Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. Votes: 3
Francis BaconI'm not a big Woody Allen fan, but thought 'Husbands and Wives' was great. Votes: 3
Nell FreudenbergerWives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler. Votes: 3
Lord ByronWives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings. Votes: 3
Rita RudnerAs a footballer's wife, I take great exception to the way we are portrayed in Footballers' Wives. Votes: 3
Karren BradyI can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time. Votes: 3
Sarah BrightmanCandidates' wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands' appearances. Votes: 0
Jodi KantorHusbands and wives are equal partners. They have different but complementary responsibilities. Votes: 0
Quentin L. CookTime turns the old days to derision, Our loves into corpses or wives. Votes: 0
Algernon Charles SwinburneI admit that Mendeleev has two wives, but I have only one Mendeleev. Votes: 0
Alexander III of RussiaI know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinMothers, wives and maids, These be the tools with which priests manage men. Votes: 0
Robert BrowningMoney earned by men would not always reach to their wives and children. Votes: 0
Jacqueline NovogratzShould all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves. Votes: 0
William Shakespeare[Puggles] "What population signs on willingly for slavery?" "You mean other than wives?" [Glinda] Votes: 0
Gregory MaguireIn my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference. Votes: 0
Ashlyn MacnamaraThe only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. Votes: 0
Kin HubbardGreat artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives. Votes: 0
H. L. MenckenThe faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives. Votes: 0
Sidonie Gabrielle ColetteI am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives. Votes: 0
Albert EinsteinI cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture. Votes: 0
Martin LutherGod designed husbands and wives to complete each other, not to compete with each other. Votes: 0
Jimmy EvansHusbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them. Votes: 0
Wilkie CollinsFirst ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers ... Votes: 0
Rosalynn CarterThe unsung heroes of the civil rights movement were always the wives and the mothers. Votes: 0
Andrew YoungI've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women Votes: 0
John WayneI guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. Votes: 0
Sam KinisonBesides what endless brawls by wives are bred,The curtain lecture makes a mournful bed. Votes: 0
JuvenalI've had only three wives and three guitars in my life, though I've flirted with others. Votes: 0
Andres SegoviaMaids must be wives and mothers to fulfill the entire and holiest end of woman's being. Votes: 0
Fanny KembleSoldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin they think of firelit homes, clean beds, and wives. Votes: 0
Siegfried SassoonThere are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. Votes: 0
Charlotte WhittonMost men need their wives to need them, and I've seen that lead to their downfall Votes: 0
Laird HamiltonA man should have two wives: one to love and one to sew on his buttons. Votes: 0
Gabriel Garcia MarquezWomen will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. Votes: 0
Dick Van DykeBut he's mad, completely mad, and he turns his wives into golems. He needs killing, not negotiation. Votes: 0
T. KingfisherGolf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. Votes: 0
Jim BishopItalian husbands, in order to buy their wives a fur, spend more than all their European collegues. Votes: 0
Indro MontanelliThe reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives. Votes: 0
Ronald Perelman"¦but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives. Votes: 0
HomerWhere I come from, they don't think much of men who are bossed about by their wives. Votes: 0
C. S. LewisI have seen children starving. I have seen the agony of mothers and wives. I hate war. Votes: 0
Franklin D. RooseveltMost wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. Votes: 0
Jackie GleasonWomen are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be. Votes: 0
May SartonBridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. Votes: 0
George BurnsIn Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today. Votes: 0
Abigail Van BurenOsama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich. Votes: 0
David LettermanMen never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinOne good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinWe bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. Votes: 0
Owen JonesI've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. Votes: 0
Patrick MurrayThe difficulty of course is that I like women. It is only wives I am in trouble with. Votes: 0
John SteinbeckI can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in. Votes: 0
Frank McCourtAll that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters. Votes: 0
Gordon LightfootArmy wives experience hell from the inside out; a wound you'll never see, a scar that never heals. Votes: 0
L.M. FieldsIt was hard for them to accuse their wives of infidelity when their rival was an invisible man. Votes: 0
Diane WakoskiBadly off as the men...were in your day, they were more fortunate than their mothers and wives. Votes: 0
Edward BellamySome of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days. Votes: 0
Wally SchirraSome women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives. Votes: 0
Joan RiversThe invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out. Votes: 0
Bradley WhitfordEven so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. Votes: 0
Paul the ApostleIn my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives. Votes: 0
Jake LaMottaThe most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives) Votes: 0
Rod StewartYou might as well deny 'Mormonism,' and turn away from it, as to oppose the plurality of wives. Votes: 0
Heber C. KimballThe word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes. Votes: 0
Martin LutherI was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. Votes: 0
Jack RedmondA man should be like a child with his wives, but if they need him, he should act like a man Votes: 0
UmarAmerican comedies especially are all about these men being browbeaten by their wives and it's impossible for me to watch. Votes: 1 Joe Manganiello
A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all. Votes: 1 Washington Irving
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing in their eyes that says they've seen more than they could ever possibly tell you. Votes: 2 Kate Hudson
I was at one time a football wife, and there is a certain level of bonding that happens between women who are the wives of football players. Votes: 1 Gabrielle Union
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. Votes: 3 Edmund Hillary
Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. Votes: 1 Jane Austen
High status males had multiple wives or additional mating opportunities in the ancestral environment. Votes: 1 Keith Henson
Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave. Votes: 1 Theodore Dreiser
They are strong wives, devoted moms, and beautiful women, trying to find a way to earn and keep their wings because God knows, it's not easy being married to the military. Votes: 3 L.M. Fields
Women's rights in essence is really a movement for freedom, a movement for equality, for the dignity of all women, for those who work outside the home and those who dedicate themselves with more altruism than any profession I know to being wives and mothers, cooks and chauffeurs, and child psychologists and loving human beings. Votes: 4 William Ruckelshaus
My wife loves me but she don't like me. I'm still in the trenches every day. I'm still buildin' my name, and it's growin' rapidly, but not fast enough to where I can relax at home with my kids and my wife. I'm always on the road, 3 months at a time, 6 months at a time. Votes: 4 Aaron Dontez Yates