Top quotes by Billy Mays

The best things in life are free - and $19.95. Votes: 15

Hi, Billy Mays here for... Votes: 11

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. Votes: 10

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products. Votes: 9

It's important for me to sell a product that works. Votes: 8

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell. Votes: 8

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you. Votes: 8

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best. Votes: 8

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day. Votes: 8

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right? Votes: 8

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. Votes: 5

Long live your laundry! Votes: 5

I've done well for myself. Votes: 4

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine Votes: 4

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine. Votes: 3

I love beautiful wood. Votes: 2

The infomercial business has been good to me. Votes: 2

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows. Votes: 0

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else. Votes: 0

Life's a pitch, and then you buy Votes: 0