I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking. Votes: 22
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Votes: 5
Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up. Votes: 4
I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee. Votes: 0
I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. Votes: 0
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. Votes: 0
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Votes: 0
Comedy = tragedy + time. Votes: 0
Comedy is tragedy plus time. Votes: 0
The audience is never wrong. Votes: 0
I think we're here for each other. Votes: 0
there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home. Votes: 0
I have a great memory. Votes: 0