If anything is good for pounding humility into you permanently, it's the restaurant business. Votes: 0
I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it. Votes: 0
When do you stop to de-douche? Votes: 0
For me, the cooking life has been a long love affair, with moments both sublime and ridiculous. Votes: 0
I'm really good at sleeping on planes. I mean, I smell jet fuel and I'm out; I'm asleep for takeoff. Votes: 0
If somebody crafts an interesting tweet that'll lead me to their blog, I'm going to their blog. Votes: 0
We learn as professionals by repetition, by getting it wrong, getting yelled at and doing it again. Votes: 0
Luck is not a business model. Votes: 0
Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later. Votes: 0
I have the best job in the world. Votes: 0
My family is very far from normal. Votes: 0
I managed to reach a depth of self-loathing that usually takes a night of drinking to achieve. Votes: 0
New Orleans is a glorious mutation Votes: 0