It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can. Votes: 4
R. Lee ErmeyI received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force. Votes: 3
Desi Arnaz[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast. Votes: 3
Don HeroldI Hated Duke. I Felt Like They Only Recruited Black Players That Were Uncle Toms. Votes: 3
Jalen RoseSave the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake Votes: 3
Michael BuckleyI did not write it (Uncle Tom's Cabin). God wrote it. I merely did his dictation. Votes: 3
Harriet Beecher StoweA few years later, my Uncle David took me to the Earle Theatre to hear Duke Ellington. Votes: 3
David AmramLong ago, in a burst of friendliness, Aunty and Uncle Jimmy produced a son named Henry"¦ Votes: 3
Harper LeeYou can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money? Votes: 3
Billy JoelUncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner! Votes: 3
Red ButtonsIf 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam. Votes: 3
Paul BrounViewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right. Votes: 3
Willard ScottDo I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. Votes: 3
J. K. RowlingIf Uncle Martin were here today, he would surely commend us for giving honor where honor is due. Votes: 3
Alveda KingWhen Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy. Votes: 3
Sammy Davis, Jr.I don't use those terms [like Uncle Tom], and I would never speak in that kind of language. Votes: 3
Jill SteinWe cannot reform the world.... Uncle Sugar is as dangerous a role for us to play as Uncle Shylock. Votes: 3
John F. KennedySomeday you will know that the heart is not always as wise as it is strong. - Uncle Eddie Votes: 3
Ally CarterI saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally, he saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley. Votes: 3
Little RichardMy uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Votes: 2
Rodney DangerfieldMy uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? Votes: 2
Margaret Smith[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z. Votes: 0
Gwyneth PaltrowA man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt Votes: 0
Mark TwainI'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays. Votes: 0
Mark McGrathMy favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious. Votes: 0
KreayshawnAn uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons. Votes: 0
Humphrey LytteltonCome with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones...you are invited! Votes: 0
Anthony BurgessMy great-great-great uncle - or maybe it's only two 'greats' - crossbred the first Aberdeen Angus. Votes: 0
Joanna LumleyI come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. Votes: 0
Liam HemsworthKristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. Votes: 0
Chelsea HandlerYou never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle. Votes: 0
Demetri MartinMy uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeIf you're not a parent, if you're an aunt or uncle or neighbor, books are an amazing gift. Votes: 0
Victoria OsteenTo me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzMy youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college. Votes: 0
James Earl JonesThe press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things. Votes: 0
G. Gordon LiddyI developed the habit of writing novels behind a closed door, or at my uncle's, on the dining table. Votes: 0
Patrick WhiteJunk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle. Votes: 0
Redd FoxxMy sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. Votes: 0
Chuck NevittA city is like a family portrait - you don't tear it up if you don't like your uncle's nose. Votes: 0
Jaime LernerI could not spend the rest of my life sitting in Brazil writing down who called whom uncle and aunt. Votes: 0
Alan FurstTrying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me. Votes: 0
Deon ColeI spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm. Votes: 0
Emeril LagasseMy father died when I was quite small, so my uncle used to buy me books and read them to me. Votes: 0
Jenny NimmoIf you're not a parent, if you're an aunt or uncle or neighbor, books are an amazing gift. Votes: 1 Victoria Osteen
I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. Votes: 5 Liam Hemsworth
I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. Votes: 1 Liam Hemsworth
My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire. Votes: 1 Andy Garcia
I knew nothing about my mum's family. Her parents were dead by the time she was 14. She was brought up by two aunts, and she only ever met one uncle. Votes: 1 Jasmine Guinness
My last vivid boyhood fright from books came when I was 15; I was visiting my uncle and aunt in Greenwich, and, emboldened by my success with 'The Waste Land,' I opened their copy of 'Ulysses.' The whiff of death off those remorseless, closely written pages overpowered me. So: back to soluble mysteries, and jokes that were not cosmic. Votes: 1 John Updike
Additionally, this tax forces family businesses to invest in Uncle Sam rather than the economy. When families are forced to repurchase businesses because of the death tax, that means less money is being invested in new jobs and capital expansion. Votes: 1 Todd Tiahrt
Additionally, this tax forces family businesses to invest in Uncle Sam rather than the economy. When families are forced to repurchase businesses because of the death tax, that means less money is being invested in new jobs and capital expansion. Votes: 1 Todd Tiahrt
Everybody trusted Cronkite because he reminded them of their favorite uncle or trusted family physician. Being square in the age of the Beatles made Cronkite retro cool. Votes: 3 Douglas Brinkley
If 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam. Votes: 1 Paul Broun
My great uncle was in 'Dad's Army.' And I don't know if Americans will know that. It was a hugely popular show in England. Votes: 3 Daisy Ridley
I grew up watching and learning from the ultimate partnership, and that is of my father and late uncle. Votes: 3 Jonathan Tisch
Everybody that I was in school with had an uncle or father in the law, and I started to realize that I was going to end up writing briefs for about ten years for these fellows who I thought I was smarter than. And I was kind of losing my feeling for that. Votes: 1 John Wayne
Everybody that I was in school with had an uncle or father in the law, and I started to realize that I was going to end up writing briefs for about ten years for these fellows who I thought I was smarter than. And I was kind of losing my feeling for that. Votes: 1 John Wayne
By interviewing at least one veteran, you can preserve memories that otherwise might be lost. My uncle was a downed fighter pilot and P.O.W. in World War II, and I am looking forward to recording his story for inclusion in the project. Votes: 2 Spencer Bachus
I knew nothing about my mum's family. Her parents were dead by the time she was 14. She was brought up by two aunts, and she only ever met one uncle. Votes: 1 Jasmine Guinness
My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious. Votes: 1 Kreayshawn
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love. Votes: 5 Mark McKinney
Art was a way of life in my family. My grandfather, N.C. Wyeth, who died a year before I was born, had been a prominent painter. So was my father, Andrew. My two aunts and two of my uncles also earned a living as painters. Votes: 0 Jamie Wyeth
I could not spend the rest of my life sitting in Brazil writing down who called whom uncle and aunt. Votes: 4 Alan Furst
We're a Muslim family, but we're also very cultured and we have a mixture of different religions. For example, my brother-in-law is Catholic, and my sister converted and my nephews are baptized. I have an uncle who just graduated and currently he's a priest. Votes: 3 Rima Fakih
As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank. Votes: 1 Dean Norris
We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my aunt and my uncle. I have grown up with family writing competitions, and I can't remember a birthday or Christmas present that didn't include books. Votes: 1 Alexandra Adornetto
Additionally, this tax forces family businesses to invest in Uncle Sam rather than the economy. When families are forced to repurchase businesses because of the death tax, that means less money is being invested in new jobs and capital expansion. Votes: 1 Todd Tiahrt
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Votes: 1 Rodney Dangerfield
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. Votes: 6 Louise Rennison
I never met my Uncle Jack. My mom was six months pregnant with me when he died. But I knew his wife and two kids very well. Votes: 1 Mark Shriver
All my grandparents and great aunts and uncle love 'Foyle's War.' They all lived through the war and love to see it reconstructed so authentically. Votes: 4 Honeysuckle Weeks
Sometimes you get a call and an uncle passed away that you really liked, or a cousin or somebody else. So each day becomes a little more precious then the day that preceded it. Votes: 2 Jamie Farr
It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can. Votes: 5 R. Lee Ermey
I think my uncle was probably the biggest influence in my life. We grew up in the same house, and he was just a really great, hard-working, honest, ethical person. Votes: 1 Catherine Bell
I Hated Duke. I Felt Like They Only Recruited Black Players That Were Uncle Toms. Votes: 6 Jalen Rose
I've heard 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' read, and I tell you Mrs. Stowe's pen hasn't begun to paint what slavery is as I have seen it at the far South. I've seen de real thing, and I don't want to see it on no stage or in no theater. Votes: 2 Harriet Tubman
Is art influential? It can be - 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' rallied abolitionists, and 'The Jungle' provoked the demand for a safer food industry. Votes: 1 Will Shetterly
Is art influential? It can be - 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' rallied abolitionists, and 'The Jungle' provoked the demand for a safer food industry. Votes: 1 Will Shetterly
And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon. "Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley. Votes: 6 J. K. Rowling
My mom's brother was gay, and he actually passed away from AIDS when I was 13. He was quite a character, but he also worked at the electrical plant, so he was this complicated guy with a big laugh who would wear a trucker hat and do impressions. He was gay, but to me, Uncle Alan was just the funniest person in the world. Votes: 1 Casey Wilson