Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.
Advertising degrades the people it appeals to; it deprives them of their will to choose.
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.