If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Votes: 6
Doug LarsonWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Votes: 4
Bill WattersonSpend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. Votes: 4
Robert Foster BennettA weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. Votes: 4
Artie LangeIf I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. Votes: 4
Jimmy SwaggartBe in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? Votes: 4
Marilyn vos SavantWhen you love fashion, there is no weekend. Everything just blends together. Votes: 0
Carine RoitfeldSunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun. Votes: 0
Catherine McCormackSpend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. Votes: 0
Bo BennettI think of myself as a serious professor who, during the weekend, writes novels. Votes: 0
Umberto EcoI'm learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company. Votes: 0
Zoe SaldanaBeyond Brookledge may be the most incredible weekend of entertainment I've experienced in my life. Votes: 0
Mark RydenIn an ideal world, I'd spend every weekend at my home in Zermatt in Switzerland. Votes: 0
Vanessa MaeYou've just provided me with the makings of one hell of a weekend in Dublin. Votes: 0
Daniel Day-LewisI long for the days when grosses were not even known. There was no weekend competition. Votes: 0
Mark RydellI'd want to marry Cate Blanchett, date Kate Bosworth, and spend the weekend with Elisha Cuthbert. Votes: 0
Brett RatnerIt's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. Votes: 0
David LettermanA wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book. Votes: 0
Robert M. GatesI went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anybody! Votes: 0
Glenn BeckNobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. Votes: 0
Elizabeth EulbergThe club thing is a world people can associate with, letting your hair down at the weekend. Votes: 0
Billy BoydStand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it. Votes: 0
Chris HardwickHaving the democrats watch your money is like having Michael Vick watch your dog for the weekend Votes: 0
Tim PawlentyWe keep grinning 'til the weekend comes, just a pinch between your cheek and gum, all night long. Votes: 0
Joe WalshSometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem. Votes: 0
Julian FellowesI understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal. Votes: 0
Neil SimonOne should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend. Votes: 0
Quentin CrispHow come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend. Votes: 0
Yogi BerraDreamt I died in Chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). Need to write my will today, Votes: 0
Mikey WelshEating is my main hobby now, and most of what I do on the weekend revolves around that. Votes: 0
Daniel BruhlHands up if you're ready to do something you'll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing. Votes: 0
Florence WelchI think there's a limit. People want to be scared, but not every weekend, maybe every third weekend. Votes: 0
Jason BlumWhen I get the chance to make my favorite breakfast on the weekend, I often choose to make pancakes. Votes: 0
Marcus SamuelssonI will be going to Belgium to win -- and we will see how the weekend develops from there. Votes: 0
Fernando AlonsoMy mom cooked for us, and on the weekend, we always had Sunday dinner. My father liked to bake. Votes: 0
Cara BuonoThere is no such thing as a weekend for me when I'm at home on my ranch in Oregon. Votes: 0
Patrick DuffyI love day trips around L.A. I'm a huge Disneyland junkie - I go almost every other weekend. Votes: 0
Jessica LowndesI always try to start my weekend by running on the beach, which is great fun here in Barcelona. Votes: 0
Daniel BruhlMy wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren't for her, I'd be happy. Votes: 0
Stephan PastisYouth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. Votes: 0
Richard Nelson BollesThat's basically what I did every weekend when I was a kid, just go and see two movies per weekend. Votes: 0
David KrumholtzYou know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing. Votes: 0
Derek JeterDavid Lynch is démodé now, if you look at his films. I looked at them the other weekend. Votes: 0
Manolo BlahnikI make it a point to go home every weekend so I can meet with Georgians and hear from them directly. Votes: 0
Johnny IsaksonI love reading books that you can't put down, and they just take you over for a night or a weekend. Votes: 0
Jami AttenbergFor the drivers, a weekend off would be nice, but for the fans, it would not be a very good deal. Votes: 0
Tony StewartMost people work all week to get to the weekend. A few work all weekend for years to get to freedom. Votes: 0
Robert KiyosakiI have been known to hang out and party back in the day. I had a weekend that lasted a few years. Votes: 0
Vanilla IceWhen you have an employee who's innovative in your organization, what are they thinking about in the shower? If they're working in an exciting place, they're not thinking what they're going to do over the weekend. They're thinking: 'How do I solve that problem?' Votes: 1 Peter Diamandis
Some of our best episodes of 'Buffy' were written over a weekend. You can really get in touch with your creative spirit when you're at your most desperate. Votes: 1 Drew Goddard
As a kid, I thought movies were boring. My parents would hire VHS recorders for the weekend and watch Bollywood movies. I'd get bored and go out to Stoke Newington common to play football. Votes: 1 Asif Kapadia
I am such a vacation girl. I have little places that I go to frequently! If I am not too busy on a weekend, I try to go someplace like Mexico or Manzanillo or something like that. Votes: 2 LisaRaye McCoy-Misick
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end. Votes: 1 Brad Renfro
But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something. Votes: 1 Dabney Coleman
If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea. Votes: 6 Rick Mercer
Three times a year, there's Strategicon convention, and I go for the board games. It happens Presidents Day, Labor Day, and Memorial Day weekends. You go and take a look at the new board games and meet a couple of board game designers, and you can check out games you don't own from the library and then return them. Votes: 3 Rich Sommer
Oh, I just want what we all want: a comfortable couch, a nice beverage, a weekend of no distractions and a book that will stop time, lift me out of my quotidian existence and alter my thinking forever. Votes: 2 Elizabeth Gilbert
Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. Votes: 4 Bo Bennett
When I was younger it was twice a day with a game on the weekend. Then when I got older, three times a day everyday in college and on the national team. Votes: 1 Brandi Chastain
Browsing our local farmer's market is one of my family's favorite weekend activities. Make it a relaxing, healthful habit for your family, and you'll reap the nutritional rewards. Votes: 3 Suzanne Somers
I've got a stag weekend coming up and I've said I'm not doing anything more than a few drinks. I won't have it. I'll go home and watch Antiques Roadshow. Votes: 3 Martin Freeman
Portland is the perfect weekend getaway. I studied acting in Portland and lived there for five years. It's a small city with so much to do. There's beautiful scenery, a great bar scene, and so many fabulous restaurants. Votes: 1 Kenneth Choi
I'm a morning person, so rising at 4-something on weekends is not a huge challenge for me. I am not, however, much of a morning eater - not at that hour, at least. Votes: 1 Lester Holt
Now that I have a 16-month-old son, my weekend ritual has changed - but it's better than ever. We get up early and go for a walk on one of the hiking trails near my home in Los Angeles, then meet up with friends at a diner. There's nothing better than sipping coffee, eating scrambled eggs, and taking three hours to do it. Votes: 1 Connie Britton