orson Scott CardThere are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you! Votes: 0
Frank ZappaA life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinIn all unbelief there are these two things: a good opinion of one's self, and a bad opinion of God. Votes: 0
Horatius BonarI feel that the year ahead for me will be full of two of my favorite things: dance and acting. Votes: 0
William KempeThere are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure. Votes: 0
Ilona AndrewsRhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either. Votes: 0
Bobby JonesWe all have two things in common, no matter who we are: We were born and we are going to die. Votes: 0
Mitch AlbomThere's two things I gotta do. One is, I gotta update my resume. And then, I have to call my mother. Votes: 0
David DuchovnyWhen we look at the sky, we see two things: The beauty of the space and the future of the humanity! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanThere are two things we cannot do alone. One is to be married and the other is to be a Christian. Votes: 0
Paul TournierWhat I am telling you, before you begin my story, is this -- two things: I crave truth. And I lie. Votes: 0
Tana FrenchMost of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinTwo worst things as can happen to a child is never to have his own way - or always to have it. Votes: 0
Frances Hodgson Burnett