Fuel-efficient my big engine is not. I drove 38 miles and burned through more than a quarter-tank of expensive premium gas. Every time I accelerated I could sense a Saudi Arabian somewhere was smiling. Votes: 14
Confession can be good for the soul, but it can exact a heavy toll on friendships. Votes: 3
Now I know why women get their ears pierced. Once they've survived this ordeal of mutilation, they can face the discomforts of childbirth with equanimity. Votes: 2
I have found that people who can successfully resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives. Votes: 0
Do you suppose the human race invented boredom to make the prospect of death more palatable? Votes: 0
Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when oneâs groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism? Votes: 0
One of the tragic consequences of divorce is that the kids are legally obligated by the courts to spend a fixed amount of time with their dads. In normal families, dads and children happily ignore each other. Votes: 0
I take it, then, Vijay, you are still a virgin?'Yes, and I find it extremely galling. When Gandhi was my age he had already been married three years.'No wonder Gandhi turned out to be a great man. When you get your love life nailed down that early, think of all the time it frees up to devote to Great Ideas. Votes: 0