The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. Votes: 6
VoltaireA man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. Votes: 4
George Jean NathanI'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Votes: 4
Will RogersLet the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Votes: 4
Martin LutherFor every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. Votes: 1
E. W. HoweI went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. Votes: 1
Rodney DangerfieldMany a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. Votes: 1
Jim BackusWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Votes: 1
Sacha GuitryI don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. Votes: 1
Walter MatthauThere is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. Votes: 1
Clare Boothe LuceIf I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you! Votes: 1
Winston ChurchillYou can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. Votes: 1
Janette RallisonWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Votes: 1
Prince PhilipNo wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner. Votes: 0
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron DewarHappy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron MancroftA man is known by his conduct to his wife, to his family, and to those under him.
Napoleon BonaparteMy wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
Rodney DangerfieldI don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.
Mikhail GrabovskiMy wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
Rodney DangerfieldThe soul's a sort of sentimental wife, That prays and whimpers of the higher life.
Richard Le GallienneGroup sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.
Rodney DangerfieldIn marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two.
Sri Nisargadatta MaharajAny wife will save you from purgatory, and a diligent one will secure heaven to you.
Elizabeth MontaguOf earth's goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life.
Simonides of CeosThe whole life with a wife is like an end game with two bishops of different colors.
Viktor KorchnoiI've always found it much more dangerous to fool with a man's mistress than his wife.
Harold RobbinsAll my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
Henny YoungmanIf a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
Neil S. PlakcyOne time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
Rodney DangerfieldWith my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings.
Ozwald BoatengWhat a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh.
Gillian FlynnMy wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
Henny YoungmanI have four children and nine grandchildren. I'm presently wearing out my second wife.
Morgan FreemanBeing bilingual is like having a wife and a mistress. One can never be sure of either.
Natalie Clifford BarneyI tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.
Rodney DangerfieldI can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.
Sarah BrightmanIf a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.
Gary SmalleyJack Sprat could eat no fat,His wife could eat no lean. A real sweet pair of neurotics.
Jack SharkeyA mother is a mother all of your life,but a father is a father only when he has a wife.
Leah Ward SearsMy wife, Gayle, is a wonderful musician and singer. We share music, so it's a deep bond.
Chick CoreaMy wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
Cillian MurphyIt is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.
George FarquharThe only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
Lord ChesterfieldA husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.
Mignon McLaughlinI awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
Nick OffermanI don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Prince PhilipAladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsI told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
Rodney DangerfieldNobody is free… Everyone has a prison. Wife, parents, children, they all make prisons.
Ted SimonGorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife.
Terry GilliamHappy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body
William GougeMickey Mouse was supposed to be called Mortimer, but Walt Disney’s wife found it creepy
Adam AndersonI've got two contracts in my life: One with my wife and the other to protect Andy Dalton.
Andrew WhitworthDonald Trump's presidential campaign has been getting a lot of questions about his wife .
Audie CornishShow me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much.
Barbara BushIf only I had the influence with my wife and children that I have in some other quarters!
Charlie MungerIf your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?
Chris MartinAn Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
Frank CarsonA man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
George Bernard ShawA loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go.
James M. BarrieThe roaring of the wind is my wife and the stars through the window pane are my children.
John KeatsI called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn't let me.
John TravoltaThou Shalt Not Covet Thy Cousin"Ÿs Wife. Moses must have forgotten to write that one down
Julia QuinnYou’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.
Lisa KleypasIf you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Sigmund FreudMy wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
Stephan PastisRoy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch?
Anne GrantThe biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee.
Brian K. VaughanThere's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.
Brian KileyI teach musical theater three days a week at the school that my wife and I graduated from.
Drew LacheyI don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.
Elijah MartinNo slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
John Stuart MillThe doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
Joseph Gordon-LevittMy wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.
Max MillerI'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.
Rick NielsenIt's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
Robert OrbenI asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
Rodney DangerfieldFor wit and judgment often are at strife, Though meant each other's aid, like man and wife.
Alexander PopeThe good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife.
Benjamin FranklinMy wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.
Billie Joe ArmstrongWell, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.
Dave FoleyThe woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband, is unworthy of the name of wife.
Elbert HubbardThe first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
Evan EsarA husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.
Honore de BalzacIf you want to live a happy life, don't teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.
Junaid JamshedEvery night before bed, I rub my wife's feet. She says they're the best foot rubs on Earth.
Luke BryanI already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
MichelangeloI just don`t want to be the little wife sitting at home. I want to do something worthwhile.
Pattie BoydAgainst the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife.
Rick SantorumI tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
Rodney DangerfieldIf every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.
Rodney DangerfieldShe's my wife. (Stryker) Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra)
Sherrilyn Kenyon... you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress.
Fyodor DostoevskyAs soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Groucho MarxThe clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.
John WilmotWhat people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.
Jorge PosadaI think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.
Nat HentoffAn intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases.
William Makepeace ThackerayHow, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it...
Bill VaughanMy wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.
Brian WilliamsA man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else.
Claude PepperWhen a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Don EppersonA rare spoil for a man Is the winning of a good wife; very Plentiful are the worthless women.
EuripidesHow am I supposed to be a mom to two kids, a wife and do a show every night? It's impossible!
Gwen StefaniOne wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.
John GayI'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.
Jose GarcesGod has enabled man to distinguish between his sister, his mother, his daughter and his wife.
Mahatma GandhiA golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.
P. G. WodehouseNoah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsI cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Tommy CooperWhat inspires me is my daughter because I want to set a good example for her, as does my wife.
A. J. McLeanYou can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.
Benjamin FranklinIt's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life
Big Daddy KaneI know I can still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally. I'm just tired
Brett FavreMy wife wanted to call our daughter Sue, but I felt that in our family that is usually a verb.
Dennis WolfbergThe best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love
Frank LangellaTonight I am going with my wife to a Democratic party, where we're going to...try to be happy.
Joe LiebermanIn real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife.
June AllysonI gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
Milton BerleMy wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
Tom ArnoldNo married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.
W. Somerset MaughamIf we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.
AugustusMy wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
Bob MonkhouseThe fact was I loved my wife to a degree that I found impossible to express, and so rarely did.
David NichollsA consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.
David OgilvyOne never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma BombeckAh, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
Harry CarpenterI was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22.
James MarsdenNow, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff FoxworthyOne should choose for a wife only such a woman as he would choose for a friend, were she a man.
Joseph JoubertThe relation between husband and wife should turn into a love of the heart untouched by desire.
Mata AmritanandamayiWho doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve.
Philip SidneyYou are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife.
Steve ArterburnI've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.
Woody AllenMake sure you have your own life before becoming someone's wife ~spoken to Oprah in an interview
Beyonce KnowlesAfter I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
Chic MurrayIf I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.
Chris DaughtryMitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.
David LettermanI would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.
Dick ArmeyWhat is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
Finley Peter Dunneno one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does.
Gene Stratton-PorterA man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life.
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich HegelI've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
Joan CollinsWhy should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
Joan RiversA psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Lauren AdamsMy wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
Milton BerleMy wife had her drivers' test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
Rodney DangerfieldOh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Rodney DangerfieldWe trust Hillary Clinton, my wife and I, we trust her with the most important thing in our life.
Tim KaineNo role is more challenging, rewarding and inspiring than my real-life role as a mom and a wife.
Vera FarmigaAmong the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.
Bertrand RussellAfter all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.
Danny KayeTo have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.
Dustin HoffmanI suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
F. Scott FitzgeraldWas the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
Garry ShandlingThe wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak.
George CrabbeWhen discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
Groucho MarxThe common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband.
Harriet Hanson RobinsonMy wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
Henny YoungmanEverybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.
Honore de BalzacI did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.
John ScalziWhen I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.
Juan Manuel FangioAs a footballer's wife, I take great exception to the way we are portrayed in Footballers' Wives.
Karren BradyI asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
Rodney DangerfieldIt's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
Rodney DangerfieldWell, guess what, I'm Cuban! And no self-respecting Cuban man of the era would let his wife work.
Ted CruzSurprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
Yogi BerraThe understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world.
Booth TarkingtonAfter 14 months of military service, I had a wife, a child, half an apartment, no car, and no job.
Charley PrideTrying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife.
J. I. PackerMy wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.
Rodney DangerfieldThe Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.
Alexander PopeI am reminded every day of my life, if not by events, then by my wife, that I am not a perfect man.
Barack ObamaIn the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.]
George HerbertWith the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.
James GarnerThis is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?"
Jay BaerThe only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself.
Matt NathansonMy wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.
Milton BerleI can't come up with the titles. My wife hates my titles. She doesn't even want to know about them.
Robert LongoDDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!
Scott SteinerI wish I believed I'd see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it's not going to happen.
Tony RandallOne danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.
Warren FarrellMy ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
Bruce LanskyMy husband and my children inspire me on a daily basis to be the best wife, mom, and woman I can be.
Candace CameronEvery night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but...
Emo PhilipsThere is nothing a man of good sense dreads in a wife so much as her having more sense than himself.
Henry FieldingI'm tired of leaving my wife at home with no nanny and no cook to take care of four kids by herself.
Jeff KentWhen a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
Mark TwainI don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.
Nicolas CageI tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
Rodney DangerfieldAn ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.
Ursula ParrottBecause my dad abused me, I was determined to never let a man tell me what to do. God clearly showed me that I needed to be a submissive wife if I wanted to be effective in ministry. The truth is, if we don't learn to submit to authority, we won't ever learn to submit to God. Votes: 1 Joyce Meyer
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence. Votes: 1 Joseph Roux
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour. Votes: 1 Trey Anastasio
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour. Votes: 1 Trey Anastasio
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. Votes: 4 Hesiod
When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but boy, he sure can dance. Votes: 3 Sarah Vowell
I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and every day I am paid to do what I love. Votes: 4 Treat Williams
I'm not very good at being a wife because I break all the rules. Votes: 1 Katherine Heigl
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. Votes: 2 Queen Victoria
If I honour my needs first, I will be the best wife, the best mum, the best sister, the best friend. I have to come first, because then everyone benefits. Votes: 7 Gisele Bundchen
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young. Votes: 1 Ryan O'Neal
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. Votes: 1 Willie Geist
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Votes: 1 E. Joseph Cossman
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young. Votes: 1 Ryan O'Neal
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. Votes: 2 Charles Farrar Browne
A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards. Votes: 1 Texas Guinan
On Friday night, if you want to go out on a date with your wife or your girlfriend, nothing on Netflix competes with that, right? Because you're getting out; that's what you're doing. If you don't want to put your shoes on, nothing in the cinema competes with the worst thing on Netflix. Votes: 3 Ted Sarandos
One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday trip I'm on is that I'm in public with people. It hasn't been inclined... I don't know - something to do with the death of my wife. It's inclined to make me isolated. Votes: 2 Jeremy Brett
I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor's wife right now. Votes: 1 Ellen DeGeneres
My dad has been married to his wife for 15 years and wherever he goes there better be a seat for her. I like real couples that tell you how to get through on Wednesdays when you're just at the end of your rope - the ones who really know how to make it through. We have to stop looking at Hollywood couples because you're going to get disappointed. Votes: 1 Sherri Shepherd
You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent. Votes: 1 Howie Mandel
Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune. Votes: 1 Chanakya
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. Votes: 4 George Foreman
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn't fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn't want it to get any worse. You're the mother of my kids - I don't want to hate you.' Votes: 2 Kevin Hart
My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world, and my parents are the most extraordinary father and mother. Votes: 2 Akhil Sharma
I think my wife understood from the day I met her how important she was to me and how important it was for me becoming a husband and a father. Votes: 1 Frank Abagnale
Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one. Votes: 1 Ace Frehley
As a writer, that moment every few years when I buy a new laptop and find out that all the word processing stuff has slightly changed again (stuff I spend every working day using) is like getting into bed at night and finding some mad robot where you expected your wife to be. Votes: 1 John Niven
Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend. Votes: 1 Mark Salling
When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit. Votes: 3 Jerry Falwell
The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready. Votes: 4 Nancy E. Turner
Wherever you find a great man, you will find a great mother or a great wife standing behind him -- or so they used to say. It would be interesting to know how many great women have had great fathers and husbands behind them. Votes: 2 Dorothy L. Sayers
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. Votes: 1 Shelley Winters
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. Votes: 2 Bruce Jay Friedman
I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me. Votes: 1 Tiger Woods
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends. Votes: 4 B. R. Ambedkar
I think if you're going to be in a relationship with someone, you need to be able to share the responsibility, the knowledge, the worry. It's not like it was when our parents or their parents were having lives where the mom just baked bread, and the husband worried about it, and the wife didn't know there was any problem. Votes: 1 Laura Wasser
I feel fully decided that we should all go to Europe together and to work as if an established Partnership for Life consisting of Husband Wife and Children. Votes: 4 John James Audubon
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends. Votes: 1 B. R. Ambedkar
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. Votes: 1 George Foreman
That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the Church." Votes: 2 Francis George
I did I Love My Wife on Broadway in 1978, and then went into television land. Now things are starting to come together in the way I thought they might when I was a kid. Votes: 4 Tom Wopat
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband. Votes: 3 Booth Tarkington
Few if any countries understand the growing importance of water as fully as Turkey does. Votes: 1 Stephen Kinzer
A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress Votes: 3 Robert Jordan
The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. Votes: 2 Howard Nemerov
A sportswriter's life means never sitting with your wife or family at the games. Still working after everyone has gone to the party... Digging beneath a coach's lies, not to forget those of athletic directors and general managers and owners of pro teams. Keeping a confidence. Risking it. Votes: 1 Dan Jenkins
You don't stop thinking about women just because your wife dies. It's terrible, but you know. I just want the hugs, the kisses. A kiss! Votes: 1 Ian McLagan
It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight. Votes: 4 Annie Besant
Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife. Votes: 1 John N. Mitchell
But now his dry and silent grieving for his lost wife must end, for there she stood, the fierce, recalcitrant, and fragile stranger, forever to be won again. Votes: 3 Ursula K. Le Guin
I think I'm a really good girlfriend, and I think that I could be a really good wife. I know that I love being able to give my love out to someone. I know there is somebody great out there for me. Votes: 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt
I did I Love My Wife on Broadway in 1978, and then went into television land. Now things are starting to come together in the way I thought they might when I was a kid. Votes: 4 Tom Wopat
What man is there, surrounded though he be with the love of wife and children, who does not retain a memory of the romantic affection of boys for each other? Having felt it, he could scarcely have forgotten it, and if he never felt it, he missed one of the most golden of the prizes of youth, unrecapturable in mature life. Votes: 3 E. F. Benson
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? Votes: 2 Casey Stengel
Childhood is so important. Without a loving one, you're vulnerable throughout your life. We're all the things our parents are - the good and the not so good. Thankfully, I have a wonderful wife who's a brilliant mother. Votes: 1 James Fox
A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love and righteousness and in which the spiritual and physical needs of children can be met. Votes: 2 David A. Bednar
I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions based on someone else's idea of our happiness - what will make you a good citizen or a good wife or daughter or actress. Nobody says, 'Just be happy - go be a cobbler or go live with goats.' Votes: 1 Sandra Bullock
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. Votes: 4 E. W. Howe
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage. Votes: 2 Rob Delaney
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. Votes: 1 Ilie Nastase
Yes, I wear a number of hats. But my most important title is mom and wife. Votes: 4 Paula Broadwell
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' Votes: 2 Bernie Mac
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. Votes: 3 Rodney Dangerfield
Not watching TV gets me in a lot of trouble in my household because my wife and daughter have a lot of shows they like to watch. Votes: 6 John Jeremiah Sullivan
The happiest I have ever been is in the life that I led with my wife and kids. Votes: 3 Dan Chaon
I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too. Votes: 6 Sergio Aguero
Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.' Votes: 3 Bill Gross
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. Votes: 1 Zig Ziglar
I knew I wanted to be a writer and I knew if I had a wife and family, I would neglect something, and I was afraid it wouldn't be the writing. Votes: 1 Ernest Gaines
My parents did not have a perfect marriage. It was pretty good, but it was not perfect. My marriage is not perfect. My wife is, but I happen to be imperfect. However, that does not discount the fact that the definition of marriage must be defended and protected. Votes: 1 Stockwell Day
I go to a Calvary Chapel church out here in Los Angeles. I had been here about two years at the time. I'm very close with my church, very close with the pastor and his wife, and I work with a girls' ministry here. Votes: 1 Tiffany Dupont
Therefore I do pray and entreat you in the name of Jesus Christ to do so much as to make my being here in Japan known to my poor wife, in a manner a widow and my two children fatherless; which thing only is my greatest grief of heart and conscience. Votes: 1 William Adams
My parents did not have a perfect marriage. It was pretty good, but it was not perfect. My marriage is not perfect. My wife is, but I happen to be imperfect. However, that does not discount the fact that the definition of marriage must be defended and protected. Votes: 2 Stockwell Day
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. Votes: 4 Hubert H. Humphrey
I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating? Votes: 4 Luis Guzman
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends. Votes: 1 B. R. Ambedkar
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. Votes: 1 H. L. Mencken
How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex? Votes: 1 Mary Astell
You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values. Votes: 2 Martin Lawrence
To believe that your husband, wife, parents, kids, boss, job, bank account, or body is even partly responsible for your emotions, to think that there are bullets 'out there' that you have to contend with, that there are stressful life events to overcome, is to miss something vital. Votes: 1 Andrew J. Bernstein
A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician. Votes: 1 Emma Bonino
I have never been a social lion; I was misidentified as one because I have a very attractive second wife. Votes: 5 John Gutfreund
Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego. Votes: 1 Greg LeMond
I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers. Votes: 1 Adam Ferrara
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Votes: 1 Groucho Marx
I'm very blessed that I have such a supportive wife who is secure with letting me embarrass myself. Votes: 4 Ken Jeong
Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness. Votes: 1 William Penn
The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure. Votes: 1 Fritz Kreisler
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' Votes: 4 George Lopez
Childhood is so important. Without a loving one, you're vulnerable throughout your life. We're all the things our parents are - the good and the not so good. Thankfully, I have a wonderful wife who's a brilliant mother. Votes: 1 James Fox
Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Votes: 6 Laurell K. Hamilton
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. Votes: 1 Les Dawson
I wish I had been a better mother and a more compassionate and understanding wife in both of my marriages. Votes: 3 Alana Stewart
one tends to suspect others of what one is guilty of oneself. The unfaithful wife is quick to suspect the husband of infidelity. Votes: 3 Fay Weldon
You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values. Votes: 1 Martin Lawrence
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour. Votes: 1 Trey Anastasio
There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband. Votes: 2 Clifford Odets
They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food. Votes: 4 Willie Aames
My wife and family, to say the least, are the center of my life; they are my grounding. I don't want to sound schmaltzy, but they are my inspiration and you name it. Votes: 3 Bill de Blasio
Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend. Votes: 1 Mark Salling
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Votes: 3 Michel de Montaigne
Inevitably I draw on my own relationships when I write, so if I'm writing about a fight between a husband and his wife, of course I'm going to think about a recent fight with my husband. Or if I'm writing about sisters, of course I'm going to think about my sister. Votes: 1 Emily Giffin
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends. Votes: 1 B. R. Ambedkar
I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady. Votes: 4 Jackie Kennedy
Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that respect. Votes: 8 Gyorgy Ligeti
As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm winning my children's trust back. Votes: 1 Maurice Gibb
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. Votes: 1 Queen Victoria
A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all. Votes: 1 Julianna Margulies
I've managed to convince my wife that somewhere in the Bible it says, 'Man cannot have too many shotguns and fishing poles.' Votes: 1 Norman Schwarzkopf
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Votes: 1 E. Joseph Cossman
Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant presence at her husband's side - and a constant reminder of his acknowledged infidelity. Newt cheated on his second wife with Callista, a woman 23 years his junior. Votes: 1 Patti Davis
I'm going to be a happy housewife. I'm going to be washing boxers and cooking and doing all those sorts of housewife duties. I just want to be happy and proud of every single day. Votes: 3 Johnny Weir
For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. Votes: 2 James Herriot
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. Votes: 1 Jeremy Clarkson
I've managed to convince my wife that somewhere in the Bible it says, 'Man cannot have too many shotguns and fishing poles.' Votes: 1 Norman Schwarzkopf
No one has a name in 'The Road.' Like Cormac McCarthy's novel from which it's adapted, 'The Road' features characters such as the man, the boy, the wife, the old man and the veteran. Votes: 1 Garret Dillahunt
My wife and I, we don't leave the house; we have dinner at home. Votes: 1 Jeff Greene
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Votes: 1 Martin Luther
I am not good wife material because I'm fiercely independent and like to go off and do my own thing. Votes: 3 Amanda Harlech
How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex? Votes: 1 Mary Astell
The understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world. Votes: 3 Booth Tarkington
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. Votes: 3 H. L. Mencken
Let me start with a confession: I don't enjoy cooking. The reason I usually do it at home is not because I'm a New Man or Jamie Oliver disciple, but because my wife's cooking is so bad. In fact, to me, cooking is less a pleasurable pastime than a defense against poisoning. Votes: 3 Mark Barrowcliffe
When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit. Votes: 1 Jerry Falwell
I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife. Votes: 3 Jarod Kintz
It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway. Votes: 4 Norman Mailer