I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour.
For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
With all due disrespect...
Sir Topless Bottomley