It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television? Votes: 9
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately. Votes: 7
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. Votes: 5
It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV? Votes: 5
Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon. Votes: 3
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. Votes: 3
Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time. Votes: 3
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. Votes: 2
You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? Votes: 0