I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. Votes: 8
Rodney DangerfieldI am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people. Votes: 8
Randy NewmanDisgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many. Votes: 6
Anthony JeselnikScientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash. Votes: 6
Alonzo BoddenViagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am? Votes: 6
Jimmy CarrTaking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good. Votes: 6
Robin WilliamsSex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips. Votes: 6
Paul DanielsThe reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. Votes: 6
Jimmy CarrViagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain? Votes: 3
Jarod KintzTo me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride. Votes: 3
Rodney DangerfieldThis Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra. Votes: 3
David LettermanMeasuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man. Votes: 3
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