Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Votes: 4
Thomas A. EdisonThe only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Votes: 4
Edmund BurkeThe man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Votes: 4
Robert BlochSuppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Votes: 4
Mark TwainOnly two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Votes: 4
Albert EinsteinA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Votes: 4
Bob HopeYou see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Votes: 4
Erica JongWitty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging. Votes: 3
Jhonen VasquezThis sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters. Votes: 1
Charles PearsonAt least as coherent as the Gettysburg Address backwards in Albanian, anyway. Votes: 1
Norman SpinradRemember what you won't get if you don't mind," her grandfather remarked. Votes: 1
Flannery O'ConnorSometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. Votes: 1
Amit KalantriTheres no competition in DESTINY. Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!! Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaTo be successful in life , Plan, Implement, Revise, Update, and Build on Change. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaIf you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one. Votes: 1
Amit KalantriStop explaining to others, people will only understand from their level of discernment. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaTo the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution. Votes: 1
Amit KalantriPure wisdom is the 'fruit of life'; banal platitudes are the 'bane of existence'. Votes: 1
Criss JamiRespect is sweeter when you earn it; you loose respect when you demand respect. Votes: 1
Aniekee TochukwuIt was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight. Votes: 1
Olivia FullerI hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour. Votes: 1
Nancy SpringerKiss me, and you'll live forever. You'll be a frog, but you'll live forever. Votes: 1
Norman SpinradLiving your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaMajority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong. Votes: 1
Amit KalantriRespect is reverence out of love, Fear is reverence out of hate.Choose Wisely Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaThe Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. Votes: 1
David C. HolleyStart wherever you are! Low hanging fruit really tastes as good as the high stuff. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaDon't ask creator to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaTo enjoy a peaceful & Beautiful Life We should open our 'EYE' and Close our 'I Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaThink of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you. Votes: 1
Bobby DarnellState your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch. Votes: 1
Jennifer BernardA wise man can say a foolish thing at any time, anywhere, and to anybody. Votes: 1
Michael Bassey JohnsonTAKE Risk because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be.. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaRemember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye. Votes: 1
Gary K. WolfDead yet?" Gus answered.I smirked. "Not yet, but the night's still young.""Here's hoping. Votes: 1
Jessica ShirvingtonYou will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences. Votes: 1
Amit KalantriThe aristocracy had crumbled in her hands; the power vacuum she purchased was a good decision. Votes: 1
Charli FriskyOne must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing. Votes: 1
Oscar WildeWell, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. Votes: 1
Suzanne CollinsMarriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse. Votes: 1
Jasper FfordeEveryone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. Votes: 1
Criss JamiOne of the great advantages ofhaving a library,your eminence,is that it is full of books. Votes: 1
Michael HirstThe only way to be content in life is to make sure your NEED don't become GREED. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaAs long as we have MEMORIES, yesterday REMAINS and as long as we have HOPE, tomorrow AWAITS... Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaA person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it. Votes: 1
Michael Bassey JohnsonIntelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals. Votes: 1
Amit KalantriHis principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices. Votes: 1
Oscar WildeHe liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. Votes: 1
Derek LandyThis is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive. Votes: 1
Criss JamiThe thing about our choices is that after we have made them, they turn around and make us. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaI wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush. Votes: 1
Holly HoodPride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty. Votes: 1
George EliotFor all those who say its a Man world. Respect Women Its their World we are just guest here Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaYou noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression. Votes: 1
L.M. MontgomeryHow long you will live in your dreams? The time is now, it's better to go and follow them.. Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaPeople tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible? Votes: 1
Jarod KintzIf you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future Votes: 1
Abhishek ShuklaA witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. Votes: 0
VoltaireEveryone striving to be witty and sought-after, everyone talking and no one listening... Votes: 0
Lisa KleypasPickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. Votes: 0
Kate UptonA witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument. Votes: 0
Chauncey DepewGrave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeNext to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit. Votes: 0
Christian Nestell BoveeI fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. Votes: 0
Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de SevigneEvery witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. Votes: 0
Walter Savage LandorBeing witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me. Votes: 0
Jessi KleinIf every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You! Votes: 0
Michael R. BurchSmile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. Votes: 0
Ellen HopkinsA large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man. Votes: 0
Cyrano de BergeracEvery Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty. Votes: 0
Merritt PattersonI wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah. Votes: 0
Charles GrodinA witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe. Votes: 0
Josh BillingsOne cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. Votes: 0
Jane AustenWho can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull? Votes: 0
George EliotThe ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawThe characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Votes: 0
Dylan MoranThough lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise. Votes: 0
John WebsterThe characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. Votes: 0
Dylan MoranYou are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff. Votes: 0
Frank CraneShe is pretty to walk with, And witty to talk with, And pleasant, too, to think on. Votes: 0
John SucklingThe more learned and witty you bee, the more fit to act for Satan will you bee. Votes: 0
John CottonUnlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long. Votes: 0
Lord ChesterfieldBe pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you. Votes: 0
Elsie de WolfeTo be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. Votes: 0
Andre MauroisPenny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima. Votes: 0
John C. WrightMy father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Votes: 0
Maurice SendakIf you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion. Votes: 0
StendhalIf it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss. Votes: 0
Francois de La RochefoucauldI like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered. Votes: 0
Esha GuptaNew York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty. Votes: 0
Pharoahe MonchI have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints. Votes: 0
Mindy KalingArt should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better. Votes: 0
William QuigleyA cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment. Votes: 0
Henri PoincareThe next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit. Votes: 0
Christian Nestell BoveeThe chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. Votes: 0
Robert OrbenThere are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. Votes: 0
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