Top quotes by Brandon Mull

Hooves clomping over the whitewashed planks, Doren sprinted along the boardwalk after Rondus, a portly satyr with butterscotch fur and horns that curved away from each other. Puffing hard, Rondus cut through a gazebo and started down the stairs to the field. Only a few steps behind, Doren went airborne and slammed into the heavyset satyr. Together they pitched violently forward into the grass, staining their skin green. Votes: 16

i hate how my past actions keep messing up my future choices" Seth Sorson aka " fablehaven " (my son's quote) Votes: 11

Wasn't that awesome?" Seth asked. Warren cocked his head, his expression mildly embarrassed. "I'm sorry, Kendra--it was pretty cool." "All boys belong in insane asylums," Kendra said. Votes: 10

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page. Votes: 9

The girl with the long brown hair turned around. "Are you her boy friend?" she asked. Summer glanced from Crystal to Nate and back. Then question made her feel a little awkward. After all, she had saved him a seat. No, I'm her fiance," Nate said. We've been promised to each other since birth." Summer added. Our wedding isn't until March. Votes: 8

A gunshot rang out, blasting a hole in the door. A crossbow quarrel zinged through the hole and stuck quivering into the opposite wall. Seth heard the rocking horse clattering down the staircase, the twang of bowstrings, and the overlapping beat of several other projectiles thudding against the door. "That was awesome," Seth told Kendra. "You're psychotic," Kendra replied. Votes: 8

Adamant," Doren said proudly, handing over the shield. "We fished it out of the tar pit where we found the shirt of mail." "Probably all belonged to the same careless adventurer," Newel speculated. "Too much money, not enough talent. Votes: 8

I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you've started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied. Votes: 8

What'll you do if you can't find a way to cure him?" Seth asked.Dale paused. "I'll never know that day has come, because I'll never stop trying. Votes: 7

Don't let the brownies bite. Votes: 6

He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying." - Warren Votes: 6

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic. Votes: 5

He recalled Galloran stating that being a hero meant doing what was right regardless of the consequences. The thought sent a thrill through him. Galloran had been in this same situation and had made the right choice. Jason felt less alone. Malodor had claimed that his opponents had no heroes among them. But Galloran was proof to the contrary. And Jason would be evidence as well. p. 420 Votes: 4

Seth put his ear against the door. "I can't hear anything." "There are probably ten of them patiently waiting on the far side, ready to pounce." Brownies are shrimps. All I'd need are some heavy boots, a pair of shin guards, and a weed whacker." The image made Kendra giggle. Votes: 4

Fantasy leaves imaginations larger than it finds them. Votes: 4

Choices determine character. Votes: 4

So you're a librarian."His eyes shifted back and forth."I prefer loremaster. Votes: 4

Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado. Votes: 3

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards. Votes: 3

Yes, we have different viewpoints represented among us," she continued. "Yes, we have a displacer in our number, and a half giant, and a seedman who publicly disgraced us." "She's talking about you," Drake muttered to Nollin, loud enough to draw a laugh. "No, Drake, I'm talking about you," Farfalee corrected. Votes: 2

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences. Votes: 2

False humility is more insulting than open pride! Votes: 2

Indulgence is emptiness. I have proved the limits of food and frivolity. There is no real fulfillment in meaningless rushes of pleasure. You try to conceal the emptiness with more extravagance, only to find the thrills becoming less satisfying and more fleeting. Most pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. However you try to disguise it, you end up feeding without being nourished. Votes: 2

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone." Votes: 1

Fablehaven's awesome!!so is the candy shop war! Votes: 1

Can you see the power emotion has to distort out outlook? Makes you wonder, did you have a bad day, or did you make it a bad day? Votes: 1

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off. Votes: 1

It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense. Votes: 1

None of us start out strong ... And none of us have the exact same strengths. Votes: 1

A lie twice believed is self decieved Votes: 1

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others. Votes: 0

Hard to call it a party without sardines. Votes: 0

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in. Votes: 0

An unread book does nobody any good Votes: 0

The surprise is on the far side." "You're sure?" "Positive." "It better not be another fairy," Seth said. "What's the matter with fairies?" "I've already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus. Votes: 0

...Why are all these masks winking?" Jason pointed around the room with his fork. The loremaster dabbed at his mouth with a frilled purple napkin. "One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception. Votes: 0

In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you. Votes: 0

We all posses different gifts and abilities. How we use those gifts determines who we are. Votes: 0

The curse of mortality. You spend the first portion of your life learning, growing stronger, more capable. And then, through no fault of your own, your body begins to fail. You regress. Strong limbs become feeble, keen senses grow dull, hardy constitutions deteriorate. Beauty withers. Organs quit. You remember yourself in your prime, and wonder where that person went. As your wisdom and experience are peaking, your traitorous body becomes a prison. Votes: 0

I will not know that day has come because I will not stop trying. Votes: 0

Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it. Votes: 0

....there is a difference between hearing and listening. You can't always help what you hear. But you can control what holds your interest, what you choose to dwell on. Votes: 0

Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment." Whatever. I looked up the definition for 'nerd' in the dictionary. Know what it said?" "I bet you'll tell me." " 'If you're reading this, you are one.' " You're a riot. Votes: 0

It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse. Votes: 0

The pendulum swings between Light and Darkness Votes: 0

For Frito-Lay!" - Newel and Doren Votes: 0

Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or back to the past, but the present moved too quickly to absorb. Votes: 0

After all, as long as you know, why make when you can take? Votes: 0

She pictured herself running from a hoard of ravenous zombies on a hot day eventually collapsing from heatstroke and getting devoured. Then she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra's death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen. Votes: 0

We humans are conflicted beings. Our beliefs don't always harmonize with our instincts, and our behavior doesn't always reflect our beliefs. ... We wage war between the person we are and the person we hope to become. Votes: 0

When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work. Votes: 0

Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please. Votes: 0

If we might be able to save this world, how can we walk away? Too many people around here have given up! Galloran said heroes sacrifice for causes; they do things that others hide from. I may not be some great hero, but I won’t hide from this. I would never live with myself. Votes: 0

Hours of crisis often call for sacrifice. In matters of consequence, when have doubt and fear given the best advice? Why not heed faith, courage, and honor? Votes: 0

Try as we might to postpone them, days of reckoning inevitably arrive. Votes: 0

So many misconceptions surround the notion of heroism. Far too many categorize a hero as a champion on the battlefield, a commander of legions, a master of rare talent or ability. Granted, there have been heroes who fit those descriptions. But many men of great evil as well. Heed me. A hero sacrifices for the greater good. A hero is true to his or her conscience. In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences. Although any person could fit that description, very few do. Choose this day to be one of them." (Beyonders - A World Without Heroes) Votes: 0

Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once," Jason said. Votes: 0

Do us all a favor and toss your mouth overboard. Votes: 0

I'll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly -- Grandma Ruth Votes: 0

I was vanquished by a deer!' A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,' Warren conceded. 'Seth is in charge of my tombstone. Votes: 0

The society killed Kendra." ... Don't mention it to Verl. He might dive into a chasm. Votes: 0

My father once admonished me to master the laws that govern fine writing until I could weave my words into worlds. If ever I accomplish that feat, I will sign my name to the tale. Votes: 0

She refused to think of Neil, brave and quiet, whose reward for a heroic rescue was to be slowly devoured by strange cave balloons. Votes: 0

My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it. Votes: 0

You don't get it? He poisonded me! He poisonded me, and you're next. I'm going to die. We're all going to die." -Seth Votes: 0

The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs. Votes: 0

Seth trotted over to Kendra. Bringing good luck as usual It was a weak pass okay Votes: 0

She (Rachel) pulled away and looked into his eyes. "Don't give up." "There goes my plan." "I'm serious. Even if things look bad, find a way to win. Find it." "You too," Jason urged. "Within reason. Don't try some huge Edomic command and blow yourself to pieces." "There goes my plan." "You stole my line. Votes: 0

Being smart can make happiness elusive. Being REALLY smart can help you find it in more places than most. Votes: 0

Some imagine the difference between heaven and hell to be a matter of geography. Not so. The difference is much more evident in the individuals who dwell there. Votes: 0

The love of reading can be contagious. Votes: 0

One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception. Votes: 0

Agreements. Specifically, a treaty ratified by all the orders of whimsical like forms who dwell here that affords a measure of security for mortal caretakers. In a world where mortal man has become the dominant force, most creatures of enchantment have fled to refuges like this one. Votes: 0

The comforts of life as a fugitive," Drake sighed. "Stumbling about in the dark without mounts. Votes: 0

Jason decided not to add that the best way to get him to focus on something was to tell him not to think about it. Votes: 0

Faith isn't knowledge, Rachel. Faith is a tool. Faith keeps us going until we get the knowledge. Faith keeps us striving until we reach the consequences of our most important decisions. Votes: 0

You’re free to dream however you wish,” Nollin teased. “But don’t ask the rest of us to share your unrealistic—” “Then don’t ask us to share your weakness!” Jason interrupted. Votes: 0

We must set aside our wishes and give heed to reality. Nobody can accept the truth while hiding from it. When a decision matters, we have to stare at the truth unflinchingly. Only then can we find peace in our choices. Votes: 0

All boys belong in insane asylums. Votes: 0

That was cool.' You're psychotic. Votes: 0

This surpassed the fear of death. Death would be a mercy if it would make the feeling stop, the uncontrollable panic mingling with the mind-scrambling certainty of something sinister approaching, something with no need to hurry, something that would not be so kind as to let him die. The fear was palpable, suffocating, irresistible. Votes: 0

When you have to jump, you jump. Votes: 0

Nathan Sutter," the teacher read. Here. My mother never calls me Nathan." Is it Nate?" She calls me Honeylips. Votes: 0

The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault Votes: 0

Sometimes the best offense was avoiding self-destruction. Votes: 0

...even misplaced faith can help us gain knowledge. We try to be smart about where we put our faith and we adjust as we learn more. Votes: 0

Jason glanced at the creature. It remained the same distance away as before, still as a statue. "What do you want?" Jason asked. No answer. "Are you the thing that followed Tark? You should keep following him. He's the real mastermind. Shoo. Go hide." No response. "Okay, how about you stand guard while I sleep. Keep the giants away. Sound good? All in favor, hold perfectly still. Fine, I guess we have a deal. Votes: 0

I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. Votes: 0

I don't know how you're standing here. Yet you haven't broken. Not where it matters. Having come this far, I'm not sure you can be broken. Votes: 0

Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic." "Sure you were," Jason said. "You're just too embarrassed to admit you were playing hide-and-seek all alone. Rachel hiding, nobody seeking. Votes: 0

Please," Kendra said. "Think of all the lives that will be destroyed." "I have," Mark said. "Believe me, darling, I grasp all aspects of this, I really do. But how much has the public I'm protecting worried about me? My sanity, my happiness, my right to find peace?" "They made no promises," Bracken said. "They are not preventing the end of the world. Those who know about your sacrifice appreciate you immeasurably. Your life may not be fair, but it is absolutely necessary. Votes: 0

He's stubborn," Tux warned in a singsong tone. "Stay out of this," Mark spat. "And touchy," Tux added. Votes: 0

Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope. "Happy birthday to you!" Seth exclaimed, his voice full of implications. Kendra tried not to blush as she tucked the envelope away. "Dear Kendra," Seth improvised, "you're the only girl who really gets me, you know, and I think you're very mature for your age--" "What about some cake?" Grandma interrupted, holding the first piece out to Kendra and glaring at Seth. Votes: 0

Seth hustled over. “What’s the password?” “Passwords are for sissies,” Warren’s muffled voice responded. “Works for me,” Seth said, unlocking the door and opening it. Votes: 0

Drake. He liked dangerous pies." "Why did he join you?" "Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?" "Focus. Why did he join you?" "Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I'm getting a headache." p. 432 Votes: 0

Most pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. p. 374 Votes: 0

What's the dog called?"Jason asked. "Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh." "No, I meant his entire name. Votes: 0

What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth Votes: 0

Can't you home school me?" Nate pleaded. "You would never do any work." (Nate's mom) "Sounds perfect! Votes: 0

break the rules pay the price Votes: 0

Are you her boyfriend?” ... No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said. We’ve been promised to each other since birth,” Summer added. Our wedding isn’t until March. Votes: 0

Patience mimics the power of infinity. Votes: 0

A crossbow?” Pigeon asked. I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. Votes: 0

For each of us destiny is a blend of potential, circumstances, and choices. Votes: 0

Let's worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame. Votes: 0

Sometimes the most preposterous lies are the most believable. Votes: 0

Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name. “Does your mother call you Pigeon?” “No.” “Then to me you are Paul.” ... “Nathan Sutter,” the teacher read. “My mother never calls me Nathan.” “Is it Nate?” “She calls me Honeylips. Votes: 0

There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated. You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested. Votes: 0

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone. Votes: 0

In his writings, Patton was shameless about his ambition to woo Lena to be his bride. He detailed the gradual progress he made, playing music for her on his violin, writing her poems, beguiling her with stories, engaging her in conversation. It was clear that he obsessed over her. He knew what he wanted and never relented until she was his. Votes: 0

You picked the right road, even though it is the most difficult. That is the essence of heroism. (p. 326) Votes: 0

Hello," Newel said. "Look, Doren, we have visitors. Kendra, Seth, and ... Muriel's weirdo puppet."....Newel grabbed Seth's hand and shook it vigorously. "Congratulations. You just found yourself a secret entrance." "So seriously," Doren said. "What's with the puppet? Votes: 0

Making mistakes is part of learning to choose well. No way around it. Choices are thrust upon us, and we don't always get things right. Even postponing or avoiding a decision can become a choice that carries heavy consequences. Mistakes can be painful-sometimes they cause irrevocable harm-but welcome to Earth. Poor choices are part of growing up, and part of life. You will make bad choices, and you will be affected by the poor choices of others. We must rise above such things. Votes: 0

Then I'm going?" Kendra asked. The adults in the room exchanged tacit glances before nodding. Then we only have one more problem left to discuss," Seth said. Everyone turned to him. How do I get invited Votes: 0

What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter. Votes: 0

Not kill us," Pigeon corrected. "She was mainly just trying to turn us into mindless slaves. Votes: 0

Not that I lack confidence in the outcome," Ferrin said, "but would you consider entrusting the piece of my neck to somebody who is not about to confront one of the most deadly beings in the world? Votes: 0

Say no to death pies. Another good motto. Votes: 0

An occasional foray into negative emotions makes feeling normal that much sweeter. Votes: 0

Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection Votes: 0

Causes have a way of tainting your reason until a person takes much bigger risks than sanity would otherwise allow. Votes: 0

Excruciating agony makes me cranky. Votes: 0

I blush to think of her beholding my work," Verl confessed. So do we," Newel assured him. Votes: 0

Can you see the power emotion has to distort our outlook? Makes you wonder, did you have a bad day, or did you make it a bad day." ~Fablehaven - Rise of the Evening Star Votes: 0

You look tired," Rachel told Jason. "I wish I could jog and sleep at the same time." "Can't you?" Ferrin asked, joining them at the little cascade. "I always imagined that you could sleep rolling down a mountainside in a barrel." "I probably could today," Jason conceded. Votes: 0

And you came back to Lyrian?" Galloran said in disbelief. "Believe it or not, I came through the same hippopotamus that brought me here the first time. Jumped into the tank on purpose. I wanted to keep others from wasting their time pursuing the Word. And I couldn't ditch Rachel." Galloran smiled. "Truly, you are possessed by that species of madness that begets heroism. Votes: 0

Whatever you do," Seth said around a chewy mouthful, "try not to leave me down here too long. You can only play a certain amount of Yahtzee games in a row before you become a lunatic." "I'll keep that in mind. Votes: 0