I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it. Votes: 0
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue... Votes: 0
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights Votes: 0
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! Votes: 0
I grew up cursing a lot. Votes: 0
I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason onlyâ¦.Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks, Votes: 0
Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time. Votes: 0
I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much. Votes: 0
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy. Votes: 0
I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff. Votes: 0
It's nice when little teams win. Votes: 0
I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell. Votes: 0
Girls are soft and pretty. Votes: 0
I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that. Votes: 0
I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating? Votes: 0
My hobbies are run-on sentences. Votes: 0
I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do. Votes: 0