Quotes about Your Dad

[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle. Votes: 4

Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad. Votes: 4

You don't remember the times your dad held your handle bars. You remember the day he let go. Votes: 4

Fatherhood is the unending imperfect task of turning yourself into your dad while secretly maintaining the unbridled elation of your boyhood Votes: 4

Acting careers dont come out fully formed - not unless your name is Jaden Smith and your dad has done it all. Votes: 4

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'. Votes: 4

Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. Votes: 4

My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad. Votes: 4

I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show. Votes: 4

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? Votes: 4

Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. It could be your dad, your brother or your aunt. Votes: 4

People who build family businesses are not classically trained. They have to deal with an enormous amount of politics. You think corporate politics are tough? Go work for your dad or your mom. Votes: 4

We all understand genetics. You get your eyes from your dad, your mom's nose, there's nothing you can do about that. But your spiritual genetics you can choose, pick, embrace and commit to. That's what I did. Votes: 4

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate. Votes: 4

Conservatives want to be your daddy, telling you what to do and what not to do. Liberals want to be your mommy, feeding you, tucking you in, and wiping your nose. Libertarians want to treat you as an adult. Votes: 4

One day you will come to Montauk and see your dad playing the piano And see your other dad wearing glasses Hope that you will want to stay for a while Don't worry I know you'll have to go Votes: 4

The things that you did with parents, whether it was spending every Sunday morning with your dad and eating French toast and watching Popeye, or decorating the Christmas tree with our mother - these are memories that help you be happy. Votes: 4

I never mind talking about my dad. I'm proud of who he is, and being his son is one of the things I'm most proud of. To be constantly compared to someone so brilliant, who happens to be your dad, is cool. Votes: 4

Nikah is a contract that transfers responsibilities. Therefore know the man you're thinking of marrying, and be sure that he is able to take care of you, more than your dad did. Islam empowers women with honor and dignity. Don't settle for anything less. Votes: 4

Once you learn the idea of what a good guy is, you want your dad to be a good guy, and when your dad lets you down and doesn't act like a good guy, it's disappointing and can make you angry as you see it happen, which is beautiful and very believable. Votes: 4

The last thing I want my child to see is Dad running around in the middle of the pack. That would really upset me. And that would upset him. I would be embarrassed to take him to school with kids saying, 'Hey, how'd your dad do this weekend?' 'Well, he finished fifth or sixth'. Votes: 4

Within our culture, every school has a swimming pool. We lived on the coast. People swam in the surf. It's a very sporty nation and at that particular time anyone who had an artistic bent was very much an outsider. So if you liked reading or ideas or playing the piano then your dad viewed you as a sissy, basically. Votes: 4

Logan: I need your help.Dad: Anything. Votes: 0

It's nice when your dad can be your friend. Votes: 0

That wasn't your mom in you—that was your dad. Votes: 0

This ring belongs to the black hand. He killed your dad. Votes: 0

A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad. Votes: 0

My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation. Votes: 0

Eventually, it wasn't even your dad I wanted, just anybody. Anybody at all. Votes: 0

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who? Votes: 0

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. Votes: 0

My love is tube shaped. Don't let your dad stick his dick in it. Votes: 0

When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work. Votes: 0

Your dad didn't die, so I won't be able to explain it to you. Votes: 0

Listen to your mom and dad! They are almost always right, especially about boys. Votes: 0

You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. Votes: 0

My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish. Votes: 0

The satisfaction you get when you finally beat your dad is amazing, that rush of adrenaline. Votes: 0

You get to a certain age and you can't judge yourself on your dad or your parents. Votes: 0

I don't want to wear your dad's clothes. He hates me." "You'd rather wear mine?" Nash scowled. Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. Votes: 0

Sunlight feels warm and rough against your skin like a kiss on the cheek from your dad. Votes: 0

Fighting Dad's not a fight. Fighting dad is, Hi, you've just instigated your own mugging! Come on down! Votes: 0

You don't want your children to look at you like you are anything special other than their dad. Votes: 0

We under no circumstances know the appreciate of your parent till we develop into dad and mom ourselves. Votes: 0

When your dad is a country music fan and you take long car trips, you become one too. Votes: 0

As a dad, it's kind of exciting to see that your son follows what you believe in so strongly. Votes: 0

My dad sent me a text saying, 'You know who you should play? Columbo. That's your Academy Award.' Votes: 0

My blood G cold, never seen my dad cry. And I'm a bleed your block til the cash dry! Votes: 0

Direct sales offers the education my rich dad taught: build your own network rather than working for a network. Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. Votes: 0

I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries. Votes: 0

My dad told us up front, 'Guys, if you want to play sports, go ahead, but it's your decision. Votes: 0

So, your dad's hot." "Thanks. He was that way when I met him, so I can't really take credit. Votes: 0

I learned that from my dad: you put your heart into something, you have to protect it, what you're making. Votes: 0

When you get older your dad becomes this other man rather than a scary man, and you have a friendship. Votes: 0

My dad told us up front, 'Guys, if you want to play sports, go ahead, but it's your decision.' Votes: 0

My dad told me, 'Your movie's never as good as the dailies and never as bad as the rough cut. Votes: 0

'Keep your head down at school.' Those are sage words from my dad. They kept me in check for years. Votes: 0

My dad used to say, 'Just because you dress up in a coat and tie, it doesn't influence your intelligence.' Votes: 0

Keep your head down at school.' Those are sage words from my dad. They kept me in check for years. Votes: 0

Assume whatever you do, both offline and online, will be seen by your mother, dad, boss, coach, boyfriend, teacher… the world. Votes: 0

Roger speaking to Brianna: It's too important. You don't forget having a dad." You do remember your father?" No. I remember yours. Votes: 0

I'm tired of eating your family's lousy, tasteless recipes," Dad said. "Tasteless recipes? My grandmother's rolling in her grave!" "It's from indigestion. Votes: 0

Drummed into me, above all, by my dad, by the whole family, was that without your good name, you would be nothing. Votes: 0

In 1997, in Rich Dad, Poor Dad, I stated, 'Your home is not an asset.' Real estate agents sent me hate mail. Votes: 0

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. Votes: 0

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. Votes: 0

My dad said 'When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life,' and I agree with that. Votes: 0

When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.' Votes: 0

My dad is a natural-born encourager. The last person who will ever tell you to lower your sights or give up your dream. Votes: 0

No, no, no, no,no,' he gasped. 'You can't bring up your mum and dad while your hand is down there, Finke Votes: 0

Henry: Well I'm sorry about your head though, but I thought you were one of them. Indiana: Dad, they come in through the doors. Votes: 0

It's not easy for you, Dad You seek your own space You slope off to watch telly But still see (Mom's Mum's Mam's) face Votes: 0

I've been a dad since I was nineteen, so I think a lot about fatherhood and the power of that sacrifice in your life. Votes: 0

Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey. Votes: 0

This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone else.' Votes: 0

Do Mom and Dad know you're dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I'll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric) Votes: 0

My dad probably gave me the best advice growing up. I think it's really just keeping your cool in situations and learning to balance everything. Votes: 0

You want to know how Egyptians pulled the brains out of mummies. or built the pyramids, or cursed King Tut's tomb? My dad's your man. Votes: 0

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do? Votes: 0

When your dad makes a living as a children's singer, you figure, 'I can do anything.' He made up his own job and did it. Votes: 0

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way. Votes: 0

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it. Votes: 0

Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape. Votes: 0

A lot of times, it gets weird when some guy is playing your dad. It feels weird to you. It feels like they're forcing sentiment. It's disgusting. Votes: 0

People have told me, 'My dad passed on, but I have great memories of watching your shows with him.' It doesn't get any better than that. Votes: 0

Think about finding out when you're 13 that your dad is not your dad. It's like, okay, take it on the chin and keep going. No choice, really. Votes: 0

My dad always had this little sign on his desk: 'The bigger your head is, the easier your shoes are to fill'. He really drilled that in. Votes: 0

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? Votes: 0

You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. It was awesome she was backing me up and defending me. Votes: 0

In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do?' Votes: 0

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass. Votes: 0

My dad told me this: You get out of it what you put into it. If you put in effort and log your time, you'll get the results. Votes: 0

Dad was a writer down to his cells, and he loved metaphors. Everything was a metaphor. Your dirty laundry could be one. Unexpected encounters with dog shit, definitely. Votes: 0

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.' Votes: 0

The most challenging part of being a dad is self-restraint. So often your instinct is to teach and tell. I am constantly reminding myself to listen to them. Votes: 0

People say to me, "Who's your favorite kind of photographer?" Or "Who would be your favorite photographer to have in a workshop?" And I always say, "My Dad." Votes: 0

I'm concerned a little bit with the culture of celebrating the fundraise. My dad taught me that when you borrow money it's the worst day of your life. Votes: 0

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles. Votes: 0

Acting is one of these things that I can't really describe - it's just like, why do you love your mum and dad? You know, you just do. Votes: 0

My mother always taught me, even my dad, just never let other people's opinions of you shape your opinion of yourself. And I never have and I never will. Votes: 0

We played in an era where you were taught to hate your opponent. But life changes. I raise my kids differently than my mom and dad raised their kids. Votes: 0

My dad said to me growing up: 'When all is said and done, if you can count all your true friends on one hand, you're a lucky man.' Votes: 0

When I was growing up my mother would say, 'Your dad may have to learn about being a father because he lost his own and that would have affected him'. Votes: 0

When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into meat in there. Can your dad do that? Votes: 0

My mother told me, 'Always do your best,' and my dad says, 'It's important to be humble. That's the key. They're not there for you. You're there for them.' Votes: 0

Sorry to hear about your Dad." He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him." "Heart attack?" "He was hit by a Pizza Express truck. Votes: 0

I got to grow up in a situation where drugs were demonic. To watch your dad go through heroin withdrawal is something that would keep you from doing any of that yourself. Votes: 0

You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of is your dad. And how he thinks you're not pretty. Votes: 0

It's a complex relationship when your dad happened to be president and you are president and then you have all the amateur psychology that goes on when people try to speculate about motivations. Votes: 0

Gabrielle was insulted and didn't even bother to hide it. 'Oh, and I suppose you think your dad was alone when he free-climbed the Kyoto Banking Tower on a windy day last September. Votes: 0

His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul. Votes: 0

I never got into fights with kids about whose dad is bigger and who can beat up who. What am I going to say? My dad can kill your dad when he's asleep? Votes: 0

People are always coming up to me and saying, 'I heard your dad's speech, and it's really great.' And they'll mention some place I didn't even know my dad was going to. Votes: 0

I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your dad that something like that has happened, it's not worth it. Votes: 0

I didn't want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad. Votes: 0

What kind of husband would I be if I bet against my own marriage?'I smiled. 'The stupid kind. Didn't you listen to your dad when he told you not to bet against me? Votes: 0

I don't want you out of my life... ever. I'm not scared of you at all. I'm pretty fucking scared of your dad, but that's a typical guy reaction to any girl's dad. -KANE Votes: 0

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool! Votes: 0

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom. Votes: 0

I can be a rock star with a television show and still have a self-esteem problem. So it's nice to have your dad go, 'Hey Melissa, I'm proud of you - you're doing good.' Votes: 0

Humans are born, weak and helpless. We're cursed with natural predators called parents. That's why the grandma was created. To protect us. Oh sure, she's old and frail. But she can kick your dad's ass. Votes: 0