Quotes about Witty

Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick. Votes: 6

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Votes: 4

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. Votes: 4

There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness. Votes: 4

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Votes: 4

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. Votes: 4

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Votes: 4

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Votes: 4

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Votes: 4

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. Votes: 4

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them. Votes: 4

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. Votes: 4

When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package. Votes: 4

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Votes: 4

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Votes: 4

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Votes: 4

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Votes: 4

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Votes: 4

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Votes: 4

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Votes: 4

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Votes: 4

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Votes: 4

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Votes: 4

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Votes: 4

Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off. Votes: 4

Camels are wonderful animals. Witty, intelligent and sensitive. Votes: 3

Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated. Votes: 3

Witty people came out in autumn; beauties in July. Votes: 3

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard. Votes: 3

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging. Votes: 3

Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also. Votes: 3

True Devdas are Authors Votes: 1

You cannot negotiate art. Votes: 1

Life is a do-it-yourself project. Votes: 1

Passion + Vision +Skill + Mentoring = Success. Votes: 1

Pearls are congealed oyster spit. Votes: 1

I chase goals, not girls. Votes: 1

Time change - Moments don't. Votes: 1

Life doesn't walk away, we do. Votes: 1

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism. Votes: 1

Un bon mot ne prouve rien. Votes: 1

Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia. Votes: 1

Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. Votes: 1

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense. Votes: 1

I like to spoon after I fork. Votes: 1

Only Boiled Seeds are afraid of failure. Votes: 1

Wise are my ways witty my actions Votes: 1

Pray GOD by HEART, Not by HABIT. Votes: 1

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please. Votes: 1

Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart. Votes: 1

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument. Votes: 1

A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind. Votes: 1

Nevermind nomenclatures, boy! What a serendipitous situation this is! Votes: 1

Dedication and enthusiams are the greatest rewards for learning Votes: 1

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. Votes: 1

Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero. Votes: 1

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. Votes: 1

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles. Votes: 1

Fear is the most prodigious enemy of our soul Votes: 1

My wit is only as stupid as the audience. Votes: 1

Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style. Votes: 1

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs. Votes: 1

Actors," he says, "should only be superficial on the surface. Votes: 1

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate. Votes: 1

If you worry about missing the boat, remember the Titanic! Votes: 1

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies. Votes: 1

Live a life that leaves a memory, nobody can steal. Votes: 1

I may just be on the outskirts of being okay. Votes: 1

A lie near to truth is always difficult to catch Votes: 1

Never stick your tongue out at someone you can't lick. Votes: 1

Sometimes even a "Yes" can be fatal for our Souls Votes: 1

My mistakes are usually so enjoyable that I tend torepeat them. Votes: 1

True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true Votes: 1

Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value. Votes: 1

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious. Votes: 1

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you. Votes: 1

The privacy laws are paramount. They come before even common sense... Votes: 1

MISUNDERSTANDING" arises only when you see the things with Closed Eyes Votes: 1

In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense. Votes: 1

I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy. Votes: 1

This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters. Votes: 1

YOU have to design your own Price tag for the world. Votes: 1

The only difference between success and failure is Lack of Vision Votes: 1

Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed. Votes: 1

At least as coherent as the Gettysburg Address backwards in Albanian, anyway. Votes: 1

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful. Votes: 1

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy. Votes: 1

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'. Votes: 1

Love is the reflection of a broken heart in a shattered mirror... Votes: 1

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. Votes: 1

THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society Votes: 1

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate? Votes: 1

Remember what you won't get if you don't mind," her grandfather remarked. Votes: 1

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. Votes: 1

Theres no competition in DESTINY. Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!! Votes: 1

To be successful in life , Plan, Implement, Revise, Update, and Build on Change. Votes: 1

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one. Votes: 1

Sometimes I feel like the tenth dentist in the 9 out of 10 dentists surveys. Votes: 1

Stop explaining to others, people will only understand from their level of discernment. Votes: 1

A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources. Votes: 1

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here. Votes: 1

When I die cremate me so I can finally fit into something small. Votes: 1

No body is a looser either he is a Winner or a Learner Votes: 1

I'm an angel. The horns are only there to hold up the halo. Votes: 1

The only principle of Success in Life :"You must be present to win. Votes: 1

To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution. Votes: 1

Pure wisdom is the 'fruit of life'; banal platitudes are the 'bane of existence'. Votes: 1

Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week? Votes: 1

It was your destiny - let us hope it will prove a glorious one. Votes: 1

Respect is sweeter when you earn it; you loose respect when you demand respect. Votes: 1

It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight. Votes: 1

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally. Votes: 1

I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour. Votes: 1

Kiss me, and you'll live forever. You'll be a frog, but you'll live forever. Votes: 1

Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before. Votes: 1

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong. Votes: 1

Respect is reverence out of love, Fear is reverence out of hate.Choose Wisely Votes: 1

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. Votes: 1

In all small things be honest and the big ones will take care of themselves. Votes: 1

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. Votes: 1

Start wherever you are! Low hanging fruit really tastes as good as the high stuff. Votes: 1

Don't ask creator to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet. Votes: 1

To enjoy a peaceful & Beautiful Life We should open our 'EYE' and Close our 'I Votes: 1

Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you. Votes: 1

State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch. Votes: 1

A wise man can say a foolish thing at any time, anywhere, and to anybody. Votes: 1

TAKE Risk because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be.. Votes: 1

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye. Votes: 1

A lawyer can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns. Votes: 1

Dead yet?" Gus answered.I smirked. "Not yet, but the night's still young.""Here's hoping. Votes: 1

You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences. Votes: 1

The aristocracy had crumbled in her hands; the power vacuum she purchased was a good decision. Votes: 1

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing. Votes: 1

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. Votes: 1

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse. Votes: 1

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. Votes: 1

Two powerful factors which creates difference between destroying your relationship and deepening it are EGO and Attitude Votes: 1

One of the great advantages ofhaving a library,your eminence,is that it is full of books. Votes: 1

The only way to be content in life is to make sure your NEED don't become GREED. Votes: 1

As long as we have MEMORIES, yesterday REMAINS and as long as we have HOPE, tomorrow AWAITS... Votes: 1

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it. Votes: 1

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. Votes: 1

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals. Votes: 1

His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices. Votes: 1

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. Votes: 1

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars. Votes: 1

This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive. Votes: 1

The thing about our choices is that after we have made them, they turn around and make us. Votes: 1

The culture of the Epic Fail, in its rituals of comic sacrifice, is a culture of sublimated predation. Votes: 1

I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid. Votes: 1

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink. Votes: 1

I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush. Votes: 1

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. Votes: 1

By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary. Votes: 1

The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? Votes: 1

Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing. Votes: 1

Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty. Votes: 1

For all those who say its a Man world. Respect Women Its their World we are just guest here Votes: 1

You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression. Votes: 1

How long you will live in your dreams? The time is now, it's better to go and follow them.. Votes: 1

Find answers in your weakness and surprise in your strength and always remember the golden rule every failure has HOPES Votes: 1

Its all about perception in life, For some One minus One = One & for some its Zero.That's the only difference. Votes: 1

Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend. Votes: 1

People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible? Votes: 1

Did we really come all that way?" She asked. "Time flies when you're scared out of your mind." He answered. Votes: 1

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future Votes: 1

What are you - Secret Service?''If I were, I wouldn't admit it.''And you're not admitting it, I notice. Votes: 1

Fancy 'avin' to say you work for the Murder Squad, eh, Miss? Don't exactly warm folk to you, does it? Votes: 1

The richest people in the world build networks and invest in people; everyone else looks for work and invests in survival. Votes: 1

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money". Votes: 1

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent. Votes: 1

The only goal in life is to be happy, genuinely, intensely and consistently , regardless of what it looks like to others. Votes: 1

The only enemy which stands between the talent you posses and success you achieve is known as "EGO" in our Society Votes: 1

What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life Votes: 1

Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without significant damage to one's self-esteem. Votes: 1

People with looks are lovely. People with brains are witty. People with cash are wealthy. But people with God are truly happy. Votes: 1

If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are. Votes: 1

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy. Votes: 1

If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them. Votes: 1

Have and show motivation to do and learn. That's the key for a good career. Everything else is an extrapolation of that. Votes: 1

Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred. Votes: 1

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! Votes: 1

Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats. Votes: 1

It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up. Votes: 1

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account... Votes: 1

Sometimes life is like living in a chamber of Liquid Oxygen. Liquid don't allow you to live and Oxygen don't let you die. Votes: 1

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent Votes: 1

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble. Votes: 1

Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are. Votes: 1

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... Votes: 1

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable Votes: 1

It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you. Votes: 1

You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. Votes: 1

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there. Votes: 1

Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it. Votes: 1

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you. Votes: 1

He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population by now. Votes: 1

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry. Votes: 1

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much. Votes: 1

Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead, it will simply disturb the neighbours. Votes: 1

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. Votes: 1

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for. Votes: 1

He was as obsequious as a Japanese ivy plant. Wringing his hands as if he hoped to squeeze the milk of human kindness from his fingernails, ... Votes: 1

Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas. Votes: 1

Well we can't be having that. One person starts having fun and it turns into an epidemic. Difficult to stop that kind of thing, you know. Votes: 1

No matter what goals you set to accomplish always remember there is a thing known as Life which you should never forget to live and enjoy Votes: 1

A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction. Votes: 1

What were you supposed to say to people you barely knew? That was the kind of thing I needed lessons in - forget algebra and history. Votes: 1

A smile is merely a symptom of the human condition called happiness. Animals are affected by that condition more often though the symptoms are not so obvious. Votes: 1

No matter how much struggle you face in your journey towards success, someday you will look back and realize your struggles changed your life for the better. Votes: 1

Childhood friends are continuity, uninterrupted connections between selves, and you hold on them. You hold on them and you love them, but sometimes they're not quite comfortable. Votes: 1

He didn't even know how to talk about it. He had practiced not talking about the things he knew until no man could be called his equal. Votes: 1

I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further. Votes: 1

IF you want to be a winner than follow one simple rule and feed it in your mind. Take each task and work as " Do it yourself project. Votes: 1

Well, with that filly in my line of vision blushing like a virgin, something in me was bound to stand at attention. And my walking legs were occupied. Votes: 1

He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be. Votes: 1

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life. Votes: 1

What the hell makes you smart?" I asked."I wouldn't go for coffee with you.""Listen - I wouldn't ask you.""That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid. Votes: 1

She charmed and sparkled and said witty things, but she knew very well she was being charming and sparkling and witty while she was doing it, which somehow felt wrong. Votes: 1

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. Votes: 1

Growing older doesn't mean that you are more mature than everyone who is younger than you. Maturity is a lot of things, and age has nothing to do with it. Votes: 1

I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works. Votes: 1

We all have this perfect little image of who we want to be, but it is unnecessary. Throw the image away. You're already you just be the best version of yourself. Votes: 1

....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God. Votes: 1

Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you. Votes: 1

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. Votes: 1

But life is not like that. You are not an airline. You can't remove a single olive from every salad served in first class and save one point two million dollars. Votes: 1

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly. Votes: 1

I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man. Votes: 1

Opportunity comes to everyone it depends on you whether you take it or leave it. Learn to take risks and play hard because at the end you'd be thankful for your struggle. Votes: 1

I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed creds. That should cause a stampede of illegal aliens heading south. Votes: 1

Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!' Skulduggery nodded. 'Just got back. Votes: 1

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper. Votes: 1

Some day, Prince Kheldar, you will fall in love," the queen said with a little smirk, "and the twelve kingdoms will stand around and chortle over the fall of so notorious a bachelor. Votes: 1

Being Wise & Being Smart are two different things anyone can be smart but those who master the art of knowing what to overlook in this journey called life deserves to be called Wise Votes: 1

ONLY' having the Gift, people appreciate this madness as Art. Everybody wants to have Art in their lives, but no body wants to have what the Art came out from in their lives... Votes: 1

The most important principle for self discovery and to taste success is rather than changing other's attitude changes your own. And always remember same sun which melts the butter also hardens the clay Votes: 1

Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? 'Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought! Votes: 1

Personally, I thin knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? 'Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought! Votes: 1

My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid. Votes: 1

Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much. Votes: 1

Never take advice about never taking advice. That is an old vice of men - to dish it out without being able to take it - the blind leading the blind into more blindness. Votes: 1

I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it? Votes: 1

It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples. Votes: 1

yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares... Votes: 1

Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover. Votes: 1

You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain.That's my sister, he said, pointing at the closed curtain.I shrugged. "I'm glad you guys are so close. Votes: 1

You get a promotion?""I got a polite, but firm suggestion to be a team player. [...]""You got off easy. One of my commanding officers once threw a paperweight at me.""We're a bit more subtle. Votes: 1

Think of yourselves as pearls. We, sitting in our rows, eyes down, we make her salivate morally. We are hers to define, we must suffer her adjectives. I think about pearls. Pearls are congealed oyster spit. Votes: 1

The only principle which will make you more content, less bitter is to live a life that has "Less excuses, more results. Less distraction, more focus. Less me, more we. Live with "Gratitude" not with "Greytitude Votes: 1

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."I grinned. "I've noticed."Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term.""Really? I thought you were talking about his ass. Votes: 1

I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make me want to get naked and let Carlo take over anything he wanted. Votes: 1

My dear boy, in Ireland the midwife uses one hand to hold the baby's best fighting arm from the font water, and grips its jaws with the other lest the goes to litigation about it. Says O'LiamRoe Votes: 1

He looked at Ghastly. "Thoughts?""I want to kill Sanguine," was the first thing Ghastly said. "And I want to do it slowly, in front of a lot of people. Using a hammer."Skulduggery nodded. "Very healthy. Votes: 1

The self-centered man will always expect nothing but praise. He will hope and expect all incoming criticism to be mere self-projection from the critic because when you're self-centered, self-projection is all you can imagine one can do. Votes: 1

Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say 'man'- or find ourselves in a position over males, the first comment they make is always about our reputations or our monthlies? Votes: 1

And then the second thing you have to do is go and see your son. That is a duty of love, Andrew. It's as simple as that. A duty of love. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Votes: 1

I'm going to photograph every single person to enter and leave this tattoo parlour." Finbar rolled his eyes. "And they'll hate that, because people who get dragons drawn on their backs are normally so shy about other people noticing them. Votes: 1

There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion. Votes: 1

Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash. Votes: 1

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality. Votes: 1

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - "Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this. Votes: 1

Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt," the man's voice said with an elegant aplomb. "Where would you like your guest's things, sir? Votes: 1

Astray from a deep sleep chronic as I write by phonics, like insomnia I will always live the onyx night for revealing, and, upon it, still I'll steal the bright light of day right away just to keep building at speeds hypersonic. Votes: 1

I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this," he said. "It's become embarrassing.""Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt," she told him."I can't help it. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain. Votes: 1

They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up with a bodyguard? Actually, I'd look pretty cool and mysterious, wouldn't I? That might have been quite a good idea. Votes: 1

Taking a single letter from the alphaber," he said, "should make life simpler.""I don't see why. Take the F from life and you have lie. It's adding a letter to simple that makes it simpler. Taking a letter from hoarder makes it harder. Votes: 1

Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town. Votes: 1

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is. Votes: 1

He things we think he's a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn't know we know he's a triple agent, working for them but secretly working for us but really he's secretly working for them. Dexter, how's your brain?""Hurting. Votes: 1

When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the halls of Green Pastures because there was too much chance of knocking over one of the many ethereal, artistic types wandering around in hip glasses with the wrong prescription... (39) Votes: 1

I wonder now how we got by when you weren't here.""I have no doubt the devastation was widespread, the suffering universal.""Indeed, it was the Dark Ages in the annals of Mrs. Dawlish's house. Ignorance was thick on the ground, and unenlkghtenment befogged all the windows. Votes: 1

No matter how dire a situation may be, I can always find the humor in it somewhere. If I was ever in a horror movie I would be the goofy one who doesn't seem to know quite what's going on but survives to the end with witty one-liners. Votes: 1

Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're having a sale on social mobility. The longer your coffee order takes to place, the more you have to pay.' 'Perfect. Reverse consumerism.' Votes: 1

Halt regarded him. He loved Horace like a younger brother. Even like a second son, after will. He admired his skill with a sword and his courage in battle. But sometimes, just sometimes, he felt an overwhelming desire to ram the young warrior's head against a convenient tree. Votes: 1

They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry words, but they won't arrest you. Well, they might arrest you. There's a good chance they will. But the important thing is that I've done nothing wrong.''For once. Votes: 1

What am I going to do?" asked Ce'Nedra."First you ought to go wash your face," Polgara told her. "Some girls can cry without making themselves ugly, but you don't have the right coloring for it. You're an absolute fright. I'd advise you never to cry in public if you can help it. Votes: 1

You write poetry?" Klaus asked.He had read a lot about poets but had never met one."Just a little bit," Isadora said modestly. "I write poems down in this notebook. It's an interest of mine.""Sappho!" Sunny shrieked, which meant something like, "I'd be very pleased to hear a poem of yours! Votes: 1

Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked..."Go ahead," Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. 'Be careful,' he said dryly. 'Don't die.'Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out.'Great. We're all bloody inspired,' Newt answered. Votes: 1

Try - Takes the infinitive: "try to mend it," not "try and mend it." Students of the language will argue that 'try and' has won through and become idiom. Indeed it has, and it is relaxed and acceptable. But 'try to' is precise, and when you are writing formal prose, try and write 'try to. Votes: 1

The trouble with Grace, she thought, is that she is so literal. But that was the trouble with most people, when it came down to it; there were very few who enjoyed flights of fantasy, and to have that sort of mind--one which enjoyed dry with and understood the absurd--left one in a shrinking minority. Votes: 1

Short men are happy, for they can pass easily through the door. Tall men are happy, for they can stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, short men are angry, for they cannot stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, tall men are angry, for they cannot pass easily through the door. Votes: 1

What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our own?""No, we're going to find a way to let our friends in, and we'll let them fight while we stand by and look smug.""I like that plan.""It has its moments. Votes: 1

First rule of thievery,' Eli said, grinning, 'only run if you're not coming back.' (...) 'First rule of thievery, never use the same entrance twice.' Miranda rolled her eyes. 'How many 'first rules' of thievery do you have?' 'When one mistake can mean your head on a pike, every rule's a first rule,' Eli said cheerfully. Votes: 1

Tired people aren't witty Votes: 0

A witty saying proves nothing. Votes: 0

My commentary's hilarious, not witty. Votes: 0

Your wits make others witty. Votes: 0

A witty quote proves nothing. Votes: 0

Your wit makes others witty. Votes: 0

Conquered people tend to be witty. Votes: 0

I adore pretty things & witty words. Votes: 0

You may be witty, but not satirical. Votes: 0

Between funny and witty Falls the shadow Votes: 0

What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. Votes: 0

The fashionable woman is sexy, witty, and dry-cleaned. Votes: 0

History is not just cruel. It is witty. Votes: 0

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. Votes: 0

Every one is witty for his owne purpose. Votes: 0

Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things. Votes: 0

Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty. Votes: 0

Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel. Votes: 0

A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures. Votes: 0

Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less. Votes: 0

There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies. Votes: 0

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. Votes: 0

He--the country parson--is not witty or learned or eloquent, but holy. Votes: 0

Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. Votes: 0

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me. Votes: 0

I look for fun and smarts - a witty, strong sexy woman. Votes: 0

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Votes: 0

Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks. Votes: 0

People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate. Votes: 0

Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. Votes: 0

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power. Votes: 0

My brain's not sharp enough to come up with a witty comment. Votes: 0

A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes. Votes: 0

A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. Votes: 0

I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. Votes: 0

There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels. Votes: 0

If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times Votes: 0

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty. Votes: 0

In comedy, the witty style wins out over every mishap of the plot. Votes: 0

Everyone striving to be witty and sought-after, everyone talking and no one listening... Votes: 0

A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart. Votes: 0

To speak of the impotence of power is no longer a witty paradox. Votes: 0

Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. Votes: 0

A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument. Votes: 0

Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing. Votes: 0

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. Votes: 0

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit. Votes: 0

I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. Votes: 0

Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. Votes: 0

Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me. Votes: 0

I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm. Votes: 0

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You! Votes: 0

Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. Votes: 0

A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man. Votes: 0

Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty. Votes: 0

I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn't me today. Votes: 0

Critchley and Webster's fierce, witty exploration of Hamlet makes most other writing about Shakespeare seem simpleminded. Votes: 0

I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. Votes: 0

Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation. Votes: 0

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah. Votes: 0

A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe. Votes: 0

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. Votes: 0

Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull? Votes: 0

In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man. Votes: 0

The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it. Votes: 0

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Votes: 0

Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise. Votes: 0

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. Votes: 0

You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff. Votes: 0

She is pretty to walk with, And witty to talk with, And pleasant, too, to think on. Votes: 0

The more learned and witty you bee, the more fit to act for Satan will you bee. Votes: 0

Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long. Votes: 0

Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you. Votes: 0

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. Votes: 0

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. Votes: 0

Penny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima. Votes: 0

Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood. Votes: 0

Nothing is more witty and grotesque than ancient mythology and Christianity; that is because they are so mystical. Votes: 0

Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism. Votes: 0

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Votes: 0

New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging. Votes: 0

If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion. Votes: 0

For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the grave; in bed, beauty before goodness. Votes: 0

Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. Votes: 0

The Law is a grim, unsmiling thing. Not Justice, though. Justice is witty and whimsical and kind and caring. Votes: 0

Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation. Votes: 0

If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss. Votes: 0

I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered. Votes: 0

I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. Votes: 0

New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty. Votes: 0

I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints. Votes: 0

Art should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better. Votes: 0

We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said. Votes: 0

Clever, witty and absorbing, Amortality is a much-needed anatomy of our profound malaise about ageing. Its charms will never fade. Votes: 0

A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment. Votes: 0

The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit. Votes: 0

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. Votes: 0

My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah." Votes: 0

I don't believe any experiment until it is confirmed by theory. I find this is a witty inversion of "conventional" wisdom. Votes: 0

A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am. Votes: 0

Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Votes: 0

[On Italian:] One may almost call it a language that talks of itself, and always seems more witty than its speakers. Votes: 0

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. Votes: 0

I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't? Votes: 0

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. Votes: 0

There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad. Votes: 0

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN Votes: 0

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN" Votes: 0

Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise. Votes: 0

Letting Go: A Little Bit at a Time is filled with big ideas that just might change your life. Wise, witty, and important. Votes: 0

Zimbabweans are so smart and witty and able to weave together tons of situations and experiences into terminologies that are just utterly original. Votes: 0

The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know. Votes: 0

even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it? Votes: 0

I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world. Votes: 0

Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out. Votes: 0

Silence in love betrays more woe - Than words though ne'er so witty; A beggar that is dumb, you know, may challenge double pity. Votes: 0

I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell. Votes: 0

A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string. Votes: 0

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick. Votes: 0

I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don't really know where wittiness is constructive. Votes: 0

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. Votes: 0

If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't make mistakes. Votes: 0

A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string. Votes: 0

I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me. Votes: 0

Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. Votes: 0

I know the bestseller 'Gone Girl' doesn't need an ounce of support from me, but that book was as sharp and witty as they come. Votes: 0

What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. Votes: 0

There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes. Votes: 0

To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless. Votes: 0

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Votes: 0

A good church is a Bible-centered church. Nothing is as important as this--not a large congregation, a witty pastor, or tangible experiences of the Holy Spirit. Votes: 0

Judy Garland had this wonderful spontaneity that you just don't see anymore. She was such a witty, witty woman. And when you listen to her on... Votes: 0

My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty. Votes: 0

Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Votes: 0

A team that is always fun with witty sense of humor. We help each other around a lot and help push each other to be better Votes: 0

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty. Votes: 0

Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait. Votes: 0

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality. Votes: 0

No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell. Votes: 0

Surrealism in painting amounted to little more than the contents of a meagerly stocked dream world: a few witty fantasies, mostly wet dreams and agoraphobic nightmares. Votes: 0

Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man. Votes: 0

My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh. Votes: 0

Bill Gallagher's new version of 'The Prisoner' is an enthralling commentary on modern culture. It is witty, intelligent and disturbing. I am very excited to be involved. Votes: 0

Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole. Votes: 0

Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue. Votes: 0

The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners. Votes: 0

Gritty and witty, The Chicago Way is done the classic Raymond Chandler Way. Harvey's taut plot, snappy prose, and memorable characters make this debut novel a real winner. Votes: 0

Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit. Votes: 0

My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. Votes: 0

I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners"”particularly when it's a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I'm biased. Votes: 0

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long. Votes: 0

How often, when we have been nearest each other bodily, have we really been farthest off! Our tongues were the witty foils with which we fenced each other off. Votes: 0

I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. Votes: 0

All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day. Votes: 0

What I need is a woman who is something, anything: either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something. Votes: 0

Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned. Votes: 0

Winning supporters over can only really be achieved by what you do, not what you say. It's no use just smiling and shaking hands and getting quoted with witty one-liners. Votes: 0

...Most attackers aren't going to be dissuaded by a witty remark.""That's profiling," said Mattheus. "Maybe they're Oscar Wilde fans.""He did have great clothes.""Proving that stereotypes can span centuries. Votes: 0

Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc. Votes: 0

I don't even know if it's possible, but if it were, I'd like to make those kinds of old movies where the women were articulate and intelligent and flawed and witty. Votes: 0

... Tarrasch's 'dogmas' are not eternal truisms, but merely instructional material presented in an accessible and witty form, those necessary rudiments from which one can begin to grasp the secrets of chess ... Votes: 0

I basically try not to waste any lines in any of my songs, and I think the witty phrases and funny lyrics I have bring a smarter sound to college hip-hop. Votes: 0

John F. Kennedy brought style and charisma to the White House and a first family that captivated the country: a handsome, witty president, an elegant first lady, and two adorable young children. Votes: 0

I started putting words together, making rhymes and being witty with the wordplay. I can play a little bit of guitar, and that's something I'm going to dedicate more time to doing. Votes: 0

I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot." Votes: 0

I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot. Votes: 0

Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar. Votes: 0

When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib from Rochefoucauld! Votes: 0

Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true. Votes: 0

Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh; lest in the jest Thy person share, and the conceit advance. Votes: 0

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. Votes: 0

Full of fun, over-the-top characters and witty prose, with a touch of gay romance that is equally pleasing to straight readers. The Edwin Drood Murders is the perfect mystery for educated, intelligent readers. Votes: 0

Music has shaped men's fashion, and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who leads, but music and fashion are connected genetically. Votes: 0

Music has shaped men's fashion and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who leads but music and fashion are connected genetically. Votes: 0

Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content. Votes: 0

The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life. Votes: 0

I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to that kind of humanity. Votes: 0

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. Votes: 0

It's much simpler to be tortured on camera or to be filmed losing your mind. Whereas a script that has characters who are honest, witty and genuine is often much harder to act. Votes: 0

Wit in women is a jewel, which, unlike all others, borrows lustre from its setting, rather than bestows it; since nothing is so easy as to fancy a very beautiful woman extremely witty. Votes: 0

My main problem is that over and over again, I try to get all my characters to say stuff that I think is so witty or erudite you know, so that everybody will go. Votes: 0

Dear Friends all, A thousand Christmas pleasures and blessings to you -- good resolutions and bright hopes for the New Year! Amen. People who can't be witty exert themselves to be pious or affectionate. Votes: 0

Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn't expect that. "That's it? That's your witty comeback?" "Yep." Eloquence 'R' Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic"”safer that way. Votes: 0

This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one. Votes: 0

Television has an awful lot to do with the Kennedy mystique and the fact that he's frozen in people's minds at the age of 46, and he was handsome and personable and witty and charming. Votes: 0

It was great fun to hang around the Beatles. They had amazingly fast minds, and they were incredibly amusing and funny and witty. They were great. There was a very high energy surrounding them. Votes: 0

The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down. Votes: 0

She [Gypsy Rose Lee] was a sophisticated self-satirist with a contagious delight in the comedy of sex. She was coy; she was sly; she always had a witty quip; she had an intensely dramatic presence. Votes: 0

Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves. Votes: 0

Beauty without wit offers nothing but the enjoyment of its material charms, whilst witty ugliness captivates by the charms of the mind, and at last fulfils all the desires of the man it has captivated. Votes: 0

Beauty without wit offers nothing but the enjoyment of its material charms, whilst witty ugliness captivates by the charms of the mind, and at last fulfils all the desires of the man it has captivated." Votes: 0

Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are. Votes: 0

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money. Votes: 0

A witty and informative professor posits that more authors do not choose titles borrowed from Shakespeare's sonnets and plays for the reason some people claim not to have partners: "All the good ones are taken." Votes: 0

Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter, it pleases only the mind and never distorts the countenance. Votes: 0

Luckily the script [of X-files episode] was written wonderfully and that became who I was and I was quirky, and I was kind of agitated and not entirely happy, but at the same time, witty. Votes: 0