Quotes about Zombies

Zombies don't exist. Votes: 3

Zombies are the new vampire. Votes: 3

Zombies are the new vampires. Votes: 3

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters Votes: 3

Zombies dont mess with other zombies. Votes: 3

Zombies are the proletariat. Long live the workers! Votes: 3

Zombies, believe me, are more terrifying than colonists. Votes: 3

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder? Votes: 3

Zombies weren't the true plague of the world, laziness was. Votes: 3

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits. Votes: 3

The best was The Yardbirds. I still love The Yardbirds and The Zombies. Votes: 3

Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing. Votes: 3

Zombies are the real lower-class citizens of the monster world and that's why l like them. Votes: 3

Zombies, what are you going to do with them? Just keep chopping them up, shooting at them, shooting at them. Votes: 3

I also have always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us. Zombies are the blue-collar monsters. Votes: 3

Zombies are then a symbol of our own mad urges to destroy ourselves, and a terrifying portent that we might succeed. Votes: 3

Have you ever felt as if other people were smarter than you? Quicker on the uptake? Zombies feel this way every day. Votes: 3

What is it with you and the Wizard of Oz references? Zombies and werewolves and vamps, oh my. Zombies and werewolves and... Votes: 3

The dead walk among us. Zombies, ghouls-no matter what their label-these somnambulists are the greatest threat to humanity, other than humanity itself. Votes: 3

Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night. Votes: 3

Zombies are apocalyptic in nature. They belong to a class of monster that doesn't just hunt humans, but seeks to obliterate that entire human race. Votes: 3

This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy. Votes: 3

I have a screened in porch, and it's nice to curl up with a book outside when it's raining, especially an old battered classic like 'Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. Votes: 3

Zombies are apocalyptic. I think that's why people love them because we're living in, not apocalyptic times, but I think we're living in fear of the apocalyptic times. Votes: 3

I have a screened in porch, and it's nice to curl up with a book outside when it's raining, especially an old battered classic like 'Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.' Votes: 3

Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed. Votes: 3

A true crisis. Class 3 outbreaks, more than any other, demonstrate the clear threat posed by the living dead. Zombies will number in the thousands, encompassing an area of several hundred miles. Votes: 3

Zombies are always moving fast in video games. It makes sense if you think about it. Those games are all about hand-eye coordination and how quickly can you get them before they get you. Votes: 3

Zombies don't run. They don't dance. They don't say, "More brains." There is no Thriller Night. Those are stereotypes that are perpetrated by Hollywood, which I think is very irresponsible because it can get you killed. Votes: 3

So, been attacked by any vampires yet?" "Not one." "Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front" "Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome. Votes: 3

I wanted to write about racism and xenophobia in 21st Century England and Ireland, but I wanted to do it in an exciting way so that I could reach more readers. Zombies seemed like a good way to do that. Votes: 3

I think the general anxiety of the 1960s - '70s spawned our interest in the living dead. When people worry about the end of their world, they need a safe vessel for all their fears. Zombies provide that vessel because they're 'safe. Votes: 3

I think the general anxiety of the 1960s - '70s spawned our interest in the living dead. When people worry about the end of their world, they need a safe vessel for all their fears. Zombies provide that vessel because they're 'safe.' Votes: 3

Zombies will try to scale any surface no matter how unfeasable or even impossible. In all but the easiest situations, these attempts have met with failure. Even in the case of ladders, when simple hand-over-hand coordination is required, only one in four zombies will succeed. Votes: 3

Zombies, vampires, Frankenstein's monster, robots, Wolfman - all of this stuff was really popular in the '50s. Robots are the only one of those make-believe monsters that have become real. They are really in our lives in a meaningful way. That's pretty fascinating to me. Votes: 3

Zombies are the ideal late twentieth-century monsters. A zombie is the one thing you can't deal with. It survives anything. Frankenstein's monster and Dracula could be sent down in so many ways. Zombies, though, fall outside all this. You can't argue with them. They just keep coming at you. Votes: 3

My main influences are pop and folk music - Bob Lind, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Bob Dylan, the Motown collection, The Zombies, Elliott Smith, and a ton of 70's AM radio hits. I love powerpop too. Votes: 2

The Zombies were really unique - they had elements of jazz and classical music in their songs and songwriting. They had a very, very different sound compared to a lot of their contemporaries at the time. Votes: 2

I've never read 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' although I certainly know what that is. And what I love about that concept is as much as it's a zombie story, it's also 'Pride and Prejudice.' Votes: 2

The return of the rain, beating out time on London's rooftops and pavements. Early morning Zombies sheltering beneath copies of the Standard whilst others ran screaming for cover in doorways because water from the heavens is holy and melts the undead. Votes: 2

I watched the Star Wars trilogy with some good friends of mine for the first time in a few years, I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies-one of those first mashup books-and then I went to the Oregon Shakespeare Festival with my family. Votes: 2

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. Votes: 2

Run, sweetheart, run. Votes: 1

Worst rescue ever. Votes: 1

Fresh is best. Votes: 1

Don't Fear the Reaper. Votes: 1

Nice driving, ya doomed fucks! Votes: 1

Alice is fictional. This isn't. Votes: 1

He IS just a normal boy. Votes: 1

Life is wasted on the living. Votes: 1

You had me at 'blood allergy. Votes: 1

Some necrophobes earn their own fates. Votes: 1

Sanity is over-rated. It lacks color. Votes: 1

Everything's better with zombies - NOT Votes: 1

I was somewhere between angry and turned-on. Votes: 1

People need books like zombies need brains. Votes: 1

All myths have a basis in fact Votes: 1

A riverless silence made the air heavy. Votes: 1

I will not negotiate with the undead! Votes: 1

Soft flesh is eaten by hard teeth. Votes: 1

Not all the magic of earth is benevolent. Votes: 1

The abundance of small things, it'll bury you. Votes: 1

The sooner the rebirth, the prettier the corpse. Votes: 1

Nothing is harder on the nerves than hope. Votes: 1

This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but. Votes: 1

He's a ghost, not a carnival magician.-Benny Imura Votes: 1

He was a contented dragon, not a tame one. Votes: 1

I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly. Votes: 1

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten. Votes: 1

Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse. Votes: 1

Humanity is a spectator sport. God is the spectator. Votes: 1

Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti. Votes: 1

Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth. Votes: 1

The real zombie-apocalypse is the pandemic of drama and mediocrity. Votes: 1

Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem. Votes: 1

Bodies lay in the sun. Bodies stood in the sun. Votes: 1

You have to stand out, do something, to be remembered. Votes: 1

In an age of rust, she comes up stainless steel Votes: 1

Tony, Tony,come around, something's lost that can't be found. Votes: 1

Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook. Votes: 1

Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist. Votes: 1

Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame! Votes: 1

I think everyone should have a problem with zombies on fire. Votes: 1

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you. Votes: 1

The more I know about people, the more I love zombies. Votes: 1

His eyes were like two wafers of slate, grey and lifeless. Votes: 1

Demons, werewolves, zombies--they're all supposed to be for entertainment purposes only. Votes: 1

He had taken to asking himself WWPD? (What Would Pia Do?) Votes: 1

No more room in hell? Fuck that, I made a reservation! Votes: 1

That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse Votes: 1

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! Votes: 1

Take it from an old cadaver. Let go of the past. Votes: 1

A man. A dead man. A dead man with no arms. Votes: 1

Goons were the lowest sort of homunculi, only superior to zombies. Votes: 1

Whip," Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting. Votes: 1

Little old laidesspeed away in their wheel chairs,frightened meals on wheels. Votes: 1

Blood is really warm,it's like drinking hot chocolatebut with more screaming. Votes: 1

The universe can bring it. We'll deal with whatever may happen together. Votes: 1

Self-pity NEVER leads to happiness. Avoid it like it's a zombie plague. Votes: 1

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies. Votes: 1

People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy. Votes: 1

I turned to her, my whole body hard with tiredness and regret. Votes: 1

My family has a Christmas tradition: Every year, they kill my mom. Votes: 1

Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you. Votes: 1

I heard them tearing at it. It was the sound of mortality. Votes: 1

As any avid reader knew, a good read deserved a good seat. Votes: 1

Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can. Votes: 1

You know what would be awesome? . . . If I could have a machete. Votes: 1

Who would want to be the prey in a world full of hunters? Votes: 1

Sometimes you have to do something ugly so that something beautiful can grow. Votes: 1

I feel the flatline of my existence disrupting, forming heartbeat hills and valleys Votes: 1

Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets. Votes: 1

I like to think she hates my guts a little less every hour. Votes: 1

I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show. Votes: 1

How do I appear unthreatening when her lover's blood is running down my chin? Votes: 1

Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex. Votes: 1

Even in death she was more beautiful to him than she ever was alive. Votes: 1

At first, many people infected with the zombie virus experienced similar symptoms to Ebola. Votes: 1

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people. Votes: 1

Aryal whispered, "If I start slapping people, I might not be able to stop. Votes: 1

The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it. Votes: 1

She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time. Votes: 1

For an instant I saw before me the young girl this used to be. Votes: 1

...the end of the world hasn't granted the clumsiest among us any measure of grace. Votes: 1

I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid. Votes: 1

When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. Votes: 1

What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad. Votes: 1

When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry. Votes: 1

It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral. Votes: 1

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts," Cas said. "You don't screw with death, yo! Votes: 1

Okay, it's pretty obvious what we're doing here, people. If it's dead - fucking KILL IT Votes: 1

He was drop-dead gorgeous and I, well I was just ... dead." (Tera Hightower, Dead Chick Walking) Votes: 1

Dragos, I'm beginning to feel like we're travel cursed. Something always happens when we go away. Votes: 1

It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires. Votes: 1

Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it! Votes: 1

...and we'll see what happens when we say Yes while this rigor mortis world screams No. Votes: 1

But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead. Votes: 1

Nine years ago I was alive. Nine years ago Jessica Anne Porter was fifteen years old. Votes: 1

I would like my life to be a movie so I could cut to a montage. Votes: 1

It's cloaked in cultural mumbo jumbo, but I assure you that it is very hard science. Votes: 1

I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death. Votes: 1

With sunglasses, a hat, and half a pack of Band-Aids, Roger could pass as a human. Votes: 1

Is there anything hotter than a cute guy who is also armed and dangerous? I think not. Votes: 1

I'm a man born to blood and pain, and peace would be a killing blow for me. Votes: 1

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you. Votes: 1

Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead. Votes: 1

Time is like a zombie. It moves slow, but all of a sudden 'BOO! Got your brains! Votes: 1

When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity. Votes: 1

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees. Votes: 1

People say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. It's not. It's eye bloody spy. Votes: 1

..the nuclear family from across the street, which, as a result of decay, truly did have 2.5 kids; Votes: 1

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people. Votes: 1

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories. Votes: 1

She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil. Votes: 1

You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants. Votes: 1

Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out.They're fucking with the wrong people. Votes: 1

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack. Votes: 1

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. Votes: 1

Don't you get it?' said Max. 'You're not praying, you're just... wishing. And wishes don't come true. Votes: 1

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host. Votes: 1

You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know. Votes: 1

Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe. Votes: 1

Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this. Votes: 1

Make the most of your life. You only live once. Unless of course the event of a zombie apocalypse! Votes: 1

He told her, You are a wise woman.Pleasure warmed her voice. I do have my moments, don't I? Votes: 1

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid. Votes: 1

The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy. Votes: 1

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right? Votes: 1

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. Votes: 1

We never surrendered. We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. Votes: 1

What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie?" The big man in the back barked a laugh. "You'll pay for that one. Votes: 1

Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality! Votes: 1

This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them. Votes: 1

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Votes: 1

He never did get right all the way again. And every once in a while he'd come down all bitey. Votes: 1

To think that she had read the same elegiac prose he now beheld with such quiet awe made his heart sing. Votes: 1

Hands and lips and teeth, and you'd forgotten-no, you'd never known-this way of knowing someone, this dissolution of self, this autophagy. Votes: 1

Avoid stress, the doctor had said. Eat lots of good food and enjoy this little mysterious bun cooking in the oven. Ha! Votes: 1

Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong. Votes: 1

Each time a girl approached the table, Mortimer would smile. Like this: And each time the girl would shriek and run away. Votes: 1

Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue? Votes: 1

Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble. Votes: 1

If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it. Votes: 1

Not too bad, reminds me of some kind of meat dip, best if you close your eyes and pretend it's something else. Votes: 1

When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me. Votes: 1

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door. Votes: 1

It had initially been thought that the zombie virus was an offshoot of Ebola. Many zombie-virus symptoms mimicked the terrible, hemorrhagic fever. Votes: 1

You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house. Votes: 1

Somewhere deep inside, his humanity had been shaken by something so unnatural, so foreign in its essence, his very being withdrew from it... Votes: 1

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies. Votes: 1

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving Votes: 1

It had occurred to him that if the undead don't realize that they are dead, he might easily be one of them himself. Votes: 1

I don't want to think about it, but I have to. Someone has to. I see the signs of spring and I weep... Votes: 1

New York City in life was much like New York City in death. It was still hard to get a cab, for example. Votes: 1

At least with zombies I know my enemy and I know what to do: Aim and shoot. It's not so easy with people. Votes: 1

The dead have existed for as long as the living, give or take a few years. But what good has that done them? Votes: 1

Fine, but if and when the zombies team up with the mummies to take over the world, you can't live in my underground bunker. Votes: 1

Larry broke my morose train of thought with his laughter. "Welcome to America," he said, "where even our zombie epidemic has an obesity epidemic. Votes: 1

Is this muteness a real physical handicap? One of the many symptoms of being Dead?Or do we just have nothing left to say? Votes: 1

...his vacant eyes took on a more sinister look, taking notice of us for the first time, a stranger in our midst, a monster. Votes: 1

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies. Votes: 1

People could say a lot of negative things about the apocalypse, but there was no arguing the air quality in Los Angeles had really improved. Votes: 1

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit. Votes: 1

The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened. Votes: 1

We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us. Votes: 1

Eleanor," Daniel said. "Miss Fitt! Wake up!"I fluttered my eyelids open. "I'm not a misfit anymore," I rasped. "I thought I told you that. Votes: 1

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. Votes: 1

There is no way of stopping death, not here. You can prolong it. But at some point, it is bound to catch up to you. Votes: 1

For there has never been a story nearly as tragic as the one of Frankenstein, except for that of Johnny Heart and his Francesca Valentine. Votes: 1

I could see the bay in the distance and where the ship should have been. Instead we found a burnt mast protruding from the waves. Votes: 1

Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs. Votes: 1

I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns. Votes: 1

Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the pale. Votes: 1

Then the Skopamish showed up. Their chests heaving, rotting eyes like dull raisins in their skulls. Their eyes found mine like a witching wand seeking water. Votes: 1

I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle. Votes: 1

I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere. Votes: 1

The conversation limped along this line of thought much like a zombie: lifeless and mindless and making a jelly of whatever healthy brains were within its reach. Votes: 1

Clearly our current form of medicine will bankrupt us and simultaneously keep the chemical industry the number one money-maker as physicians nurture a nation of drugged zombies. Votes: 1

Thomas remembered the image of the Cranks at the windows back at the dorm. Like living nightmares, missing only a death certificate to make them official zombies. Votes: 1

Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer. Votes: 1

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right? Votes: 1

He's barely said anything and I already know this guy is gross,' she told the girls. 'If the zombies come at us, we feed them him first. Votes: 1

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that they're tired of a genre (zombies) because it's only a fad, I'd be rich. #DeadRising Votes: 1

I totally don't know what to do." He got up and started pacing. "Am I supposed to get you a present? Or maybe a card. I'm completely lost. Votes: 1

We're all guilty of saying insincere things at one point or another, if only just to make the moment not totally suck as much as it truly does. Votes: 1

Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken! Votes: 1

Immortality was overrated, as far as he was concerned. Hardy had enough problems as it was; living forever sounded like a death sentence for someone with his practical sensibilities. Votes: 1

Pulling back, like a savage carnivore at its prey, it tore a large chunk of meat rendering his left arm useless...regardless he did not require it for long. Votes: 1

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts" -Warm Bodies Votes: 1

I said to him, "State your business, mortal!" There was no need for me to call him "mortal" or to speak like a sixteenth-century knight. It just sounded cool. Votes: 1

If a fae sorcerer, or sorcerers, are using necromancy to raise the dead they need to be stopped. No matter what happens, we need to bring a reckoning.--Catherine Votes: 1

But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life. I wondered if God would even notice. Votes: 1

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation. Votes: 1

If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit. Votes: 1

His eyes danced like a teenager. "Eat anyone alive today?" her father joked.Ruby returned his wicked grin and sauntered into the living room. "Not today, but tomorrow's another day. Votes: 1

The brighter the sunlight, the worse it affects them," said Einstein."So we got to pay more attention to the weather forecast," said DogNut. "Cloudy with a chance of zombies. Votes: 1

If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere. Votes: 1

The burning red taste of blood floods my mouth. The sparkle of life sprays out of his cells like citrus mist from an orange peel, and I suck it in. Votes: 1

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. Votes: 1

He first noticed it on the plane ride. There was an odor about her and it was becoming more pronounced with each passing hour. It was like the smell of rotting meat. Votes: 1

Speak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you'll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you got from here to there without any goddamn pants on. Votes: 1

What is it like.... what is it like to be dead?' Evan looked at him with his dull, unblinking blue eyes, ' I don't know, what is it like...... to be alive? Votes: 1

And to those who would choose the safety of inaction over the danger of taking a stand, I have this to say:You bloody cowards. May you have the world that you deserve. Votes: 1

The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me. Votes: 1

If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie--not really dead but not really alive, either. Votes: 1

She smiled and whispered, "I'm kissing you right now."He swore softly, frustration evident in the snap of his voice. "I'm kissing you too."With that she had to be content enough to walk away. Votes: 1

Studying wine taught me that there was a very big difference between soil and dirt: dirt is to soul what zombies are to humans. Soil is full of life, while dirt is devoid of it. Votes: 1

I knew then I was going to die in the street without ever seeing Holly again. All because I tried to help an old woman, proving for all eternity that no good deed goes unpunished. Votes: 1

Isn't it wonderful when people do that, when you put all your faith in their being selfish and self -centered and not giving a damn and it turns out, all that time, you were wrong? Votes: 1

Mia,' she whispered. I turned around. 'What?' I whispered back.She smiled at me a little. 'LEEERRROOOY JEEENNKKIINNNSS!' she shouted, then spun around and ran toward the Z's in the lighting section. Votes: 1

I've got everything I need right here." That sentimental thought met a room full of cheesy and sarcastic "aw's" and an empty water bottle thrown at my head. No, stop guys, really. You're embarrassing me. Votes: 1

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son. Votes: 1

Then you remember that Jack--that's his name, the mac & cheese--plays lacrosse. That's probably where he got all those yummy muscles. You need two hands for lacrosse.A pinky? Damn, you might as well starve yourself. Votes: 1

When it's my time, and the reaper calls my name, there will be no stink of fear on me, and my only wish will be to die with grace, covered in the blood of my enemies. Votes: 1

Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining. Votes: 1

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy. Votes: 1

There were a few nighttime pedestrians on the block, but they continued on their way, dutifully ignoring the zombie vomiting blood out of the back of my car. Good old New Yorkers. They really couldn't care less. Votes: 1

He wasn't my type -- my type was more the skinny hipster boys in girl jeans and thick glasses, a.k.a. the first ones to go during the outbreak -- but the sight still had me staring. Votes: 1

Fearful that they would be caught, the young lovers cast themselves into the sea with their stone, saying these words, "May we ever be united in love and hidden as long as this stone hides in deep waters. Votes: 1

No, we wern't telling Teresa. Because she had that same smell on her skin too, that dead hoocow's awful sterile rot, and until I had some answers to throw in her face I was pretending everything was fine. Votes: 1

Happy but isn't the human factor what connexus a deeply to our past will future generations care as much for chronologies and casualty statistics as they would for the personal accounts of individuals not so different from themselves. Votes: 1

The truth was, neither the Central Intelligence Agency nor any of the other official and unofficial U.S. intelligence organizations have ever been some kind of all-seeing, all-knowing, global illuminati. For starters, we never hand that kind of funding. Votes: 1

The line of traffic advancing towards the rising sun looked like a procession of the returning dead. Every one of them, solitaries in clean shirts, smoking, checking mirrors to see if their reflections were still there, wore dark glasses. Votes: 1

Nothing good is free, and nothing free is good. You want the world to change, you have to force that change behind gun smoke and lead. Blood is the price, always and ever, if you want to buy freedom. Votes: 1

What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us. Votes: 1

She sticks to the rules, because it's all she's got. It's like her feelings dried up and they were replaced with a pile of useless laws. Like my appendix. Don't know what I need it for, but it's still there. Votes: 1

Hey, Ms. P," Tad called, "what's going on?"She let out a slow breath before she answered. "You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan."Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right? Votes: 1

Shall I kill her now? Shall I not even investigate, but kill her and burn her?His throat moved. Such thoughts were a hideous testimony to the world he had accepted; a world in which murder was easier than hope. Votes: 1

I hate zombies.I know that sound prejudiced. I'm sure some zombies are really nice to kittens and love their parents. But it's been my experience that most are not the kind of people you want sending you friend requests. Votes: 1

No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty. Votes: 1

Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews. They're probably both werewolves. And even if they aren't, you should throw them out on principle alone. Votes: 1

And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye Votes: 1

Again he shook his head. The world's gone mad, he thought. The dead walk about and I think nothing of it. The return of corpses has become trivial in import. How quickly one accepts the incredible if only one sees it enough! Votes: 1

Corpses were real. He had heard about these cannibal dead walkers in the northeast, but they were in fact real. Rumor had it that one - just one - had made its way down towards the Mid-Atlantic.The rumored Dead Walker lived. Votes: 1

That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke is supposed to be. It definitely wasn't black, and it didn't smell like toasty poop. This was a good sign. Votes: 1

But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon. Votes: 1

In the darkened recesses of the Suburban, my opinion of the vampire rose considerably. There were far worse things than having to drink blood to survive. I could tolerate him, so long as he didn't try to make me his next meal. Votes: 1

I am beyond good and evil at this point. I am beyond the lines drawn in the sand by society at this juncture. I am beyond fear, beyond religion, beyond the morals and mores. I am Lord of the Fucking Flies. Do you understand? Votes: 1

You are working up to Mr. Fantastic Fiction levels of Zombie Expert, which is like playing Guitar Hero on some level that actually melts the guitar controller, burning your fingers with searing hot plastic till you scream in pain. Only with words. And zombies. Votes: 1

What do you have in mind?It was too dark for her to see his smile, but she could hear it in his voice. Probably too many things for the amount of time that we've got, but you never know. I'm an ambitious man. Votes: 1

They say a happy childhood is a lousy preparation for life. Kids who spend their playground days fat, ginger or gay know the truth. The world has always been full of vicious predators. For plenty of people this carnage and savagery is business as usual. Votes: 1

Mom stood over the still thrashing ghost with the bat and brought it down on its head again and again. "Leave him alone, leave my family alone!" she screamed. "We are not going to die in a stupid gas station in the middle of nowhere! Votes: 1

She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper. Votes: 1

It doesn't matter what clothes you had or what shoes you had, or how cool you were, or how many Facebook friends you garnered, what will matter in the end is what weapons you had, how many zombies you killed, and how long you survived. Votes: 1

I once fed a dog-fight operator to the dogs he had abused for so long, and do you want to know something? It felt so good. It was justice, girl. The fucking law never gave a shit about a victim, but justice is all heart. Votes: 1

...they come to us, these restless dead,Shrouds woven from the words of men,With trumpets sounding overhead(The walls of hope have grown so thinAnd all our vaunted innocenceHas withered in this endless frost)That promise little recompenseFor all we risk, for all we've lost... Votes: 1

Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind."Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten Votes: 1

Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?""Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are.""What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?""Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies. Votes: 1

I'm watching her talk. Watching her jaw move and collecting her words one by one as they spill from her lips. I don't deserve them. Her warm memories. I'd like to paint them over the bare plaster walls of my soul, but everything I paint seems to peel. Votes: 1

Pinning her wrists on either side of her head, he growled telepathically, Open your legs.Hunger pulsed. God, she loved it when he got growly and autocratic. Arching in a stretch that rubbed her torso against his, she put her mouth lightly against his and whispered, "Make me... Votes: 1

Everyone is born a freak," notes Hayley. "Every newborn baby, wet and hungry and screaming, is a fresh-hatched freak who wants to have a good time and make the world a better place. . . . Most teenagers wind up in high school. And high school is where the zombification process becomes deadly. Votes: 1

Michael understood. "Not really. My gear is mostly blindfolds, feathers, and shit I got from the pet store. All the good stuff is expensive." There were online catalogs full of it. Leather and metal. Gags and hoods and cuffs and rope. That's what you really needed when the zombies came. Votes: 1

It was never you. Leaving you was the hardest thing I've ever done and I've regretted that decision every second since the moment I walked out. I've made a lot of dumbass mistakes in my life, but letting you go is the one I'd give anything to erase.- Jason Votes: 1

He told her, I don't remember any other lover but you.I don't believe you.I don't. I know the facts of other lovers, but all the real, visceral memory, or any emotion has burned away. Those lovers happened to someone else, the man I was before I met you. Votes: 1

I couldn't tear my eyes away from the blood. As odd as it sounds, I felt irritated. I'd just cleaned that glass when I first came in on my shift today. Knowing Jim, he'd make me clean them again before I could go home. After he chewed me out, of course. Votes: 1

Everything good or bad in my life had started and ended within the limits of that town. It was over now, though, and a new chapter was beginning. Nothing would ever be the same as it had been before. I just hoped this chapter wouldn't be the final one in the book. Votes: 1

Alex: "You asked earlier why us humans fear death. I suppose it is the unknown - not knowing what awaits on the other side. But now I know, and I still fear it."The Darkness: "?"Alex: "But now I fear the living - in fact, I now fear life more than death! Votes: 1

I think I remember what love was like before. There were complex emotional and biological factors. We had elaborate tests to pass, connections to forge, ups and downs and tears and whirlwinds. It was an ordeal, an exercise in agony, but it was alive. The new love is simpler. Easier. But small. Votes: 1

I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I screamed at the television. "Get out of there. Somebody shoot it!" Then I realized I was watching Special Report and had mistaken Charles Krauthammer for a zombie. Votes: 1

Oatmeal Face, Jawless, and the other revenants dragged me out of the van by the zip tie between my hands. The sharp plastic bit painfully into my wrists."All right, all right, I'm coming," I said. "Keep your faces on."There was no reaction from any of them. Humor was wasted on the dead. Votes: 1

I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty women can bestow.' Miss Bingley immediately fixated her eyes on his face, and desired he would tell her what lady had the credit of inspiring such reflections. Mr. Darcy replied:'Miss Elizabeth Bennet. Votes: 1

I happen to like vampires more than zombies. Votes: 0

I think that period dramas just need zombies. Votes: 0

I loved learning to fight and kill zombies. Votes: 0

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead! Votes: 0

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies. Votes: 0

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies. Votes: 0

I actually have a very real, irrational fear of zombies. Votes: 0

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies. Votes: 0

Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies. Votes: 0

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid. Votes: 0

Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!" -Nick Gautier Votes: 0

Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly. Votes: 0

I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers. Votes: 0

I finished 'The Hunger Games' trilogy, and I love most anything with zombies. Votes: 0

I can't really make fun of zombies. They're not liars. They're not cheats. Votes: 0

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies? Votes: 0

I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books. Votes: 0

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other... Votes: 0

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next. Votes: 0

One mind awake can become stronger than a thousand zombies sleepwalking in a dying civilization. Votes: 0

I'm a big fan of zombies, and I have a zombie tattoo on my leg. Votes: 0

I'm a total nerd. I love comic books and video games and most of all zombies! Votes: 0

Don't be a zombie for anyone, if your oppressor likes zombies, cinemas are not located in mars. Votes: 0

The fact that you've got zombies in this movie allows you to make slightly bolder choices tonally. Votes: 0

I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires. Votes: 0

You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies. Votes: 0

Poetry is emotion, passion, love, grief - everything that is human. It is not for zombies by zombies. Votes: 0

I keep a little notebook of things that I can do to the zombies that might be silly and fun. Votes: 0

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that. Votes: 0

Pop culture is more and more about skulls and skeletons and zombies and vampires, and that's not just on Halloween. Votes: 0

In entertainment, zombies are so played out. I have a gut sense that people are getting tired of apocalyptic scenarios. Votes: 0

The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities. Votes: 0

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie. Votes: 0

A philosopher might find the general work unsophisticated, and scientists are often bemused by esoteric talk of zombies, supervenience, and possible worlds. Votes: 0

I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus. Votes: 0

Knowing without any doubt that the newly elected cannot help but be his zombies, Obama is the cat who swallowed the canary. Votes: 0

I like 'Futurama.' That's kind of the only thing that's my sci-fi thing, although I was big into zombies for a time. Votes: 0

I loved killing zombies in 'Day of the Dead.' I basically welcome anything that involves being dirty or bloody or shooting guns. Votes: 0

I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken. Votes: 0

Why are people always shooting zombies? Why not just chop their heads off? How can zombies get you if you have a good sword? Votes: 0

Secularism, materialism, and the intrusive presence of things have put out the light in our souls and turned us into a generation of zombies. Votes: 0

When I started writing, there was nothing about zombies. It was all teen movies, which to me are scarier than zombies, but that's another story. Votes: 0

My faith is that I don't believe in fate! We are not puppets or zombies of destiny. We are the main painters of our life's canvas. Votes: 0

When the dawn was still long hours away, bad thoughts took on flesh and began to walk. In the middle of the night thoughts became zombies. Votes: 0

I'm a tomboy. I really love sports. I'm really looking forward to being the sniper gal, running around and shooting zombies. I find that really exhilarating. Votes: 0

Feed' is about zombies and politics and blogging. It's about how George Romero actually saved the world! It's 'Night Of The Living Dead' meets 'The West Wing.' Votes: 0

Because we've never encountered a decomposing body, we can only assume they are out to get us. It is no wonder there is a cultural fascination with zombies. Votes: 0

The Night of the Living Dead' zombies, I think I might have a shot at surviving. If they're the fast ones, I may have well just give up. Votes: 0

I came up with an idea to turn the cliché inside out: instead of humans threatened by zombies, what if a sympathetic zombie was threatened by humans? Votes: 0

I like zombies; I like them fine. But I don't have a long list of zombie movies or books that are among my favorite things in the world. Votes: 0

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies. Votes: 0

Capital is an abstract parasite, an insatiable vampire and zombie maker; but the living flesh it converts into dead labor is ours, and the zombies it makes are us. Votes: 0

There are so many games where you fight aliens or zombies, and they have very high-fidelity graphics, but they don't ask the question of why the events are happening. Votes: 0

Say what you will about zombies and their hygeine issues,at least they kill you fast.College acceptance boards? They like to draw out the torment as long as possible. Votes: 0

Well, isn't that interesting. (Bubba) I ain't your science experiment, Bubba. I don't want to be interesting and I definitely don't want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick) Votes: 0

As technology improves, on-screen avatars look more and more like real people. When they start looking too real, though, we pull away. These almost-humans aren't quite right; they look creepy, like zombies. Votes: 0

I don't think there's any money to be made doing something that's that contemporary without having a spin on it. If there's a London riots film with zombies, that'd have more chance. Votes: 0

When we usually think of fears, in comics or in films, it's most often fears on a relatively superficial level: fear of murderous insects, of ghosts, of zombies, or even fear of dying. Votes: 0

If you haven't read Zomburbia, you haven't read about zombies. This is a new take and it is scary, freaky, and original. Gallardo resets the zombie bar and it's sky-high. Get this book! Votes: 0

I love zombies. I don't know how else to answer that... I have trouble falling asleep, so there are certain scenarios I use in my head to relax. I find sniping zombies very relaxing. Votes: 0

I sympathize with the zombies and am not even sure they are villains. To me they are this earth-changing thing. God or the devil changed the rules, and dead people are not staying dead. Votes: 0

I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will work tirelessly to destroy you and think of nothing else. Votes: 0

Nothing sends the message to your enemy that he has not fully understood the situation on the battlefield--a tactician's greatest sin--like zombies unexpectedly tapping their rear guard on the shoulder and eating their brains. Votes: 0

This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasn’t on fire. I had not thought this plan through at all. Votes: 0

The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH) Votes: 0

The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science. Votes: 0

I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give me a strong enough vision of what that world looks like. Votes: 0